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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

To your girlfriend/wife when she's on the blob and having a crisis of confidence, knows she's put on a bit of weight and is nervous about an upcoming party coz everyone else has flat tummies and pert breastages....

Wear a corset and let your personality shine through.

Now I'm thinking I might aswell change my name to Gloria and head off to Madagascar before the other gorgeous party goers wonder why the fuck B brought Hunchbacks sister with him.

P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To your girlfriend/wife when she's on the blob and having a crisis of confidence, knows she's put on a bit of weight and is nervous about an upcoming party coz everyone else has flat tummies and pert breastages....

Wear a corset and let your personality shine through.

Now I'm thinking I might aswell change my name to Gloria and head off to Madagascar before the other gorgeous party goers wonder why the fuck B brought Hunchbacks sister with him.

P"

We’ve got one of the male half’s mess evenings coming up, neither of us can fit in our outfits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Squeeze her and call her 'your little ketchup packet'

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

Don’t tell her you’ve bought her a bacon slicer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To your girlfriend/wife when she's on the blob and having a crisis of confidence, knows she's put on a bit of weight and is nervous about an upcoming party coz everyone else has flat tummies and pert breastages....

Wear a corset and let your personality shine through.

Now I'm thinking I might aswell change my name to Gloria and head off to Madagascar before the other gorgeous party goers wonder why the fuck B brought Hunchbacks sister with him.

P"
your bum looks big in that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wear a basque

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

have you thought about a onesie it gets cold in there

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

Tell everyone you got a new job as chief product tester for Walkers & the new shape goes with the job..

S

PS. What others think doesn't matter, Just you two

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Hmmmm.....it might be a good time to say nothing at all (and possibly retreat to the pub) at such times

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Oh my.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you stay in tonight I'll go on my own

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give her some cake.

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