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Most bizarre thing you've learnt?

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By *rMrsBumblebee OP   Couple
over a year ago

Coventry

I have been on the forums this evening for about 10 minutes and have had to use Google 3 times I have searched smoking blow job (nothing came up, asked hubby and got the answer) Fluid bonded (where you and your partner no longer use barrier protection and share bodily fluids) and cis het (too long to explain have a Google) what is the most bizarre thing you have learnt from this forum?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I've been on here for about 14 years, and hardly anything fazes me anymore

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By *cousesubsallyWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere out there

What an Alabama hot pocket is....

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By *rMrsBumblebee OP   Couple
over a year ago

Coventry

Ha ha ha. I'm not sure how I feel about that one. Ok I'm lying it's one I'd never be up for.

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By *rMrsBumblebee OP   Couple
over a year ago

Coventry

Hubby just got me to google 'wapato chilli burger'.

Fucks sake....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could murder a chilli burger right now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now I'm disturbed

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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

Docking just wtf I'm broad minded but that just don't get it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've learnt that on this internet domain people love to label everything or give it an abbreviation lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've stopped googling what I read on the forums a long time ago. You can't un-see or un-read things.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Docking just wtf I'm broad minded but that just don't get it "

Yepp, I was going to say this!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have been on the forums this evening for about 10 minutes and have had to use Google 3 times I have searched smoking blow job (nothing came up, asked hubby and got the answer) Fluid bonded (where you and your partner no longer use barrier protection and share bodily fluids) and cis het (too long to explain have a Google) what is the most bizarre thing you have learnt from this forum?"

F. I like this thread, you just got me trying to learn something!

Cucking, hotwifing et al. Google didn't work but I got the answer from a little bird.

Now to Google Alabama hot pocket...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have been on the forums this evening for about 10 minutes and have had to use Google 3 times I have searched smoking blow job (nothing came up, asked hubby and got the answer) Fluid bonded (where you and your partner no longer use barrier protection and share bodily fluids) and cis het (too long to explain have a Google) what is the most bizarre thing you have learnt from this forum?

F. I like this thread, you just got me trying to learn something!

Cucking, hotwifing et al. Google didn't work but I got the answer from a little bird.

Now to Google Alabama hot pocket..."
.Dont do it!

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

I've learnt there's plenty of keyboard warriors and two faced people about !!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fluffing and that some people just use forums to chat and don’t want to meet up with anyone. I get during the lockdown cos you can’t but after and before that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've learned not to Google anything I read on fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've learned not to Google anything I read on fab"

This

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham


"Fluffing and that some people just use forums to chat and don’t want to meet up with anyone. I get during the lockdown cos you can’t but after and before that. "

Surely people can use this site how they wish to though.

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in


"I've learned not to Google anything I read on fab"
unless you use private mode

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fluffing and that some people just use forums to chat and don’t want to meet up with anyone. I get during the lockdown cos you can’t but after and before that.

Surely people can use this site how they wish to though. "

Yeah, guess you’re right. It just kind of sucks for those who wanna meet up. Thought that was the point you know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fluffing and that some people just use forums to chat and don’t want to meet up with anyone. I get during the lockdown cos you can’t but after and before that.

Surely people can use this site how they wish to though.

Yeah, guess you’re right. It just kind of sucks for those who wanna meet up. Thought that was the point you know"

Plenty don’t meet or take breaks from meeting. The reason I don’t is because I met someone on here a while ago and we’re happy just us 2. Doesn’t mean i want to just leave. I enjoy the forums and have lots of friends on here. Why should I leave?

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham


"Fluffing and that some people just use forums to chat and don’t want to meet up with anyone. I get during the lockdown cos you can’t but after and before that.

Surely people can use this site how they wish to though.

Yeah, guess you’re right. It just kind of sucks for those who wanna meet up. Thought that was the point you know"

We want to meet and we do meet. Why should those who don't meet effect us?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fluffing and that some people just use forums to chat and don’t want to meet up with anyone. I get during the lockdown cos you can’t but after and before that.

Surely people can use this site how they wish to though.

Yeah, guess you’re right. It just kind of sucks for those who wanna meet up. Thought that was the point you know

Plenty don’t meet or take breaks from meeting. The reason I don’t is because I met someone on here a while ago and we’re happy just us 2. Doesn’t mean i want to just leave. I enjoy the forums and have lots of friends on here. Why should I leave?"

I guess. Good for you meeting someone. So you become a couple?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fluffing and that some people just use forums to chat and don’t want to meet up with anyone. I get during the lockdown cos you can’t but after and before that.

Surely people can use this site how they wish to though.

Yeah, guess you’re right. It just kind of sucks for those who wanna meet up. Thought that was the point you know

We want to meet and we do meet. Why should those who don't meet effect us? "

Idk just forget it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fluffing and that some people just use forums to chat and don’t want to meet up with anyone. I get during the lockdown cos you can’t but after and before that.

Surely people can use this site how they wish to though.

Yeah, guess you’re right. It just kind of sucks for those who wanna meet up. Thought that was the point you know

Plenty don’t meet or take breaks from meeting. The reason I don’t is because I met someone on here a while ago and we’re happy just us 2. Doesn’t mean i want to just leave. I enjoy the forums and have lots of friends on here. Why should I leave?

I guess. Good for you meeting someone. So you become a couple? "

Just a FWB relationship, we don’t live together. We don’t want to!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Docking just wtf I'm broad minded but that just don't get it "

Haha, a certain Mr M taught me that one! Is it bad that I already knew many of the more "niche" things referred to on here, or if I didn't, there's someone at home who probably did? Does that make us utterly filthy??

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By *nvisible_beardMan
over a year ago

near newbridge, wales


"Docking just wtf I'm broad minded but that just don't get it

Haha, a certain Mr M taught me that one! Is it bad that I already knew many of the more "niche" things referred to on here, or if I didn't, there's someone at home who probably did? Does that make us utterly filthy?? "

Fo sho

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By *nvisible_beardMan
over a year ago

near newbridge, wales

Oh well I googled some of them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lots of things, I feel like a virgin again I think I've lived a sheltered life.

I learned about fluffing tonight.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

I’ve stopped googling, there are some things that just can’t be erased from my mind

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By *nvisible_beardMan
over a year ago

near newbridge, wales


"Lots of things, I feel like a virgin again I think I've lived a sheltered life.

I learned about fluffing tonight.

"

Then do NOT look up the others

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Lots of things, I feel like a virgin again I think I've lived a sheltered life.

I learned about fluffing tonight.

Then do NOT look up the others in "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fluffing and that some people just use forums to chat and don’t want to meet up with anyone. I get during the lockdown cos you can’t but after and before that.

Surely people can use this site how they wish to though.

Yeah, guess you’re right. It just kind of sucks for those who wanna meet up. Thought that was the point you know

Plenty don’t meet or take breaks from meeting. The reason I don’t is because I met someone on here a while ago and we’re happy just us 2. Doesn’t mean i want to just leave. I enjoy the forums and have lots of friends on here. Why should I leave?

I guess. Good for you meeting someone. So you become a couple?

Just a FWB relationship, we don’t live together. We don’t want to! "

Oh right cool. well at least you got someone to have fun with haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've learnt that there are experts on every corner and that women rule, give in to the power of woman

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

What I've learned is that if somebody asks "What do you think of..." and it's a term I've never heard of, then I shouldn't look it up. I've been burned too many times and have images in my head I can't lose.

So for the person who mentioned an Alabama Hot Pocket earlier, I'm going to to stay ignorant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Docking just wtf I'm broad minded but that just don't get it

Yepp, I was going to say this!"

Immediately goes to Google

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Docking just wtf I'm broad minded but that just don't get it

Yepp, I was going to say this!

Immediately goes to Google "

Two definitions. Both not for me

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By *rindiMan
over a year ago

chester


"Docking just wtf I'm broad minded but that just don't get it

Yepp, I was going to say this!

Immediately goes to Google "

Trying to resist googling, i have a feeling its not going to be good lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me and partner were traumatised when her daughter was winding us up asking what a blue waffle was.. Needless to say, curiosity got better of us both

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By *ubsteffTV/TS
over a year ago

Portsmouth


"I have been on the forums this evening for about 10 minutes and have had to use Google 3 times I have searched smoking blow job (nothing came up, asked hubby and got the answer) Fluid bonded (where you and your partner no longer use barrier protection and share bodily fluids) and cis het (too long to explain have a Google) what is the most bizarre thing you have learnt from this forum?

F. I like this thread, you just got me trying to learn something!

Cucking, hotwifing et al. Google didn't work but I got the answer from a little bird.

Now to Google Alabama hot pocket....Dont do it!"

Shouldn’t have googled that ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What is a alabam pocket ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What is a ala bam bam pocket ? "
it was a dinosaur in the flintstones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Me and partner were traumatised when her daughter was winding us up asking what a blue waffle was.. Needless to say, curiosity got better of us both "

If it makes you feel any better, it’s not a real thing. Just photoshopped

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By *ickygirl41Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"I have been on the forums this evening for about 10 minutes and have had to use Google 3 times I have searched smoking blow job (nothing came up, asked hubby and got the answer) Fluid bonded (where you and your partner no longer use barrier protection and share bodily fluids) and cis het (too long to explain have a Google) what is the most bizarre thing you have learnt from this forum?"

Alaskan pipeline and inflation.

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

That people believe any old rubbish if it's on the internet.

Then I found out that Abe Lincoln said that too.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Fluffing and that some people just use forums to chat and don’t want to meet up with anyone. I get during the lockdown cos you can’t but after and before that.

Surely people can use this site how they wish to though.

Yeah, guess you’re right. It just kind of sucks for those who wanna meet up. Thought that was the point you know"

How do you even know that if they were meeting they'd want to meet you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That a lot of you need to stop using google! It comes with images!

Use Urban dictionary- it gives you the meaning and an example sentence, but no images! Much safer!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That a lot of you need to stop using google! It comes with images!

Use Urban dictionary- it gives you the meaning and an example sentence, but no images! Much safer! "

AAAAANNNND now I’ve just learnt about a “space dock fondue”!

????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing. But I’ve taught the forum a fair few things

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Nothing. But I’ve taught the forum a fair few things "

Haha same! I lived with a group of lads from the uni hockey team when I was at uni so I've heard all sorts .

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"That a lot of you need to stop using google! It comes with images!

Use Urban dictionary- it gives you the meaning and an example sentence, but no images! Much safer!

AAAAANNNND now I’ve just learnt about a “space dock fondue”!

????"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not looking. Whenever i do i want to

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By *andS33Couple
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Really shouldn't have looked up alabama hot pocket

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Really shouldn't have looked up alabama hot pocket "

Don't look up anything you see on here, if you're of a sensitive disposition

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By *andS33Couple
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"Really shouldn't have looked up alabama hot pocket

Don't look up anything you see on here, if you're of a sensitive disposition "

Can't help it, I'm too curious haha. Usually turns out to be something really disgusting though Makes we wonder who does these things and even makes names for them lol

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By *iceButtSlimMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"That a lot of you need to stop using google! It comes with images!

Use Urban dictionary- it gives you the meaning and an example sentence, but no images! Much safer!

AAAAANNNND now I’ve just learnt about a “space dock fondue”!

????"

The image conjured up from that description is yuk. Do people actually carry these things out or are they just fantasy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if you leave the loft open loads of spiders descend at night and spin webs everywhere for you to walk into in the morning.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nothing. But I’ve taught the forum a fair few things

Haha same! I lived with a group of lads from the uni hockey team when I was at uni so I've heard all sorts ."

I’m just a sick fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have been on the forums this evening for about 10 minutes and have had to use Google 3 times I have searched smoking blow job (nothing came up, asked hubby and got the answer) Fluid bonded (where you and your partner no longer use barrier protection and share bodily fluids) and cis het (too long to explain have a Google) what is the most bizarre thing you have learnt from this forum?

F. I like this thread, you just got me trying to learn something!

Cucking, hotwifing et al. Google didn't work but I got the answer from a little bird.

Now to Google Alabama hot pocket....Dont do it!"

Meh I've seen and heard weirder. You're talking to someone who remembers goatse, meatspin, mustard snack et al

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By *eedAbuse4HubbyCouple
over a year ago

North West

That some men just want you to pour a tin of beans into their boxers.

No judgement, each to their own. Just thought it was a bizarre one.

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