FabSwingers.com forum: Can someone please

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Write my profile for me, I'll give you pointers and maybe even a cookie if you do a good job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your physique is fantastic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Write my profile for me, I'll give you pointers and maybe even a cookie if you do a good job

I am up for it x

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Your physique is fantastic

Meh, it's okay.

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only

Is a cookie the only option? I'm tempted but not a fan of biscuits

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

“Please look like Courtney of MarcCourtney, wear extra long socks, like cheesecake and I’m yours.”

There you go.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Write my profile for me, I'll give you pointers and maybe even a cookie if you do a good job

Make it cake instead of cookies and you've got yourself a deal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would love to write your profile for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your physique is fantastic

Meh, it's okay."

I need to get back into the gym fab is decent for motivational picture

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make sure your bio involves the sentence

"My penis is called Polio because its been known to cripple bitches"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"“Please look like Courtney of MarcCourtney, wear extra long socks, like cheesecake and I’m yours.”

There you go.

Haha that is a good one actually

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You dont want me to do it haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Write my profile for me, I'll give you pointers and maybe even a cookie if you do a good job

Make it cake instead of cookies and you've got yourself a deal."

A cake! You would have to take some pics of me to complete the profile for that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I would love to write your profile for you

Play nice

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

I ban barely do much to change mine. I feel those cookies would not be earned.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is a cookie the only option? I'm tempted but not a fan of biscuits

Signed booty pic?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Write my profile for me, I'll give you pointers and maybe even a cookie if you do a good job

I am up for it x"

Go on then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your physique is fantastic

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hes pulled

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your physique is fantastic

hes pulled"

It was meant in a friendly way! Smh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Write my profile for me, I'll give you pointers and maybe even a cookie if you do a good job

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I'm young, fun and full of cum ride me like a rodeo cowgirl you wont regret it, safe sex always and dont forget your spurs yeeeha, i never message women or read women's profiles I'm too hot for that malarky, live long and prosper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If my body is not ripped enough for you please peruse my comrade Mr.gorgeous's profile

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By *epsonWoman
over a year ago

Biddulph

"“Please look like Courtney of MarcCourtney, wear extra long socks, like cheesecake and I’m yours.”

There you go.

She was a great poster

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"“Please look like Courtney of MarcCourtney, wear extra long socks, like cheesecake and I’m yours.”

There you go.

She was a great poster

She?

It was Marc posting all the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Write my profile for me, I'll give you pointers and maybe even a cookie if you do a good job

I am up for it x

Go on then

PM.me some pointers and I will knock one out.

Then I will write a profile x

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Scat enthusiast seeks delectable rump attached to agreeable female

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'll post pointers here, will make it easier for volunteers I suppose

Looking for females 21-52

Single or from couples (for 121 meets only, as I don't want to be the guy with smaller penis)

Attracted to varied physics and growths of lady gardens.

I myself like to practice sports when I'm not playing video games for 6 hours straight.

I enjoy the finer things in life, like green grapes, raspberry cheesecake, and.sandalwood incense (hopefully it's the right word).

My sexual expertise are limited and at best below average, I enjoy kink and I'm open to offers from rope bunnies for practice sessions.

And finally, must have nice booty!

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By *epsonWoman
over a year ago

Biddulph

"“Please look like Courtney of MarcCourtney, wear extra long socks, like cheesecake and I’m yours.”

There you go.

She was a great poster

She?

It was Marc posting all the time

No, it was Courtney.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Scat enthusiast seeks delectable rump attached to agreeable female "

As he discovered when fooling around with Lacey_Red

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Looking for females 21-52

Single or from couples (for 121 meets only, as I don't want to be the guy with smaller penis)

Attracted to varied physics and growths of lady gardens.

I myself like to practice sports when I'm not playing video games for 6 hours straight.

I enjoy the finer things in life, like green grapes, raspberry cheesecake, and.sandalwood incense (hopefully it's the right word).

My sexual expertise are limited and at best below average, I enjoy kink and I'm open to offers from rope bunnies for practice sessions.

And finally, must have nice booty!

Done! You are welcome. Now where are my cookies?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Looking for females 21-52

Single or from couples (for 121 meets only, as I don't want to be the guy with smaller penis)

Attracted to varied physics and growths of lady gardens.

I myself like to practice sports when I'm not playing video games for 6 hours straight.

I enjoy the finer things in life, like green grapes, raspberry cheesecake, and.sandalwood incense (hopefully it's the right word).

My sexual expertise are limited and at best below average, I enjoy kink and I'm open to offers from rope bunnies for practice sessions.

And finally, must have nice booty!

Done! You are welcome. Now where are my cookies? "

Piss off, I want it written Shakespeare's style

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I'll post pointers here, will make it easier for volunteers I suppose

Looking for females 21-52

Single or from couples (for 121 meets only, as I don't want to be the guy with smaller penis)

Attracted to varied physics and growths of lady gardens.

I myself like to practice sports when I'm not playing video games for 6 hours straight.

I enjoy the finer things in life, like green grapes, raspberry cheesecake, and.sandalwood incense (hopefully it's the right word).

My sexual expertise are limited and at best below average, I enjoy kink and I'm open to offers from rope bunnies for practice sessions.

And finally, must have nice booty!"

I think you've just pretty much done it yourself

Though physics? Do I need to get my A Level certificates out now?

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Looking for females 21-52

Single or from couples (for 121 meets only, as I don't want to be the guy with smaller penis)

Attracted to varied physics and growths of lady gardens.

I myself like to practice sports when I'm not playing video games for 6 hours straight.

I enjoy the finer things in life, like green grapes, raspberry cheesecake, and.sandalwood incense (hopefully it's the right word).

My sexual expertise are limited and at best below average, I enjoy kink and I'm open to offers from rope bunnies for practice sessions.

And finally, must have nice booty!

Done! You are welcome. Now where are my cookies?

Piss off, I want it written Shakespeare's style

Thou art seeking fair maidens of years 21 to 52...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll post pointers here, will make it easier for volunteers I suppose

Looking for females 21-52

Single or from couples (for 121 meets only, as I don't want to be the guy with smaller penis)

Attracted to varied physics and growths of lady gardens.

I myself like to practice sports when I'm not playing video games for 6 hours straight.

I enjoy the finer things in life, like green grapes, raspberry cheesecake, and.sandalwood incense (hopefully it's the right word).

My sexual expertise are limited and at best below average, I enjoy kink and I'm open to offers from rope bunnies for practice sessions.

And finally, must have nice booty!

I think you've just pretty much done it yourself

Though physics? Do I need to get my A Level certificates out now?"

And that's why I need someone else to do it, and preferably make it funny too

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I'll post pointers here, will make it easier for volunteers I suppose

Looking for females 21-52

Single or from couples (for 121 meets only, as I don't want to be the guy with smaller penis)

Attracted to varied physics and growths of lady gardens.

I myself like to practice sports when I'm not playing video games for 6 hours straight.

I enjoy the finer things in life, like green grapes, raspberry cheesecake, and.sandalwood incense (hopefully it's the right word).

My sexual expertise are limited and at best below average, I enjoy kink and I'm open to offers from rope bunnies for practice sessions.

And finally, must have nice booty!

I think you've just pretty much done it yourself

Though physics? Do I need to get my A Level certificates out now?

And that's why I need someone else to do it, and preferably make it funny too

I think what you wrote is funny.

If you correct the spelling and remove the part requesting a hundred and twenty one meets. Comes off a bit keen

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

Won't people be disappointed when they find out you're nothing like your profile?

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only

"Is a cookie the only option? I'm tempted but not a fan of biscuits

Signed booty pic?"

On sugar paper so I can munch it?

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Your physique is fantastic

Meh, it's okay.

I need to get back into the gym fab is decent for motivational picture

A waste of time and money in my opinion.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All i see is john wick 2 now

So is the answer get this man a gun?

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I only do it for a good shag, coupled with a verification

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morningstar

Whose sausage is that? I think I know.

Its owner is quite happy though.

Full of joy like a vivid rainbow,

I watch him laugh. I cry hello.

He gives his sexy sausage a shake,

And laughs until he makes a woman's belly ache.

The only other sound's the break,

Of distant waves and birds awake.

His sausage is large, muscly and deep,

But he has promises to keep,

After cake and lots of sleep.

Sweet dreams come to him cheap.

He rises from his comfortable bed,

With thoughts of fab girls in his head,

He eats his jam with lots of bread.

Ready for the day of fabbing ahead.

I would like to give thanks to a random poem generator on Google for helping me bring some words together.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Morningstar

Whose sausage is that? I think I know.

Its owner is quite happy though.

Full of joy like a vivid rainbow,

I watch him laugh. I cry hello.

He gives his sexy sausage a shake,

And laughs until he makes a woman's belly ache.

The only other sound's the break,

Of distant waves and birds awake.

His sausage is large, muscly and deep,

But he has promises to keep,

After cake and lots of sleep.

Sweet dreams come to him cheap.

He rises from his comfortable bed,

With thoughts of fab girls in his head,

He eats his jam with lots of bread.

Ready for the day of fabbing ahead.

I would like to give thanks to a random poem generator on Google for helping me bring some words together. "

Made me laugh

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll post pointers here, will make it easier for volunteers I suppose

Looking for females 21-52

Single or from couples (for 121 meets only, as I don't want to be the guy with smaller penis)

Attracted to varied physics and growths of lady gardens.

I myself like to practice sports when I'm not playing video games for 6 hours straight.

I enjoy the finer things in life, like green grapes, raspberry cheesecake, and.sandalwood incense (hopefully it's the right word).

My sexual expertise are limited and at best below average, I enjoy kink and I'm open to offers from rope bunnies for practice sessions.

And finally, must have nice booty!

I think you've just pretty much done it yourself

Though physics? Do I need to get my A Level certificates out now?

And that's why I need someone else to do it, and preferably make it funny too

I think what you wrote is funny.

If you correct the spelling and remove the part requesting a hundred and twenty one meets. Comes off a bit keen

Gotcha!

117 meets would be ok you think?

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