FabSwingers.com forum: Do women really know what they truly want

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A womans bio said she was looking for a regular fwb

I sent her a message saying I'm also looking for a regular fwb

She said sorry, you're not my type

Hang on a minute, according to your bio I'm 100% your fucking type!

Women! The crazy balls of crazy!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

FYI, I reported her for being fake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Clearly was a man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They don't, otherwise my inbox would be flooded with shag offers and marriage proposals!

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Shit, I'm not overly sure what I want either.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bit harsh to report. She may well want a regular FWB that doesn't mean that because you want that too you suit her requirements

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does anybody?

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

I’m sure she’s since been sectioned under the mental health act for being so obtuse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They generally want me maybe she's a holdout

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple

Bloody women !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This forum is by far the weirdest

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

I think I do but always happy to be proven wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's one answer, they want their type.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bit harsh to report. She may well want a regular FWB that doesn't mean that because you want that too you suit her requirements "

I 100% did suit her requirements

She was obviously a fake or a time waster

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By *aseMan
over a year ago

Gourock

About 90% of women on here are the same...lol

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

Maybe she will change her mind and come after you, I'm off to buy a hat right now.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Her loss! Doesn't know what she is missing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bit harsh to report. She may well want a regular FWB that doesn't mean that because you want that too you suit her requirements

I 100% did suit her requirements

She was obviously a fake or a time waster"

I agree. Or a man or a lesbian.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bit harsh to report. She may well want a regular FWB that doesn't mean that because you want that too you suit her requirements

I 100% did suit her requirements

She was obviously a fake or a time waster

I agree. Or a man or a lesbian. "

Either way, reported!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bit harsh to report. She may well want a regular FWB that doesn't mean that because you want that too you suit her requirements

I 100% did suit her requirements

She was obviously a fake or a time waster

I agree. Or a man or a lesbian.

Either way, reported!"

Good on you. We need to rid fab of folk who don’t know what they want. It’s both confusing and annoying.

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

Only every fourth week

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Nothing op has said that any women or this one woman, don't know what they want.

In fact, it sounds completely clear that she does and you are not it, op.

Any pig in a poke does not equal pork in cider.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know exactly what I don't want, does that count?

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

"I know exactly what I don't want, does that count? "

Yes, is that me

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By *heekyFlirtyCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Stockport

Women a go figure

I haven’t a clue what I actually want till I see it. But I Defo know what I don’t want!

Unless you ask my hubby. He’ll tell you different, as I told him he wasn’t for me when we met! We got married two years later!

You’ll never understand them I’m afraid to say!

Mrs J

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe you were too short...too tall... Too fat to thin..(2000 other preferences)

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

"I know exactly what I don't want, does that count? "

Yes, yes it does

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"A womans bio said she was looking for a regular fwb

I sent her a message saying I'm also looking for a regular fwb

She said sorry, you're not my type

Hang on a minute, according to your bio I'm 100% your fucking type!

Women! The crazy balls of crazy! "

The audacity of it

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Maybe you were too short...too tall... Too fat to thin..(2000 other preferences)"

Well I'm assuming the only preference that she had on her profile was she wanted a regular Fwb. No additional details.

So _ased on that it was her only requirement. To which the OP did 100% fit.

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

"Women a go figure

I haven’t a clue what I actually want till I see it. But I Defo know what I don’t want!

Unless you ask my hubby. He’ll tell you different, as I told him he wasn’t for me when we met! We got married two years later!

You’ll never understand them I’m afraid to say!

Mrs J

Well said .... to work out what a woman wants is a bit like the pizza analogy... made round, put into a sq box, cut into triangles.. and if u can work that out, a woman’s Pandora’s box is opened ...... good luck, I’ve being trying for 40 odd years and still not done it

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By *rladytoyMan
over a year ago

plymouth

"A womans bio said she was looking for a regular fwb

I sent her a message saying I'm also looking for a regular fwb

She said sorry, you're not my type

Hang on a minute, according to your bio I'm 100% your fucking type!

Women! The crazy balls of crazy! "

This happens all day everyday on here. They really just need the attention and to feel empowered. Shame really can only hope one day they find a way to actually enjoy themselves instead of just fantasiszing about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think it’s the same both ways lady’s will never understand men fully and us men will never ever understand lady’s

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're not my type means I don't fancy you. Just FYI.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you imagine how many threads would pop up if every guy that had a knock back started one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You're not my type means I don't fancy you. Just FYI. "

I was her type. I matched her bio exactly

FYI

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She sounds cool. I like her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're not my type means I don't fancy you. Just FYI.

I was her type. I matched her bio exactly

FYI"

That's not what I said. What I said was that she was saying she didn't fancy you.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"A womans bio said she was looking for a regular fwb

I sent her a message saying I'm also looking for a regular fwb

She said sorry, you're not my type

Hang on a minute, according to your bio I'm 100% your fucking type!

Women! The crazy balls of crazy! "

Yeah it was me sorry x

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

"A womans bio said she was looking for a regular fwb

I sent her a message saying I'm also looking for a regular fwb

She said sorry, you're not my type

Hang on a minute, according to your bio I'm 100% your fucking type!

Women! The crazy balls of crazy! "

But you just aren't my type unfortunately. Bit disappointed that you reported me though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"She sounds cool. I like her."

*him

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"FYI, I reported her for being fake"

Snitch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Confirmed dyke

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Confirmed dyke"

Knew you would understand

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Confirmed dyke

Knew you would understand

I understood you saying im thick?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Confirmed dyke

Knew you would understand

I understood you saying im thick?"

You keep calling me fat

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"FYI, I reported her for being fake"

Did you block her to be on the safe side as well though?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"FYI, I reported her for being fake

Did you block her to be on the safe side as well though?

Of course, I can't be doing with that kind of negativity

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Confirmed dyke

Knew you would understand

I understood you saying im thick?

You keep calling me fat"

I do not

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Message again, she'll probably change her mind and see the error of her ways.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"FYI, I reported her for being fake"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you send a dick pic and bareback action shots? Try that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Did you send a dick pic and bareback action shots? Try that "

Can I send her ours? Or is that strictly between me and you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just maybe you were too much of what she wanted!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want cheesecake

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just maybe you were too much of what she wanted!!! "

I think this is the only feasible explanation

Kind of regret having her profile deleted now

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Erm!!

Yes!

No!

Maybe!

Oh, I don't know!

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why have fish fingers when you can wait for caviar.

I think that's what most women think

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why have fish fingers when you can wait for caviar.

I think that's what most women think"

Because nobody likes caviar and everyone loves fish finger sandwiches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why have fish fingers when you can wait for caviar.

I think that's what most women think

Because nobody likes caviar and everyone loves fish finger sandwiches "

Clearly not haha

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

Well I know exactly what I want but it’s rare I get it

Lmfao

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well I know exactly what I want but it’s rare I get it

Lmfao"

Let me know if I can help out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe she thought you were Mr Gorgeous

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

If course we do !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe she thought you were Mr Gorgeous

What's that supposed to mean

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

I think I'm going crazy. Can someone point me in the right direction

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

"I think I'm going crazy. Can someone point me in the right direction

Depends. What do you really want????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So if I don't fancy the guy but he matched our bio, we're reported?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So if I don't fancy the guy but he matched our bio, we're reported?

Yes. For being a fake or a time waster

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So if I don't fancy the guy but he matched our bio, we're reported?

Yes. For being a fake or a time waster "

OK makes sense

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So if I don't fancy the guy but he matched our bio, we're reported?

Yes. For being a fake or a time waster

OK makes sense

I'm reporting you just in case

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"FYI, I reported her for being fake"

Yeah, definitely a fake. Probably a fella.

If it were a woman she wouldn't have replied to your message.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So if I don't fancy the guy but he matched our bio, we're reported?

Yes. For being a fake or a time waster

OK makes sense

I'm reporting you just in case "

Hmmmmn...but are you really a Prince?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So if I don't fancy the guy but he matched our bio, we're reported?

Yes. For being a fake or a time waster

OK makes sense

I'm reporting you just in case

Hmmmmn...but are you really a Prince?

Do you have any evidence to suggest I'm not?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So if I don't fancy the guy but he matched our bio, we're reported?

People are strange aren't they. I dont fuck people I dont fancy even if they match the rest of what I'm looking for. Surely a polite reply saying sorry you're not my type is wasting less of a person's time than continuing a chat with no plan to go through with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me me me .....

I want I want I want....

Wah wah wah wah.....

Anyone would think they held all the ace's on here......

Oh wait......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me me me .....

I want I want I want....

Wah wah wah wah.....

Anyone would think they held all the ace's on here......

Oh wait......"

Everybody dance to the incel shuffle!

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

It’s thar bow. Can tell you’re ‘fab straight’ just at the mere sight of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want some crumpets with butter + biscoff spread please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me me me .....

I want I want I want....

Wah wah wah wah.....

Anyone would think they held all the ace's on here......

Oh wait......

Everybody dance to the incel shuffle!

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

"A womans bio said she was looking for a regular fwb

I sent her a message saying I'm also looking for a regular fwb

She said sorry, you're not my type

Hang on a minute, according to your bio I'm 100% your fucking type!

Women! The crazy balls of crazy! "

I can tell alot by pics and profile text. Maybe you were the correct height, age and sex but it takes more than that for me to be attracted to someone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know exactly what I want, but it is still hard to find. I am picky yes, but like others have said, if there is no physical attraction then the rest of the bio goes to pot really. I have come across several that I consider 'my type', but just too far away from my location sadly.

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By *asha86Couple
over a year ago

walsall

"Women a go figure

I haven’t a clue what I actually want till I see it. But I Defo know what I don’t want!

Unless you ask my hubby. He’ll tell you different, as I told him he wasn’t for me when we met! We got married two years later!

You’ll never understand them I’m afraid to say!

Mrs J

You just summed me up here too lol. My hubby would say the same....I gave him the "just friends" speech. 11yrs and family later lol xT

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I know exactly what I want, but it is still hard to find. I am picky yes, but like others have said, if there is no physical attraction then the rest of the bio goes to pot really. I have come across several that I consider 'my type', but just too far away from my location sadly. "

Your location says you're somewhere near me but your profile says your a 130 miles away. That's not near

I'm reporting you for time wasting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your location says you're somewhere near me but your profile says your a 130 miles away. That's not near

I'm reporting you for time wasting "

Haha but I like to tease!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Your location says you're somewhere near me but your profile says your a 130 miles away. That's not near

I'm reporting you for time wasting

Haha but I like to tease! "

That's what all the fakes say

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I think most women would like an award winning forumite with several accolades from 2019 .

Can you think of anyone ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think most women would like an award winning forumite with several accolades from 2019 .

Can you think of anyone ??"

No ones coming to mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your location says you're somewhere near me but your profile says your a 130 miles away. That's not near

I'm reporting you for time wasting

Haha but I like to tease!

That's what all the fakes say

Nothing fake about me, even my eyebrows are real

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Your location says you're somewhere near me but your profile says your a 130 miles away. That's not near

I'm reporting you for time wasting

Haha but I like to tease!

That's what all the fakes say

Nothing fake about me, even my eyebrows are real

Said every guy ever

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I think most women would like an award winning forumite with several accolades from 2019 .

Can you think of anyone ??

No ones coming to mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think most women would like an award winning forumite with several accolades from 2019 .

Can you think of anyone ??

No ones coming to mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Of course we don’t.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought I did, but it is a girls prerogative to change her mind right

My needs/wants can change within the hour so I need a guy who can adapt to change

He is being a slippery fish and eluding me so far!

But he can't hide forever!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So if I don't fancy the guy but he matched our bio, we're reported?

Yes. For being a fake or a time waster

OK makes sense

I'm reporting you just in case

Hmmmmn...but are you really a Prince?

Do you have any evidence to suggest I'm not?"

Nope, but we're reporting you just incase

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So if I don't fancy the guy but he matched our bio, we're reported?

Yes. For being a fake or a time waster

OK makes sense

I'm reporting you just in case

Hmmmmn...but are you really a Prince?

Do you have any evidence to suggest I'm not?

Nope, but we're reporting you just incase

Well played. Very well played

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sometimes I think it's their way of saying I don't want to meet anyone at the moment.

Someone called me a minger online once and when I met her in reality she liked me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women! The crazy balls of crazy!

yep.

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