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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Watch out ladies apparently one in 10 single men would rather have an iPad 3 than a new partner, according to a poll.

The research found that 11% of bachelors would rather own the popular Apple gadget than gain a new love interest.

And 3% said they would happily leave a current partner if they were rewarded with the tablet device, the poll of 600 people by online casino RoxyPalace.

So flat and smooth is catching up with big tits on the popularity front!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doesn't have a sexy arse though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't want one, Ladies are my kind of getting hard-ware

Wolf

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley

But was it the highest memory iPad thou, it does make a difference for some.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"the poll of 600 people by online casino RoxyPalace."

Out of a population of 66 million? Conclusive proof indeed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"But was it the highest memory iPad thou, it does make a difference for some. "

They'd best bring out a virtual girlfriend app for the poor sods then

Wolf

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley


"But was it the highest memory iPad thou, it does make a difference for some.

They'd best bring out a virtual girlfriend app for the poor sods then

Wolf

"

Porn app more like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most women who have tried iPads prefer Liletts...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"But was it the highest memory iPad thou, it does make a difference for some. "

It doesn't say! I presumed a 32gb wifi version would have been enough.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"But was it the highest memory iPad thou, it does make a difference for some.

They'd best bring out a virtual girlfriend app for the poor sods then

Wolf

"

Or a bigger earphone socket!

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

after playing with them all night,can the ipad make you a bacon butty,and a coffee,in the morning,hmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"the poll of 600 people by online casino RoxyPalace.

Out of a population of 66 million? Conclusive proof indeed! "

But there aren't 66 million in the UK!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Most women who have tried iPads prefer Liletts..."

Damn right - those so-called i-pads don't soak up diddly squat!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dont know about that like! i lacerated my foreskin when i tried to fuck my i-pad!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"after playing with them all night,can the ipad make you a bacon butty,and a coffee,in the morning,hmmmmm "
yeah...just download the app!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"after playing with them all night,can the ipad make you a bacon butty,and a coffee,in the morning,hmmmmm "

No but it won't scream at you to get your arse out of bed to put the bins out or complain about sleeping in the wet patch.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"dont know about that like! i lacerated my foreskin when i tried to fuck my i-pad! "

Classic

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"the poll of 600 people by online casino RoxyPalace.

Out of a population of 66 million? Conclusive proof indeed!

But there aren't 66 million in the UK! "

Whoops, you're right. 63 million then, give or take.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"the poll of 600 people by online casino RoxyPalace.

Out of a population of 66 million? Conclusive proof indeed!

But there aren't 66 million in the UK!

Whoops, you're right. 63 million then, give or take."

But there aren't 63 million either!

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By *amBiUKMan
over a year ago

Plymouth

iPad can't suck ya dick !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"iPad can't suck ya dick ! "

Apple are working on it I'll bet.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"the poll of 600 people by online casino RoxyPalace.

Out of a population of 66 million? Conclusive proof indeed!

But there aren't 66 million in the UK!

Whoops, you're right. 63 million then, give or take.

But there aren't 63 million either! "

What are you on about then?

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By *ntelligent Gent.Man
over a year ago

.....

But an ipad........lol actually don't rate them

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"the poll of 600 people by online casino RoxyPalace.

Out of a population of 66 million? Conclusive proof indeed!

But there aren't 66 million in the UK!

Whoops, you're right. 63 million then, give or take.

But there aren't 63 million either!

What are you on about then?"
I was on about a poll that was done. People in the UK well there are about 64 mill but only a third of them are adult males between 16 and 70. My ipad told me that!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"But an ipad........lol actually don't rate them "

Your a fanny man then!

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Forum Mod
over a year ago

Right everyone stand up we need a head count to get the figures right

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"the poll of 600 people by online casino RoxyPalace.

Out of a population of 66 million? Conclusive proof indeed!

But there aren't 66 million in the UK!

Whoops, you're right. 63 million then, give or take.

But there aren't 63 million either!

What are you on about then? I was on about a poll that was done. People in the UK well there are about 64 mill but only a third of them are adult males between 16 and 70. My ipad told me that! "

You posted that the poll was 600 people, not 600 men between 16 and 70.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"the poll of 600 people by online casino RoxyPalace.

Out of a population of 66 million? Conclusive proof indeed!

But there aren't 66 million in the UK!

Whoops, you're right. 63 million then, give or take.

But there aren't 63 million either!

What are you on about then? I was on about a poll that was done. People in the UK well there are about 64 mill but only a third of them are adult males between 16 and 70. My ipad told me that!

You posted that the poll was 600 people, not 600 men between 16 and 70. "

It was a pole of 600 people i stated that but you were quoting population figures for what reason i dont really grasp on a fun thread. I was correcting you pointing out if you are going to quote numbers its better to have the right numbers!

I don't know if its gone over your head but its not really a serious thread so no need for . I just found it amusing no crime in that surely.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Right everyone stand up we need a head count to get the figures right "

Which head are we superposed to present?

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago


"Right everyone stand up we need a head count to get the figures right

Which head are we superposed to present? "

well you could count as 2 if you want to fiddle the numbers and give us an eyeful at the same time

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Right everyone stand up we need a head count to get the figures right

Which head are we superposed to present?

well you could count as 2 if you want to fiddle the numbers and give us an eyeful at the same time "

Naaa i would rather fiddle with other things than numbers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right everyone stand up we need a head count to get the figures right

Which head are we superposed to present?

well you could count as 2 if you want to fiddle the numbers and give us an eyeful at the same time

Naaa i would rather fiddle with other things than numbers! "

well make sure its not ur i-pad m8! 22 stitches and catheter tube!! lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Right everyone stand up we need a head count to get the figures right

Which head are we superposed to present?

well you could count as 2 if you want to fiddle the numbers and give us an eyeful at the same time

Naaa i would rather fiddle with other things than numbers!

well make sure its not ur i-pad m8! 22 stitches and catheter tube!! lol"

He he he it scares me just thinking about it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *umourCouple
over a year ago

Rushden

I wouldn't want to swap anything I have for any i-thingy! If I had an i-pad and tried to fuck it, I'll bet you Apple have made it necessary to take it to the Apple shop to get the spunk out of it! I mean, how embarassing!

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"after playing with them all night,can the ipad make you a bacon butty,and a coffee,in the morning,hmmmmm yeah...just download the app! "

if they ever make an app for that,and one that give's you a gammy.

mrs saucy's going under that patio,she loves so much.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i knew i should have unplugged the charger first!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I wouldn't want to swap anything I have for any i-thingy! If I had an i-pad and tried to fuck it, I'll bet you Apple have made it necessary to take it to the Apple shop to get the spunk out of it! I mean, how embarassing! "

You would need a pretty good explanation for it leaking white fluid

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

So the 1 in ten guys that would rather have an ipod3 than a female, are they the same 1 in ten that have fake profiles and pretend to be females/couples?

Just makes it easier for them lol.

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By *umourCouple
over a year ago

Rushden


"I wouldn't want to swap anything I have for any i-thingy! If I had an i-pad and tried to fuck it, I'll bet you Apple have made it necessary to take it to the Apple shop to get the spunk out of it! I mean, how embarassing!

You would need a pretty good explanation for it leaking white fluid "

Actually, I thought afterwards, I shouldn't even be thinking about shaggin an i-pad!!

I wonder if I could put it in the dishwasher along with my old USB keyboard? (Yes, I do clean my old keyboard in the dishwasher on a medium cycle, top shelf! )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and now women can prefere an iphone to a man as you can now get a lovely vibrator-app (37 different vibrator settings and programs) for your mobile! Emergency frustration? Why make a phone call when you can just use your phone hah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would rather have the fanny myself! I may consider the Asus Transformer Prime though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

be interesting to know where this research was conducted

i am thinking either :

a) a star wars convention

b) a dr. who convention

c) a comic shop

d) an apple store

e) an adult lego convention

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"be interesting to know where this research was conducted

i am thinking either :

a) a star wars convention

b) a dr. who convention

c) a comic shop

d) an apple store

e) an adult lego convention "

It was conducted outside some sauna club!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm all fingers and thumbs with both

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

can you insert an ipad up someones rectum?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"can you insert an ipad up someones rectum? "

ye, piece by piece!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"can you insert an ipad up someones rectum?

ye, piece by piece! "
no the whole fecking thing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"can you insert an ipad up someones rectum?

ye, piece by piece! no the whole fecking thing! "

lol,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Watch out ladies apparently one in 10 single men would rather have an iPad 3 than a new partner, according to a poll.

The research found that 11% of bachelors would rather own the popular Apple gadget than gain a new love interest.

And 3% said they would happily leave a current partner if they were rewarded with the tablet device, the poll of 600 people by online casino RoxyPalace.

So flat and smooth is catching up with big tits on the popularity front!

"

Won't be very popular really amongst men with a penchant for live porn though as Apples don't support flash so can't be used to view cams

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Watch out ladies apparently one in 10 single men would rather have an iPad 3 than a new partner, according to a poll.

The research found that 11% of bachelors would rather own the popular Apple gadget than gain a new love interest.

And 3% said they would happily leave a current partner if they were rewarded with the tablet device, the poll of 600 people by online casino RoxyPalace.

So flat and smooth is catching up with big tits on the popularity front!

Won't be very popular really amongst men with a penchant for live porn though as Apples don't support flash so can't be used to view cams "
Exactly what i meant...ishite!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have to admit, the iPad 3 is one sexy piece of kit !!!

However I have my iPad 2 and I just couldnt cheat on it

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"the poll of 600 people by online casino RoxyPalace.

Out of a population of 66 million? Conclusive proof indeed!

But there aren't 66 million in the UK!

Whoops, you're right. 63 million then, give or take.

But there aren't 63 million either!

What are you on about then?"

Let's just wait until the census results are out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"the poll of 600 people by online casino RoxyPalace.

Out of a population of 66 million? Conclusive proof indeed!

But there aren't 66 million in the UK!

Whoops, you're right. 63 million then, give or take.

But there aren't 63 million either!

What are you on about then?

Let's just wait until the census results are out."

It never gets everyone there will always be illegals under the radar.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"the poll of 600 people by online casino RoxyPalace.

Out of a population of 66 million? Conclusive proof indeed!

But there aren't 66 million in the UK!

Whoops, you're right. 63 million then, give or take.

But there aren't 63 million either!

What are you on about then?

Let's just wait until the census results are out.

It never gets everyone there will always be illegals under the radar. "

Doesn't matter, They most likely can't afford iPads anyway.

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