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"So, what is the best unsolicited message you have received today? By best so far was: "Hy babe. Can u gag? Look good heels ! Be hot u gaging on cock" How could I resist? We are now engaged and I think I am pregnant."  | |||
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"So, what is the best unsolicited message you have received today? By best so far was: "Hy babe. Can u gag? Look good heels ! Be hot u gaging on cock" How could I resist? We are now engaged and I think I am pregnant. "Dont do those fluttery eyes at me! | |||
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"An unverified guy told me who on here I could message to verify him. He couldn't understand why I wasn't gonna message random women" I've had those too | |||
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"An unverified guy told me who on here I could message to verify him. He couldn't understand why I wasn't gonna message random women" Them there are the ones that ask if you have any female friends who you could put in a good word for him. Yeah right, a have a circle of swinging friends that I encourage to meet a random stranger on my recommendation  | |||
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"Mine wasn't your bestest message "Sorry but you just cant complete with the quality of that example. I know I sound harsh, but you know - cruel to be kind x | |||
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"Mine wasn't your bestest message
Sorry but you just cant complete with the quality of that example.
I know I sound harsh, but you know - cruel to be kind x"*trips over bottom lip as she drags her feet out of the room* | |||
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"Mine wasn't your bestest message
Sorry but you just cant complete with the quality of that example.
I know I sound harsh, but you know - cruel to be kind x
*trips over bottom lip as she drags her feet out of the room*"That lip ... might benefit from a lift or something  | |||
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"So, what is the best unsolicited message you have received today? By best so far was: "Hy babe. Can u gag? Look good heels ! Be hot u gaging on cock" How could I resist? We are now engaged and I think I am pregnant." Ooo I'm dead jealous  | |||
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"So, what is the best unsolicited message you have received today? By best so far was: "Hy babe. Can u gag? Look good heels ! Be hot u gaging on cock" How could I resist? We are now engaged and I think I am pregnant. Ooo I'm dead jealous "Ok just so you dont feel left out, try this for size: "Hi bby you hot. Wanna fuck u so bad." #YoureWelcome. | |||
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"My best today was quite mild I thought... a bit confusing a pointless but hey, mild. "Freya you need a good fuck. I'm not offering but I can just tell by your body language. Want to chat?" I mean WTF!!!??? " Oh be still my beating heart. I think I just came! | |||
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"My best today was quite mild I thought... a bit confusing a pointless but hey, mild. "Freya you need a good fuck. I'm not offering but I can just tell by your body language. Want to chat?" I mean WTF!!!??? Oh be still my beating heart. I think I just came!" Oh I know .. so deep and considerate. He doesn't want to fuck me, just chat. But at the same time letting me know that he sees me, understands my needs. So hot and romantic. | |||
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"Do you fancy coming to do some naked house cleaning  "Getting there, but your spelling is too good | |||
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"My best today was quite mild I thought... a bit confusing a pointless but hey, mild. "Freya you need a good fuck. I'm not offering but I can just tell by your body language. Want to chat?" I mean WTF!!!??? Oh be still my beating heart. I think I just came! Oh I know .. so deep and considerate. He doesn't want to fuck me, just chat. But at the same time letting me know that he sees me, understands my needs. So hot and romantic. " Double wedding? | |||
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"Do you fancy coming to do some naked house cleaning
Getting there, but your spelling is too good"My apologies  | |||
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"I have to my in box and this is say there.. Please breastfeed me and wank me mummy I’ll do anything "LOL snap! He must be doing the rounds  | |||
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"Do you fancy coming to do some naked house cleaning
Getting there, but your spelling is too good
My apologies "No no NO. The correct responses are: A. Soz babe B. Ok. Your loss or C. Fuck you then | |||
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"My best today was quite mild I thought... a bit confusing a pointless but hey, mild. "Freya you need a good fuck. I'm not offering but I can just tell by your body language. Want to chat?" I mean WTF!!!??? " I see what he means  | |||
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"Just got one now: "Please breastfeed me and wank me mummy I'll do anything." " Did you arrange a meet? | |||
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"You lot get all the fun messages  "I asked to shag your arse with a screwdriver. What else could you possibly want | |||
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"Just got one now: "Please breastfeed me and wank me mummy I'll do anything." Did you arrange a meet?" I'm on it  | |||
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"I have to my in box and this is say there.. Please breastfeed me and wank me mummy I’ll do anything
LOL snap! He must be doing the rounds "Have you got him to ..oh dear me | |||
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"You lot get all the fun messages
I asked to shag your arse with a screwdriver. What else could you possibly want "Flat head or Phillip's? | |||
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"You lot get all the fun messages
I asked to shag your arse with a screwdriver. What else could you possibly want
Flat head or Phillip's?"His choice. I’m not a monster | |||
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"You lot get all the fun messages
I asked to shag your arse with a screwdriver. What else could you possibly want "I'm still waiting | |||
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"Today, mine was - "Do you poo naked?"" Bit difficult doing it fully clothed! | |||
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"So I got the following 5 messages within 10 mins, “Why are you ignoring me.......” “Why are you ignoring me.......” “Why are you ignoring me......” “Your being so rude, I’m going to block you!” “Why are you ignoring me......” " Shhhhhh ... we are trying to ignore you! | |||
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"You lot get all the fun messages
I asked to shag your arse with a screwdriver. What else could you possibly want
Flat head or Phillip's?
His choice. I’m not a monster "Electric I assume | |||
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"A common one I get is "I know you're straight but have you ever tried being sucked off?" And "amazing chest hair mate" If within 10 miles... Block" Ok so I get that you are straight, but .... you know ... you're only ghey if you take it | |||
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"Laughed out loud at these" You had any howlers today? | |||
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"So I got the following 5 messages within 10 mins, “Why are you ignoring me.......” “Why are you ignoring me.......” “Why are you ignoring me......” “Your being so rude, I’m going to block you!” “Why are you ignoring me......” Shhhhhh ... we are trying to ignore you!" | |||
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"My best today was quite mild I thought... a bit confusing a pointless but hey, mild. "Freya you need a good fuck. I'm not offering but I can just tell by your body language. Want to chat?" I mean WTF!!!??? Oh be still my beating heart. I think I just came! Oh I know .. so deep and considerate. He doesn't want to fuck me, just chat. But at the same time letting me know that he sees me, understands my needs. So hot and romantic. " I can see that you you instantly went weak at the knees by this charmer | |||
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"I have to my in box and this is say there.. Please breastfeed me and wank me mummy I’ll do anything "Sounds a pretty normal request on fabs | |||
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"So, what is the best unsolicited message you have received today? By best so far was: "Hy babe. Can u gag? Look good heels ! Be hot u gaging on cock" How could I resist? We are now engaged and I think I am pregnant." magdalena is your new name | |||
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"So I got the following 5 messages within 10 mins, “Why are you ignoring me.......” “Why are you ignoring me.......” “Why are you ignoring me......” “Your being so rude, I’m going to block you!” “Why are you ignoring me......” " so why were you ignoring him? | |||
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"So I got the following 5 messages within 10 mins, “Why are you ignoring me.......” “Why are you ignoring me.......” “Why are you ignoring me......” “Your being so rude, I’m going to block you!” “Why are you ignoring me......” so why were you ignoring him? "I wasn’t online | |||
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