FabSwingers.com forum: Ooooo you swines

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Yawn r@pers grrrrrr

It should be a crime

Sat there enjoying a beautiful stretchy yawn and BAM!!!some twat ruins it grrrrrrr

To anyone effected by this crime there is a helpline here ________________________________

tell us your horror stories

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My friend was a serial yawn r@per until I tricked him by fake yawning and bit him really hard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once got yawn r@ped by a stranger in a supermarket

True story

That should teach me for yawning without putting a hand over my mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m guilty of being a yawn r@per.

Also I poke people in their tummies when they yawn

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I once got yawn r@ped by a stranger in a supermarket

True story

That should teach me for yawning without putting a hand over my mouth"

You were clearly asking for it in that case

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

What are you on about?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My friend was a serial yawn r@per until I tricked him by fake yawning and bit him really hard

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I’m guilty of being a yawn r@per.

Also I poke people in their tummies when they yawn

Woah there... I'm appalled by such behaviour have you no respect for people?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What are you on about? "
its all there lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m guilty of being a yawn r@per.

Also I poke people in their tummies when they yawn

Woah there... I'm appalled by such behaviour have you no respect for people? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once got yawn r@ped by a stranger in a supermarket

True story

That should teach me for yawning without putting a hand over my mouth"

That actually made me laugh.

My friend once tickled a random guy's armpit as he reached for something on a top shelf in Asda. I almost peed myself laughing.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My friend was a serial yawn r@per until I tricked him by fake yawning and bit him really hard

Bit his knob?

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"What are you on about? "

I'm guessing that a yawn r@per is somebody who take glee in interrupting other peoples yawns.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What are you on about?

I'm guessing that a yawn r@per is somebody who take glee in interrupting other peoples yawns."
exactly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Should have a special cell reserved for them next door to fart thieves.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Killed it again!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My friend was a serial yawn r@per until I tricked him by fake yawning and bit him really hard

oooh that bum though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Killed it again! "
its ALIIIIIVE!!!!!!

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