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By *uscularLove OP Man
over a year ago

london

What's the most weirdest message you've recieved?.

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will you use me as a toilet... not a question :-/

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

I got a message from a woman a few days back which said just: "How are you?" ... nothing else, just that.

"Umm yeah, fine thanks." I thought it was only blokes who sent that sort of thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got a message from a woman a few days back which said just: "How are you?" ... nothing else, just that.

"Umm yeah, fine thanks." I thought it was only blokes who sent that sort of thing.

When are you meeting her?

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By *uscularLove OP Man
over a year ago

london

"Will you use me as a toilet... not a question :-/"

Lol. That seems to be a common theme on this website.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got a message from a woman a few days back which said just: "How are you?" ... nothing else, just that.

"Umm yeah, fine thanks." I thought it was only blokes who sent that sort of thing.

How else are you ment to open a convo haha, i get opening c*oke haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another good one I’ve had “can I breed you” I sent back “I’m not a jack Russell”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got a message from a woman a few days back which said just: "How are you?" ... nothing else, just that.

"Umm yeah, fine thanks." I thought it was only blokes who sent that sort of thing.

Girls are the worst. I just got "hi" the other day. Nothing more. Actually pisses me off how men have to write the most interesting SA and girls still get away with hi, or how are you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will you use me as a toilet... not a question :-/

Lol. That seems to be a common theme on this website.

Why but why

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want to fuck you until you're raw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 nights ago. From a 3 hour old profile. Just said 'I am going to fuck you and you will love it'

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By *uscularLove OP Man
over a year ago

london

I think the weirdest one I had before I blocked Single Males was.

"Can I put my balls in your mouth and then jizz on your forehead"

I was absolutely shocked at the audacity and it was directly after that I changed my settings.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The next time you need a piss or shit. Don't wipe I'll come and lick you clean.

Each to their own, but no hun.

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

"I got a message from a woman a few days back which said just: "How are you?" ... nothing else, just that.

"Umm yeah, fine thanks." I thought it was only blokes who sent that sort of thing.

When are you meeting her?

Not - turned out she thought I was someone else.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve literally just had a message saying “I’m fucking sick of time waster. Can I fuck you”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘I’d crawl over glass to suck the cock of the last guy that fucked your so I could taste your pussy’

Jesus

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

I get a lot of requests to jizz in my armpits.

Kinky fuckers!

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By *ndefiniteSparkMan
over a year ago

ignites minds to unite ...

"I want to fuck you until you're raw

Did you correct him that the correct term when ordering a steak is rare not raw?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got a message from a woman a few days back which said just: "How are you?" ... nothing else, just that.

"Umm yeah, fine thanks." I thought it was only blokes who sent that sort of thing.

When are you meeting her?

Not - turned out she thought I was someone else.

What?.... your a hot guy xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"‘I’d crawl over glass to suck the cock of the last guy that fucked your so I could taste your pussy’

Jesus "

Oh my *hides*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want to fuck you until you're raw

Did you correct him that the correct term when ordering a steak is rare not raw? "

I think he would like both red & bleeding

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

I had ‘can I dump my spunk’ real intellectual I think

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

"I got a message from a woman a few days back which said just: "How are you?" ... nothing else, just that.

"Umm yeah, fine thanks." I thought it was only blokes who sent that sort of thing.

When are you meeting her?

Not - turned out she thought I was someone else.

What?.... your a hot guy xx"

Aww thanks

..and you're a hot lady.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm still waiting on my first.

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By *ndefiniteSparkMan
over a year ago

ignites minds to unite ...

Can't believe some of the stuff I'm reading here tbh.

I get the usual "nice body ", "I want to suck your dick" or polite "can I suck your dick".

From the wrong gender of course .

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By *nnocentimesMan
over a year ago

over there by that tree

One of the first messages I ever got was asking me to get locked in a box and be used as a cum dump.

Damn think I’d been on here about 2 days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got offered to spunk and run from a town not far from me

"Hey, horny? Meet me (....) just turn up say nothing and blow your load in my mouth"

Still waiting on the female version of that offer lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh wait, there was this one time when a beautiful you lady, out of the blue, messaged me saying she wanted to shag my ass with a screw driver

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh wait, there was this one time when a beautiful you lady, out of the blue, messaged me saying she wanted to shag my ass with a screw driver

Definitely a bloke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh wait, there was this one time when a beautiful you lady, out of the blue, messaged me saying she wanted to shag my ass with a screw driver

Definitely a bloke "

If so he's chosen the wrong tool to tighten my nuts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh wait, there was this one time when a beautiful you lady, out of the blue, messaged me saying she wanted to shag my ass with a screw driver

Definitely a bloke "

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By *az080378Woman
over a year ago

Cromer

'wanna fuck? Got cash'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got a message from a woman a few days back which said just: "How are you?" ... nothing else, just that.

"Umm yeah, fine thanks." I thought it was only blokes who sent that sort of thing.

Girls are the worst. I just got "hi" the other day. Nothing more. Actually pisses me off how men have to write the most interesting SA and girls still get away with hi, or how are you

They only get away with it if you engage thereafter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My weirdest involved peanut butter and a non-human tongue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My weirdest involved peanut butter and a non-human tongue

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No no no no no no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My weirdest involved peanut butter and a non-human tongue

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By *attb179Man
over a year ago

London

"‘I’d crawl over glass to suck the cock of the last guy that fucked your so I could taste your pussy’

Jesus "

This is a famous Jimmy Carr

line. Good one tbf

I had a hey how are you, the other day. Replied straight away...still unread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve literally just had a message saying “I’m fucking sick of time waster. Can I fuck you”

And they say romance is dead

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By *attb179Man
over a year ago

London

"My weirdest involved peanut butter and a non-human tongue

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This is more commonly enjoyed than you think I reckon hahahaha

I may or may not have seen several videos on 4chan some years ago of women indulging in this

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By *ibbleBitMan
over a year ago

Telford

Hi there all ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All from guys.....

HOT c***meat fuck! Time to chat?x

Can I get you pregnant?

Hi would you fist me and use me as a toilet please?

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By *ibbleBitMan
over a year ago

Telford

Lol wow yourself you havw a stunning figure x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All from guys.....

HOT c***meat fuck! Time to chat?x

Can I get you pregnant?

Hi would you fist me and use me as a toilet please?

Donkeys years ago I had a guy mention scat. At that I only knew of the music

I've also had one re pregnancy. Thankfully those days are almost behind me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As if a screw driver wasn't bad enough, they now speak of a cucumber

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I suck on your used tampon?

And

I want to fuck you to death.

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By *good-being-badMan
over a year ago

mis-types and auto corrects leads cock leeds

There's me thinking Its against site rules to post the contents of Pm's.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a woman message me with hi. I viewed her profile, liked what she said and how she looked so replied back with a little paragraph stating as much. Never heard from her again

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By *abat40xWoman
over a year ago

North Lincolnshire

"Will you use me as a toilet... not a question :-/"

I've had that one just gross

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will you use me as a toilet... not a question :-/

I've had that one just gross "

Baffles me.... it’s bad enough when your aground who’s sleeping on the wet patch

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

Nothing worthy of mentioning here, which is disappointing and relieving in equal measures

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will you use me as a toilet... not a question :-/

I've had that one just gross

Baffles me.... it’s bad enough when your aground who’s sleeping on the wet patch

Arguing* can tell I’ve just woke up

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