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I just realised I'm old!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Someone asked me if I was out partying tonight and my first reaction was "What!? On a Thursday!?!"

What things did you used to do without thinking but couldn't even contemplate now?

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By *attb179Man
over a year ago

London

Staying up til 5 every night. Crash at 3 nowadays. Fuck me I'm getting old

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I turned 40 on monday, I now classify myself as old and am hanging up my shagging boots

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Go a whole night without needing to wake up for a pee!!

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Watching kids tv. In all fairness I wouldn't drink on a school night either.

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By *attb179Man
over a year ago

London

Also nice arse

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By *enn68Man
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Clubbing after 10pm

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By *attb179Man
over a year ago

London


"I turned 40 on monday, I now classify myself as old and am hanging up my shagging boots "

You'll feel like 30 again in a few weeks, hang in there!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone asked me if I was out partying tonight and my first reaction was "What!? On a Thursday!?!"

What things did you used to do without thinking but couldn't even contemplate now? "

Your definitely not old and you look gorgeous in your pics x

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Shop in places like River Island or any of the other "young people" shops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All the pains and injuries in my body remind me that everyday...

When I was younger shit would just heal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

By the way OP, you have a nice ass for an oldie!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My niece asked me "why do people say wind the window down, when its a button?"

She didn't believe there were manual car windows back in the day

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

I do all of the above and always have,

With the exception of having to get up to pee in the night ..... I think when that happens I might, just a little, class myself as starting to get old

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I make the same noises my dad when I sit on the sofa.

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By *attb179Man
over a year ago

London


"By the way OP, you have a nice ass for an oldie!"

Haha she has a great ass and body for a 25 year old!

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"I do all of the above and always have,

With the exception of having to get up to pee in the night ..... I think when that happens I might, just a little, class myself as starting to get old

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So you're confirming I'm old then?!

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

I can still regularly do a night out and clubbing till 5am, but don't think I could do a full week of constant drinking like I did in Magaluf '08 and '09, it broke me then never mind now!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I seem to care less about stupid shit .

And I'm grumpier .

Its unbelievable

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

Yr old when u pee twice in the night but don’t wake up

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"I do all of the above and always have,

With the exception of having to get up to pee in the night ..... I think when that happens I might, just a little, class myself as starting to get old

So you're confirming I'm old then?!

Read it probably "

See? There's another sign I'm getting old...the need to visit Specsavers

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"I do all of the above and always have,

With the exception of having to get up to pee in the night ..... I think when that happens I might, just a little, class myself as starting to get old

So you're confirming I'm old then?!

Read it probably

See? There's another sign I'm getting old...the need to visit Specsavers "

and I need to go too... should have been properly

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Droopy Bollocks .

Random Pains everywhere for no fucking reason.

Hair on my head is fucking off at am alarming rate , but growing faster on my eyebrows .

I'm occasionally getting the odd grey pube .

And the noise I make getting up off the sofa must now resemble the sound of a pair of scrapping Wildebeest

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I used to be able to do the splits.

Not a chance in hell now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone asked me if I was out partying tonight and my first reaction was "What!? On a Thursday!?!"

What things did you used to do without thinking but couldn't even contemplate now? "

Lol your old as you feel

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

Being out late on consecutive evenings. A few years back I could do it without batting an eyelid...now, i'd be ruined!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm so glad it's not just me!

I used to be able to eat loads of junk food and stay slim, now I just have to drive past a McDonald's and I put on a pound!

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"I'm so glad it's not just me!

I used to be able to eat loads of junk food and stay slim, now I just have to drive past a McDonald's and I put on a pound! "

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By *argaret James200TV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just turned 40 and dont feel old at all. If anything I still feel the same as when I was 21. Yeah my knees may hurt if I kneel on them too long and I might not understand Minecraft, but that doesnt mean we are old.

If anything I'm retro

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

I still do alot of the things I used to, just not so frequently. Festivals, dance nights out, stay up till morning etc. I just look like shit for days after and it takes me longer to recover!

But if I go out out for a dance ir gig, I often take my car, designated driver in case it's rubbish and we need to get back to our own party!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"I'm so glad it's not just me!

I used to be able to eat loads of junk food and stay slim, now I just have to drive past a McDonald's and I put on a pound! "
if macdonalds has helped your bum look that good can a get you a big mac?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I realised I'm old when I know every Barney song off by heart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Picking up a rugby ball and playing 10 mins never mind 80 would kill me off

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York


"I just turned 40 and dont feel old at all. If anything I still feel the same as when I was 21. Yeah my knees may hurt if I kneel on them too long and I might not understand Minecraft, but that doesnt mean we are old.

If anything I'm retro"

Minecraft? That's soooooooo 2011, you must be old it's all Fortnite now

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By *argaret James200TV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Someone asked me if I was out partying tonight and my first reaction was "What!? On a Thursday!?!"

What things did you used to do without thinking but couldn't even contemplate now? "

Wish I could grow old looking like you, you can come out with us on a sat night if you like, on Hurst Street we go every other Sat and it's great fun, nobodies old on Hurst Street just people having a good time.

I had a young lady ask my age I said "guess" she said 45 I said near enough my daughter came over to say hello and was asked are you this young ladies daughter to which she replied She's no lady, she's not young (saying my age) and yes she's my dad. life don't get much better, take what ever life you can get and never give it back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good news is i now fuck like its an olympic event so win some lose some

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I'm an old soul.

Get off my lawn.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I turned 40 on monday, I now classify myself as old and am hanging up my shagging boots "

Fuck off you child. I daren't message women as young as 40 cos it makes me feel like a paedo

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"I'm an old soul.

Get off my lawn. "

But you said you was going to shave?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m beginning to think M&S do nice clothes.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I'm an old soul.

Get off my lawn.

But you said you was going to shave? "

I'm pretty sure Peter Allen's Everything Old is New Again isn't about a bush, but I'll use it for that.

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By *exsenceCouple
over a year ago

stalybridge

When you can’t keep up with your 6 year old grandson lol

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"I'm an old soul.

Get off my lawn.

But you said you was going to shave?

I'm pretty sure Peter Allen's Everything Old is New Again isn't about a bush, but I'll use it for that. "

It works more me too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bought a fucking bungalow ha ha that's fucking old

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone asked me if I was out partying tonight and my first reaction was "What!? On a Thursday!?!"

What things did you used to do without thinking but couldn't even contemplate now? "

I'm the same age as you and still figure that it's better to be paid while I have the hangover. That said, the hangovers last much longer these days.

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By *argaret James200TV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham


"I bought a fucking bungalow ha ha that's fucking old "

Why do you need a bungalow to.... Oh I see.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im 40 signed up a 20yr old girl with a 4 yr old that made me feel old

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone asked me if I was out partying tonight and my first reaction was "What!? On a Thursday!?!"

What things did you used to do without thinking but couldn't even contemplate now? "

Omfg I just looked at your profile. If you're old I wanna feel old.

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By *attb179Man
over a year ago

London


"I bought a fucking bungalow ha ha that's fucking old "

Everyone should own a dedicated fucking bungalow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buying new shoes for a night out. 5-6 inch heels were a must have, now I think about comfort and always have flats in my bag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I (her) sometimes feel old-

Getting up to wee multiple times during the night and an internal thermostat that is on the blink.

Aching lower back and knees now and again

I cannot stand Radio 1 anymore, and have no clue of the songs & artists on the latest "Now" CDs.

I have intolerances for bad customer service, poor manners etc and I vocalise my dislike of these things. My 23 year old daughter often cringes when out shopping with me "her she goes again, mam is kicking off".

I retain items until they die rather than get the latest versions eg my old car and mobile phones.

And probably so much more

But I have my health, I am fitter than ever, I am at my happiest and sexiest at this age and I like the person I am

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By *dinMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

My ass isn't as peacy and firm as it used to be lol

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By *eliciousladyWoman
over a year ago

Sometimes U.K


"What things did you used to do without thinking but couldn't even contemplate now? "

Eat junk food not thinking about how many hours in the gym or on the running machine it will take to work it off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you read a thread title Pop a private in an inbox as Poop in Private in a Box.

#WhereTheFuckHaveIPutMySpecs

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By *esse1972Man
over a year ago

Rugeley

When you remember Betamax nevermind vhs.

When you remember dvds 1st coming out.

When you see a snickers bar and think they are just marathon fun size.

When you can remember only 3 channels on the tv.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"When you read a thread title Pop a private in an inbox as Poop in Private in a Box.

#WhereTheFuckHaveIPutMySpecs"

Should've gone to specsavers. Tell them why you think you need glasses.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you read a thread title Pop a private in an inbox as Poop in Private in a Box.

#WhereTheFuckHaveIPutMySpecs

Should've gone to specsavers. Tell them why you think you need glasses. "

I’ve got specs but I’m so old I don’t know where the fuck I left them

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"When you read a thread title Pop a private in an inbox as Poop in Private in a Box.

#WhereTheFuckHaveIPutMySpecs

Should've gone to specsavers. Tell them why you think you need glasses.

I’ve got specs but I’m so old I don’t know where the fuck I left them"

They're probably on your forehead then.

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By *esse1972Man
over a year ago

Rugeley


"When you read a thread title Pop a private in an inbox as Poop in Private in a Box.

#WhereTheFuckHaveIPutMySpecs

Should've gone to specsavers. Tell them why you think you need glasses.

I’ve got specs but I’m so old I don’t know where the fuck I left them

They're probably on your forehead then. "

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel old when I start thinking this decade is shite and I daydream how good the 80s and 90s were, we all have a pair of rose tinted reminiscent specs, if we actually went back we "might" feel different.

"Time was passing like a hand waving from a train I wanted to be on. I hope you never have to think about anything as much as I think about you."

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By *argaret James200TV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham


"My ass isn't as peacy and firm as it used to be lol"

Bum looks good to me but those Brogues gotta go.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you read a thread title Pop a private in an inbox as Poop in Private in a Box.

#WhereTheFuckHaveIPutMySpecs

Should've gone to specsavers. Tell them why you think you need glasses.

I’ve got specs but I’m so old I don’t know where the fuck I left them

They're probably on your forehead then. "

If only, if only. I’ve fallen asleep on the sofa since then, having a much needed nap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I bought a fucking bungalow ha ha that's fucking old

Why do you need a bungalow to.... Oh I see. "

I had a bungalow while I was still in my 20s. Why fuck about with stairs if you don't have to?

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By *argaret James200TV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham


"When you read a thread title Pop a private in an inbox as Poop in Private in a Box.

#WhereTheFuckHaveIPutMySpecs

Should've gone to specsavers. Tell them why you think you need glasses.

I’ve got specs but I’m so old I don’t know where the fuck I left them

They're probably on your forehead then.

If only, if only. I’ve fallen asleep on the sofa since then, having a much needed nap "

Yep now there it is in a nutshell, when I was a baby had naps in the afternoon, now I'm errr older I've started again. Woah is meeeeesnorrrrre.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't think of anything. I haven't really grown up!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"When you read a thread title Pop a private in an inbox as Poop in Private in a Box.

#WhereTheFuckHaveIPutMySpecs

Should've gone to specsavers. Tell them why you think you need glasses.

I’ve got specs but I’m so old I don’t know where the fuck I left them"

I'm so old mine never leave my face

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"When you read a thread title Pop a private in an inbox as Poop in Private in a Box.

#WhereTheFuckHaveIPutMySpecs

Should've gone to specsavers. Tell them why you think you need glasses.

I’ve got specs but I’m so old I don’t know where the fuck I left them

I'm so old mine never leave my face "

Now there's a dirty thought

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What in the world is TikTok?

I’m an old man

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

3 wanks one after another

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For the first time ever i was called ' the grandad' on site, now the oldest on site! Im nearly 40 ffs!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone asked me if I was out partying tonight and my first reaction was "What!? On a Thursday!?!"

What things did you used to do without thinking but couldn't even contemplate now? "
your only old what you feel

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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago

Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands


"For the first time ever i was called ' the grandad' on site, now the oldest on site! Im nearly 40 ffs!!!!"

If you are the Grandad on the site what the fuck will they call me, I am almost 80

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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago

Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands


"I turned 40 on monday, I now classify myself as old and am hanging up my shagging boots "

In a couple of weeks I will turn 80 and still managing to fill my shagging boots now and again, Don't give up yet

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"Someone asked me if I was out partying tonight and my first reaction was "What!? On a Thursday!?!"

What things did you used to do without thinking but couldn't even contemplate now? "

Nothing.

I still do all the things I did when younger.

I just have less time to do them cos of work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blimey Charlie I'm 50+ and still a bouncy fun chap willing to give thibgs a jolly old go .heaps of adventures , walking or cycling though i do like to be in bed before midnight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For the first time ever i was called ' the grandad' on site, now the oldest on site! Im nearly 40 ffs!!!!

If you are the Grandad on the site what the fuck will they call me, I am almost 80 "

Not sure we should go there!! Im sure my lot were measing me up for my coffin while i was digging the footings!! Bastards

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By *attb179Man
over a year ago

London

I have started enjoying wearing a scarf

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

Haha trying to do 2 nights out in a row.

Wearing comfy shoes

Wearing a coat on a night out

Hearing myself saying stuff to my kids that my Mum used to say to me.

How I am so happy to get into my bed earlier than usual. When sent to bed early as a child it was seen as a punishment.

Good god, I must be f*cking ancient!!

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"Haha trying to do 2 nights out in a row.

Wearing comfy shoes

Wearing a coat on a night out

Hearing myself saying stuff to my kids that my Mum used to say to me.

How I am so happy to get into my bed earlier than usual. When sent to bed early as a child it was seen as a punishment.

Good god, I must be f*cking ancient!! "

All of the above... but I don't actually feel old at all.

I have a better social life now than I did in my 20s

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria


"Clubbing after 10pm "

Still quite easy during the Arctic summer if the fur seals can't see you coming.

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham


"Haha trying to do 2 nights out in a row.

Wearing comfy shoes

Wearing a coat on a night out

Hearing myself saying stuff to my kids that my Mum used to say to me.

How I am so happy to get into my bed earlier than usual. When sent to bed early as a child it was seen as a punishment.

Good god, I must be f*cking ancient!!

All of the above... but I don't actually feel old at all.

I have a better social life now than I did in my 20s "

We do too, but takes longer to recover

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.


"Someone asked me if I was out partying tonight and my first reaction was "What!? On a Thursday!?!"

What things did you used to do without thinking but couldn't even contemplate now? "

Going an entire weekend without having to take a nap on Saturday and Sunday afternoon!

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.


"Blimey Charlie I'm 50+ and still a bouncy fun chap willing to give thibgs a jolly old go .heaps of adventures , walking or cycling though i do like to be in bed before midnight "

With lashings of ginger beer!

Oh Timmy your still as licky as ever!

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By *udith55TV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham


"I make the same noises my dad when I sit on the sofa."

Is it wind?

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