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By *isaAndNicoleTrans OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

I was out in Manchester on Monday night, in The Goose pub, when a guy came over and said to me "you're not a stunner but your OK, just average, but I'd still fuck you"

You can guess my reply!

What's the worst you've had?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never been chatted up lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Never been chatted up lol "

At least I’m not the only one. Never really chatted anyone up either. Anxiety I guess

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By *airyfatmanMan
over a year ago

by 'ere


"I was out in Manchester on Monday night, in The Goose pub, when a guy came over and said to me "you're not a stunner but your OK, just average, but I'd still fuck you"

You can guess my reply!

What's the worst you've had? "

Oh what a charmer....

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By *isaAndNicoleTrans OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port


"I was out in Manchester on Monday night, in The Goose pub, when a guy came over and said to me "you're not a stunner but your OK, just average, but I'd still fuck you"

You can guess my reply!

What's the worst you've had?

Oh what a charmer.... "

Wouldn't mind but he only had about 4 teeth in his mouth lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve had the “yeah your not bad for over slim id still fuck you”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hubby pulled out a hanky and said "does this smell of chloroform to you" obviously it worked as we're still together

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By *isaAndNicoleTrans OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port


"Hubby pulled out a hanky and said "does this smell of chloroform to you" obviously it worked as we're still together "

Ha! That's actually a great chat up line

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi, you OK? How you finding it on fab?

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By *isaAndNicoleTrans OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port


"Hi, you OK? How you finding it on fab? "

I meant in real life. On fab I mainly get just "hi" or "love your pics"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But what if they walked up to you and said it

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Courtesy of a friend of mine:

Do you fancy going halves on a bastard.

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By *isaAndNicoleTrans OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port


"But what if they walked up to you and said it "

Someone sort of did the same night, I was stood outside a different bar having a cig and this guy says "are you Lisa Belle from fab?", but he then started asking me about a swingers club I go to.

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By *isaAndNicoleTrans OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port


"Courtesy of a friend of mine:

Do you fancy going halves on a bastard. "

Haha, I dare you to send that message to a woman on fab lol

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Courtesy of a friend of mine:

Do you fancy going halves on a bastard.

Haha, I dare you to send that message to a woman on fab lol "

My reputation of being a nice guy woukd be ruined in one swoop. Lol

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

You don't sweat much for a fat girl.

Erm... thanks?

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By *isaAndNicoleTrans OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port


"Courtesy of a friend of mine:

Do you fancy going halves on a bastard.

Haha, I dare you to send that message to a woman on fab lol

My reputation of being a nice guy woukd be ruined in one swoop. Lol"

Yes you'd better not, someone would start a forum thread about it lol

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Courtesy of a friend of mine:

Do you fancy going halves on a bastard.

Haha, I dare you to send that message to a woman on fab lol

My reputation of being a nice guy woukd be ruined in one swoop. Lol

Yes you'd better not, someone would start a forum thread about it lol "

But woukd anyone believe it?

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By *isaAndNicoleTrans OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port


"Courtesy of a friend of mine:

Do you fancy going halves on a bastard.

Haha, I dare you to send that message to a woman on fab lol

My reputation of being a nice guy woukd be ruined in one swoop. Lol

Yes you'd better not, someone would start a forum thread about it lol

But woukd anyone believe it? "

You wouldn't be named and shamed Chunky!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Courtesy of a friend of mine:

Do you fancy going halves on a bastard.

Haha, I dare you to send that message to a woman on fab lol

My reputation of being a nice guy woukd be ruined in one swoop. Lol

Yes you'd better not, someone would start a forum thread about it lol

But woukd anyone believe it?

You wouldn't be named and shamed Chunky! "

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I wouldn't blame them if they did.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wanna watch me on cam sucking my own cock?"

No, thanks.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


""Wanna watch me on cam sucking my own cock?"

No, thanks."

Can I have your postcode - you have my heart.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *elle-de-NuitWoman
over a year ago

Leicestershire

You said, "go fuck yourself"

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"I was out in Manchester on Monday night, in The Goose pub, when a guy came over and said to me "you're not a stunner but your OK, just average, but I'd still fuck you"

You can guess my reply!

What's the worst you've had?

Oh what a charmer....

Wouldn't mind but he only had about 4 teeth in his mouth lol "

It's lucky he kept them after that remark

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By *aughty Lovers 69Man
over a year ago

Wallasey

I've (Mrs) had two recently, "your so small I'd love to put you in a suitcase"

"I'd go down on you!!"

Oooh thought of another, guy in a pub is sick into his beer glass and hands it to me (being a barmaid) then says, oh are you single haha

No thanks x

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By *BWBI2019Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Did you just fart? Because you've just blown me away!

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Bliss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hubby pulled out a hanky and said "does this smell of chloroform to you" obviously it worked as we're still together

Ha! That's actually a great chat up line "

His sick sense of humour is what attracted me to him initially. It's come into its own since he was diagnosed with cancer. The oncology nurses argue over" who gets to see him today". He lost 4 stone in four months (he wasn't even overweight) so had a t shirt printed with " cancer, putting the die in diet".... That's the level we are talking here

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By *airyfatmanMan
over a year ago

by 'ere


"Hubby pulled out a hanky and said "does this smell of chloroform to you" obviously it worked as we're still together

Ha! That's actually a great chat up line

His sick sense of humour is what attracted me to him initially. It's come into its own since he was diagnosed with cancer. The oncology nurses argue over" who gets to see him today". He lost 4 stone in four months (he wasn't even overweight) so had a t shirt printed with " cancer, putting the die in diet".... That's the level we are talking here "

That's my sort of sense of humour too. It's devastating what's happening but you can't change it so just gotta go with it

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