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By *oodnitegirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

“I AM a whore. Find something else to fight about.”

- Courtesan, Nell Gwynne, to her coachman, who was fighting a man for calling her a whore.

Hit me with some gems

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's nice to be nice but its nicer to be naughty

By me ..Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They hate us cause they anus - James Franco and Seth Rogan

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Einstein has a couple of my favourites:

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.

And

If you can't explain something to a 6 year old, you don't understand it yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fiofo

Fit in or fuck off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness, that most frightens us. Your playing small does not serve the world. There is nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people won't feel insecure around you. We are all meant to shine as children do. It's not just in some of us; it is in everyone. And as we let our own lights shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same. As we are liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others.

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By *avenTinaCouple
over a year ago

Southport

One I frequently use 'if your looking for sympathy it's in the dictionary between shit and syphilis'

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By *uietlykinkymeWoman
over a year ago

kinky land

Mine is 'Come to the edge'

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By *adetMan
over a year ago

South of Ipswich


"Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness, that most frightens us. Your playing small does not serve the world. There is nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people won't feel insecure around you. We are all meant to shine as children do. It's not just in some of us; it is in everyone. And as we let our own lights shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same. As we are liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others."

Love this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I will break you"

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

"I never had any friends later on like the ones I had when I was twelve. Jesus, does anyone?"

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By *adetMan
over a year ago

South of Ipswich

"This too will pass"

"I was taught these words by my grandmother as a phrase that is to be used at all times in your life. When things are spectacularly dreadful; when things are absolutely appalling; when everything is superb and wonderful and marvellous and happy – say these four words to yourself.

They will give you a sense of perspective and help you also to make the most of what is good and be stoical about what is bad.

This too will pass

Claire Rayner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Keep the change you filthy animal"

"I'm not your friend buddy,

I'm not your buddy guy,

I'm not your guy friend"

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

I don't like sand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like this one from coach gregg when you reached your calorie limit "put down your damn fork" lol.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

60% of the time if works every time - Brian Fantana

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By *ealArtfulDodgerMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

Stop ya grinnin and drop your linen... Aliens 1986.

Used it quite a few times myself. It kind of fits many a scenario fab and clubs included

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tits up big baz

Avin it large eyeball paul!!!!!

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By *nB23Man
over a year ago

London

Come to the dark side

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By *adetMan
over a year ago

South of Ipswich

The coatcheck girl to Mae West when she saw the size of her diamond ring

"Goodness! What an enormous diamond"

Mae West "Goodness had nothing to do with it"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘If it is to be, it is up to me’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fort Minor - "This is 10% luck, 20% skill, 15% concentrated power of will. 5% pleasure and 50% pain, but 100% reason to remember the name."

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By *uHorny1Man
over a year ago

Cannock

During the Gulf War, General Norman Schwartzkopf spoke a lot about involvement and commitment. A journalist asked him to explain the difference.

He said think about a breakfast of bacon and eggs.

"The chicken is involved, but the pig is committed..."

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By *ecky and justCouple
over a year ago

Godalming

I have one that is an all time favourite but you’ll have to wait until it’s tattooed on my shoulder first..

There is this couple from Cyrano De Bergerac that have stuck with me for years, can’t divulge how they were delivered;

“As you take my heart, please leave me yours as to live without heart is impossible”

“If kisses could be written, you would read my letters with your lips..”

J

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By *ecky and justCouple
over a year ago

Godalming


"During the Gulf War, General Norman Schwartzkopf spoke a lot about involvement and commitment. A journalist asked him to explain the difference.

He said think about a breakfast of bacon and eggs.

"The chicken is involved, but the pig is committed...""

That’s very good.

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By *ealArtfulDodgerMan
over a year ago

Newcastle


"Fort Minor - "This is 10% luck, 20% skill, 15% concentrated power of will. 5% pleasure and 50% pain, but 100% reason to remember the name.""

That is one hell of a tune fella... He ain't talking about himself tho is he...!

He's actually talking about Eminem...!

Rap God, Slim Shady, Rabbit, Stan aka Marshall Mathers...

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By *ficouldMan
over a year ago

a quandary, could you change my mind?

Making hundreds of friends is not a miracle. The miracle is making a single friend who will stand by your side even when hundreds are against you.

Sometimes you put up walls not to keep people out, but to see who cares enough to brake them down.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Be happy like a child for no reason, because if you have a reason to be happy. That reason can be taken from you.”

Deepak Chopra

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What Fucking iceberg?" The Captain of the Titanic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘If all else fails, try Wales..’

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