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By *ools and the brain OP   Couple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Would you say smart, average, below average, high intellect, complete moron, Mensa level?

And how do you think others perceive your intelligence?

I think I'm pretty smart but more street smarts and general life experiences rather than qualifications smart.

I think others think I'm a bit thick but that's probably due to a head injury I suffered which caused me to stammer sightly.

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By *rouserbulgeMan
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

I’m sooper smart. Brains as big as, er, you know, a big fing.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Intelligent enough I suppose, possibly more knowledgeable than anything. Wise too. And modest.

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

I’m not clever but I do think I’m very logical, I like to try and work things out as oppose to learn things if that makes sense

D.

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By *aveed74Man
over a year ago

a round and a bout Midlands

Mensa, and a proper clever dick to boot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once electrocuted myself changing a smashed lightbulb because i didn't make sure the power was off. I'll leave you to decide.

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By *ilth500Man
over a year ago

Merseyside

academically average.

common sense/street wise im mensa level

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

2 degrees

1 Masters

Chartered

I don’t class myself as clever, more experienced in my field

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

I’d say I’m fairly smart - I tend to gravitate towards those who are both intelligent and articulate. I like a guy who uses his mind first!

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By *epsonWoman
over a year ago

Biddulph

Average according to an IQ test.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd say I'm more street smart than book smart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would you say smart, average, below average, high intellect, complete moron, Mensa level?

And how do you think others perceive your intelligence?

I think I'm pretty smart but more street smarts and general life experiences rather than qualifications smart.

I think others think I'm a bit thick but that's probably due to a head injury I suffered which caused me to stammer sightly.

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I'm dapper

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By *adMerWoman
over a year ago

Sandwich

I am smarter than the average bear, but I have my “blonde moments’’ although I tend to call them “senior moments’’ now

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By *ogostick72Man
over a year ago

Scotland

Would say average but do have my daft moments aswell lol

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Not clever really. Sometimes folk message me and i need to google the fancy words they use before i am able to reply.

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By *linyMan
over a year ago

Manchester/London

Top tenth percentile according to Mensa IQ test (136). It is stated that the average IQ in the UK is 100, and that the average IQ in the USA is 98

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fick as pig shit me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am fik I is...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d say my emotional intelligence is quite high.

But I have locked myself out of my house 3 times...

...just this year

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By *acavityMan
over a year ago

Redditch

Great memory for random trivia, so people think I'm knowledgeable.

I'd say slightly above average intelligence.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a masters in common sense

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City


"I’d say my emotional intelligence is quite high.

But I have locked myself out of my house 3 times...

...just this year "

Doesn’t surprise me with you, but I can’t say very much can I?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im dopey as fuck

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

I once got a question right watching University Challenge

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"Im dopey as fuck "

I'm average Jo, pleased to meet you Dopey! .

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im dopey as fuck

I'm average Jo, pleased to meet you Dopey! .

Jo.Xx "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this just another way of measuring dicks?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’d say my emotional intelligence is quite high.

But I have locked myself out of my house 3 times...

...just this year "

Thsts just 11 days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mensa level moron here, with added forgetfulness as I get older

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once got a question right watching University Challenge "

I once got my shoes on the correct feet!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once electrocuted myself changing a smashed lightbulb because i didn't make sure the power was off. I'll leave you to decide. "

I also once ran myself over with my own tractor. It's not looking good.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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I'm quite clever - there's a lot I know but also a lot I don't. Academically I know I'm fairly gifted and I've never really found that side of things difficult (until now because I'm getting old). I've downplayed it (reading it back) because I don't want to come across as an arrogant twunt but it's probably too late for that.

My street smarts side of me is a work in progress.

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By *urtyGentMan
over a year ago

eastleigh

I always say that I like to think I’m smarter than I look. This is fairly easy because I look like a dribbling mess!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve just about mastered pumping blood around my body and breathing at the same time.

What can I say; I’m a woman so I can multitask

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am quite smart but little common sence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The wise one plays dumb . As they say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Iq tests say average, but I know lots of things about lots of stuff. I can be, on occasion thick as shit though, so make of that what you will.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The wise one plays dumb . As they say "
ernie was the fastest milkman in the east

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As thick as pigs shit!

No id say im average. Well below average elsewhere unfortunately hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smart enough to know stuff, wise enough not to tell everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably above average, but not much. There are a few things I know a bit about.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ive got half ounce of common sence, not sure what the other half is

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex

Not half as clever as I think I am

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By *epsonWoman
over a year ago

Biddulph


"Not half as clever as I think I am "

No, you spend to much time thinking about whether to think about something

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

Im barely educated.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tested by Mensa when I was 19 years old. In 4% of population apparently.

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By *airytaleOfNewPorkMan
over a year ago

Close By

Won the last 3 pub quizzes I've entered.... So it appears I'm smart enough to pick mates who know a load of bollocks!!

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By *lice AgainTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

Last test. 172.

Although I don't feel it...

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"Not half as clever as I think I am

No, you spend to much time thinking about whether to think about something "

I like to think about thinking. Well, I think I do. I'm going to have to go away and think about that...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 more brain cells I could be a lettuce !

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By *linyMan
over a year ago

Manchester/London


"Not half as clever as I think I am

No, you spend to much time thinking about whether to think about something

I like to think about thinking. Well, I think I do. I'm going to have to go away and think about that... "

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By *urvyandCurious999Woman
over a year ago

Hiding from twats

I'm fairly smart in an academic sense. I know an awful lot about not very much, and I obsessively research things. Zero practical skills though

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By *acreadCouple
over a year ago

central scotland

I have above average IQ and but one ex work colleague who was not the best in the world at spelling or writing did not have the greatest general knowledge store but show him once how to do something and that was him taught he could also work out solutions to problems construction wise, I would say intelligence is something more than having a good memory as I have met many people that are great when it comes to sums, talking, spelling etc but could not hammer a nail in to a piece of wood if their lives depended on it.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I be thick, I be

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

At times I can be smart but most of the time I’m a complete moron. Especially when I’m put on the spot my brain freezes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tested by Mensa when I was 19 years old. In 4% of population apparently."

Which 4% though?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tested by Mensa when I was 19 years old. In 4% of population apparently.

Which 4% though?"

ghey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know a bit about everything and not alot about that.

No seriously, as someone mentioned above. I've alot of knowledge in a specialist field.

I was average at school. Passed all my GCSE's. Passed all my college exams. I'm not thick but not particularly clever either.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m university smart but definitely prefer street smart men as they’re very, very sexy indeed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm pretty smart. I know stuff about things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tested by Mensa when I was 19 years old. In 4% of population apparently.

Which 4% though?"

The top one. I was invited for a further test but I was happy with the results I got.

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

I score highly in IQ tests and do very well in exams. I have a lot of qualifications and have never failed an exam in my life.

Doesn't mean I'm clever, just means I'm very good at taking exams and IQ tests. It's a skill like any other.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

intelligent people tend to think they no eveything as there intelligent.

smart people that know they are not so intelligent tend to be one step ahead.

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

I’m of average intelligence (4 A Levels) but I had enough street smarts & confidence to quit a well paid 9-5 soul destroying job & set up a sole trader business based on something I love with pretty much zip apart from my years of knowledge & experience.

Six years now including winding it down losing all my customer base & shifting it 300 miles to the other side of the UK & building a customer base back up again.

Intelligence is reading a workshop manual and knowing how something can be fixed.

Confidence is getting the tools out to fix it.

S

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales


"I score highly in IQ tests and do very well in exams. I have a lot of qualifications and have never failed an exam in my life.

Doesn't mean I'm clever, just means I'm very good at taking exams and IQ tests. It's a skill like any other."

My cousin had umpteen letters after his name & was a senior accountant for ECC..but I had to fit plugs to his electrical stuff for him... :-/

S

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I be thick, I be "

I failed the audition for our next village idiot, I was on the short list, but apparently I'm too tall

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I'm fairly intelligent, but more book smart- I seem to lack common sense :'). The people in my life seem to agree too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I score highly in IQ tests and do very well in exams. I have a lot of qualifications and have never failed an exam in my life.

Doesn't mean I'm clever, just means I'm very good at taking exams and IQ tests. It's a skill like any other."

I'm very good at taking something

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I'm within the largest group of us here. I've some really strong points and some weaker ones.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I tried to P.M. you O.P. but you rejected me

Now you will never know what I was going to whisper in your shell like.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clever enough to know I’m not stupid, but some days I question how I make it through the day.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

How individuals respond to new situations and surroundings...

THAT and that alone is a measure of their intelligence.

M.E.N.S.A , Uni , Degrees...... mean very little in a real situation.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I'm pretty smart. I know stuff about things

"

Being smart is knowing Jack about shit that don't matter

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"intelligent people tend to think they no eveything as there intelligent.

smart people that know they are not so intelligent tend to be one step ahead. "

I do love a good cliche.

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By *onty1971Man
over a year ago

London St Helier Trier

I am smart enough to know that I am not that smart in a few places. I know most of my weaknesses I think.....

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales


"I'm pretty smart. I know stuff about things

Being smart is knowing Jack about shit that don't matter "

S

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

How individuals respond to new situations and surroundings...

THAT and that alone is a measure of their intelligence.

M.E.N.S.A , Uni , Degrees...... mean very little in a real situation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was a Mensa member many years ago. But I'm all growed up now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How individuals respond to new situations and surroundings...

THAT and that alone is a measure of their intelligence.

M.E.N.S.A , Uni , Degrees...... mean very little in a real situation."

amen

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By *DW1983Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen, Leeds, Sheffield


"How individuals respond to new situations and surroundings...

THAT and that alone is a measure of their intelligence.

M.E.N.S.A , Uni , Degrees...... mean very little in a real situation."

Good point, there are many well educated people who are useless at everyday situations!

I have a Masters degree I'd say I'm intelligent (can string a sentence together...) but not intellectual (can't talk about classical music or literature over dinner...)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know there are brains rattling around up there somewhere and occasionally it gets put to use. Other days I push doors that say pull

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

By the way did I say I was frighteningly intelligent ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m intelligent enough and very street smart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On paper I'm smart. But my life knowledge is terrible as well as my common sense. I'm not great at spelling. But put me in a test and I seem to do very well

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

I'm pretty switched on with good common sense but not university educated, I like to read a lot about history too so have a fair bit of knowledge on certain periods. Doesn't matter how clever I am though my accent still makes me sound as dense as Osmium...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I be thick, I be "

Like custard? Yummy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm average smart, but I have a large vocabulary from reading lots so people mistake me for above average smart! I also have zero memory capacity

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"I'm average smart, but I have a large vocabulary from reading lots so people mistake me for above average smart! I also have zero memory capacity"

What did you say ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On paper I'm smart. But my life knowledge is terrible as well as my common sense. I'm not great at spelling. But put me in a test and I seem to do very well"

On paper my maths is pretty dam good, although it would have to be to have a bachelors degree in mechanical engineering haha

Quiz nights I can suck at though lol and my common sense sometimes goes right out of the window

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

average, hopefully.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"By the way did I say I was frighteningly intelligent ?"
You dazzle us with your supreme knowledge of all things known to mankind, we bow in your presence Oh Great Granny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m a fucking genius

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm average smart, but I have a large vocabulary from reading lots so people mistake me for above average smart! I also have zero memory capacity

What did you say ?"

Exactly. All I'll say is, it's a good job there's a recently commented on thread button!

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

I’m smarter than the average bear!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know a thing or two about a thing or two

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My nick name is dory for a reason I have a memory just like hers lol. Kay x

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

I'm pretty book smart but incredibly life dumb. I hope people think I'm reasonably intelligent as I dont think I have much of anything else to work with.

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By *xperimentalistMan
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

Still learning all the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Start my law degree very soon..3 weeks

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By *enstepMan
over a year ago

newcastle

I probably come across initially as a thick Geordie what with my accent but there’s nothing better than proving people wrong.

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place


"My nick name is dory for a reason I have a memory just like hers lol. Kay x"

Just keep fucking, just keep fucking!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My nick name is dory for a reason I have a memory just like hers lol. Kay x

Just keep fucking, just keep fucking! "

Lol wasn’t it swimming can’t remember u may be right x

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

Mind you not sure where our kids get it from but youngest is top at everything & eldest scored highest (96%) in a Welsh spelling test for the year above her they put her in because she’s pissing her year!

Her second language & we’ve been here just a year! She won’t speak it though, says it gives her a sore throat ??

S

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would you say smart, average, below average, high intellect, complete moron, Mensa level?

And how do you think others perceive your intelligence?

I think I'm pretty smart but more street smarts and general life experiences rather than qualifications smart.

I think others think I'm a bit thick but that's probably due to a head injury I suffered which caused me to stammer sightly.

"

I rate myself as a bit thick I’m Dyslexic ( words and numbers ) and I have the ubiquitous blonde moments aka dizzy at times ... what I lack in intelligence I make up for in creativity...

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

I consider myself average in everything. There are always people more and less capable than me, cleverer and stupider, taller and shorter, more and less eloquent, faster and slower etc. etc. I'm in the middle.

My aim is to get better at things I think are important rather than assess where I am against other people.

Luke

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

clever enough not to eat yellow snow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"2 degrees

1 Masters

Chartered

I don’t class myself as clever, more experienced in my field "

This is spot on. A lot can come from time and experience!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m trained to assess intelligence and IQ!! Had myself assessed by a clinical psychologist and a clinical team at work. Can confidently say...i am not a genius!!!

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

I was once referred to as a ‘ labotomized gerbil’. I think they may have been implying I was lacking in the intelligence department.

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

My IQ got me an offer from Mensa, plus I have an innate ability to retain crap information..

Intelligent, who knows, probably missing a few Kangaroos in the top paddock.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

My IQ, on official measure, is significantly below average. I won't toot my own horn but IQ tests are fallible.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Clever enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once electrocuted myself changing a smashed lightbulb because i didn't make sure the power was off. I'll leave you to decide. "

If you had electrocuted yourself you would be dead. Think execute to kill. What you did is receive an electric shock.

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

I do very well when playing along to Only Connect, University Challenge, and Countdown.

I have also achieved top IQ marks.

What this really means, I'm not sure...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My brain soaks up useless trivia and I'm quite good at problem solving and reasoning, but anything to do with social dynamics and I'm a moron.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once electrocuted myself changing a smashed lightbulb because i didn't make sure the power was off. I'll leave you to decide.

If you had electrocuted yourself you would be dead. Think execute to kill. What you did is receive an electric shock. "

its a common expression to electrocute yourself, i electrocuted myself and survived shock horror

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do like a smart lady who can hold a conversation, also one who is smart enough to know how to tease.

Myself, I’m a problem solvers, been called intelligent, I don’t see it. Do have an MSc though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends how you measure it. I'm highly qualified but have no common sense, planning ability or spatial coordination

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

I would say I'm quite smart academically, I have to be to do my job, but good god, my common sense is useless. And as for practical stuff, I'm not great, except at sex, I can give a half decent go at that

Mrs

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

My IQ is well into the MENSA range, but I consider it an utterly flawed measure of intelligence and think that people who join MENSA are at best ridiculous, at worst moronic, so there's that......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My problem is spelling am dyslexic in school I was told that I was thick. But in 84 I joined the army and somehow got one of the highest test scores that year. No spelling test. But years later didn't pass the UDR spelling test so couldn't join them even after 6 years and being a lcpl in the army at the time.

But that's life

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By *nnocentimesMan
over a year ago

over there by that tree

Academically I struggled at school, but once I chose the field that interested me I’ve flown through my career, I’m now 1 of around 200 in the country that do my particular job.

Intelligence is incredibly subjective, you could be awesome at maths but shocking at something else... as long you can hold a decent conversation I don’t really care if you’re a bin man or brain surgeon -

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

Academically average I would say, but I have street smarts and common sense

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

I’m a bit of a smart arse and frequently get hassled by friends and family to go on various TV quiz shows, as I usually sit there and get a higher percentage of answers than most people on the show.

I wouldn’t say I’m actually very ‘intelligent ‘ I just like to know how and why things work, why things are named as such, who did what etc- instead of watching all those mind numbing reality shows, soaps or bloody football. If I can’t answer a question, I usually have to read up on it right away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Used to think that I was around average intelligence, but my experience of other people over the years has led me to belive that perhaps I'm smarter than I thought.

Quiteo often had 'The weakest Link' and 'The chase' on and am staggered by the things some of the contestants don't know, that I would have consisered pretty basic knowledge

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