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"I'm in as long as we don't pick up Princess Peach on the way please "welcome aboard Prince......Why cant we pick up Princess Peach?! What are you bringing on the bus with you? | |||
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welcome aboard Prince......Why cant we pick up Princess Peach?!
What are you bringing on the bus with you?"Its nothing personal towards her, shes just an absolute bell end of a woman. If you met her you'd know. I'm bringing Jaffa Cakes | |||
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"I'm in as long as we don't pick up Princess Peach on the way please
welcome aboard Prince......Why cant we pick up Princess Peach?!
What are you bringing on the bus with you?
Its nothing personal towards her, shes just an absolute bell end of a woman. If you met her you'd know.
I'm bringing Jaffa Cakes "This is his forum equivalent of pig-tail pulling. I know his game. P | |||
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"I'm in as long as we don't pick up Princess Peach on the way please
welcome aboard Prince......Why cant we pick up Princess Peach?!
What are you bringing on the bus with you?
Its nothing personal towards her, shes just an absolute bell end of a woman. If you met her you'd know.
I'm bringing Jaffa Cakes
This is his forum equivalent of pig-tail pulling.
I know his game.
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"I'm in as long as we don't pick up Princess Peach on the way please
welcome aboard Prince......Why cant we pick up Princess Peach?!
What are you bringing on the bus with you?
Its nothing personal towards her, shes just an absolute bell end of a woman. If you met her you'd know.
I'm bringing Jaffa Cakes
This is his forum equivalent of pig-tail pulling.
I know his game.
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I would say pig is the right word to to use "
I know you wanna spitroast me. Oink oink.
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"Im in always love a good mystery tour ill bring a video camera to record the whole trip "welcome aboard Moreno.....I hope it will be a trip to remember!... Were just leaving London Victoria now.... | |||
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"Good afternoon and welcome to the first Fab mystery bus tour of the year.... who would like to join me and what will you bring on board? we will be traveling all over the UK until we reach our final mystery destination.... "Cor, I don't know how long ago it was, but I was the first conductor of the touring bus. | |||
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"I'm in as long as we don't pick up Princess Peach on the way please
welcome aboard Prince......Why cant we pick up Princess Peach?!
What are you bringing on the bus with you?
Its nothing personal towards her, shes just an absolute bell end of a woman. If you met her you'd know.
I'm bringing Jaffa Cakes "Everyone is welcome on the fab mystery bus and look forward to eating some of your Jaffa cakes!... | |||
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"Oh go on then. I’ll bring the good mood "Welcome aboard incandescent...A good mood will help make the trip a great one.... | |||
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"Chicken nuggets " welcome aboard little miss...I hope its a large potion of chicken nuggets as I havent had my lunch yet!.... | |||
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"I know you lot. I've got the first aid kit, bottled water, lube and condoms. " welcome aboard _naswingdress....we are now heading up North so should be in Manchester soon... That is an excellent list of items to bring on the bus! | |||
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"Good afternoon and welcome to the first Fab mystery bus tour of the year.... who would like to join me and what will you bring on board? we will be traveling all over the UK until we reach our final mystery destination....
Cor, I don't know how long ago it was, but I was the first conductor of the touring bus. "Any advice or tips to help me will be greatly appreciated!... | |||
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"Wwwooohhhhoooo road trip "I'll try not to get any speeding tickets! | |||
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"Swing by Northampton please my good man "Welcome aboard Northants...we will be passing by Northampton soon... Do you have any of those hob nobs left from last night?! | |||
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"Can I get on please xx"welcome aboard Kat....What are you bringing on the bus with you?....x | |||
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"I'm in as long as we don't pick up Princess Peach on the way please
welcome aboard Prince......Why cant we pick up Princess Peach?!
What are you bringing on the bus with you?
Its nothing personal towards her, shes just an absolute bell end of a woman. If you met her you'd know.
I'm bringing Jaffa Cakes
Everyone is welcome on the fab mystery bus and look forward to eating some of your Jaffa cakes!..."Sorry but if Peach is there, I'll take my Jaffa Cakes and leave | |||
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"Swing by Northampton please my good man
Welcome aboard Northants...we will be passing by Northampton soon...
Do you have any of those hob nobs left from last night?!"If I said yes you would know it's a lie, and I don't want to lie to you
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"Wwwooohhhhoooo road trip
I'll try not to get any speeding tickets!"If you do im sure we can all take the hit share it out | |||
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"Can I get on please xx
welcome aboard Kat....What are you bringing on the bus with you?....x"Proper straws xx | |||
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"Thumbs out and mixtape waiting. "welcome aboard innocenttimes....were just passing by Bedford now....We could do with some music on the bus!... | |||
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"Could you pick me up in Scotland. I will bring haggis and irn bru." welcome aboard bluebell....we will be heading up to Scotland after we reach Manchester.... Some Haggis and irn bru will be most welcome on the bus..... | |||
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"I’ll run the raffle... " welcome aboard Nik....A raffle is a great idea...what will the first prize be?.... | |||
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"The fabsical mystery tour is coming to take me away...." welcome aboard _otsossie....I promise we will be gentle with you!.... | |||
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"Thumbs out and mixtape waiting.
welcome aboard innocenttimes....were just passing by Bedford now....We could do with some music on the bus!... "First track..... Violet - Sea Girls Let’s go  | |||
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"I'm in, I have brought kazoos for everyone!" Kazoos not proving popular? | |||
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"Swing by Northampton please my good man
Welcome aboard Northants...we will be passing by Northampton soon...
Do you have any of those hob nobs left from last night?!
If I said yes you would know it's a lie, and I don't want to lie to you
I'll bring my dazzling personality"Thats good enough for me!... | |||
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"I'm in, I have brought kazoos for everyone!" Welcome aboard Jennie....I had to look up what are Kazoos on google!... | |||
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"Swing by Northampton please my good man
Welcome aboard Northants...we will be passing by Northampton soon...
Do you have any of those hob nobs left from last night?!
If I said yes you would know it's a lie, and I don't want to lie to you
I'll bring my dazzling personality
Thats good enough for me!..."Give me 3 rings when you're near so I can get ready | |||
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"I'll bring free batteries.. Yes they are batteries in my pocket but it doesn't mean I'm not glad to see you "welcome aboard Red......Batteries are always very useful on the fab mystery bus! | |||
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"Can I get on please xx
welcome aboard Kat....What are you bringing on the bus with you?....x
Proper straws xx"Sounds good...I really don't like those paper ones x | |||
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"On your way up Ash, can you pass through Nottingham and pick me and Jo up please? I’m going straight for the back seat though so I hope there is space...
D."Welcome aboard D and Jo.....I'll save a seat for you at the back of the bus....What are you bringing on board with you?... | |||
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"Swing by Northampton please my good man
Welcome aboard Northants...we will be passing by Northampton soon...
Do you have any of those hob nobs left from last night?!
If I said yes you would know it's a lie, and I don't want to lie to you
I'll bring my dazzling personality
Thats good enough for me!...
Give me 3 rings when you're near so I can get ready "were very close by now so hurry up and get ready quick!.... | |||
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"I'm in, I have brought kazoos for everyone! Welcome aboard Jennie....I had to look up what are Kazoos on google!... " | |||
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"I’ll run the raffle... welcome aboard Nik....A raffle is a great idea...what will the first prize be?...." A night of luxury for 2 at all of our stop offs | |||
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"Swing by Northampton please my good man
Welcome aboard Northants...we will be passing by Northampton soon...
Do you have any of those hob nobs left from last night?!
If I said yes you would know it's a lie, and I don't want to lie to you
I'll bring my dazzling personality
Thats good enough for me!...
Give me 3 rings when you're near so I can get ready
were very close by now so hurry up and get ready quick!...."Ahhhh! But I need to _edo my avatar | |||
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"I’ll run the raffle... welcome aboard Nik....A raffle is a great idea...what will the first prize be?.... A night of luxury for 2 at all of our stop offs" Can i have 5 tickets please! | |||
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"Can I get on please xx
welcome aboard Kat....What are you bringing on the bus with you?....x
Proper straws xx
Sounds good...I really don't like those paper ones x"Nor me but Lorna might have a treat for you xx | |||
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"I’ll run the raffle... welcome aboard Nik....A raffle is a great idea...what will the first prize be?.... A night of luxury for 2 at all of our stop offs Can i have 5 tickets please!" Ill take 5 as well please | |||
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"On your way up Ash, can you pass through Nottingham and pick me and Jo up please? I’m going straight for the back seat though so I hope there is space...
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Welcome aboard D and Jo.....I'll save a seat for you at the back of the bus....What are you bringing on board with you?..."We have to bring something? Jo has got the double ended dildo with her will that do? 
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"Swing by Northampton please my good man
Welcome aboard Northants...we will be passing by Northampton soon...
Do you have any of those hob nobs left from last night?!
If I said yes you would know it's a lie, and I don't want to lie to you
I'll bring my dazzling personality
Thats good enough for me!...
Give me 3 rings when you're near so I can get ready
were very close by now so hurry up and get ready quick!....
Ahhhh! But I need to _edo my avatar "we can always help you _edo it on the bus! | |||
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"Can I get on please xx
welcome aboard Kat....What are you bringing on the bus with you?....x
Proper straws xx
Sounds good...I really don't like those paper ones x
Nor me but Lorna might have a treat for you xx"yay!...I love Lornas treats!.....x | |||
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"On your way up Ash, can you pass through Nottingham and pick me and Jo up please? I’m going straight for the back seat though so I hope there is space...
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Welcome aboard D and Jo.....I'll save a seat for you at the back of the bus....What are you bringing on board with you?...
We have to bring something? Jo has got the double ended dildo with her will that do?
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"We'll come, we'll bring the sarcasm "Welcome aboard Mr and Mrs....A bus journey wouldn't be complete without a bit of sarcasm on the way!..... | |||
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"Can you stop by the North East coast please. I'm bringing my massage couch, some nice oils, my guitar and would any one like me to get them some fish n chips to bring aboard? " Ill go for some fish and chips please as a thank you ill use your oils and give you a nice massage x | |||
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"Let me on board, I have chocolate hob nobs!" welcome aboard Welshguy?.....Chocolate hob nobs?.......were now heading to Wales!.... | |||
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"Can I get on please xx
welcome aboard Kat....What are you bringing on the bus with you?....x
Proper straws xx
Sounds good...I really don't like those paper ones x
Nor me but Lorna might have a treat for you xx
yay!...I love Lornas treats!.....x" | |||
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"Can you stop by the North East coast please. I'm bringing my massage couch, some nice oils, my guitar and would any one like me to get them some fish n chips to bring aboard? " welcome aboard Freya......we will head off to the North East next...It would be lovely to have some fish and chips on the bus....I could do with a massage after all this driving is over!.... | |||
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"Can you stop by the North East coast please. I'm bringing my massage couch, some nice oils, my guitar and would any one like me to get them some fish n chips to bring aboard? " A guitar? We can all accompany you on the kazoos! | |||
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"I'm only coming if there is lots of coffee! " Welcome aboard my love.....We have a coffee maker and lots of churros on board x | |||
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"I'm in as long as we don't pick up Princess Peach on the way please "How terribly rude. I'm in if there are no peaches. | |||
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"I'm only coming if there is lots of coffee! Welcome aboard my love.....We have a coffee maker and lots of churros on board x" Then you best come and get me. | |||
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"I'll bring a portable speaker and music "Welcome aboard MrJ.......we have a dance floor at the back of the bus so look forward to hearing some more tunes..... | |||
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"I'm only coming if there is lots of coffee! Welcome aboard my love.....We have a coffee maker and lots of churros on board x Then you best come and get me. "were now heading back down to Southampton!...... | |||
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"I'm only coming if there is lots of coffee! Welcome aboard my love.....We have a coffee maker and lots of churros on board x Then you best come and get me.
were now heading back down to Southampton!...... "Thank you, no stopping on the way. | |||
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"I'm only coming if there is lots of coffee! Welcome aboard my love.....We have a coffee maker and lots of churros on board x Then you best come and get me.
were now heading back down to Southampton!...... "Can we have a short stopover in Southampton so I can visit my mum? She might bake us a cake! | |||
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"I'm in as long as we don't pick up Princess Peach on the way please
How terribly rude. I'm in if there are no peaches."welcome aboard Miss Honey...what will you bring on the bus with you?..... | |||
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"I'm only coming if there is lots of coffee! Welcome aboard my love.....We have a coffee maker and lots of churros on board x Then you best come and get me.
were now heading back down to Southampton!......
Can we have a short stopover in Southampton so I can visit my mum? She might bake us a cake!"Oh if cake is involved absolutely. | |||
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"I'm only coming if there is lots of coffee! Welcome aboard my love.....We have a coffee maker and lots of churros on board x Then you best come and get me.
were now heading back down to Southampton!......
Can we have a short stopover in Southampton so I can visit my mum? She might bake us a cake!
Oh if cake is involved absolutely. "I’m requesting lemon drizzle please xxxx | |||
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"If I make a quick boat trip to Wales can we join in, we will bring alcohol dad dancing, singing and even dirty dancing "welcome aboard Kkblueeyes......we will head to Wales next!...I might have to stop driving the bus if there is any dirty dancing going on! | |||
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"Can you stop by the North East coast please. I'm bringing my massage couch, some nice oils, my guitar and would any one like me to get them some fish n chips to bring aboard? A guitar? We can all accompany you on the kazoos!" Yes! I was thinking of doing Jolene, thatll sound great with kazoos | |||
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"Can you stop by the North East coast please. I'm bringing my massage couch, some nice oils, my guitar and would any one like me to get them some fish n chips to bring aboard? A guitar? We can all accompany you on the kazoos! Yes! I was thinking of doing Jolene, thatll sound great with kazoos "Oh what a good idea. | |||
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"I'm only coming if there is lots of coffee! Welcome aboard my love.....We have a coffee maker and lots of churros on board x Then you best come and get me.
were now heading back down to Southampton!......
Can we have a short stopover in Southampton so I can visit my mum? She might bake us a cake!
Oh if cake is involved absolutely.
I’m requesting lemon drizzle please xxxx "It'll probably be cherry Madeira... I cant actually remember her making any other kind! | |||
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"I’m bringing Nutella "Come and sit on the backseat with me and Jo,, we have something we can dip in that
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"I’m bringing Nutella "Make sure you bring enough to go around, can't have you sat at the back, fingering the jar and hogging it all | |||
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"Swing by Northampton please my good man
Welcome aboard Northants...we will be passing by Northampton soon...
Do you have any of those hob nobs left from last night?!
If I said yes you would know it's a lie, and I don't want to lie to you
I'll bring my dazzling personality
Thats good enough for me!...
Give me 3 rings when you're near so I can get ready
were very close by now so hurry up and get ready quick!....
Ahhhh! But I need to _edo my avatar
we can always help you _edo it on the bus!"Done it, I'm ready more so now Lorna is here | |||
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"I’m bringing Nutella
Come and sit on the backseat with me and Jo,, we have something we can dip in that
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Make sure you bring enough to go around, can't have you sat at the back, fingering the jar and hogging it all"I’m sure we can occupy your fingers somehow | |||
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"Can I jump on board I will bring the swimming gear for some wild swimming " Wild swimming is best naked x | |||
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"I’m bringing Nutella
Come and sit on the backseat with me and Jo,, we have something we can dip in that
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You’re on sexy. As long as it’s not carrots " of course it’s not!  who dips carrots in Nutella?
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"I’m bringing Nutella "welcome aboard Hippychick and your Nutella! | |||
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"Could do with a bus ride up this hill ffs im drippin like a fucked fridge" welcome about Lord.....Its nice and warm on the bus.... | |||
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"I can bring Christmas cake as not even cut into mine yet and it’s homemade. " welcome aboard Jessie....I'm sure everyone would love a piece of Christmas cake home made.... | |||
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"I'll bring a portable speaker and music
Welcome aboard MrJ.......we have a dance floor at the back of the bus so look forward to hearing some more tunes....."Don't forget to bring 'We're all going on a summer holiday' And maybe 'the oldest swinger's in town' | |||
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"Swing by Northampton please my good man
Welcome aboard Northants...we will be passing by Northampton soon...
Do you have any of those hob nobs left from last night?!
If I said yes you would know it's a lie, and I don't want to lie to you
I'll bring my dazzling personality
Thats good enough for me!...
Give me 3 rings when you're near so I can get ready
were very close by now so hurry up and get ready quick!....
Ahhhh! But I need to _edo my avatar
we can always help you _edo it on the bus!
Done it, I'm ready more so now Lorna is here "welcome aboard!... | |||
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"I’m bringing Nutella
Make sure you bring enough to go around, can't have you sat at the back, fingering the jar and hogging it all
I’m sure we can occupy your fingers somehow "Along with my tongue | |||
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"Can you swing by Kent? I'll bring a bottle of rum and a bottle of tequila" Welcome aboard Sparkles....we are heading back down South now so will swing by Kent....Rum and Tequila sounds lovely... | |||
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"Can we swing past Liverpool and ill bring jokes, a great sense of humor, best football team in the world and Bu jets of KINK "welcome aboard big willy......I thought West Ham were the best team in the world! | |||
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Haven't road tripped in forever! I would have offe_ed to bring some gin...though I'd feel bad for the driver "Welcome aboard girlcurious...We will head back up North soon and on to Scotland again...I can always have a gin with you when we reach our final destination... | |||
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"Make sure you pick me up at the beginning of the M1. I'm bringing tools in case we break down. I have nice tools "Welcome aboard Mattb.......We have never broken down before but will still pick you up at the start of the M1!.... | |||
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"Pick me up in Liverpool. I’ve got a pan of scouse (stew) a bag of haribo, mosquito repellent and some spare hubcaps for the bus" Welcome aboard Stealth...Next stop is Liverpool!....we always need spare hubcaps on our bus trips! | |||
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"Waiting Halifax...have a pinwheel & Yorkshire pudding "welcome aboard honeyjule....Our next is Halifax!...I hope its not too windy on the bus for the pinwheel!... | |||
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"I’m bringing Nutella
Make sure you bring enough to go around, can't have you sat at the back, fingering the jar and hogging it all
I’m sure we can occupy your fingers somehow
Along with my tongue "Steady on, I was just going to bring you your own of Nutella | |||
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"Pick me up in Liverpool. I’ve got a pan of scouse (stew) a bag of haribo, mosquito repellent and some spare hubcaps for the bus Welcome aboard Stealth...Next stop is Liverpool!....we always need spare hubcaps on our bus trips!" good im still walking up this hill in sowerby bridge il be crippled when this bus arrives | |||
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"Could do with a bus ride up this hill ffs im drippin like a fucked fridge welcome about Lord.....Its nice and warm on the bus.... "christ i need air con that means im sweating  | |||
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"Divert through the Wolds Ash if you would please
I’m bring a video camera to capture the hilarious moments!"Oh he will once he's finished his nap! | |||
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"Pick me up please Ash! I'll bring my pillow as I'm ti_ed "Do you want me to stroke your hair while you go to sleep | |||
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"Pick me up please Ash! I'll bring my pillow as I'm ti_ed
Do you want me to stroke your hair while you go to sleep "Absolutely I do!! | |||
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"Pick me up please Ash! I'll bring my pillow as I'm ti_ed "Can i be the big spoon please im ti_ed as well now after all this fun on the tour x | |||
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"Pick me up please Ash! I'll bring my pillow as I'm ti_ed
Do you want me to stroke your hair while you go to sleep
Absolutely I do!! "Ok gorgeous | |||
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"Pick me up please Ash! I'll bring my pillow as I'm ti_ed
Do you want me to stroke your hair while you go to sleep
Absolutely I do!!
Ok gorgeous "Jumping in the back with these two hotties for some mutual hair stroking
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"I’m bringing Nutella
Make sure you bring enough to go around, can't have you sat at the back, fingering the jar and hogging it all
I’m sure we can occupy your fingers somehow
Along with my tongue
Steady on, I was just going to bring you your own of Nutella "I'd be lapping it up, off my fingers | |||
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"Pick me up please Ash! I'll bring my pillow as I'm ti_ed
Do you want me to stroke your hair while you go to sleep
Absolutely I do!!
Ok gorgeous
Jumping in the back with these two hotties for some mutual hair stroking
Peach x"Well hello there sexy *- Naughty girls at the back | |||
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"Pick me up please Ash! I'll bring my pillow as I'm ti_ed
Do you want me to stroke your hair while you go to sleep
Absolutely I do!!
Ok gorgeous
Jumping in the back with these two hotties for some mutual hair stroking
Peach x
Well hello there sexy *-
Naughty girls at the back "How naughty are you girls? Do I need to break out my rope and hitty tools? Fuzz | |||
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"Pick me up please Ash! I'll bring my pillow as I'm ti_ed
Do you want me to stroke your hair while you go to sleep
Absolutely I do!!
Ok gorgeous
Jumping in the back with these two hotties for some mutual hair stroking
Peach x
Well hello there sexy *-
Naughty girls at the back
How naughty are you girls? Do I need to break out my rope and hitty tools?
Fuzz"Ooft!!! | |||
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"Pick me up please Ash! I'll bring my pillow as I'm ti_ed
Do you want me to stroke your hair while you go to sleep
Absolutely I do!!
Ok gorgeous
Jumping in the back with these two hotties for some mutual hair stroking
Peach x
Well hello there sexy *-
Naughty girls at the back
How naughty are you girls? Do I need to break out my rope and hitty tools?
Fuzz
Ooft!!! "We can be as naughty as we need to be to get attention from you lovely Fuzz
Peach x | |||
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"Pick me up please Ash! I'll bring my pillow as I'm ti_ed
Do you want me to stroke your hair while you go to sleep
Absolutely I do!!
Ok gorgeous
Jumping in the back with these two hotties for some mutual hair stroking
Peach x
Well hello there sexy *-
Naughty girls at the back
How naughty are you girls? Do I need to break out my rope and hitty tools?
Fuzz
Ooft!!!
We can be as naughty as we need to be to get attention from you lovely Fuzz
Peach x"Agreed, especially if you’re bringing your ‘tools’ | |||
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"Pick me up please Ash! I'll bring my pillow as I'm ti_ed
Do you want me to stroke your hair while you go to sleep
Absolutely I do!!
Ok gorgeous
Jumping in the back with these two hotties for some mutual hair stroking
Peach x
Well hello there sexy *-
Naughty girls at the back
How naughty are you girls? Do I need to break out my rope and hitty tools?
Fuzz
Ooft!!!
We can be as naughty as we need to be to get attention from you lovely Fuzz
Peach x
Agreed, especially if you’re bringing your ‘tools’ "I shall also be using each of you as 'tools' on eachother
Fuzz | |||
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"There seems to be a fair amount of food coming on this bus so a lot of you may well need whipping into shape so I'll bring along my flogger " Welcome to the back row
Peach x | |||
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"Pick me up please Ash! I'll bring my pillow as I'm ti_ed
Do you want me to stroke your hair while you go to sleep
Absolutely I do!!
Ok gorgeous
Jumping in the back with these two hotties for some mutual hair stroking
Peach x
Well hello there sexy *-
Naughty girls at the back
How naughty are you girls? Do I need to break out my rope and hitty tools?
Fuzz
Ooft!!!
We can be as naughty as we need to be to get attention from you lovely Fuzz
Peach x
Agreed, especially if you’re bringing your ‘tools’
I shall also be using each of you as 'tools' on eachother
Fuzz"Double ooft!! | |||
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