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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Any other night owls or insomniacs still up at this late hour?....

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

Me!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yayyyyy now we can carry on the sillyness.

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By *urvyandCurious999Woman
over a year ago

Hiding from twats

Yep! The bloody dog's snoring next to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ain’t late is it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yaawwwn.

Huh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah...cant sleep. I blame the moon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still desperate to know if the date was dinner or drinks, what was ordered from KFC and how is Lorraines arse?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes and will be awake a while I fear.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Still desperate to know if the date was dinner or drinks, what was ordered from KFC and how is Lorraines arse? "

So many unanswered questions.

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

And now I’m craving Chinese....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And now I’m craving Morningstars thighs.... "
oh really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And now I’m craving Chinese.... "

And now I am

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"Yayyyyy now we can carry on the sillyness. "

Silliness?! I thought otherwise!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Still desperate to know if the date was dinner or drinks, what was ordered from KFC and how is Lorraines arse? "

Was a wicked bucket.shared with my daughter ... we both ended up feeling a bit sick.

But sick in a good way!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And now I’m craving Chinese.... "

It was a brilliant chinese! But the thing I hate most about being single is you always end up over ordering so you can try a little of everything!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's not even midnight, that's hardly insomniac level

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And now I’m craving Chinese.... "

Use the search function, I'm sure you will find one.

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester


"And now I’m craving Morningstars thighs.... oh really "

Always

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Me!!!!"

Congrats on being first poster Iain!...

Your prize is a peanut butter sandwich...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Still desperate to know if the date was dinner or drinks, what was ordered from KFC and how is Lorraines arse?

Was a wicked bucket.shared with my daughter ... we both ended up feeling a bit sick.

But sick in a good way!"

Fantastic!

So now we just need to know about the date and Lorraines backside

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

It's not really late!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And now I’m craving Chinese....

It was a brilliant chinese! But the thing I hate most about being single is you always end up over ordering so you can try a little of everything!"

Feel free to come share it with me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And now I’m craving Chinese....

It was a brilliant chinese! But the thing I hate most about being single is you always end up over ordering so you can try a little of everything!"

Should've invited the rest of us over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And now I’m craving Chinese....

It was a brilliant chinese! But the thing I hate most about being single is you always end up over ordering so you can try a little of everything!

Feel free to come share it with me. "

Omg can we actually do that

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester


"And now I’m craving Chinese....

It was a brilliant chinese! But the thing I hate most about being single is you always end up over ordering so you can try a little of everything!"

So bad yet so good!!! I’m having a Chinese feast tomorrow now! Sod the cooking

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Yayyyyy now we can carry on the sillyness. "

I think we should!...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And now I’m craving Chinese....

It was a brilliant chinese! But the thing I hate most about being single is you always end up over ordering so you can try a little of everything!

Should've invited the rest of us over"

Southampton Lounge Chinese?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And now I’m craving Chinese....

It was a brilliant chinese! But the thing I hate most about being single is you always end up over ordering so you can try a little of everything!

Feel free to come share it with me.

Omg can we actually do that "

Absolutely we can.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And now I’m craving Chinese....

It was a brilliant chinese! But the thing I hate most about being single is you always end up over ordering so you can try a little of everything!

Feel free to come share it with me.

Omg can we actually do that

Absolutely we can. "

Yessss!!!

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"Me!!!!

Congrats on being first poster Iain!...

Your prize is a peanut butter sandwich..."

Could I please give that to the 2nd poster. I can't stand Peanut Butter!

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

My arse is fine and I'm still craving Chinese food.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And now I’m craving Chinese....

It was a brilliant chinese! But the thing I hate most about being single is you always end up over ordering so you can try a little of everything!

So bad yet so good!!! I’m having a Chinese feast tomorrow now! Sod the cooking "

So Chinese feastcat Saffrons tomorrow night? I will bring wine

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Yep! The bloody dog's snoring next to me "

what kind of dog is it?....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My arse is fine and I'm still craving Chinese food."

We’re getting a group together. You and your arse are both invited, of course.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And now I’m craving Chinese....

It was a brilliant chinese! But the thing I hate most about being single is you always end up over ordering so you can try a little of everything!

Feel free to come share it with me.

Omg can we actually do that

Absolutely we can.

Yessss!!!"

It's nice to have someone local on the forums.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Ain’t late is it "

Its almost the midnight hour!

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere


"And now I’m craving Chinese....

It was a brilliant chinese! But the thing I hate most about being single is you always end up over ordering so you can try a little of everything!

Feel free to come share it with me.

Omg can we actually do that "

I'll bring dumplings.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ain’t late is it

Its almost the midnight hour!"

You tell um!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And now I’m craving Chinese....

It was a brilliant chinese! But the thing I hate most about being single is you always end up over ordering so you can try a little of everything!

So bad yet so good!!! I’m having a Chinese feast tomorrow now! Sod the cooking

So Chinese feastcat Saffrons tomorrow night? I will bring wine"

Typo

Didnt mean to suggest we should eat cat!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And now I’m craving Chinese....

It was a brilliant chinese! But the thing I hate most about being single is you always end up over ordering so you can try a little of everything!

Feel free to come share it with me.

Omg can we actually do that

Absolutely we can.

Yessss!!!

It's nice to have someone local on the forums. "

Definitely!!!

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By *ustfulbigboyMan
over a year ago

North Wales

Another one here although quite early still for me most nights lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And now I’m craving Chinese....

It was a brilliant chinese! But the thing I hate most about being single is you always end up over ordering so you can try a little of everything!

Feel free to come share it with me.

Omg can we actually do that

I'll bring dumplings."

Now your talking.

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By *urvyandCurious999Woman
over a year ago

Hiding from twats


"Yep! The bloody dog's snoring next to me

what kind of dog is it?.... "

German Shorthaired Pointer X Labrador. I might have to kick him out in a bit before he starts tring to run in his dreams

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Yeah...cant sleep. I blame the moon "

I always blame the Russians....

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester


"And now I’m craving Chinese....

It was a brilliant chinese! But the thing I hate most about being single is you always end up over ordering so you can try a little of everything!

So bad yet so good!!! I’m having a Chinese feast tomorrow now! Sod the cooking

So Chinese feastcat Saffrons tomorrow night? I will bring wine

Typo

Didnt mean to suggest we should eat cat!"

Ha ha ha omg this just made my night!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And now I’m craving Chinese....

It was a brilliant chinese! But the thing I hate most about being single is you always end up over ordering so you can try a little of everything!

So bad yet so good!!! I’m having a Chinese feast tomorrow now! Sod the cooking

So Chinese feastcat Saffrons tomorrow night? I will bring wine

Typo

Didnt mean to suggest we should eat cat!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And now I’m craving Chinese....

And now I am "

Let's all have Chinese

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it late? Insomniac late to me is 3/4am.

I'm in the process of getting d*unk. It's taking longer than I expected

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere


"My arse is fine and I'm still craving Chinese food.

We’re getting a group together. You and your arse are both invited, of course. "

Sounds like fun. What should my arse and I bring?

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Still desperate to know if the date was dinner or drinks, what was ordered from KFC and how is Lorraines arse? "

I would have gone to Burger King!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My arse is fine and I'm still craving Chinese food.

We’re getting a group together. You and your arse are both invited, of course.

Sounds like fun. What should my arse and I bring?"

Wine and King Po Beef would be fantastic!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Yes and will be awake a while I fear. "

It is Friday night.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Still desperate to know if the date was dinner or drinks, what was ordered from KFC and how is Lorraines arse?

I would have gone to Burger King!"

I do like a whopper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Still desperate to know if the date was dinner or drinks, what was ordered from KFC and how is Lorraines arse?

I would have gone to Burger King!

I do like a whopper "

And what is Priscillas preference?

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"It's not really late!! "

Its now Saturday!....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's not really late!!

Its now Saturday!.... "

Happy Saturday x

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere


"My arse is fine and I'm still craving Chinese food.

We’re getting a group together. You and your arse are both invited, of course.

Sounds like fun. What should my arse and I bring?

Wine and King Po Beef would be fantastic! "

I'm on my way. I'll stop at the take away first.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My arse is fine and I'm still craving Chinese food.

We’re getting a group together. You and your arse are both invited, of course.

Sounds like fun. What should my arse and I bring?

Wine and King Po Beef would be fantastic!

I'm on my way. I'll stop at the take away first."

We could so get a takeaway on Friday night.

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"Still desperate to know if the date was dinner or drinks, what was ordered from KFC and how is Lorraines arse?

I would have gone to Burger King!

I do like a whopper "

No B K here in Warwick.

MacD's just arrived after 5 attempts over 4 years to get planning consent.

KFC got kicked out a few years ago after dreadful results after EHO visits & told never to return!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"My arse is fine and I'm still craving Chinese food."

It looks good to me.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Still desperate to know if the date was dinner or drinks, what was ordered from KFC and how is Lorraines arse?

I would have gone to Burger King!

I do like a whopper

And what is Priscillas preference?"

Beggars can’t be choosers she gets what she’s given

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Hello

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By *bwlover82Man
over a year ago

london

Hello x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello "

Evenin' x

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By *ip7Man
over a year ago

scratby

Yep, nearly always at this time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello "

Hello lovely _amiss. Xx

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Good evening lovely people. I may not be awake long, but want to say hiiiiiiiii.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Still desperate to know if the date was dinner or drinks, what was ordered from KFC and how is Lorraines arse?

I would have gone to Burger King!

I do like a whopper

And what is Priscillas preference?

Beggars can’t be choosers she gets what she’s given "

Fair one

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Me!!!!

Congrats on being first poster Iain!...

Your prize is a peanut butter sandwich...

Could I please give that to the 2nd poster. I can't stand Peanut Butter!"

you don't like peanut butter?....

I'm sure Lorna wont mind eating it....

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

Evening Samiss.

How are you tonight?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening lovely people. I may not be awake long, but want to say hiiiiiiiii. "

Hello fine sir x

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Good evening lovely people. I may not be awake long, but want to say hiiiiiiiii.

Hello fine sir x"

(tips hat to the lovely lady)

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"Me!!!!

Congrats on being first poster Iain!...

Your prize is a peanut butter sandwich...

Could I please give that to the 2nd poster. I can't stand Peanut Butter!

you don't like peanut butter?....

I'm sure Lorna wont mind eating it.... "

No, I hate Peanut Butter. Food of the Devil! Appalling stuff.

Pass it over to Lorna, please!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Me!!!!

Congrats on being first poster Iain!...

Your prize is a peanut butter sandwich...

Could I please give that to the 2nd poster. I can't stand Peanut Butter!

you don't like peanut butter?....

I'm sure Lorna wont mind eating it.... "

Yep pass it here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening lovely people. I may not be awake long, but want to say hiiiiiiiii. "

Hello again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Me!!!!

Congrats on being first poster Iain!...

Your prize is a peanut butter sandwich...

Could I please give that to the 2nd poster. I can't stand Peanut Butter!

you don't like peanut butter?....

I'm sure Lorna wont mind eating it....

No, I hate Peanut Butter. Food of the Devil! Appalling stuff.

Pass it over to Lorna, please!"

No. Goats cheese is food of the devil

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Another one here although quite early still for me most nights lol"

welcome to the late night thread....

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By *urvyandCurious999Woman
over a year ago

Hiding from twats


"Me!!!!

Congrats on being first poster Iain!...

Your prize is a peanut butter sandwich...

Could I please give that to the 2nd poster. I can't stand Peanut Butter!

you don't like peanut butter?....

I'm sure Lorna wont mind eating it....

No, I hate Peanut Butter. Food of the Devil! Appalling stuff.

Pass it over to Lorna, please!"

Peanut butter is great stuff! I'll just sit in the corner eating PB sandwiches and drinking wine while you lot have Chinese

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Good evening lovely people. I may not be awake long, but want to say hiiiiiiiii.

Hello again. "

Hiya my sexy friend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I make really bad tea. I know that’s quite a shocking statement but i really do make a bad cup

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Is it late? Insomniac late to me is 3/4am.

I'm in the process of getting d*unk. It's taking longer than I expected"

what are you drinking tonight Sparkles?....

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening Samiss.

How are you tonight?"

Evening Iain, I'm quite well, how are you?

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"Me!!!!

Congrats on being first poster Iain!...

Your prize is a peanut butter sandwich...

Could I please give that to the 2nd poster. I can't stand Peanut Butter!

you don't like peanut butter?....

I'm sure Lorna wont mind eating it....

No, I hate Peanut Butter. Food of the Devil! Appalling stuff.

Pass it over to Lorna, please!

No. Goats cheese is food of the devil "

Close 2nd to Peanut Butter!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"I make really bad tea. I know that’s quite a shocking statement but i really do make a bad cup "

That's OK. I don't drink it.

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Evening Ash and Lorna. Evening everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I make really bad tea. I know that’s quite a shocking statement but i really do make a bad cup "

I make a really good at making tea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I make really bad tea. I know that’s quite a shocking statement but i really do make a bad cup "

Bad tea

Cant poach an egg

What's wrong with you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I make really bad tea. I know that’s quite a shocking statement but i really do make a bad cup

I make a really good at making tea. "

That didn't make sense.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening Ash, evening all x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I make really bad tea. I know that’s quite a shocking statement but i really do make a bad cup

Bad tea

Cant poach an egg

What's wrong with you?"

Poched eggs are not easy.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Evening Ash, evening all x"

Hey you. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I make really bad tea. I know that’s quite a shocking statement but i really do make a bad cup

Bad tea

Cant poach an egg

What's wrong with you?

Poched eggs are not easy. "

Once you got the knack they are all ok. It's all in the wrist

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"It's not really late!!

Its now Saturday!....

Happy Saturday x"

Happy Saturday to you also....

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By *urvyandCurious999Woman
over a year ago

Hiding from twats


"I make really bad tea. I know that’s quite a shocking statement but i really do make a bad cup

Bad tea

Cant poach an egg

What's wrong with you?

Poched eggs are not easy. "

I can't poach an egg either, and I have chickens, so it's not like I haven't had a billion of them to practice on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I make really bad tea. I know that’s quite a shocking statement but i really do make a bad cup

Bad tea

Cant poach an egg

What's wrong with you?"

My favourite thing about the forums is that I now have my very own heckler.

I don’t know what’s wrong with me. I can’t park either, not just parallel park, but any parking.

My handwriting is bad too

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Hello "

well hello there...

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"Evening Samiss.

How are you tonight?

Evening Iain, I'm quite well, how are you? "

Hi! Better than I was a few nights ago.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Ash and Lorna. Evening everyone "

Hello Mr cock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Ash, evening all x

Hey you. X "

Evening CG.. Did you like your meme ?

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good evening lovely people. I may not be awake long, but want to say hiiiiiiiii. "

A very good evening to you also....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I make really bad tea. I know that’s quite a shocking statement but i really do make a bad cup

Bad tea

Cant poach an egg

What's wrong with you?

My favourite thing about the forums is that I now have my very own heckler.

I don’t know what’s wrong with me. I can’t park either, not just parallel park, but any parking.

My handwriting is bad too

"

Quite the catch then?

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Hello x"

Hello and good evening to you.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I make really bad tea. I know that’s quite a shocking statement but i really do make a bad cup

Bad tea

Cant poach an egg

What's wrong with you?

My favourite thing about the forums is that I now have my very own heckler.

I don’t know what’s wrong with me. I can’t park either, not just parallel park, but any parking.

My handwriting is bad too

Quite the catch then?"

And I can’t ride a bike

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"I make really bad tea. I know that’s quite a shocking statement but i really do make a bad cup

Bad tea

Cant poach an egg

What's wrong with you?

My favourite thing about the forums is that I now have my very own heckler.

I don’t know what’s wrong with me. I can’t park either, not just parallel park, but any parking.

My handwriting is bad too

"

Just what the hell did you do in a previous life??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I make really bad tea. I know that’s quite a shocking statement but i really do make a bad cup

Bad tea

Cant poach an egg

What's wrong with you?

My favourite thing about the forums is that I now have my very own heckler.

I don’t know what’s wrong with me. I can’t park either, not just parallel park, but any parking.

My handwriting is bad too

Quite the catch then?

And I can’t ride a bike "

Nor can I.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Me!!!!

Congrats on being first poster Iain!...

Your prize is a peanut butter sandwich...

Could I please give that to the 2nd poster. I can't stand Peanut Butter!

you don't like peanut butter?....

I'm sure Lorna wont mind eating it....

No, I hate Peanut Butter. Food of the Devil! Appalling stuff.

Pass it over to Lorna, please!

Peanut butter is great stuff! I'll just sit in the corner eating PB sandwiches and drinking wine while you lot have Chinese "

I'll join you eating the PB sandwiches!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Hello

Evenin' x"

Evenin x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I make really bad tea. I know that’s quite a shocking statement but i really do make a bad cup

Bad tea

Cant poach an egg

What's wrong with you?

My favourite thing about the forums is that I now have my very own heckler.

I don’t know what’s wrong with me. I can’t park either, not just parallel park, but any parking.

My handwriting is bad too

Quite the catch then?

And I can’t ride a bike "

What can you do.?

Might be an easier list !

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Evening Ash and Lorna. Evening everyone "

Good evening sensual...I hope you have a fab weekend....

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By *urvyandCurious999Woman
over a year ago

Hiding from twats


"Me!!!!

Congrats on being first poster Iain!...

Your prize is a peanut butter sandwich...

Could I please give that to the 2nd poster. I can't stand Peanut Butter!

you don't like peanut butter?....

I'm sure Lorna wont mind eating it....

No, I hate Peanut Butter. Food of the Devil! Appalling stuff.

Pass it over to Lorna, please!

Peanut butter is great stuff! I'll just sit in the corner eating PB sandwiches and drinking wine while you lot have Chinese

I'll join you eating the PB sandwiches!"

A man of taste!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Hello

Hello lovely _amiss. Xx"

,

Hello lovely Lorna

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I make really bad tea. I know that’s quite a shocking statement but i really do make a bad cup

Bad tea

Cant poach an egg

What's wrong with you?

My favourite thing about the forums is that I now have my very own heckler.

I don’t know what’s wrong with me. I can’t park either, not just parallel park, but any parking.

My handwriting is bad too

Quite the catch then?

And I can’t ride a bike

What can you do.?

Might be an easier list !"

Apart from the obvious

.

.

.

.

.

Being funny and looking cute

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By *ob198XaMan
over a year ago

teleford

Can’t sleep, blame the beer

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock


"Evening Ash and Lorna. Evening everyone

Hello Mr cock. "

I actually like that name

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By *ob198XaMan
over a year ago

teleford


"Can’t sleep, blame the beer "

Scrub that. Can sleep can’t see straight blame the beer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I make really bad tea. I know that’s quite a shocking statement but i really do make a bad cup

Bad tea

Cant poach an egg

What's wrong with you?

My favourite thing about the forums is that I now have my very own heckler.

I don’t know what’s wrong with me. I can’t park either, not just parallel park, but any parking.

My handwriting is bad too

Quite the catch then?

And I can’t ride a bike

What can you do.?

Might be an easier list !

Apart from the obvious

.

.

.

.

.

Being funny and looking cute"

I’m shocked! Are those kind words towards me? My birthday is not until March!

I’m a very good swimmer!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening Ash and Lorna. Evening everyone "

Evening

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"Me!!!!

Congrats on being first poster Iain!...

Your prize is a peanut butter sandwich...

Could I please give that to the 2nd poster. I can't stand Peanut Butter!

you don't like peanut butter?....

I'm sure Lorna wont mind eating it....

No, I hate Peanut Butter. Food of the Devil! Appalling stuff.

Pass it over to Lorna, please!

Peanut butter is great stuff! I'll just sit in the corner eating PB sandwiches and drinking wine while you lot have Chinese

I'll join you eating the PB sandwiches!

A man of taste! "

I'll be happy to visit you and show you how to successfully poach your eggs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Ash and Lorna. Evening everyone

Hello Mr cock.

I actually like that name "

I knew it would grow on you.

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By *ob198XaMan
over a year ago

teleford


"I make really bad tea. I know that’s quite a shocking statement but i really do make a bad cup

Bad tea

Cant poach an egg

What's wrong with you?

My favourite thing about the forums is that I now have my very own heckler.

I don’t know what’s wrong with me. I can’t park either, not just parallel park, but any parking.

My handwriting is bad too

Quite the catch then?

And I can’t ride a bike "

You can ride m.. scrap that blame the beer

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Evening Ash, evening all x"

Evening Midnight....Have you been out dancing tonight? x

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening Samiss.

How are you tonight?

Evening Iain, I'm quite well, how are you?

Hi! Better than I was a few nights ago. "

That's good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I make really bad tea. I know that’s quite a shocking statement but i really do make a bad cup

Bad tea

Cant poach an egg

What's wrong with you?

My favourite thing about the forums is that I now have my very own heckler.

I don’t know what’s wrong with me. I can’t park either, not just parallel park, but any parking.

My handwriting is bad too

Quite the catch then?

And I can’t ride a bike

What can you do.?

Might be an easier list !

Apart from the obvious

.

.

.

.

.

Being funny and looking cute

I’m shocked! Are those kind words towards me? My birthday is not until March!

I’m a very good swimmer! "

Yes.

But only cos I don't want everyone else to think i am horrible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I make really bad tea. I know that’s quite a shocking statement but i really do make a bad cup

Bad tea

Cant poach an egg

What's wrong with you?

My favourite thing about the forums is that I now have my very own heckler.

I don’t know what’s wrong with me. I can’t park either, not just parallel park, but any parking.

My handwriting is bad too

Quite the catch then?

And I can’t ride a bike

You can ride m.. scrap that blame the beer "

Bad beer, naughty beer

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock


"Evening Ash and Lorna. Evening everyone

Evening"

Evening Samis

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By *onty1971Man
over a year ago

London St Helier Trier

Amazing full moon. Is that the reason?

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Just got into bed, not tried to sleep yet. More sleep in probably something wed all benefit from. Night all xx

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening Ash and Lorna. Evening everyone

Evening

Evening Samis "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just got into bed, not tried to sleep yet. More sleep in probably something wed all benefit from. Night all xx"

'Night xxx

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

It's nice to be on a relaxing thread, rather than the Harry Meghan thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I make really bad tea. I know that’s quite a shocking statement but i really do make a bad cup

Bad tea

Cant poach an egg

What's wrong with you?

My favourite thing about the forums is that I now have my very own heckler.

I don’t know what’s wrong with me. I can’t park either, not just parallel park, but any parking.

My handwriting is bad too

Quite the catch then?

And I can’t ride a bike

What can you do.?

Might be an easier list !

Apart from the obvious

.

.

.

.

.

Being funny and looking cute

I’m shocked! Are those kind words towards me? My birthday is not until March!

I’m a very good swimmer!

Yes.

But only cos I don't want everyone else to think i am horrible "

Thank you for always keeping me humble.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Ash, evening all x

Evening Midnight....Have you been out dancing tonight? x"

Gym tonight, dancing tomorrow... Also hair cut tomorrow

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By *ordo320Man
over a year ago

Gatwick

Wide awake in bed and can’t clear my mind. Anyone in the Manchester area still awake?

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Anyones internet playing up with the wind or is it just me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyones internet playing up with the wind or is it just me "

Internet's fine.

My wind is playing up through

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyones internet playing up with the wind or is it just me "

Yes mine is. X

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Anyones internet playing up with the wind or is it just me

Internet's fine.

My wind is playing up through "

Haha step away from the onions

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock


"Anyones internet playing up with the wind or is it just me

Internet's fine.

My wind is playing up through "

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"It's nice to be on a relaxing thread, rather than the Harry Meghan thing "

Agreed. It's taken over every news bulletin, live TV or Radio show!

Yep, we get it, now move on!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyones internet playing up with the wind or is it just me

Internet's fine.

My wind is playing up through

"

Every time I come on here i try to be nice, demure, charming. Everytime i come on here i fail.

I aint even d*unk

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"It's nice to be on a relaxing thread, rather than the Harry Meghan thing

Agreed. It's taken over every news bulletin, live TV or Radio show!

Yep, we get it, now move on!"

Yes I agree, Iain I'm bored of it all now, let's not mention it anymore

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Its been very windy in London tonight...

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Anyones internet playing up with the wind or is it just me

Internet's fine.

My wind is playing up through

Every time I come on here i try to be nice, demure, charming. Everytime i come on here i fail.

I aint even d*unk"

Haha we're all here for a laugh, life is to serious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyones internet playing up with the wind or is it just me

Internet's fine.

My wind is playing up through

Every time I come on here i try to be nice, demure, charming. Everytime i come on here i fail.

I aint even d*unk

Haha we're all here for a laugh, life is to serious "

Yes but I am a laydee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep still awake...

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Its been very windy in London tonight... "

Aaw...what you been eating then?

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"Its been very windy in London tonight...

Aaw...what you been eating then? "

Damn you! You beat me to it!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Anyones internet playing up with the wind or is it just me

Internet's fine.

My wind is playing up through

Every time I come on here i try to be nice, demure, charming. Everytime i come on here i fail.

I aint even d*unk

Haha we're all here for a laugh, life is to serious

Yes but I am a laydee "

I thought so, me too, but it does get a bit windy at times...

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Its been very windy in London tonight...

Aaw...what you been eating then?

Damn you! You beat me to it! "

sorry

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Yep still awake... "

Evening Golden wonder...How was your evening?....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Its been very windy in London tonight...

Aaw...what you been eating then?

Damn you! You beat me to it!

sorry "

Fish and chips tonight with baked beans!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its been very windy in London tonight...

Aaw...what you been eating then?

Damn you! You beat me to it!

sorry

Fish and chips tonight with baked beans!"

Hello”waves”

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Its been very windy in London tonight...

Aaw...what you been eating then?

Damn you! You beat me to it!

sorry

Fish and chips tonight with baked beans!"

Tut

It's them beans then...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyones internet playing up with the wind or is it just me

Internet's fine.

My wind is playing up through

Every time I come on here i try to be nice, demure, charming. Everytime i come on here i fail.

I aint even d*unk

Haha we're all here for a laugh, life is to serious

Yes but I am a laydee

I thought so, me too, but it does get a bit windy at times... "

*wiff*

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By *osweet69Couple
over a year ago

portsmouth

Awake here and listening to a bit of music.But really should try and get some shut eye.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Anyones internet playing up with the wind or is it just me

Internet's fine.

My wind is playing up through

Every time I come on here i try to be nice, demure, charming. Everytime i come on here i fail.

I aint even d*unk

Haha we're all here for a laugh, life is to serious

Yes but I am a laydee

I thought so, me too, but it does get a bit windy at times...

*wiff*"

,

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By *ob198XaMan
over a year ago

teleford

Time for some shut eye. Bit of luck and I’ll be asleep by the time my head hits the pillow

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Its been very windy in London tonight...

Aaw...what you been eating then?

Damn you! You beat me to it!

sorry

Fish and chips tonight with baked beans!

Hello”waves”"

(((((waves hello Cheeky..))))))))

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

Ok folks, it's time for me to leave.

It's getting cold in the office, even with 2 heaters on, so need to move around to get myself warm.

Have a good night.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Evening Ash, evening all x

Hey you. X

Evening CG.. Did you like your meme ? "

I like everything you give me. Uh er.

Especially the first time you sent it. Lol xx

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Its been very windy in London tonight...

Aaw...what you been eating then?

Damn you! You beat me to it!

sorry

Fish and chips tonight with baked beans!

Tut

It's them beans then..."

Its lucky i didnt have mushy peas!.....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Time for some shut eye. Bit of luck and I’ll be asleep by the time my head hits the pillow "

Night bob.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its been very windy in London tonight...

Aaw...what you been eating then?

Damn you! You beat me to it!

sorry

Fish and chips tonight with baked beans!

Hello”waves”

(((((waves hello Cheeky..))))))))"

I’m wide awake...help

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Ok folks, it's time for me to leave.

It's getting cold in the office, even with 2 heaters on, so need to move around to get myself warm.

Have a good night."

Na night Iain.x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Time for some shut eye. Bit of luck and I’ll be asleep by the time my head hits the pillow

Night bob..... "

Night Mary Ellen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok folks, it's time for me to leave.

It's getting cold in the office, even with 2 heaters on, so need to move around to get myself warm.

Have a good night.

Na night Iain.x"

Night Jim Bob

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Awake here and listening to a bit of music.But really should try and get some shut eye."

Good evening....what music are you listening too?...

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Remind me to never get in a Jacuzzi with you lot.

I'm a fartrilliquist. I pass wind and make it sound like it's coming from someone else

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Its been very windy in London tonight...

Aaw...what you been eating then?

Damn you! You beat me to it!

sorry

Fish and chips tonight with baked beans!

Hello”waves”

(((((waves hello Cheeky..))))))))

I’m wide awake...help "

what have you been doing tonight?....

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By *ob198XaMan
over a year ago

teleford


"Time for some shut eye. Bit of luck and I’ll be asleep by the time my head hits the pillow

Night bob..... "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its been very windy in London tonight...

Aaw...what you been eating then?

Damn you! You beat me to it!

sorry

Fish and chips tonight with baked beans!

Hello”waves”

(((((waves hello Cheeky..))))))))

I’m wide awake...help

what have you been doing tonight?.... "

I’ve been to a party....

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Remind me to never get in a Jacuzzi with you lot.

I'm a fartrilliquist. I pass wind and make it sound like it's coming from someone else "

,

That's an art!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Remind me to never get in a Jacuzzi with you lot.

I'm a fartrilliquist. I pass wind and make it sound like it's coming from someone else "

I will make a note....

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock


"Remind me to never get in a Jacuzzi with you lot.

I'm a fartrilliquist. I pass wind and make it sound like it's coming from someone else ,

That's an art! "

I was in F-Art college

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Its been very windy in London tonight...

Aaw...what you been eating then?

Damn you! You beat me to it!

sorry

Fish and chips tonight with baked beans!

Hello”waves”

(((((waves hello Cheeky..))))))))

I’m wide awake...help

what have you been doing tonight?....

I’ve been to a party.... "

was there any cake?...

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Remind me to never get in a Jacuzzi with you lot.

I'm a fartrilliquist. I pass wind and make it sound like it's coming from someone else ,

That's an art!

I was in F-Art college "

Aaw wow....that explains it then

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By *osweet69Couple
over a year ago

portsmouth


"Awake here and listening to a bit of music.But really should try and get some shut eye.

Good evening....what music are you listening too?..."

Good morning. Trying to sort out some back ground music just incase we get luck tomorrow evening.

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