FabSwingers.com forum: Lots of dragons but no St George on here!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What gives?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got you tin hat ready

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"What gives?

their swords aret up to the challenge!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's no dragons silly, that's a mirror you're looking in

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Lets have a nice love thread shall we?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lets have a nice love thread shall we?

Okay love you

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

Or a lust thread

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Love you too

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

oooo I feel and was a gooseberry then

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Im feeling feisty..anyone up for some mud wrestling?

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"oooo I feel and was a gooseberry then

Its ok Rugby I love you too haha

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"oooo I feel and was a gooseberry then

it was a rugby sandwich

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

I like being a sandwich

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Im feeling feisty..anyone up for some mud wrestling?

thought you preferred jelly???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If we're getting gooey then we may as well be cultured and topical... so...

Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?

Thou art more lovely and more temperate.

Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May,

And summer's lease hath all too short a date.

Sometime too hot the eye of heaven shines,

And often is his gold complexion dimmed;

And every fair from fair sometime declines,

By chance, or nature's changing course, untrimmed;

But thy eternal summer shall not fade,

Nor lose possession of that fair thou ow'st,

Nor shall death brag thou wand'rest in his shade,

When in eternal lines to Time thou grow'st.

So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see,

So long lives this, and this gives life to thee.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know, I know...

I'm Bard

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Im feeling feisty..anyone up for some mud wrestling?

thought you preferred jelly???

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no mud...love mud...makes me horny

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"Im feeling feisty..anyone up for some mud wrestling?

thought you preferred jelly???

You took the words right out of my mouth...

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"Im feeling feisty..anyone up for some mud wrestling?

thought you preferred jelly???

no mud...love mud...makes me horny

dirty girl

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Anyone got a spare lance?

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"Anyone got a spare lance?

Yours not working?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone got a spare lance?

Ain't there a geezer with Lots of 'em.... now whats his name...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Anyone got a spare lance?

Ain't there a geezer with Lots of 'em.... now whats his name...

Captain Porksword?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Anyone got a spare lance?

Yours not working? "

I need something 30ft long!

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"Anyone got a spare lance?

you got a spot?

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"Anyone got a spare lance?

Yours not working?

I need something 30ft long!

Dont we all love

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By *ue care and attentionWoman
over a year ago

birmingham

"I know, I know...

I'm Bard

Very cleaver, think it went over everyone's head lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Anyone got a spare lance?

Yours not working?

I need something 30ft long!

Dont we all love

It has to be straight no bends or kinks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know, I know...

I'm Bard

Very cleaver, think it went over everyone's head lol "

Tis the East and Juliette is the sun....!

Fanx chick, glad its not entirely wasted!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Anyone got a spare lance?

you got a spot?"

Not yet but I can see one coming on.

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"Anyone got a spare lance?

Yours not working?

I need something 30ft long!

Dont we all love

It has to be straight no bends or kinks!

Oh a few kinks are ok...

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By *ue care and attentionWoman
over a year ago

birmingham

"I know, I know...

I'm Bard

Very cleaver, think it went over everyone's head lol

Tis the East and Juliette is the sun....!

Fanx chick, glad its not entirely wasted!

There are some cultured people in this madhouse! lol x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Anyone got a spare lance?

Yours not working?

I need something 30ft long!

Dont we all love

It has to be straight no bends or kinks!

Oh a few kinks are ok..."

A kinky lance might miss its target!

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"Anyone got a spare lance?

Yours not working?

I need something 30ft long!

Dont we all love

It has to be straight no bends or kinks!

Oh a few kinks are ok...

A kinky lance might miss its target!

Yeah well that wouldnt be the first time...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Anyone got a spare lance?

Yours not working?

I need something 30ft long!

Dont we all love

It has to be straight no bends or kinks!

Oh a few kinks are ok...

A kinky lance might miss its target!

Yeah well that wouldnt be the first time...

He should have said Talley Ho first as a warning.

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"Anyone got a spare lance?

Yours not working?

I need something 30ft long!

Dont we all love

It has to be straight no bends or kinks!

Oh a few kinks are ok...

A kinky lance might miss its target!

Yeah well that wouldnt be the first time...

He should have said Talley Ho first as a warning.

As opposed to 'Oops I didnt meant to do that...but now Im in there....'?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Shakespeare was a naughty bugger really....he looked so innocent as well

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Shakespeare was a naughty bugger really....he looked so innocent as well

He had a quill not a lance didn't he?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

But isn't mightier than the sword?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"But isn't mightier than the sword?"

They say so but the porksword gives better orgasms.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Shakespeare was a naughty bugger really....he looked so innocent as well

He had a quill not a lance didn't he?

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have you read any shakespeare..he was proper naughty!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Ah! That's where I'm going wrong on here

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Ah! That's where I'm going wrong on here

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Look for a willy thats naughty

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Shakespeare was a naughty bugger really....he looked so innocent as well

He had a quill not a lance didn't he?

have you read any shakespeare..he was proper naughty!

No but I watched wuthering nights.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shakespeare was a naughty bugger really....he looked so innocent as well

He had a quill not a lance didn't he?

have you read any shakespeare..he was proper naughty!

No but I watched wuthering nights.

Am sending you a Withering Stare.... that was by Emily Bronte!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shakespeare was a naughty bugger really....he looked so innocent as well

You met him...??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

from his portraits ya numpty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"from his portraits ya numpty

You and ya Big Bad Bard...

*double checked wot I writ... Just in case...*

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

"But isn't mightier than the sword?"
only if you dont get censored

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