FabSwingers.com forum: Things that do your head in

By *ensualbicock OP Man
over a year ago

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Why are stairs in the Cinema too big for one step and too small for two steps ?? You end up walking like a twat

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over a year ago

That’s why I crawl up them, and roll down them

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By *ovegames42Man
over a year ago

london

Just bloody eat adverts. Aaaaggggghhhhh

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By *arksxMan
over a year ago

Leicester / London

Why does tfl rope off broken elevators.

Elevators don't break... They just become stairs

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By *ensualbicock OP Man
over a year ago

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"Just bloody eat adverts. Aaaaggggghhhhh"

Arrgghhh does my head in too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just bloody eat adverts. Aaaaggggghhhhh

Arrgghhh does my head in too

‘Did somebody say just eaaaaat?’ No. Nobody did. Fuck off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why are stairs in the Cinema too big for one step and too small for two steps ?? You end up walking like a twat

Haha.. true!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why does tfl rope off broken elevators.

Elevators don't break... They just become stairs"

Elevators where the handrail moves at a different rate to the stairs!

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By *ensualbicock OP Man
over a year ago

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"Just bloody eat adverts. Aaaaggggghhhhh

Arrgghhh does my head in too

‘Did somebody say just eaaaaat?’ No. Nobody did. Fuck off"

yeesss

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Drama queens

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By *hitebloodcellMan
over a year ago

London

"Why does tfl rope off broken elevators.

Elevators don't break... They just become stairs"

The underlying mechanism may be broken leading to possible unsafe treads

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By *epsonWoman
over a year ago

Biddulph

Litter.

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By *uietlykinkymeWoman
over a year ago

kinky land

"Why does tfl rope off broken elevators.

Elevators don't break... They just become stairs"

Elevators become drops

Escalators are moving stairs

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Rude people and people who take ages turning . indicate half an hour before the turn then go round the bend really slowly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That people can only drive with logic when it's dry during the day. As soon as it rains or its dark there is no common sense.

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By *arksxMan
over a year ago

Leicester / London

"Why does tfl rope off broken elevators.

Elevators don't break... They just become stairs

Elevators become drops

Escalators are moving stairs

Escalotors dont break ...

I definitely used the wrong word

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why does tfl rope off broken elevators.

Elevators don't break... They just become stairs"

Escalators.

Elevators are lifts.

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

Packaging.

Middle lane hogging.

Dog clothes.

Seats in airports and train stations.

Jobsworths.

Annoying dogs on the beach when I'm gazing out to sea.

Christmas.

Tasteless tomatoes.

Noisy eating.

Tv.

Excessive use of lol

Actually, any use of lol

Oh the list is long today! definitely hormonal.

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By *ovegames42Man
over a year ago

london

"Just bloody eat adverts. Aaaaggggghhhhh

Arrgghhh does my head in too

‘Did somebody say just eaaaaat?’ No. Nobody did. Fuck off"

Pmsl

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Incontinence pad adverts that encourage women to accept incontinence as normal in order to sell their product. When the women ought to be seeking medical advice instead of forking out on the flaming things long term

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By *epsonWoman
over a year ago

Biddulph

"Incontinence pad adverts that encourage women to accept incontinence as normal in order to sell their product. When the women ought to be seeking medical advice instead of forking out on the flaming things long term"

Yep

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

Pot Noodle lids do my swede in, it's almost impossible to open them without tearing it.

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By *mberWoman
over a year ago

Preston

People who don't indicate at roundabouts.

People who have their windscreen wipers going too fast for the amount of rain

Sucking food which should be chewed

People who do 40mph regardless of the speed limit

Shop assistants who chat to each other when serving

The superlambanana

People who are walking and then just stop dead in the path and you almost bump into them

Plus everything that everyone else mentioned

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone on fab who keeps unblocking me from their profile to check mine and keep tabs on me. Ffs.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Someone on fab who keeps unblocking me from their profile to check mine and keep tabs on me. Ffs. "

Block them, then they can't

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

People who walk around the supermarket yabbering into their phones, including when they get to the checkout when dealing with the person serving them, I just think it's massively rude and usually if you can overhear the conversation it's pointless shite anyway!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The go compare adverts

Costa drive throughs

People that stand to close when talking

People that can't wash up properly.

People that dump things on every surface possible.

People that don't put things back

People on the end of the phone that need their job explained to them 300 times before actually sodding doing it

Hold music and those repeating messages from some robot about you being in a queue

I'll stop now I think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cling film. I can never find the end, it never works properly for me and it is all round just rubbish!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone on fab who keeps unblocking me from their profile to check mine and keep tabs on me. Ffs.

Block them, then they can't "

How?? They've blocked me so I can't get their profile up to do it

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"Someone on fab who keeps unblocking me from their profile to check mine and keep tabs on me. Ffs.

Block them, then they can't

How?? They've blocked me so I can't get their profile up to do it "

Do you know their name? Click on block list on the desk top site and type that in the box. Or if you have a message from them do it from that.

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By *ensualbicock OP Man
over a year ago

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Casino on the telly

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH

Holding your phone flat in front of your face and shouting at the charger port like you're on the apprentice. But ironically holding a large takeaway coffee up round your head like its a trophy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whenever I call my network provider I get connected to someone who can hardly speak English

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Incompetent so called professionals.

Lying police officers.. Twice so far in last 2 yrs.

Oh plastic wrapping that says open here or pull here.. .. No I can't I still need scissors

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone on fab who keeps unblocking me from their profile to check mine and keep tabs on me. Ffs.

Block them, then they can't

How?? They've blocked me so I can't get their profile up to do it "

Too right hand corner. Counter block the bastards.

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By *ensualbicock OP Man
over a year ago

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"Whenever I call my network provider I get connected to someone who can hardly speak English

I just turn the tables and talk the way I talk to.other scousers

They don't understand me

See how they like it

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Go to watch porn and somehow the volume on the phone has magically dialled itself up to full blast so even the neighbours can hear it. Yet someone rings me and i can’t hear the phone going and have 27 missed calls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lift thet does not stop on your floor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boris

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Go to watch porn and somehow the volume on the phone has magically dialled itself up to full blast so even the neighbours can hear it. Yet someone rings me and i can’t hear the phone going and have 27 missed calls

I’ll re send the vid sorry x

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

I’ll re send the vid sorry x "

Muffle the groaning this time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll re send the vid sorry x

Muffle the groaning this time

Sock in her mouth ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being an ex cyclist, I hate them who cycle without any proper saftey such as

Lights, helmet, hi Viz, etc.

Also when they cycle wareing dark clothing

An cycle on pavement.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

I’ll re send the vid sorry x

Muffle the groaning this time

Sock in her mouth ? "

So long as it’s clean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll re send the vid sorry x

Muffle the groaning this time

Sock in her mouth ?

So long as it’s clean

Puts wank sock back on shelf !

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Talking of the problems of navigating cinema stairs; When the lights go out the teeny weeny little LED’s on them are not nearly adequate enough to prevent one falling arse over head when trying to see to walk down them.

I’ve seen so many folk toppling over whilst going out for a wee and in fact once fell down on them myself to.

Mind you, my awesome stair falling stunt was probably the highlight of that particular night as the film itself was utter crap

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By *tressfreeMan
over a year ago

Northampton

People who won't get over into the turn right box

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By *VxrMan
over a year ago

Newton le Willows

"Being an ex cyclist, I hate them who cycle without any proper saftey such as

Lights, helmet, hi Viz, etc.

Also when they cycle wareing dark clothing

An cycle on pavement.

And with headphones in too, so dangerous I don’t think they realise.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wankers that don't use indicators!

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By *tressfreeMan
over a year ago

Northampton

"Wankers that don't use indicators!"

Especially if I'm turning right and they don't indicate that left turn as they approach from my right !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lovely women who have fabbed a pic of mine, and too old to pm them to say thank you!!!

Yes you Luna! Lol xx

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By *tressfreeMan
over a year ago

Northampton

Lovely women who have fabbed a pic of mine, and too old to pm them to say thank you!!!

Yes you Luna! Lol xx"

I get that!

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

Sinusitis, I get it often and it's bloody painful! I'm on another lot of antibiotics and an even stronger steroid spray now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sinusitis, I get it often and it's bloody painful! I'm on another lot of antibiotics and an even stronger steroid spray now

I have had this all over christake and still have it now

get well soon lovely, it's rough xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When people talk to you all the way through a song that you really love

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"When people talk to you all the way through a song that you really love

Or try whistling to it and not even in stnc.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Sync even.

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"Sinusitis, I get it often and it's bloody painful! I'm on another lot of antibiotics and an even stronger steroid spray now

I have had this all over christake and still have it now

get well soon lovely, it's rough xxx"

I have it at least 5 times a year, this time it's particularly bad though

I hope you get well soon too, it's vile.

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By *attb179Man
over a year ago

London

People who stop their car in the middle of the road to drop off when they could have pulled over.

VGA plugs are always the wrong way round

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By *iss LovelyWoman
over a year ago

Here and There

Cyclists that refuse the use the cycle lane

People who drive significant under the speed limit

Sue Perkins

The woman who delivers parcels in my area and leaves my gate open every time

My knobhead neighbour who is currently sat with his car engine running despite it being 2:30 in the morning. He’s been out there a good half hour.

No other knobhead neighbour who parks his car across the front of my house so I can’t get in, despite there being more than enough room outside his own

People who are always on their phones

People who give you attitude when you expect them to do their job

Going to have to stop now, can feel my blood pressure rising!

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By *attb179Man
over a year ago

London

Was gonna say, take a deep breath

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By *tressfreeMan
over a year ago

Northampton

Parking on the path so no one can get past!

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By *ire_thornMan
over a year ago

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People that wait til the last minute to merge when they had ample warning the lane was going to drop off... Or people that dont use a turn signal...

Bad drivers in general..

I wanna take this 80,000 pound behemoth and remove their stupid arse from the gene pool.. But instead i wave and blow kisses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Those on here that measure the dingle danglers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pissing contests and peacocking. This is why I don't stay in kik groups for long, too much bravado and also too many days of the week were the women in the group request dick pics. It's kinda weird, a girls profile might say she doesnt want to be sent dick pics then she joins kik and it's all she can think about

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

Wankspangles who hold their phone in their left hand up to their right ear and vice versa.

Fucknuggets who only have their Daytime Running Lights on in the dark so the arse end of their car is unlit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OMG yes!

Aaaaaan the women look so young. They are even advertising post labour incontinence ffs.

It is not normal. The only time it's normal (and you can still do something about it) is once you reach menopause. It is due to drop of oestrogen on the bladder/urethral sphincter. Tightening the pelvic floor muscles can help.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Incompetent so called professionals.

Lying police officers.. Twice so far in last 2 yrs.

Oh plastic wrapping that says open here or pull here.. .. No I can't I still need scissors"

Yes definitely the first on your list.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So many things too many to count

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By *hampagne_Supernova_91Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Those on here that measure the dingle danglers"

Dingle Danglers. Caught me off guard, laughed and inhaled my brew

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Those on here that measure the dingle danglers"

What about those who push in their public mound to make dick look bigger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

adverts ..anywhere....i hate adverts..i have a mantra ...if there is an advert for it ,i dont need it.

people that stop walking once they get on an escalator..that drives me mental...

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

When you see blokes who lack the follicles to grow a proper beard, yet they still cut around with a patchy chinstrap of straggly whispy face pubes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spat my tea out no u didnt

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By *uffnsmovCouple
over a year ago

Leeds/Wakefield

"Packaging.

Middle lane hogging.

Dog clothes.

Seats in airports and train stations.

Jobsworths.

Annoying dogs on the beach when I'm gazing out to sea.

Christmas.

Tasteless tomatoes.

Noisy eating.

Tv.

Excessive use of lol

Actually, any use of lol

Oh the list is long today! definitely hormonal.

LOL

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By *uffnsmovCouple
over a year ago

Leeds/Wakefield

"People that wait til the last minute to merge when they had ample warning the lane was going to drop off... Or people that dont use a turn signal...

Bad drivers in general..

I wanna take this 80,000 pound behemoth and remove their stupid arse from the gene pool.. But instead i wave and blow kisses"

That's not merge in turn then. Is it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Baby shark.

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand

"Just bloody eat adverts. Aaaaggggghhhhh

Arrgghhh does my head in too

‘Did somebody say just eaaaaat?’ No. Nobody did. Fuck off"

Agreed!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just bloody eat adverts. Aaaaggggghhhhh"

Those Deliveroo ads were worse,until they were removed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The inside of potnoodle lids and those wee positive messages. Your a fookin snack,dont be tryin to give me life advice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Single gents being charged more for their ticket to a group social, why cant everyone pay the same price?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People that squeeze past me or push me out of the way, in supermarkets etc

Go round the other fucking way!!!

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

Jess Glynnes music, especially when I'm sat on a Jet2 flight waiting to taxi and they're playing her on repeat.

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By *ottielayWoman
over a year ago

by the bay

The local radio station they keep putting on at work

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

Inconsiderate idiots who make phone calls in their cars using Bluetooth so you can hear their conversations gone midnight! I don't want to hear your flipping domestic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you go to Greggs and there's no tandoori baguette for the meal deal

When you go to kfc and they have no cookies

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By *ensualbicock OP Man
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Bumping a thread

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By *BWBI2019Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

People loitering in the kitchen while I'm trying to cook, infuriates me!

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By *BWBI2019Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"When you go to Greggs and there's no tandoori baguette for the meal deal

When you go to kfc and they have no cookies "

Chicken and Bacon club all the way my friend.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Cling film. I can never find the end, it never works properly for me and it is all round just rubbish!"

With you on that one!

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

The absolutely utter disgraceful spelling and grammar mistakes here

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

Self service checkouts. They tell you to take your own bag and then the machine says you’ve put the wrong thing on the scale because it doesn’t know how much the empty bag weighs. Does my swede in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Neilsen doors that have a handle on them when the door is made to be pushed.

Ridiculously noisy cars and bikes that usually have L plates on them.

Eggs that don't peel easy.

Bad coffee.

Selfies!!!??

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By *ustyLeRouxWoman
over a year ago

Brecon

"Baby shark.

Yes. So so annoying.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

People

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By *xTwo4FunTimesxXCouple
over a year ago

chester

Folks who insist on using their front fog lights when driving in the dark! You arent a bloody rally driver!

Folks who use "are" instead of "our" on here

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

People who take ages to set off when the traffic lights go green!

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By *iger4uWoman
over a year ago

In my happy place

People who drive with only one headlight bulb working.

So annoying...

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By *iger4uWoman
over a year ago

In my happy place

"adverts ..anywhere....i hate adverts..i have a mantra ...if there is an advert for it ,i dont need it.

people that stop walking once they get on an escalator..that drives me mental..."

Not everyone can climb them... Reduced mobility

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By *tormXCouple
over a year ago

somewhere nr you!

The little peel back lid under the ketchup lid

Noisy eaters

People who knock their fork or spoon on their teeth!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Drama queens "

Ooooh my God!

I soooooo cant believe you said that.

I am feeling soooooo hurt.

NOTICE ME

*sniff*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"adverts ..anywhere....i hate adverts..i have a mantra ...if there is an advert for it ,i dont need it.

people that stop walking once they get on an escalator..that drives me mental..."

People that stop as soon as they get OFF the elevator

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