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"Never lend money Even to friends cos thay still end up stabbing you in the back and ripping you off.
Rant over."That would suggest that they aren’t friends I wouldn’t say ‘never’ lend money but being ripped off isn’t nice Approved  | |||
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"Why the actual fuck do they have to print cooking instructions so small on food packaging? Oooh it makes me mad! Thank you, feel better now x" It baffles me too - ridiculous Approved | |||
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"I've got one. Wednesday 8th December 2020 Third day back after the Christmas break. My boss - hello happy New year, did you have a good Christmas? Me - I did thanks, chilled out and caught up with the family, and you? My boss - same here, nice to back though. Have you got 5 minutes? Me - of course, want to grab a coffee? My boss - yes, Pret? Me - works for me. Get to Pret, order coffee, sit down..... My boss - we've been having a think over Christmas and we're restructuring the company. We've decided to let you go. Me - Interesting. So the offer of a directorship that you used to lure me here was a crock of shit then.........? " 
How many mirrors have you smashed?
Awful news and even worse if they’d promised you things in the first place. More CV and agency bollocks to come 
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"Developers Wars Previously on Developer Wars: Completion delayed from original end of October plan Fibre may not be installed at completion Tiling cocked up by some myopic arse that can't read. Much chasing over the Christmas period, each time we are promised that 17th Jan is the date. Contract requires then to give us 10 days notice (unsure if this is calendar or working without reading the weighty tome that is the contract). Chase on 3rd Jan, final inspection still not complete, planned for 7th Jan, hmm, 17th gives us barely 10 calendar days. I speak with my solicitor who suggests this is still all possible. 7th January, I chase again (their communication really does blow chunks!!)4pm, inspection complete, they have the certificate that means they can now complete. 17th is still the date. This morning I have a mail from my solicitor who has chased theirs as there is still completion confirmation etc. Their solicitor has not received any information from site. This is despite us being told everything was being mailed through on Tuesday. Our lender needs 6 working days for funds, so if it isn't requested today, the 17th completion will not happen. What is wrong with these cock-wombles. It's not as if communication these days requires smoke signals or carrier pigeons!!! Also, why do I have to do all the fucking chasing???? Pull your fucking fingers out and make this happen will you??? Oh, and still don't know what the solution to the fibre connection is. Twatty arsey cunty fuck nuggets!!!! Developer Wars - continuing Saga … a Monkey Production" A cockwomble omnishambles
It is moving forward, slowly so slight silver lining. It’s there even if you can barely see it
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"Can I rant on behalf of the chap in the cubicle next to me who seems to be dropping the world's biggest and longest duration poo? Because any second now he's going to discover that cubicle has no loo roll........"
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"Can I rant on behalf of the chap in the cubicle next to me who seems to be dropping the world's biggest and longest duration poo? Because any second now he's going to discover that cubicle has no loo roll........
Good to see your return!!"Ta. Please note my earlier rant.... Happy cunting new fucking lieing bastard year. | |||
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"Can I rant on behalf of the chap in the cubicle next to me who seems to be dropping the world's biggest and longest duration poo? Because any second now he's going to discover that cubicle has no loo roll........
Good to see your return!!
Ta.
Please note my earlier rant....
Happy cunting new fucking lieing bastard year."I did see that .. couldn't but think of the bunch of geraniums in Hitchhiker's Guide … oh no, not again | |||
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"Can I rant on behalf of the chap in the cubicle next to me who seems to be dropping the world's biggest and longest duration poo? Because any second now he's going to discover that cubicle has no loo roll........
Good to see your return!!
Ta.
Please note my earlier rant....
Happy cunting new fucking lieing bastard year.
I did see that .. couldn't but think of the bunch of geraniums in Hitchhiker's Guide … oh no, not again"Uh huh, uh huh....... wank. | |||
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"I really want to rant but I can't say what it is on here. But I feel like I'm stuck between a rock and hard wall that I keep banging my head against. Need to scream " Then I say scream a long deep guttural scream | |||
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"Sick of drs and hospitals. Sick of hurting. Sick of it all. FML." Big hug for you xx | |||
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"I really want to rant but I can't say what it is on here. But I feel like I'm stuck between a rock and hard wall that I keep banging my head against. Need to scream Then I say scream a long deep guttural scream" So tempting, will you hold my hand while I do it incase I scare myself. Or cry  | |||
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"I really want to rant but I can't say what it is on here. But I feel like I'm stuck between a rock and hard wall that I keep banging my head against. Need to scream Then I say scream a long deep guttural scream So tempting, will you hold my hand while I do it incase I scare myself. Or cry "I may even scream with you ... (see above) But willing to help  | |||
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"I really want to rant but I can't say what it is on here. But I feel like I'm stuck between a rock and hard wall that I keep banging my head against. Need to scream Then I say scream a long deep guttural scream So tempting, will you hold my hand while I do it incase I scare myself. Or cry
I may even scream with you ... (see above)
But willing to help "Read above, There's a big hill a drive away from me and good walk to the top. I've always said that if I get to the point of actually screaming that's where I'll go to do and then stare out and take in the view after of miles around. I'll drive you OK? | |||
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"I really want to rant but I can't say what it is on here. But I feel like I'm stuck between a rock and hard wall that I keep banging my head against. Need to scream Then I say scream a long deep guttural scream So tempting, will you hold my hand while I do it incase I scare myself. Or cry
I may even scream with you ... (see above)
But willing to help
Read above,
There's a big hill a drive away from me and good walk to the top. I've always said that if I get to the point of actually screaming that's where I'll go to do and then stare out and take in the view after of miles around.
I'll drive you OK? "My boots are going on as we speak | |||
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"I really want to rant but I can't say what it is on here. But I feel like I'm stuck between a rock and hard wall that I keep banging my head against. Need to scream Then I say scream a long deep guttural scream So tempting, will you hold my hand while I do it incase I scare myself. Or cry
I may even scream with you ... (see above)
But willing to help
Read above,
There's a big hill a drive away from me and good walk to the top. I've always said that if I get to the point of actually screaming that's where I'll go to do and then stare out and take in the view after of miles around.
I'll drive you OK?
My boots are going on as we speak "Good man. You do realise the hill is big and we might have no urge to scream by the time we make it to the top?! | |||
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"Aaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!! Better now, thanks" I'm bloody jealous, get out! | |||
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"Aaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!! Better now, thanks I'm bloody jealous, get out! "It’s good to let it out  | |||
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"I really want to rant but I can't say what it is on here. But I feel like I'm stuck between a rock and hard wall that I keep banging my head against. Need to scream Then I say scream a long deep guttural scream So tempting, will you hold my hand while I do it incase I scare myself. Or cry
I may even scream with you ... (see above)
But willing to help
Read above,
There's a big hill a drive away from me and good walk to the top. I've always said that if I get to the point of actually screaming that's where I'll go to do and then stare out and take in the view after of miles around.
I'll drive you OK?
My boots are going on as we speak
Good man. You do realise the hill is big and we might have no urge to scream by the time we make it to the top?! "I'm a fit monkey  | |||
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"Never lend money Even to friends cos thay still end up stabbing you in the back and ripping you off.
Rant over.
That would suggest that they aren’t friends
I wouldn’t say ‘never’ lend money but being ripped off isn’t nice
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"I really want to rant but I can't say what it is on here. But I feel like I'm stuck between a rock and hard wall that I keep banging my head against. Need to scream Then I say scream a long deep guttural scream So tempting, will you hold my hand while I do it incase I scare myself. Or cry
I may even scream with you ... (see above)
But willing to help
Read above,
There's a big hill a drive away from me and good walk to the top. I've always said that if I get to the point of actually screaming that's where I'll go to do and then stare out and take in the view after of miles around.
I'll drive you OK?
My boots are going on as we speak
Good man. You do realise the hill is big and we might have no urge to scream by the time we make it to the top?!
I'm a fit monkey "Fit enough to carry me? | |||
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"Developers Wars Previously on Developer Wars: Update, further to my rant this morning. I chased my solicitor this afternoon. She had just received an e-mail from their solicitors.... We can advise that the earliest our client can offer is 24th January, please advise what date your client would like to work towards Here's an idea … 1st November 2019 like you fucking promised in the first place!!!! I have no idea as to the reasons for this delay now as there is no one in the sales office to talk to. Absolute bunch of fucknugget cockwombling charlatans!!! I have sent a very snotty e-mail to their Managing Director, for the fat good that will do me!! Developer Wars - continuing Saga … a Monkey Production " Shower of shite Approved | |||
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"Can I rant on behalf of the chap in the cubicle next to me who seems to be dropping the world's biggest and longest duration poo? Because any second now he's going to discover that cubicle has no loo roll........" You can but it’s self inflicted for not checking Denied | |||
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"Sick of drs and hospitals. Sick of hurting. Sick of it all. FML." It can be so draining. I hope you get some relief soon Approved | |||
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"Rant 2 Sick of being called every 30 seconds so I've told the kids for the past week or so that they have completelu worn out the capital M and my name is now um. " Kids
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"When the work you do is fruitless, never ending, and insult is most certainly added to injury. #vaguebooking" That can be soul destroying Approved | |||
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"Lowered my carb intake and upped my protein. Feel so low on energy at the moment. Gym in an hour and all I want is bed pizza and beer. Reeeeeee!!!!!" It’s tough while you get used to it but you will get there Approved | |||
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"I really want to rant but I can't say what it is on here. But I feel like I'm stuck between a rock and hard wall that I keep banging my head against. Need to scream Then I say scream a long deep guttural scream So tempting, will you hold my hand while I do it incase I scare myself. Or cry
I may even scream with you ... (see above)
But willing to help
Read above,
There's a big hill a drive away from me and good walk to the top. I've always said that if I get to the point of actually screaming that's where I'll go to do and then stare out and take in the view after of miles around.
I'll drive you OK?
My boots are going on as we speak
Good man. You do realise the hill is big and we might have no urge to scream by the time we make it to the top?!
I'm a fit monkey
Fit enough to carry me? "Monkeys are stronger than they first appear | |||
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"Sick of drs and hospitals. Sick of hurting. Sick of it all. FML." So sorry that you're not in a great place st the moment xx | |||
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"Sick of drs and hospitals. Sick of hurting. Sick of it all. FML. So sorry that you're not in a great place st the moment xx" *at | |||
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"Back after a Christmas break Roll up and have a rant folks but remember Preferences Not being replied to Having to work 'I have no rants' are all frowned upon Crack on people "Ive put my kievs in the oven and ive no facking chips! | |||
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"Why the actual fuck do they have to print cooking instructions so small on food packaging? Oooh it makes me mad! Thank you, feel better now x" | |||
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"Can I rant on behalf of the chap in the cubicle next to me who seems to be dropping the world's biggest and longest duration poo? Because any second now he's going to discover that cubicle has no loo roll........ You can but it’s self inflicted for not checking Denied "I checked. That's why I was in trap 2. | |||
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