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You know you're middle-aged.......

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

When you stop criticising the older generation and start criticising the younger.....

Never a truer word spoken!!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"When you stop criticising the older generation and start criticising the younger.....

Never a truer word spoken!!

"
il let you know should i get there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" il let you know should i get there "

I dont know the youth of today !!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

what about if you criticise everyone??

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


" il let you know should i get there

I dont know the youth of today !! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you know your middle aged..

when you still have all your music on compact discs

and if you have videos or cassette tapes and records - god help ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"what about if you criticise everyone??"

Ya can only do that when Everyones younger than you...;-);-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"you know your middle aged..

when you still have all your music on compact discs

and if you have videos or cassette tapes and records - god help ya "

That means we're fooked

We still have all them old fuddy duddy doo dads and that tinterweb thingy, plus slippers and stuff like that and we're still in our 30's....just!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I work with young people who were not born when the likes of Star Wars/Grease/Raiders etc. first came out!

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

I knew I was middle aged when it started taking me three days to get over the things that I used to be able to do for three days ...

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By *ewels74Woman
over a year ago

Dundee/Angus/Blackpool

oh but did you know seemingly vinyl is going to be brought back i think i heard on the news i think.

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley


"oh but did you know seemingly vinyl is going to be brought back i think i heard on the news i think."

You heard right out selling cd's at moment

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"what about if you criticise everyone??"

Then you're grumpy old git anyway

I have albums, cassette tapes, cd's & tunes on my pc.

Come check some of them out...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've noticed at work now my jokes just go over their heads cos they're too young to get the references

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm just glad that Top of The Pops isn't on any more so I can't sit and moan about all the rubbish music about these days, like my Mum did when I was young lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

personally can't wait to hit people with sticks at bus stops and have a little wee on the priority seat does that make us premature?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always thought you were middle aged when your balls reached more than a third of the way from your asshole to your knee caps.

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By *abe1200Couple
over a year ago

belfast


"When you stop criticising the older generation and start criticising the younger.....

Never a truer word spoken!!

"
Also when you start noticing that the music is too loud.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i was at chams friday night and there was this 'kid' there, i had to ask him how old he was as he didnt look old enough to be in a swingers club.....soon as i did it i though, god i feel old

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm just glad that Top of The Pops isn't on any more so I can't sit and moan about all the rubbish music about these days, like my Mum did when I was young lol "

+1

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

I felt old today when i started talking about the oil crisis of the early 1970's but then it got really bad when I spoke about the coal strike of the 1980's and they still looked at me blankly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When ya remember the top cuisine of "Vesta" meals as mentioned in another thread........ lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ok - you know your middle aged..

when pac-man or space-invaders !!

was 10p a game

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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!

When L-S-D was pounds, shillings and pennys!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I criticise both ... what does that make me? Probably miserable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when Black Jacks and Fruit Salads were 1/2p each......and a 10p mixed bag could last ya all day....lol

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley

Well I decided I am living forever so hence never going to reach middle age

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

You remember bus drivers and clippies.

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By *ucati1098Couple
over a year ago

nottingham

You know your are old when you either bend over or get up and make odd noises

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you own your own paint stirring stick - and you have a toolbox to keep it in...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you own your own paint stirring stick - and you have a toolbox to keep it in..."

Thats not middle aged - thats normal ..

everyone has a paint stick - ffs

dont we folks !!!

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By *ucati1098Couple
over a year ago

nottingham

Billy Connelly said you know when you old when you feel the need to

1. Never turn down a chance of a wee

2. Never waste a stiffy even if you are on your own.

3. Never trust a fart

4, If left in a room alone with a tea cosy you have to try it on.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Well ...... no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"3. Never trust a fart"

OMG that had me in stitches.

Until I farted....

I think I just cross-Threaded ...

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Just learn to criticise no one its safer .. The young havent had it so hard yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You remember bus drivers and clippies."

And the change machines with thrupney bits...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...and the big white £5 notes....

...and London Trolley buses.....

...and when people doffed their caps when a funeral passed....

...and policemen and AA men saluted...

...and no those are old age ..

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

When you start leaving 'angry of Tunbridge Wells' messages on the forum! Three just in the last 10 minutes. I call it muddle aged...

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

when you look forward to an early night with a good book,and it isnt because of your debauched weekend

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

you wrap up and put half a chicken in yer fridge, rather than leaving the dirty dishes for another day, week even. lol x

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you


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you wrap up and put half a chicken in yer fridge, rather than leaving the dirty dishes for another day, week even. lol x"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When morning glory becomes lunchtime glory

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

our youngest son asked if my hair colour was a mid life crisis i replied too right if i've gotta be middle aged then i'm having a right good crisis to go with it

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"When morning glory becomes lunchtime glory "

So when does it become a knickerbocker glory

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When morning glory becomes lunchtime glory

So when does it become a knickerbocker glory "

If I start crossdressing

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"When morning glory becomes lunchtime glory

So when does it become a knickerbocker glory

If I start crossdressing "

IF?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When morning glory becomes lunchtime glory

So when does it become a knickerbocker glory

If I start crossdressing

IF?"

My therapist say's I have moved on now, do you want your girdle back ?

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"When morning glory becomes lunchtime glory

So when does it become a knickerbocker glory

If I start crossdressing

IF?

My therapist say's I have moved on now, do you want your girdle back ?"

Hell I forgot I let you borrow it. Nah, you'll have stretched it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When morning glory becomes lunchtime glory

So when does it become a knickerbocker glory

If I start crossdressing

IF?

My therapist say's I have moved on now, do you want your girdle back ?

Hell I forgot I let you borrow it. Nah, you'll have stretched it "

Phew good there are 4 immigrants sleeping in it now

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"When morning glory becomes lunchtime glory

So when does it become a knickerbocker glory

If I start crossdressing

IF?

My therapist say's I have moved on now, do you want your girdle back ?

Hell I forgot I let you borrow it. Nah, you'll have stretched it

Phew good there are 4 immigrants sleeping in it now "

Split the rent with you then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When morning glory becomes lunchtime glory

So when does it become a knickerbocker glory

If I start crossdressing

IF?

My therapist say's I have moved on now, do you want your girdle back ?

Hell I forgot I let you borrow it. Nah, you'll have stretched it

Phew good there are 4 immigrants sleeping in it now

Split the rent with you then?"

Sorry, no speaka de engrish

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By *ovedupstillCouple
over a year ago

mullinwire

it takes longer to wash your face, and less time to brush your teeth.

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"When morning glory becomes lunchtime glory

So when does it become a knickerbocker glory

If I start crossdressing

IF?

My therapist say's I have moved on now, do you want your girdle back ?

Hell I forgot I let you borrow it. Nah, you'll have stretched it

Phew good there are 4 immigrants sleeping in it now

Split the rent with you then?

Sorry, no speaka de engrish "

You wanna fucky fucky???

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By *ovedupstillCouple
over a year ago

mullinwire


"When you stop criticising the older generation and start criticising the younger.....

Never a truer word spoken!!

Also when you start noticing that the music is too loud. "

was at a swing social not long ago, and asked them to turn the music down lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

takes 10 mins to put ya make up on,instead of 10 hours lol

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