FabSwingers.com forum: Keep Calm and Relax

By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Just downloaded this collection....may i suggest some of you do too

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over a year ago

I...Do...Not....Need.....It!!!!!!!!!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"Just downloaded this collection....may i suggest some of you do too

No. Get me one that I can dance to.

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I...Do...Not....Need.....It!!!!!!!!!"
YES YOU FECKING DO!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some people have problems with relaxing. They are prone to being highly strung so staying home on the internet is often the only solution where they can virtually hyperventilate.

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Just downloaded this collection....may i suggest some of you do too

No. Get me one that I can dance to."
Seriously lovely moosic on it....twinnings advert esque....ahhhhhhhhh

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Just downloaded this collection....may i suggest some of you do too

collection of what??

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Just downloaded this collection....may i suggest some of you do too

collection of what??"
songs!!!!! TO MAKE YOU RELAX...pass me the coffee!!!!!!!

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

I'll stick to my tapes of panpipes and whales burping thanks.

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I'll stick to my tapes of panpipes and whales burping thanks.

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that sounds very stereo typical of something and i cant think what it is

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"I'll stick to my tapes of panpipes and whales burping thanks.

that sounds very stereo typical of something and i cant think what it is

A hippy? Edina from Ab Fab? I have wind chimes too!

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I'll stick to my tapes of panpipes and whales burping thanks.

that sounds very stereo typical of something and i cant think what it is

A hippy? Edina from Ab Fab? I have wind chimes too!

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God elp us

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"I'll stick to my tapes of panpipes and whales burping thanks.

that sounds very stereo typical of something and i cant think what it is

A hippy? Edina from Ab Fab? I have wind chimes too!

God elp us

And incense!!!

Ooohhhmmm........

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I'll stick to my tapes of panpipes and whales burping thanks.

that sounds very stereo typical of something and i cant think what it is

A hippy? Edina from Ab Fab? I have wind chimes too!

God elp us

And incense!!!

Ooohhhmmm........"
oh christ do you suck parma violets as well? and eat that tofu shite?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bought a t shirt the other day with keep calm and eat chocolate on it very me i thought

also saw a bag with keep calm and punch madonna made me giggle a little

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"I'll stick to my tapes of panpipes and whales burping thanks.

that sounds very stereo typical of something and i cant think what it is

A hippy? Edina from Ab Fab? I have wind chimes too!

God elp us

And incense!!!

Ooohhhmmm........oh christ do you suck parma violets as well? and eat that tofu shite?

I can't stand parma violets but have been known to eat a smoked tofu roll from time to time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if any ladies want to just relax I have a sensory element to my bedroom with lights, relaxing music and insence...lay back relax and unwind

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"if any ladies want to just relax I have a sensory element to my bedroom with lights, relaxing music and insence...lay back relax and unwind"
oi!! behave yourself...

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By *lackboaWoman
over a year ago

greenock

did i just stumble into the 'knit your own yogurt' thread??

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

I REALLY ....... not virtually or cybernetcially ....

I really do have a lime jelly in the fridge.

My favourite..... soooo cold when it goes down - a bit like most women on here..... boom boom!

I'm going to eat it now

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"did i just stumble into the 'knit your own yogurt' thread??

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how the fuck do ya knit yoghurt?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tofu yoghurt is nom...

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"I REALLY ....... not virtually or cybernetcially ....

I really do have a lime jelly in the fridge.

My favourite..... soooo cold when it goes down - a bit like most women on here..... boom boom!

with bananas

I'm going to eat it now"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"did i just stumble into the 'knit your own yogurt' thread??

how the fuck do ya knit yoghurt?

dunno, but I have a lovely meusli cardigan

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"did i just stumble into the 'knit your own yogurt' thread??

how the fuck do ya knit yoghurt?

dunno, but I have a lovely meusli cardigan

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what can you do with weetabix?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"did i just stumble into the 'knit your own yogurt' thread??

how the fuck do ya knit yoghurt?

dunno, but I have a lovely meusli cardigan

what can you do with weetabix?

Wet or Dry ?

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"did i just stumble into the 'knit your own yogurt' thread??

how the fuck do ya knit yoghurt?

dunno, but I have a lovely meusli cardigan

what can you do with weetabix?

Wet or Dry ?"
can you do anything with dry weetabix?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Just downloaded this collection....may i suggest some of you do too

collection of what??songs!!!!! TO MAKE YOU RELAX...pass me the coffee!!!!!!!

what songs are on it?

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"did i just stumble into the 'knit your own yogurt' thread??

how the fuck do ya knit yoghurt?

dunno, but I have a lovely meusli cardigan

what can you do with weetabix?

Wet or Dry ?can you do anything with dry weetabix?

2 x dry weetabix + 2 x elastic bands = new pair of flip flops

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Just downloaded this collection....may i suggest some of you do too

collection of what??songs!!!!! TO MAKE YOU RELAX...pass me the coffee!!!!!!!

what songs are on it?"
lovely relaxing ones...take a peek on itunes or google should say..i aint typing em all out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"if any ladies want to just relax I have a sensory element to my bedroom with lights, relaxing music and insence...lay back relax and unwindoi!! behave yourself...

it's true I do have a sensory elemtn I can create in my bed room... or living room... with the right person I'd even throw in a free massage

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"if any ladies want to just relax I have a sensory element to my bedroom with lights, relaxing music and insence...lay back relax and unwindoi!! behave yourself...

it's true I do have a sensory elemtn I can create in my bed room... or living room... with the right person I'd even throw in a free massage

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and what do you do if the person was very wrong?

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

I very relaxxxxxxxxxed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dunno, but I have a lovely meusli cardigan

what can you do with weetabix?

Great for removing dry skin from yer heels, and if you do it over a bowl you can still eat it after

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

dunno, but I have a lovely meusli cardigan

what can you do with weetabix?

Great for removing dry skin from yer heels, and if you do it over a bowl you can still eat it after

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ewwwwwwww FIA THATS MINGIN

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"if any ladies want to just relax I have a sensory element to my bedroom with lights, relaxing music and insence...lay back relax and unwindoi!! behave yourself...

it's true I do have a sensory elemtn I can create in my bed room... or living room... with the right person I'd even throw in a free massage

and what do you do if the person was very wrong?

Spank their cute little ass

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"if any ladies want to just relax I have a sensory element to my bedroom with lights, relaxing music and insence...lay back relax and unwindoi!! behave yourself...

it's true I do have a sensory elemtn I can create in my bed room... or living room... with the right person I'd even throw in a free massage

and what do you do if the person was very wrong?

Spank their cute little ass

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thats not relaxing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ewwwwwwww FIA THATS MINGIN

My disgustingness is my best quality

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

ewwwwwwww FIA THATS MINGIN

My disgustingness is my best quality "
bet it isnt

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