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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

My lady garden needs attention in more ways than one, so she's the yeti at present .

What is yours called?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My lady garden needs attention in more ways than one, so she's the yeti at present .

What is yours called? "

Priscilla- Queen of the desert

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

If I had one, I’d definitely call her Gertrude.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My lady garden needs attention in more ways than one, so she's the yeti at present .

What is yours called?

Priscilla- Queen of the desert "

That's showing at the Mayflower in southampton next week. I have tickets. I was expecting to see a musical extravaganza featuring 3 drag queens. Not so sure now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My lady garden needs attention in more ways than one, so she's the yeti at present .

What is yours called?

Priscilla- Queen of the desert

That's showing at the Mayflower in southampton next week. I have tickets. I was expecting to see a musical extravaganza featuring 3 drag queens. Not so sure now "

I’m on during the interlude

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My lady garden needs attention in more ways than one, so she's the yeti at present .

What is yours called? "

Feel free to name for me, it would feel like attention

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My lady garden needs attention in more ways than one, so she's the yeti at present .

What is yours called?

Priscilla- Queen of the desert

That's showing at the Mayflower in southampton next week. I have tickets. I was expecting to see a musical extravaganza featuring 3 drag queens. Not so sure now

I’m on during the interlude "

Can I have an autograph?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tend to refer to it as my twinklecave or the old velvet tardis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My lady garden needs attention in more ways than one, so she's the yeti at present .

What is yours called?

Priscilla- Queen of the desert

That's showing at the Mayflower in southampton next week. I have tickets. I was expecting to see a musical extravaganza featuring 3 drag queens. Not so sure now

I’m on during the interlude

Can I have an autograph?"

Always happy to keep my fans happy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I tend to refer to it as my twinklecave or the old velvet tardis "

What?

I guess it's better than growler. Marginally

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By *attb179Man
over a year ago

London

Don't most have a lady patio nowadays?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My lady garden needs attention in more ways than one, so she's the yeti at present .

What is yours called?

Priscilla- Queen of the desert

That's showing at the Mayflower in southampton next week. I have tickets. I was expecting to see a musical extravaganza featuring 3 drag queens. Not so sure now

I’m on during the interlude

Can I have an autograph?

Always happy to keep my fans happy "

Can I wrangle a 'back stage' visit?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My lady garden needs attention in more ways than one, so she's the yeti at present .

What is yours called?

Priscilla- Queen of the desert

That's showing at the Mayflower in southampton next week. I have tickets. I was expecting to see a musical extravaganza featuring 3 drag queens. Not so sure now

I’m on during the interlude

Can I have an autograph?

Always happy to keep my fans happy

Can I wrangle a 'back stage' visit?"

Backstage is open after the show

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My lady garden needs attention in more ways than one, so she's the yeti at present .

What is yours called?

Priscilla- Queen of the desert

That's showing at the Mayflower in southampton next week. I have tickets. I was expecting to see a musical extravaganza featuring 3 drag queens. Not so sure now

I’m on during the interlude

Can I have an autograph?

Always happy to keep my fans happy

Can I wrangle a 'back stage' visit?

Backstage is open after the show "

Will bear that in mind. Oh by the way 'Hows you babe?'

#soz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My lady garden needs attention in more ways than one, so she's the yeti at present .

What is yours called?

Priscilla- Queen of the desert

That's showing at the Mayflower in southampton next week. I have tickets. I was expecting to see a musical extravaganza featuring 3 drag queens. Not so sure now

I’m on during the interlude

Can I have an autograph?

Always happy to keep my fans happy

Can I wrangle a 'back stage' visit?

Backstage is open after the show

Will bear that in mind. Oh by the way 'Hows you babe?'

#soz"

Can’t even be angry. At least you read it

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By *iss Penny TrationWoman
over a year ago

NW


"Mary "

Me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My lady garden needs attention in more ways than one, so she's the yeti at present .

What is yours called?

Priscilla- Queen of the desert

That's showing at the Mayflower in southampton next week. I have tickets. I was expecting to see a musical extravaganza featuring 3 drag queens. Not so sure now

I’m on during the interlude

Can I have an autograph?

Always happy to keep my fans happy

Can I wrangle a 'back stage' visit?

Backstage is open after the show

Will bear that in mind. Oh by the way 'Hows you babe?'

#soz

Can’t even be angry. At least you read it "

Read what?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My lady garden needs attention in more ways than one, so she's the yeti at present .

What is yours called? "

I got a petrol strimmer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I tend to refer to it as my twinklecave or the old velvet tardis "

Velvet tards I’m loving that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My lady garden needs attention in more ways than one, so she's the yeti at present .

What is yours called?

I got a petrol strimmer "

Or controlled burning?

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By *owithflow321Man
over a year ago

Molesey

I was asked by a lady to put my boat in her harbour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mary "

My pal said the other week he would do Mary berrie for a bet I said I’d chuck flour on her aim for the damp patch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My lady garden needs attention in more ways than one, so she's the yeti at present .

What is yours called?

I got a petrol strimmer

Or controlled burning?"

If it that bushy I ain’t going near it with a flame lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My lady garden needs attention in more ways than one, so she's the yeti at present .

What is yours called?

I got a petrol strimmer

Or controlled burning?

If it that bushy I ain’t going near it with a flame lol "

Fair one

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By *henightstagMan
over a year ago

London

Mine was titled The Dude by a girl I slept with years ago. Were now just friends, but as she still says "the dude abides" lol

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby


"My lady garden needs attention in more ways than one, so she's the yeti at present .

What is yours called?

Feel free to name for me, it would feel like attention "

Difficult without seeing but how does petit four sound

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

Audrey II

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My lady garden needs attention in more ways than one, so she's the yeti at present .

What is yours called?

Priscilla- Queen of the desert "

Are you implying your chuff is a bit dry or a vast wilderness /asking for a friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mary

My pal said the other week he would do Mary berrie for a bet I said I’d chuck flour on her aim for the damp patch "

the soggy bottom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My lady garden needs attention in more ways than one, so she's the yeti at present .

What is yours called?

Feel free to name for me, it would feel like attention "

Chuffbox ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mary

My pal said the other week he would do Mary berrie for a bet I said I’d chuck flour on her aim for the damp patch

the soggy bottom"

We was in the kitchens I was chucking floor loooool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flour even

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Audrey II"

Oh do elaborate

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My lady garden needs attention in more ways than one, so she's the yeti at present .

What is yours called?

I got a petrol strimmer

Or controlled burning?"

That was for my back garden, the real one with a patio, slate and trees

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My lady garden needs attention in more ways than one, so she's the yeti at present .

What is yours called?

I got a petrol strimmer "

Eek, nooooo

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I tend to refer to it as my twinklecave or the old velvet tardis "

Oh, different, and different is always good .

Having stated that, is your tardis like THE tardis and bigger in the inside?

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley


"Audrey II

Oh do elaborate "

She eats men, can sing and her favourite thing to say is 'feed me Seymour'.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Audrey II

Oh do elaborate

She eats men, can sing and her favourite thing to say is 'feed me Seymour'."

, I googled it

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By *sianMancMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"My lady garden needs attention in more ways than one, so she's the yeti at present .

What is yours called? "

Lmao never called mine anything what are we 6? Hahahaha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My lady garden needs attention in more ways than one, so she's the yeti at present .

What is yours called?

Lmao never called mine anything what are we 6? Hahahaha"

Most people, if not all, call their genitals something, even if it's simply the correct terminology. So there is no need to come across as condescending.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

monty doms

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By *sianMancMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"My lady garden needs attention in more ways than one, so she's the yeti at present .

What is yours called?

Lmao never called mine anything what are we 6? Hahahaha

Most people, if not all, call their genitals something, even if it's simply the correct terminology. So there is no need to come across as condescending.

"

I did call mine frank once but he was into pat and I said hell no.

My apologies I'm high on antibiotics and suddenly become all jovial.

Don't worry I know you're not 6 haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My lady garden needs attention in more ways than one, so she's the yeti at present .

What is yours called?

Lmao never called mine anything what are we 6? Hahahaha

Most people, if not all, call their genitals something, even if it's simply the correct terminology. So there is no need to come across as condescending.

I did call mine frank once but he was into pat and I said hell no.

My apologies I'm high on antibiotics and suddenly become all jovial.

Don't worry I know you're not 6 haha"

It doesn't bother me personally, but it may have offended others.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"monty doms "

With all those emojis, is there a story behind the name?

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By *sianMancMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"My lady garden needs attention in more ways than one, so she's the yeti at present .

What is yours called?

Lmao never called mine anything what are we 6? Hahahaha

Most people, if not all, call their genitals something, even if it's simply the correct terminology. So there is no need to come across as condescending.

I did call mine frank once but he was into pat and I said hell no.

My apologies I'm high on antibiotics and suddenly become all jovial.

Don't worry I know you're not 6 haha

It doesn't bother me personally, but it may have offended others. "

I'm sure nobody got offended by such a trivial comment. People aren't so sensitive give them credit hun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I call mine Harry and the Henderson's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"monty doms

With all those emojis, is there a story behind the name? "
yes monty doms garden lol

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By *heLaserGuyMan
over a year ago

Coventry

I call mine Mr Lucky, as he's had the good fortune to have been inside alot of nice places

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My lady garden needs attention in more ways than one, so she's the yeti at present .

What is yours called?

Lmao never called mine anything what are we 6? Hahahaha

Most people, if not all, call their genitals something, even if it's simply the correct terminology. So there is no need to come across as condescending.

I did call mine frank once but he was into pat and I said hell no.

My apologies I'm high on antibiotics and suddenly become all jovial.

Don't worry I know you're not 6 haha

It doesn't bother me personally, but it may have offended others.

I'm sure nobody got offended by such a trivial comment. People aren't so sensitive give them credit hun."

Oh yes some are. Stick around in the forum and you'll see it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"monty doms

With all those emojis, is there a story behind the name? yes monty doms garden lol "

Had to google. Now I know who Monty Don is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I call mine “Bob” after the “manservant” in blackadder.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She’s a growler when I haven’t shaved in a while

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My lady garden needs attention in more ways than one, so she's the yeti at present .

What is yours called?

Priscilla- Queen of the desert

That's showing at the Mayflower in southampton next week. I have tickets. I was expecting to see a musical extravaganza featuring 3 drag queens. Not so sure now "

Look out for ping pong balls!

I love Priscilla. It's such a heartwarming story

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"monty doms

With all those emojis, is there a story behind the name? yes monty doms garden lol

Had to google. Now I know who Monty Don is. "
lol good girth

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Chunky's recreational area servicing is available.

Just saying.

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By *picknspanMan
over a year ago

North West Leeds

Mine is called 'The unwanted'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well polished

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By *9 kisses.Man
over a year ago

clacton on sea

Dusty.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mine is called 'The unwanted'"

You don't want your cock or is this a fab sob story?

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By *erenCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Llandudno


"My lady garden needs attention in more ways than one, so she's the yeti at present .

What is yours called? "

Foof

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By *rotic-TouchTV/TS
over a year ago

doncaster

My luby loo

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

I don’t have a name for her. As a child it was always referred to as ‘my Mary’

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

Mine would be a foof

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boner town.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blake the snake

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton


"Boner town."

Ohhhhhhhh! I thought that's where you lived

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Denise

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