FabSwingers.com forum: Vagina candles

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Gwyneth Paltrow is selling a candle called ‘This Smells Like My Vagina’ as when mixing scents for her candle range, that was what came to mind for one scent

$75 dollars per candle

Anyone buying one?

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

I wouldn't pay that for any candle, never mind one that smelled of vaj.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A fish scented candle?

no thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Really??

Think il stick to my berry one

Whatever next....

Are you buying one ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wouldn't pay that for any candle, never mind one that smelled of vaj. "

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Swing

that’s too funny!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can buy knob cheese candles too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A fish scented candle?

no thank you "

But she steams it so it must be fresh

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Really??

Think il stick to my berry one

Whatever next....

Are you buying one ?"

For you? No, you want to stick to berry ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A fish scented candle?

no thank you

But she steams it so it must be fresh

I bet hers still stinks after that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wasn't there once stories of a woman making bread using vagina yeast?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Really??

Think il stick to my berry one

Whatever next....

Are you buying one ?

For you? No, you want to stick to berry ones

Mary Berry ones?

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"Wasn't there once stories of a woman making bread using vagina yeast? "

Oh god

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have they each been dipped individually?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You can buy knob cheese candles too

Do they come in packs of four?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have they each been dipped individually?

Are you offering?

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

I’ll buy a bag of fish guts, it’s cheaper and won’t look like merry berry’s sagging Tits when the wax melts

Smoothdick candles hit the market next week, giving off aroma of cheese

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"According to the Goop website, the candle has notes of geranium, citrusy bergamot, and cedar, and should put a vibe of "fantasy, seduction, and a sophisticated warmth" into the minds of those who smell it."

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Just take a look at the other products

this is far from shocking, far from the craziest one, and not even close to the largest scam item on there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ugh, no thanks. It boggles the mind that people can spend that kind of money on bloody candles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can buy knob cheese candles too

Do they come in packs of four?"

Don’t know! We got one as a gift for Meli!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You can buy knob cheese candles too

Do they come in packs of four?

Don’t know! We got one as a gift for Meli!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Really??

Think il stick to my berry one

Whatever next....

Are you buying one ?

For you? No, you want to stick to berry ones

Mary Berry ones? "

My head just went to a worrying place

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By *omesticated_VixenWoman
over a year ago

sw London

I think I will pass on these

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By *irenGuy70Man
over a year ago

Cirencester

She's missing a trick if she's not selling them in packs of Seven, delivered in a box to some remote location in the middle of nowhere.

I wonder how long it will be to see fanny candles being advertised on here?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

You guys who think vaginas smell fishy need to seriously reassess the women you're meeting

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Gwyneth Paltrow has some strange ideas. Bless her little heart.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"You guys who think vaginas smell fishy need to seriously reassess the women you're meeting

Or the fish you're buying

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By *essica jamiesonWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

"A fish scented candle?

no thank you "
You have obviously been with some really unwashed & possibly std riddled women then...a healthy hygenic vag does not smell of fish

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A fish scented candle?

no thank you You have obviously been with some really unwashed & possibly std riddled women then...a healthy hygenic vag does not smell of fish "

It's the age old 'funny' comment about vagina smells

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A fish scented candle?

no thank you You have obviously been with some really unwashed & possibly std riddled women then...a healthy hygenic vag does not smell of fish "

So what your saying is they do smell then?

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By *entileschiWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

My first thought was that joke about the nuns

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

I've got a Wookie candle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gwyneth Paltrow has some strange ideas. Bless her little heart. "

If she can sell a candle for $75 she is doing OK!

I wont be buying one though, seems wrong to be setting fire to vaginas somehow...

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By *uesdaysfundayCouple
over a year ago

Sandbach

I thought this was going to be a phallus shaped beeswax candle for a natural dildo. That I would be interested in... Maybe not at those prices...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kipper candles wtf

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

"Gwyneth Paltrow is selling a candle called ‘This Smells Like My Vagina’ as when mixing scents for her candle range, that was what came to mind for one scent

$75 dollars per candle

Anyone buying one?"

Why stop at one?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How on earth did she make a candle that smells like her vag? Did she get her team round for a sniff?

'Ya, Gwynnie darling, I'm getting..' *sniffs pubes, '...touches of an African orphans tears, the sweet scent of breast milk and I do believe that's Portuguese man juice..'

Weird just weird but I'd sniff it!

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Gwyneth Paltrow is selling a candle called ‘This Smells Like My Vagina’ as when mixing scents for her candle range, that was what came to mind for one scent

$75 dollars per candle

Anyone buying one?

Why stop at one?!"

That's the spirit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bet they are a c**t to keep lit

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"Bet they are a c**t to keep lit

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bet they are a c**t to keep lit

And you have to hope they don't squirt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A fish scented candle?

no thank you You have obviously been with some really unwashed & possibly std riddled women then...a healthy hygenic vag does not smell of fish "

A smelly vag can actually be because of washing it too much and is not because of an sti.

https://www.nhs.uk/conditions/bacterial-vaginosis/

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"Just take a look at the other products

this is far from shocking, far from the craziest one, and not even close to the largest scam item on there. "

She seems to peddle stupidity to the gullible, especially those with too much money.

I'm surprised she hasn't got Gloop University, her equivalent of Trump University that took high levels of money, to help people to learn how to get richer

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

No way, have you ever smelled her vagina?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She was going to make one called wankee candles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could probably stick a wick in my wanky sock and sell that for a bomb

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ill stick to jo malone & the white company thanks

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Mine would smell like honey, obvs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ill stick to jo malone & the white company thanks

What does hers smell of?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Well I was going to but it sold out.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Well I was going to but it sold out.

Not sure what is scarier.

The fact that somebody thought they were a good idea in the first place, or that people thought it was a good enough idea to buy enough for them to sell out.

I'm heading to that new planet they discovered. Who wants to join me?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Well I was going to but it sold out.

Not sure what is scarier.

The fact that somebody thought they were a good idea in the first place, or that people thought it was a good enough idea to buy enough for them to sell out.

I'm heading to that new planet they discovered. Who wants to join me? "

Mmhhhhm. Clearly you're in denial about your need for eau de vagina candles.

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