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By *apiens OP Woman
over a year ago

glasgow

I’ve just been sent the following as a first contact:

“Do u want masturbate now“

What’s the worst introductory message you’ve received recently?

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over a year ago

"I’ve just been sent the following as a first contact:

“Do u want masturbate now“

What’s the worst introductory message you’ve received recently?"

Last night ... message from a guy 150 miles away "want meet now?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll give you the funniest, within the last few days I had a guy send me: "I know you dont smoke beef, I know dis, but imma feed you mine today Craig(Zipper)". I laughed so hard at this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve just been sent the following as a first contact:

“Do u want masturbate now“

What’s the worst introductory message you’ve received recently?

Last night ... message from a guy 150 miles away "want meet now?""

And this morning from a 1 day old profile, which states specifically "only interested in women" offering a naked cuddle. A naked TV is a man surely?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

This morning - 'bang my wife in the arse and leave'.

And they say romance is dead.

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By *apiens OP Woman
over a year ago

glasgow

"I'll give you the funniest, within the last few days I had a guy send me: "I know you dont smoke beef, I know dis, but imma feed you mine today Craig(Zipper)". I laughed so hard at this

That is quite something

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