FabSwingers.com forum: I can't help wondering

By *ablo minibar123 OP Woman
over a year ago

What do the spelling and grammar police actually do when they catch up with you? I can't help imagining that they beat you to a bloody pulp with Oxford English Dictionaries.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What do the spelling and grammar police actually do when they catch up with you? I can't help imagining that they beat you to a bloody pulp with Oxford English Dictionaries."

Haha! This made me giggle!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They inbox you and get on there high horse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What do the spelling and grammar police actually do when they catch up with you? I can't help imagining that they beat you to a bloody pulp with Oxford English Dictionaries."

When I go, this is exactly how I want it to happen!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id lyk two fined owt

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By *ucky88oMan
over a year ago

london

I would be in big trouble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stamp there feet like a 3 year old and piss themselves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*their

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*their

Have you pissed yourself yet ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*their

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*their

Have you pissed yourself yet ? "

Pardon?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Straight outta hackney !

House -Ouse !

Fact

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*their

Have you pissed yourself yet ?

Pardon?"

Granted !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They inbox you and get on there high horse

Not sure I approve of giving drugs to horses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lock you in a libary an finger you until you pass a mock english exam

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Straight outta hackney !

House -Ouse !

Fact

Innit bruv

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They inbox you and get on there high horse

Not sure I approve of giving drugs to horses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Straight outta hackney !

House -Ouse !

Fact

Innit bruv

Sayin bread bin ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Born in manchestA

Speak manc

Even been told by r'kid I text manc

Hey if I get to see any type of police that be funnier

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Born in manchestA

Speak manc

Even been told by r'kid I text manc

Hey if I get to see any type of police that be funnier"

Yo sis.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Born in manchestA

Speak manc

Even been told by r'kid I text manc

Hey if I get to see any type of police that be funnier

Yo sis.

HiyA CG.

Ya know what I mean right

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

"What do the spelling and grammar police actually do when they catch up with you? I can't help imagining that they beat you to a bloody pulp with Oxford English Dictionaries."

They'll set their thesaurus on you.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Born in manchestA

Speak manc

Even been told by r'kid I text manc

Hey if I get to see any type of police that be funnier

Yo sis.

HiyA CG.

Ya know what I mean right

Of course I do. I'm a Manc too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Born in manchestA

Speak manc

Even been told by r'kid I text manc

Hey if I get to see any type of police that be funnier

Yo sis.

Shell suit ,aye aye aye loooool pmsl

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Born in manchestA

Speak manc

Even been told by r'kid I text manc

Hey if I get to see any type of police that be funnier

Yo sis.

Shell suit ,aye aye aye loooool pmsl "

. That's scousers you southern softy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Born in manchestA

Speak manc

Even been told by r'kid I text manc

Hey if I get to see any type of police that be funnier

Yo sis.

Shell suit ,aye aye aye loooool pmsl

. That's scousers you southern softy.

Anything past Watford is north

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

They were all regraded to community support officer assistants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Born in manchestA

Speak manc

Even been told by r'kid I text manc

Hey if I get to see any type of police that be funnier

Yo sis.

Shell suit ,aye aye aye loooool pmsl

. That's scousers you southern softy.

You not a scouser then ? Lmfao

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Born in manchestA

Speak manc

Even been told by r'kid I text manc

Hey if I get to see any type of police that be funnier

Yo sis.

Shell suit ,aye aye aye loooool pmsl

. That's scousers you southern softy.

You not a scouser then ? Lmfao "

Are you not from Eastbourne then?

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By *ablo minibar123 OP Woman
over a year ago

"Lock you in a libary an finger you until you pass a mock english exam"

Blimey, making a mental note to make more spelling mistakes

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By *nto My ArmsMan
over a year ago

Herts/London

The Finnish word for a pedant is pilkunnussija, which translates as 'comma fucker'.

Lovely!

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