FabSwingers.com mobile

Join us FREE, we're FREE to use

Web's largest swingers site since 2006.

Already registered?
Login here

Back to forum list
Back to The Lounge

You've won the lottery,and gonna quit your job...

Jump to newest
 

By *ools and the brain OP   Couple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

So you call work and say??

I thought it would be great to say.

Look I'm sorry I won't be in today I woke up with a massive hard on and basically I can't go anywhere, I may need to seek professional help.

So sorry I will probably be off the rest of the week also.

Bye

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

I wouldn't tell a soul, I'd go in as normal, but the first question anyone asked me I'd turn into a massive screeching deal and then flounce off in a huff.

"Do I want a cup of tea?? DO I WANT A CUP OF TEA?? ARE YOU SAYING ALL I DO IS DRINK TEA, IS THAT IT? YOU THINK I DONT DO ANY WORK, JUST SIT DRINKING TEA???"

Slamming of doors as I strop off.

I'd live in infamy as the weirdo who walked out when offered a cuppa.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have to phone myself....

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd probably just invest in the company and continue doing a similar job to what I am now, after I've taken about a month off.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd probably just invest in the company and continue doing a similar job to what I am now, after I've taken about a month off. "

What will you do with the month off?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ools and the brain OP   Couple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Wow you lot are a barrel of laughs!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *elshsunsWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

I’d give money to my work colleagues then give money to the charity I work for .... Mental Health Charity then I’d follows the F1 races all season around the world

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis


"I'll have to phone myself....

"

Me too. I'd stand in front of a mirror and tell myself to fuck right off!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd probably just invest in the company and continue doing a similar job to what I am now, after I've taken about a month off.

What will you do with the month off? "

Surpise visits to friends and family and then invest in Marmite.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll have to phone myself....

Me too. I'd stand in front of a mirror and tell myself to fuck right off! "

Hahaha

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd probably just invest in the company and continue doing a similar job to what I am now, after I've taken about a month off.

What will you do with the month off?

Surpise visits to friends and family and then invest in Marmite. "

Good answer

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *elshsunsWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

Oh and buy an apartment in New York and an apartment in Miami .... and sort the kids and grand kids out too

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

The fantasy is that that I'd rappel out of a helicopter into the carpark, burst into the office and stride around flicking V's at all the management whilst laughing like a maniac before making my escape.

Reality is I'd probably just turn up, hand my phone over and resign with immediate effect.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd go in with a briefcase fill of cash and kick my boss in the nuts, toss him a couple of thousand by way of compensation and then kick him in the nuts again when the pain from the first hit stopped. Then I would do a Jerry Maguire and "just flip out" waving my suitcase in the air before asking "Who's coming with me?"

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *arksxMan
over a year ago

Leicester / London

Pull a power play ghost move and...

Dissappear of the face of the earth as far as they are concerned.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ools and the brain OP   Couple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

I know one thing that would happen.

My van would end up being accidentally driven into the Solent!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

I'd phone them from the world tour cruise ship I am on and say I'm phoning in advance sick for the next 3 months

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big lotto win.. Like massive

I'd do my law degree full time with paid help at the side to type my essays with me.. (Crap at typing)

Holiday to Barbados

Secure my home family n friends. Continue to Support victims of domestic abuse.

Oh buy company I work for sack the bosses and get someone in who knew what they were doing.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just think I’d stop going in. Go back in years later, ‘sorry I’m late, traffic was a nightmare’

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know one thing that would happen.

My van would end up being accidentally driven into the Solent! "

I always think that I like to just gently bump those people that like to force you to break when cutting infront of you. Maybe I'd have a few of those bumps as well

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i enjoy my work and i enjoy being productive and useful however i don't enjoy one of my work colleagues

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

Probably wouldn't say anything at first to anyone.

But at my appraisal tell them all how they're all hypocrites and say "i don't care, i quit" and walk out.

But then would pay my family's mortgages, treat my parents to a luxury holiday.

Then get myself a castle/estate and run fab event nights

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll have to phone myself....

"

Ditto

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Work my 3 months notice and leave without telling anyone tbh.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *uffnmuffCouple
over a year ago

London

I wouldn't call work I would tell my husband adult son and mum to pack a few things because we a leaving the UK and never coming back.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know one thing that would happen.

My van would end up being accidentally driven into the Solent!

I always think that I like to just gently bump those people that like to force you to break when cutting infront of you. Maybe I'd have a few of those bumps as well"

This!! I’d buy a lorry as my runabout and take no prisoners with idiot and aggressive drivers.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd give the money to my Master and he could build a dungeon where he would chain me up and I could be a full time kitten. My favourite fantasy when work is shit and I want to daydream.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 
 

By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I would ring work and tell them they need to arrange cover FOREVER fuckersssssss!!!!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
Post new Message to Thread
back to top