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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Woo Hoo christmas is nearly upon us again

*dodging rotten fruit*

i love the run up to it all, dark nights, all the car lights mixed with xmas lights everywhere, the hustle & bustle, the christmas tunes playing, children excited with the anticipation, snow, if we're lucky, everyone happy

what do you like about this time of year or are you just a scrooge

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Woo Hoo christmas is nearly upon us again

*dodging rotten fruit*

what do you like about this time of year or are you just a scrooge

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oi!!! il have ur baubles for earring if ya mention it again

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

ive only got 1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we love the cold mornings at winter time means we can stay in bed and have lots of sex untill we sweating and then we dont feel the cold till the heating has kicked in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Woo Hoo christmas is nearly upon us again

*dodging rotten fruit*

what do you like about this time of year or are you just a scrooge

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Love it and only 92 days to go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't believe your talking about Christmas already......... However, I thought I was seeing things today when I saw a car pulling a trailer advertising Christmas meals etc at a local hotel all dressed up with Santa and the christmas decorations - Everyone was taking a second look as if they couldn't believe their eyes!! Lucky it didn't cause a flipping accident!!

Can just see the insurance claim

"Well I was watching Santa on a Trailor" in September......... baa humbug

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having a 4 & 2.5 year old, I love having to say. we'll see if Father Christmas can get you one, to every single item in the Argos catalogue.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just got a new granddaughter (was born yesterday) cant wait to start doing that again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"just got a new granddaughter (was born yesterday) cant wait to start doing that again"

Congratulations, it is fun, but can be a bit mind numbing also.

Enjoy her while she's young and excited about it all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

BAH HUMBUG

I have 2 kids aged 6 and 11 they seem to think I am made of money and it dont matter what they ask for now cos come christmas eve I will be presented with a whole new list at about 9 pm!!

Then the oldest will spend all christmas day saying "I like all the things I got but it would have been better id I had got *******" blasted kids lol

I prefered it when they were little and were just happy to get new stuff not demand bigger and better every year . . .

Shona

x x x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love the run up to Chtistmas and shopping for the grandchildren's presents....and I also love tearing round the shops on Christmas eve!!!! Sad I know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bought my xmas cards yesterday .....

may write them today ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"bought my xmas cards yesterday .....

may write them today ..

Slow coach!!! Had mine since January....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"bought my xmas cards yesterday .....

may write them today ..

Slow coach!!! Had mine since January....

I meant writing mine for xmas 2011...

Xmas 2009/10 prepared and stamped July2008 .. sadly 2 binned due death

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hull christmas lights have probably been up since early Sept

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"bought my xmas cards yesterday .....

may write them today ..

Slow coach!!! Had mine since January....

I meant writing mine for xmas 2011...

Xmas 2009/10 prepared and stamped July2008 .. sadly 2 binned due death

LMAO!!!! so they the one thing the wee fellas haven't eaten yet....

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

bahhhhh humbug somebody just had to get my day off to a bad start didn't they!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could have sworn it said Christmas lol... I mean as if ff's lol...

Christmas... pmsl.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I could have sworn it said Christmas lol... I mean as if ff's lol...

Christmas... pmsl.

HO HO HO!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My kids are grown up and 1 has left the nest, the other has come back to live with me for a bit, I'll give them some money and look forward to the normal after shave, socks and well thought about pressies they get me every year

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By *riendlyfunfemWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

"Woo Hoo christmas is nearly upon us again

*dodging rotten fruit*

what do you like about this time of year or are you just a scrooge

Bah humbug

I haven't been on my summer holidays yet!!I really don't want to know about Xmas in September. Keep Xmas to December is what I say!!

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

I absolutely love Christmas! Feel like a child again - (nothing new there then!) The build up can start a little early tho but what the hell!

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Sod off with christmas at the moment

Far too early for me to be thinking about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sod off with christmas at the moment

Far too early for me to be thinking about it

Christmas christmas christmas christmas xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sleigh bells ring, are you listening,

In the lane, snow is glistening

A beautiful sight,

We're happy tonight.

Walking in a winter wonderland.

Gone away is the bluebird,

Here to stay is a new bird

He sings a love song,

As we go along,

Walking in a winter wonderland.

In the meadow we can build a snowman,

Then pretend that he is Parson Brown

He'll say: Are you married?

We'll say: No man,

But you can do the job

When you're in town.

Later on, we'll conspire,

As we dream by the fire

To face unafraid,

The plans that we've made,

Walking in a winter wonderland.

In the meadow we can build a snowman,

And pretend that he's a circus clown

We'll have lots of fun with mister snowman,

Until the other kids knock him down.

When it snows, ain't it thrilling,

Though your nose gets a chilling

We'll frolic and play, the Eskimo way,

Walking in a winter wonderland.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

christmas is just another load of hyped up bollox.

i had a meet last christmas day....now THAT was fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

its still feckin september ... who mentioned the x word ,,, jeeze we still in bst ,,, me thinks the poster is a shop owner ,, lol ,,, seriously though ,,, it is still september lets get real ,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I could have sworn it said Christmas lol... I mean as if ff's lol...

Christmas... pmsl.

HO HO HO!!!!!!"

NO NO NO!!!!!!!!

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over a year ago

"Sod off with christmas at the moment

Far too early for me to be thinking about it

Christmas christmas christmas christmas xx

Fingers in my ears la la la la la la la.......I can't hear you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sod off with christmas at the moment

Far too early for me to be thinking about it

Christmas christmas christmas christmas xx

Fingers in my ears la la la la la la la.......I can't hear you

Watch my lips C H R I S T M A S xx

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over a year ago

"Sod off with christmas at the moment

Far too early for me to be thinking about it

Christmas christmas christmas christmas xx

Fingers in my ears la la la la la la la.......I can't hear you

Watch my lips C H R I S T M A S xx

Watch my fingers.........up yours! xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sod off with christmas at the moment

Far too early for me to be thinking about it

Christmas christmas christmas christmas xx

Fingers in my ears la la la la la la la.......I can't hear you

Watch my lips C H R I S T M A S xx

Watch my fingers.........up yours! xx

Mmmmmmmmm ok lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"Sod off with christmas at the moment

Far too early for me to be thinking about it

Christmas christmas christmas christmas xx

Fingers in my ears la la la la la la la.......I can't hear you

Watch my lips C H R I S T M A S xx

Watch my fingers.........up yours! xx

Mmmmmmmmm ok lol xx

I knew that would take your mind off of christmas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house

Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.

The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,

In hopes that St Nicholas soon would be there.

The children were nestled all snug in their beds,

While visions of sugar-plums danced in their heads.

And mamma in her ‘kerchief, and I in my cap,

Had just settled our brains for a long winter’s nap.

When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,

I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.

Away to the window I flew like a flash,

Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.

The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow

Gave the lustre of mid-day to objects below.

When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,

But a miniature sleigh, and eight tinny reindeer.

With a little old driver, so lively and quick,

I knew in a moment it must be St Nick.

More rapid than eagles his coursers they came,

And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name!

"Now Dasher! now, Dancer! now, Prancer and Vixen!

On, Comet! On, Cupid! on, on Donner and Blitzen!

To the top of the porch! to the top of the wall!

Now dash away! Dash away! Dash away all!"

As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly,

When they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky.

So up to the house-top the coursers they flew,

With the sleigh full of Toys, and St Nicholas too.

And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof

The prancing and pawing of each little hoof.

As I drew in my head, and was turning around,

Down the chimney St Nicholas came with a bound.

He was dressed all in fur, from his head to his foot,

And his clothes were all tarnished with ashes and soot.

A bundle of Toys he had flung on his back,

And he looked like a peddler, just opening his pack.

His eyes-how they twinkled! his dimples how merry!

His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry!

His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow,

And the beard of his chin was as white as the snow.

The stump of a pipe he held tight in his teeth,

And the smoke it encircled his head like a wreath.

He had a broad face and a little round belly,

That shook when he laughed, like a bowlful of jelly!

He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf,

And I laughed when I saw him, in spite of myself!

A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,

Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread.

He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,

And filled all the stockings, then turned with a jerk.

And laying his finger aside of his nose,

And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose!

He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle,

And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.

But I heard him exclaim, ‘ere he drove out of sight,

"Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-night!"

IT'S NEARLY HERE...YAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1 house round here put there lights up and snowmen in August

End of November we decorate every room in the house and with all the chaser lights in ever room, its like a none stop disco

Tony

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

oi,, some of us havent had our birthdays yet this year!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"oi,, some of us havent had our birthdays yet this year!"

show off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"oi,, some of us havent had our birthdays yet this year!"

Cricky you had better hurry up and have it then cause its nearly CHRISTMAS xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bah humbug

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"christmas is just another load of hyped up bollox.

i had a meet last christmas day....now THAT was fun

Now thats a great idea

ill even give him some extra tasty stuffing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Food, glorious food, and a present for myself!

I love spending Christmas on my own, as I can eat/cook whatever I like (I hate turkey and Christmas pud), with full control of the TV remote.

I'll start with Buck Fizz made with Asti as I do not like champagne as soon as I am awake.

Starter for this year is likely to be spicy prawns, or I may attempt to make my own Gravalex this year, to be followed by roast duck with roast spud, parsnip with some stirred fried vegetable. Dessert is likely to be my own Tiramisu!

There will be lots of nibbles in the house that time of the year

My Christmas cards are half done, leftover from last year's effort when I decided not to send any due to my partner's untimely death. So last year's design can be used for this year instead. Yup, I make my own cards too, been doing that since mid 80's!

OK, if I could turn back the clock, I would spend it with my late partner

However, I did enjoy spending that time of the year on my own during my single unattached years

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By *riendlyfunfemWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

We're all goin on a summer holiday,no more workin for a week or two, fun and laughter on a summer holiday....

Stop it with Christmas!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cant abide it.......

If your own your own it can be the most depressing time of the year.

would love to help out at a shelter with xmas dinner or summat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If your own your own it can be the most depressing time of the year.

would love to help out at a shelter with xmas dinner or summat

I never feel depressed during that time of the year to be honest, even for last year shortly after I lost my partner.

Probably because it is a nice long holiday for me, finishing on 24 Dec and don't go back until the first working day after the New Year, woo hoo!!!

Besides, I hate the idea of spending Christmas with friends and their families as I feel really awkard when they start to argue etc... Been there, done that, never again!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Having a 4 & 2.5 year old, I love having to say. we'll see if Father Christmas can get you one, to every single item in the Argos catalogue......."

Lol i still say that to my 7 year old

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By *elly12Couple
over a year ago

swindon

hate it it costs to much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bahhhhhhh humbug wish i could hibernate and wake up in spring

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By *im53Man
over a year ago

Boldon

"Having a 4 & 2.5 year old, I love having to say. we'll see if Father Christmas can get you one, to every single item in the Argos catalogue.......

Lol i still say that to my 7 year old

and my 30yr old lol

but got two g/daughters to get for as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Having a 4 & 2.5 year old, I love having to say. we'll see if Father Christmas can get you one, to every single item in the Argos catalogue.......

Lol i still say that to my 7 year old

and my 30yr old lol

but got two g/daughters to get for as well "

Lol ahhhhhhhhhh

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By *uckscouple2007Couple
over a year ago

Bucks

Sleigh bells ring, are you listening,

In the lane, snow is glistening

A beautiful sight,

We're happy tonight.

Walking in a winter wonderland.....

Ah... Richy's xmas carol ...

Lacey things, the wife is missing.

Didn't ask, for her permission

I'm wearing her clothes,

her silk panty hose.

Walking around in women's underwear.

In the store, there's a teddy.

With little straps, like spagetti.

It holds me so tight,

like handcuffs at night.

Walking around in womens underwear

In the office there's a guy named Melvin.

He pretends that I am Murphy Brown.

He'll say "Are you ready?"

I'll say, "Woah man! Lets wait untill the wife is out of town."

Later on, if you wanna,

We can dress, like Madonna.

Put on some eye shade, and join the parade.

Walking around in women's underwear.

Lacey things, missing.

Didn't ask, permission.

Wearing her clothes, silk panty hose.

Walking around in women's underwear.

Walking around in women's underwear......"

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By *ouvakMan
over a year ago

clacton on sea

bbbbbaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh HUMBUG christmas is canceled due to lack of interest humbug humbug

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By *icekatCouple
over a year ago

north east

Been Xmas shopping from 12 noon and got home 8 20pm today and got 4 peoples pressents.

humbug bah humbug

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have not decided what to get myself this year yet, don't fancy any more jewellery, however, I quite like a new Cabanon canvas tent for camping in the colder months!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

whats its hydrostatic head ????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love it! love the hustle and bustle and the anticipation ... then the tin of roses on christmas day

Heaven

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By *ouvakMan
over a year ago

clacton on sea

bah humbug,,,,,, still it wont be long before someone say's it offends some faith or the other and we can no longer celibrate it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

got the roses just looking for some one to share them with. All alone this christmas

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By *ouvakMan
over a year ago

clacton on sea

"got the roses just looking for some one to share them with. All alone this christmas

i've spent the past 5 alone( thanks to ex wife and her new rich hubby) my kids go with mum to florida with her new partner, so this year's like the rest,me the TV tin of rose's and a couple of bottles of southern comfort lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

this is my first alone but love the sound of the southern comfort to go with the roses

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By *ouvakMan
over a year ago

clacton on sea

"this is my first alone but love the sound of the southern comfort to go with the roses

you can have a ll the soft center's except the coffee ones lol and bring your own lemonade lol XXXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you may have the coffee ones with pleasure and only ever have ice with my southern comfort

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