FabSwingers.com forum: Prince of Matchmaking 2

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I've got half hour left at work to do this so here goes

Say your in, a little about yourself and what you're looking for on.

Using scientific algorithms (my semi decent judgement) I will pair you with someone else on the thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just want my mirror

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By *apiensWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

Curious and in.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I just want my mirror

If your mirror posts on here. I'll match you up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Curious and in. "

what are you looking for?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in .. I want 5ft11 aged 33 year old man who can accommodate tattoos, social drinker and non smoker

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I'm fussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A woman within 200 miles and a pulse

Good luck narrowing that lot down. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im looking for fun

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm in .. I want 5ft11 aged 33 year old man who can accommodate tattoos, social drinker and non smoker

How felxible are you on the age? And the smoking? And the tattoos?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im in

Im a curvy, lively (hyper) chatterbox nymph.

I want a tall slim WE man for regular meets

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm fussy

So is Lezzer

You two are perfect for eachother

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

I'm trans-lesbian and looking to be matchmaked with another trans-lesbian. Good luck with sorting that one out in your last 20 mins at work!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Im in

Im a curvy, lively (hyper) chatterbox nymph.

I want a tall slim WE man for regular meets"

-Ivy- and not your type

Thats you too sorted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm fussy

So is Lezzer

You two are perfect for eachother

Oh I'm very fussy!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in. I’m humorous love boobs I’m 53 though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm fussy

So is Lezzer

You two are perfect for eachother

That's hardly scientific matchmaking... Methinks this free service is a con.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m in. I’m humorous love boobs I’m 53 though. "

Don't suppose youre a trans-lesbian are you?

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By *apiensWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

"Curious and in.

what are you looking for?"

Oh sorry! A man who is clever, witty, handsome and tall (in order of preference).

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Curious and in.

what are you looking for?

Oh sorry! A man who is clever, witty, handsome and tall (in order of preference)."

sounds like danny7824 to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm fussy

So is Lezzer

You two are perfect for eachother

I'm with you on that one I'm not you type

That's hardly scientific matchmaking... Methinks this free service is a con.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im in

Im a curvy, lively (hyper) chatterbox nymph.

I want a tall slim WE man for regular meets

-Ivy- and not your type

Thats you too sorted

I'm not tall or WE...!!! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m Mr. M - I’m a man. What’s more to be said?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm fussy

So is Lezzer

You two are perfect for eachother

That's hardly scientific matchmaking... Methinks this free service is a con.

Quite clearly you both have things in common. not sure what else you want

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m in. I’m humorous love boobs I’m 53 though.

Don't suppose youre a trans-lesbian are you?"

Just a moment. I’ll check.... well according to my stars I’m due for a change so I guess so.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m Mr. M - I’m a man. What’s more to be said? "

You didn't specify what youre looking for so you can have Lord of Orgasms

hes looking for his mirror, your both similar build and you live near each other

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By *osie xWoman
over a year ago

wolverhampton

I’m in as intrigued

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in. I'd like intelligent conversation and a dirty mind

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m in as intrigued"

What are you looking for

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Might as well.

Male, at least 5'10, between 38-52, available when I am and no more than a 30 min drive away, must be able to accommodate and fuck like a stallion.

Over to you...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm in. I'd like intelligent conversation and a dirty mind

Cheeky Monkey XXX then. Until he becomes a trans-lesbian. Then he belongs to Lisa Belle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m Mr. M - I’m a man. What’s more to be said?

You didn't specify what youre looking for so you can have Lord of Orgasms

hes looking for his mirror, your both similar build and you live near each other

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Nerdy, weird and kind. I'm looking for a fwb, preferably within a reasonable distance.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im in

Im a curvy, lively (hyper) chatterbox nymph.

I want a tall slim WE man for regular meets

-Ivy- and not your type

Thats you too sorted

Haha, bit out my age range im afraid and shorter than me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Might as well.

Male, at least 5'10, between 32-34, available when I am and no more than a 2 HOUR drive away, must be able to accommodate and fuck like a retarded stallion stallion.

Over to you...

I might know someone

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By *osie xWoman
over a year ago

wolverhampton

"I’m in as intrigued

What are you looking for"

Male and not mental

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm in. I'd like intelligent conversation and a dirty mind

Cheeky Monkey XXX then. Until he becomes a trans-lesbian. Then he belongs to Lisa Belle"

Oh I think I’ll def go trans-lesso

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Might as well.

Male, at least 5'10, between 38-52, available when I am and no more than a 30 min drive away, must be able to accommodate and fuck like a stallion.

Over to you...

Doing so well until we got to the "fuck like a stallion" bit

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

For tax benefits, I need to find a wife by next week.

I’m really cheap though so we’ll have to settle for a sloppy kebab instead of a wedding cake and we’ll have to have some utterly dirt cheap plonk (I’m thinking White Star Cider or the like) to celebrate our joyous union.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm in. I'd like intelligent conversation and a dirty mind

Cheeky Monkey XXX then. Until he becomes a trans-lesbian. Then he belongs to Lisa Belle

Oh I think I’ll def go trans-lesso"

You and Lisa Belle then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in.

I'm an international fine art thief, looking for my mona lisa.

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

[Removed by poster at 07/01/20 17:06:38]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in!

A woman:

bisexual, close to Liverpool, wants to meet at a club, doesn't smoke or do drugs, is 26-40.

A man:

Straight, close to or can travel to Liverpool, wants to meet at a club, is ~30-50, doesn't smoke or do drugs, will actually read my profile before he messages me, isn't submissive or into anal play.

Couples... A combination of the above.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm trans-lesbian and looking to be matchmaked with another trans-lesbian. Good luck with sorting that one out in your last 20 mins at work! "

Not only did I find you someone. I got them to transition for you

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"I'm fussy

So is Lezzer

You two are perfect for eachother

Too far away

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Im in

Im a curvy, lively (hyper) chatterbox nymph.

I want a tall slim WE man for regular meets

-Ivy- and not your type

Thats you too sorted

Haha, bit out my age range im afraid and shorter than me"

Sorry, but don't doubt my scientific algorithms please

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Go on then. Let's see how you do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

Someone that will laugh at my shit jokes to humour me please

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Go on then. Let's see how you do "

Obviously I'm open to all

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m in as intrigued

What are you looking for

Male and not mental"

Drwhowhatwherewhy and you are perfect

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m in

Someone that will laugh at my shit jokes to humour me please "

Kietonel for you. Hes also very easy. Just what a woman wants

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

Go on Choo I'm in!

I'm a peri menopausal super human cruising for knock yer pants off mind and body bending chemistry and kindness. Deep n daft.

Haway, dont let me down

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"Might as well.

Male, at least 5'10, between 32-34, available when I am and no more than a 2 HOUR drive away, must be able to accommodate and fuck like a retarded stallion stallion.

Over to you...

I might know someone"

Yay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m in

Someone that will laugh at my shit jokes to humour me please "

Hahahaha that's brilliant!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Go on Choo I'm in!

I'm a peri menopausal super human cruising for knock yer pants off mind and body bending chemistry and kindness. Deep n daft.

Haway, dont let me down

You're already mine, why would i match you with someone just to cheat on me?

But fine. You get 20thCenturyToyxxx

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

"I'm trans-lesbian and looking to be matchmaked with another trans-lesbian. Good luck with sorting that one out in your last 20 mins at work!

Not only did I find you someone. I got them to transition for you

Fantastic work! Who said this service was a con! Cheeky Monkey will be very happy as he said he wanted boobs and I have boobs. Admittedly I put them in a box at the end of the night!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm trans-lesbian and looking to be matchmaked with another trans-lesbian. Good luck with sorting that one out in your last 20 mins at work!

Not only did I find you someone. I got them to transition for you

Fantastic work! Who said this service was a con! Cheeky Monkey will be very happy as he said he wanted boobs and I have boobs. Admittedly I put them in a box at the end of the night! "

boobs are boobs and you are welcome

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm losing track, these come thick and fast and my scientific algorithms are having trouble keeping up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cooks like a god he’s fucking hilarious and a dirty bugger no vegans !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Might as well.

Male, at least 5'10, between 32-34, available when I am and no more than a 2 HOUR drive away, must be able to accommodate and fuck like a retarded stallion stallion.

Over to you...

I might know someone

Yay

That went over your head didnt it?

If not. PM me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in and I’m looking for a decent cup of tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a beauty thread best in a while, so here goes... - I’m a younger lad who loves a laugh and joke but has a serious weakness for older women and redheads - looking for 35+ ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m in and I’m looking for a decent cup of tea

_ensuallover1000 is desperate. and now, hes all yours

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By *akemepurrWoman
over a year ago

Fife

I’m in. Looking for tall, dark and handsome man. Single and with his own teeth please! Good in bed and not clingy but wants a relationship. Also within a reasonable distance (c. 1hr driving). Bonus points if he wants a hot wife type arrangement!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A man, 6'3"+, dark hair, brown eyes, beard, dad bod, fills a doorway, bit rugged, VWE, and can hold a conversation.....

If you find me one within a reasonable distance from cardiff I will be incredibly impressed and hail you as the king of match making

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If she can suck a grape through a straw that’s a massive bonus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m in and I’m looking for a decent cup of tea

_ensuallover1000 is desperate. and now, hes all yours

He can’t be that desperate surely

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m in and I’m looking for a decent cup of tea

_ensuallover1000 is desperate. and now, hes all yours

He can’t be that desperate surely

Thats what i thought but the algorithm never lies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m in and I’m looking for a decent cup of tea

_ensuallover1000 is desperate. and now, hes all yours

He can’t be that desperate surely

Thats what i thought but the algorithm never lies"

Cheeky prince you are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm losing track, these come thick and fast and my scientific algorithms are having trouble keeping up"

This could take you a while

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I want someone who likes my buns

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"I’m in and I’m looking for a decent cup of tea

_ensuallover1000 is desperate. and now, hes all yours

Cheeky and I will invite you to our glorious wedding.

Oh....I need a best man to so if you could help out?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I want someone who likes my buns

I already set you up.

You'll have to wait till part 3

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m in and I’m looking for a decent cup of tea

_ensuallover1000 is desperate. and now, hes all yours

Cheeky and I will invite you to our glorious wedding.

Oh....I need a best man to so if you could help out?

Take private parts, hes clogging up my thread

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"I want someone who likes my buns

I already set you up.

You'll have to wait till part 3"

Who with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m looking for a good sense of humour and a woman with as high a sex drive as me. (I want it a lot)

Down to earth too.

Thanks algorithm

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"Might as well.

Male, at least 5'10, between 38-54, available when I am and no more than a 30 min drive away, must be able to accommodate and fuck like a stallion.

Over to you...

I might know someone

Yay

That went over your head didnt it?

If not. PM me

Yes, I have to admit I didn't notice you'd changed the details, you bugger.

Anyway, come on, be serious and find me a new lover....tia

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"I’m in and I’m looking for a decent cup of tea

_ensuallover1000 is desperate. and now, hes all yours

He can’t be that desperate surely

Where shall we honeymoon darlin’?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What a beauty thread best in a while, so here goes... - I’m a younger lad who loves a laugh and joke but has a serious weakness for older women and redheads - looking for 35+ ...

kk36. Check her out. not sure on hair colour but i think you 2 will hit it off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm in!

A woman:

bisexual, close to Liverpool, wants to meet at a club, doesn't smoke or do drugs, is 26-40.

A man:

Straight, close to or can travel to Liverpool, wants to meet at a club, is ~30-50, doesn't smoke or do drugs, will actually read my profile before he messages me, isn't submissive or into anal play.

Couples... A combination of the above."

God damn! I ticked all apart from too far

*sobs*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m in and I’m looking for a decent cup of tea

_ensuallover1000 is desperate. and now, hes all yours

Cheeky and I will invite you to our glorious wedding.

Oh....I need a best man to so if you could help out?

I’m really looking forward to the sloppy kebab

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Might as well.

Male, at least 5'10, between 38-54, available when I am and no more than a 30 min drive away, must be able to accommodate and fuck like a stallion.

Over to you...

I might know someone

Yay

That went over your head didnt it?

If not. PM me

Yes, I have to admit I didn't notice you'd changed the details, you bugger.

Anyway, come on, be serious and find me a new lover....tia

wow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm defo out after last time sure I ended up with cheeky

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm in!

A woman:

bisexual, close to Liverpool, wants to meet at a club, doesn't smoke or do drugs, is 26-40.

A man:

Straight, close to or can travel to Liverpool, wants to meet at a club, is ~30-50, doesn't smoke or do drugs, will actually read my profile before he messages me, isn't submissive or into anal play.

Couples... A combination of the above.

God damn! I ticked all apart from too far

*sobs*"

You've been setup as well

Go away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in please x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m in and I’m looking for a decent cup of tea

_ensuallover1000 is desperate. and now, hes all yours

He can’t be that desperate surely

Where shall we honeymoon darlin’?

Yes, let’s go to Pontins

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By *reedy_for_funCouple
over a year ago

My House

Black ... or white

Bi ... or curious... or straight

Fun personality ... don't take themselves or others seriously

No inhibitions .. willing to try anything for a laugh

Cock size not important... but do prefer girth when available

Body type really not important either .. love a love handle

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A man, 6'3"+, dark hair, brown eyes, beard, dad bod, fills a doorway, bit rugged, VWE, and can hold a conversation.....

If you find me one within a reasonable distance from cardiff I will be incredibly impressed and hail you as the king of match making "

Mr Gorgeous. I'm sure he's what you're looking for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm defo out after last time sure I ended up with cheeky"

I’m already taken now, so you’re safe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A man, 6'3"+, dark hair, brown eyes, beard, dad bod, fills a doorway, bit rugged, VWE, and can hold a conversation.....

If you find me one within a reasonable distance from cardiff I will be incredibly impressed and hail you as the king of match making

Mr Gorgeous. I'm sure he's what you're looking for

Nooooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm defo out after last time sure I ended up with cheeky

I’m already taken now, so you’re safe

Joking I am cheekster

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Never thought I'd say this. But we need more men in here

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"I’m in and I’m looking for a decent cup of tea

_ensuallover1000 is desperate. and now, hes all yours

Cheeky and I will invite you to our glorious wedding.

Oh....I need a best man to so if you could help out?

I’m really looking forward to the sloppy kebab

I’v just procured some quality Lambrini to - we’ll dine like a king and queen on the night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm in!

A woman:

bisexual, close to Liverpool, wants to meet at a club, doesn't smoke or do drugs, is 26-40.

A man:

Straight, close to or can travel to Liverpool, wants to meet at a club, is ~30-50, doesn't smoke or do drugs, will actually read my profile before he messages me, isn't submissive or into anal play.

Couples... A combination of the above.

God damn! I ticked all apart from too far

*sobs*"

Boo! =(

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A man, 6'3"+, dark hair, brown eyes, beard, dad bod, fills a doorway, bit rugged, VWE, and can hold a conversation.....

If you find me one within a reasonable distance from cardiff I will be incredibly impressed and hail you as the king of match making

Mr Gorgeous. I'm sure he's what you're looking for

Nooooo"

What? shes lovely!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m in and I’m looking for a decent cup of tea

_ensuallover1000 is desperate. and now, hes all yours

Cheeky and I will invite you to our glorious wedding.

Oh....I need a best man to so if you could help out?

I’m really looking forward to the sloppy kebab

I’v just procured some quality Lambrini to - we’ll dine like a king and queen on the night

Have you not got any Sherry

. I want to celebrate in style you know

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

This is too confusing I'm out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm in!

A woman:

bisexual, close to Liverpool, wants to meet at a club, doesn't smoke or do drugs, is 26-40.

A man:

Straight, close to or can travel to Liverpool, wants to meet at a club, is ~30-50, doesn't smoke or do drugs, will actually read my profile before he messages me, isn't submissive or into anal play.

Couples... A combination of the above.

God damn! I ticked all apart from too far

*sobs*

You've been setup as well

Go away

It was a bad match

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over a year ago

"I'm in!

A woman:

bisexual, close to Liverpool, wants to meet at a club, doesn't smoke or do drugs, is 26-40.

A man:

Straight, close to or can travel to Liverpool, wants to meet at a club, is ~30-50, doesn't smoke or do drugs, will actually read my profile before he messages me, isn't submissive or into anal play.

Couples... A combination of the above.

God damn! I ticked all apart from too far

*sobs*

You've been setup as well

Go away

It was a bad match"

How fucking dare you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A man, 6'3"+, dark hair, brown eyes, beard, dad bod, fills a doorway, bit rugged, VWE, and can hold a conversation.....

If you find me one within a reasonable distance from cardiff I will be incredibly impressed and hail you as the king of match making

Mr Gorgeous. I'm sure he's what you're looking for

Nooooo

What? shes lovely!

We already got fab married, messy divorce

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A man, 6'3"+, dark hair, brown eyes, beard, dad bod, fills a doorway, bit rugged, VWE, and can hold a conversation.....

If you find me one within a reasonable distance from cardiff I will be incredibly impressed and hail you as the king of match making

Mr Gorgeous. I'm sure he's what you're looking for

Nooooo

What? shes lovely!

one I was out and two I gen thought you was quoting cheeky. Still no hold a shit convo and little dick

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A man, 6'3"+, dark hair, brown eyes, beard, dad bod, fills a doorway, bit rugged, VWE, and can hold a conversation.....

If you find me one within a reasonable distance from cardiff I will be incredibly impressed and hail you as the king of match making

Mr Gorgeous. I'm sure he's what you're looking for

Nooooo

What? shes lovely!

We already got fab married, messy divorce

Ha! what are the odds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A man, 6'3"+, dark hair, brown eyes, beard, dad bod, fills a doorway, bit rugged, VWE, and can hold a conversation.....

If you find me one within a reasonable distance from cardiff I will be incredibly impressed and hail you as the king of match making

Mr Gorgeous. I'm sure he's what you're looking for

Nooooo

What? shes lovely!

one I was out and two I gen thought you was quoting cheeky. Still no hold a shit convo and little dick"

I’ll have you know I am lovely

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A man, 6'3"+, dark hair, brown eyes, beard, dad bod, fills a doorway, bit rugged, VWE, and can hold a conversation.....

If you find me one within a reasonable distance from cardiff I will be incredibly impressed and hail you as the king of match making

Mr Gorgeous. I'm sure he's what you're looking for

Nooooo

What? shes lovely!

one I was out and two I gen thought you was quoting cheeky. Still no hold a shit convo and little dick

I’ll have you know I am lovely

ish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A man, 6'3"+, dark hair, brown eyes, beard, dad bod, fills a doorway, bit rugged, VWE, and can hold a conversation.....

If you find me one within a reasonable distance from cardiff I will be incredibly impressed and hail you as the king of match making

Mr Gorgeous. I'm sure he's what you're looking for

Nooooo

What? shes lovely!

one I was out and two I gen thought you was quoting cheeky. Still no hold a shit convo and little dick

I’ll have you know I am lovely

Lol jokes I'm just salty because they've both already pied us

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"I’m in and I’m looking for a decent cup of tea

_ensuallover1000 is desperate. and now, hes all yours

Cheeky and I will invite you to our glorious wedding.

Oh....I need a best man to so if you could help out?

I’m really looking forward to the sloppy kebab

I’v just procured some quality Lambrini to - we’ll dine like a king and queen on the night

Have you not got any Sherry

. I want to celebrate in style you know

Eh....I’ll have to ask the forumites for a whip round; I’m sure we can raise enough....

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Come on then PoF... I would like someone who’s up for a laugh, doesn’t take things to seriously and just wants to have fun with a naughty ending, and I prefer dark hair

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over a year ago

"Come on then PoF... I would like someone who’s up for a laugh, doesn’t take things to seriously and just wants to have fun with a naughty ending, and I prefer dark hair "

I am honestly struggling for men right now. But hold on

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"Come on then PoF... I would like someone who’s up for a laugh, doesn’t take things to seriously and just wants to have fun with a naughty ending, and I prefer dark hair

I am honestly struggling for men right now. But hold on"

Lol, that’s alright part of fab life being patient

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d like an nice inbox to fill

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Actually. Im out of time now.

Once again Lady Lick goes unmatched. Starting to suspect she's the problem here.

Everyone else who didn't find the love of their life here today, The Prince of Matchmaking will be back soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God damn it! I always miss out!!

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By *esse1972Man
over a year ago

Rugeley

Story of my life. It’s finished lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel like after busting your balls in the last two threads you would sooner match me with a wheelie bin

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By *akemepurrWoman
over a year ago

Fife

"I'm in!

A woman:

bisexual, close to Liverpool, wants to meet at a club, doesn't smoke or do drugs, is 26-40.

A man:

Straight, close to or can travel to Liverpool, wants to meet at a club, is ~30-50, doesn't smoke or do drugs, will actually read my profile before he messages me, isn't submissive or into anal play.

Couples... A combination of the above."

Awwww. I’m just nowhere near Liverpool. Xx

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

I'm in... Oh

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

"Go on Choo I'm in!

I'm a peri menopausal super human cruising for knock yer pants off mind and body bending chemistry and kindness. Deep n daft.

Haway, dont let me down

You're already mine, why would i match you with someone just to cheat on me?

But fine. You get 20thCenturyToyxxx

I could settle for you both. I've got a plan ....

Hormones are mental like I said, so if it's ok I'd quite like to eat raw kale off Toys heart chakra and snort gin out of Prince's belly button.

You two can clash swords over me having a little weep. Then we all just hug for 5 hours.

Safe word 'ovaries'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm in!

A woman:

bisexual, close to Liverpool, wants to meet at a club, doesn't smoke or do drugs, is 26-40.

A man:

Straight, close to or can travel to Liverpool, wants to meet at a club, is ~30-50, doesn't smoke or do drugs, will actually read my profile before he messages me, isn't submissive or into anal play.

Couples... A combination of the above.

Awwww. I’m just nowhere near Liverpool. Xx"

Damn, I'm just having no luck tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in.

I’m looking for an old billionaire with a dodgy heart

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"Actually. Im out of time now.

Once again Lady Lick goes unmatched. Starting to suspect she's the problem here.

Everyone else who didn't find the love of their life here today, The Prince of Matchmaking will be back soon

Don't bother

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Actually. Im out of time now.

Once again Lady Lick goes unmatched. Starting to suspect she's the problem here.

Everyone else who didn't find the love of their life here today, The Prince of Matchmaking will be back soon

Love of my life? Please! Love is so overrated, it ultimately only causes pain.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m in

Someone that will laugh at my shit jokes to humour me please "

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over a year ago

"Actually. Im out of time now.

Once again Lady Lick goes unmatched. Starting to suspect she's the problem here.

Everyone else who didn't find the love of their life here today, The Prince of Matchmaking will be back soon

Don't bother

Well dont say I never offered

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over a year ago

"Go on Choo I'm in!

I'm a peri menopausal super human cruising for knock yer pants off mind and body bending chemistry and kindness. Deep n daft.

Haway, dont let me down

You're already mine, why would i match you with someone just to cheat on me?

But fine. You get 20thCenturyToyxxx

I could settle for you both. I've got a plan ....

Hormones are mental like I said, so if it's ok I'd quite like to eat raw kale off Toys heart chakra and snort gin out of Prince's belly button.

You two can clash swords over me having a little weep. Then we all just hug for 5 hours.

Safe word 'ovaries' "

Does it have to be swords? I would say mines more of a dagger. But I do have an innie belly button so that should suit you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m in and I’m looking for a decent cup of tea

_ensuallover1000 is desperate. and now, hes all yours

Cheeky and I will invite you to our glorious wedding.

Oh....I need a best man to so if you could help out?

I’m really looking forward to the sloppy kebab

I’v just procured some quality Lambrini to - we’ll dine like a king and queen on the night

Have you not got any Sherry

. I want to celebrate in style you know

Eh....I’ll have to ask the forumites for a whip round; I’m sure we can raise enough....

Should we just elope with a can of white lightning

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m in and I’m looking for a decent cup of tea

_ensuallover1000 is desperate. and now, hes all yours

Cheeky and I will invite you to our glorious wedding.

Oh....I need a best man to so if you could help out?

I’m really looking forward to the sloppy kebab

I’v just procured some quality Lambrini to - we’ll dine like a king and queen on the night

Have you not got any Sherry

. I want to celebrate in style you know

Eh....I’ll have to ask the forumites for a whip round; I’m sure we can raise enough....

Should we just elope with a can of white lightning

See? This is what happens when you listen to the scientific algorithms

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over a year ago

"I’m in and I’m looking for a decent cup of tea

_ensuallover1000 is desperate. and now, hes all yours

Cheeky and I will invite you to our glorious wedding.

Oh....I need a best man to so if you could help out?

I’m really looking forward to the sloppy kebab

I’v just procured some quality Lambrini to - we’ll dine like a king and queen on the night

Have you not got any Sherry

. I want to celebrate in style you know

Eh....I’ll have to ask the forumites for a whip round; I’m sure we can raise enough....

Should we just elope with a can of white lightning

See? This is what happens when you listen to the scientific algorithms

Could you sort a guest list for us

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over a year ago

"I’m in and I’m looking for a decent cup of tea

_ensuallover1000 is desperate. and now, hes all yours

Cheeky and I will invite you to our glorious wedding.

Oh....I need a best man to so if you could help out?

I’m really looking forward to the sloppy kebab

I’v just procured some quality Lambrini to - we’ll dine like a king and queen on the night

Have you not got any Sherry

. I want to celebrate in style you know

Eh....I’ll have to ask the forumites for a whip round; I’m sure we can raise enough....

Should we just elope with a can of white lightning

See? This is what happens when you listen to the scientific algorithms

Could you sort a guest list for us

Sorry, software just crashed. I'll have to reboot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I may be a challenge too far.

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