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"Can you not do it in the morning before you leave in the comfort of your own hone / bed? " I forgot to put in that the sample cannot be more than an hour old. Sorry. I guess I could but it’s Something to do with the way seamen breaks down? I honestly don’t have a clue to be fair | |||
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"Does this place your going for testing not have some small private rooms put aside for just this reason. I would like to thank they do. Or are those days gone where you where ushered off to side room with a dirty magazine. " Apparently not. | |||
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"Are you hoping for an attractive receptionist to take your sample? " Ha ha chance would be a fine thing right | |||
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"This is a tricky one! I’d phone today and explain the situation and ask if they do have any rooms. If not, you’ll have to break the law. It won’t be the first time you’ve bent the rules of the land, I’m sure!" It wouldn’t be the first time no lol. If the sample pot wasn’t so damn small it might be easier. (That’s not a brag it is just a stupidly small pot) | |||
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"Are you hoping for an attractive receptionist to take your sample? " That's BUPA | |||
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"I am sure when I had to give a sample ( to ensure that there were none of the little blighters there anymore) it was longer than 2 hours. As stated above, I would explain. 1 hour is a little unreasonable. I’m sure I had 2 or 3." 1 hour is not unreasonable for fertility testing. After an hour you can get inaccurate results. Post snip it isn’t as important as there should be any swimmers there. As for sample collection make sure you fill the label on the pot in and just put the sample container at your head before you produce. Not the most fancy wank but very do able. | |||
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"Are you hoping for an attractive receptionist to take your sample? That's BUPA " I laughed way to hard at that | |||
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"I am sure when I had to give a sample ( to ensure that there were none of the little blighters there anymore) it was longer than 2 hours. As stated above, I would explain. 1 hour is a little unreasonable. I’m sure I had 2 or 3. 1 hour is not unreasonable for fertility testing. After an hour you can get inaccurate results. Post snip it isn’t as important as there should be any swimmers there. As for sample collection make sure you fill the label on the pot in and just put the sample container at your head before you produce. Not the most fancy wank but very do able." I will be doing this method for sure. I just wish the pot was a bit bigger than a test tube you know | |||
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"I've just read a book written by a doctor who worked in a fertility clinic. He said that the men used the staff toilets where he worked and knowing that he found it difficult to concentrate when he was in the loo knowing what was possibly going on in the next cubicle. He also mentioned the guy who overshot the pot and scooped his semen up off the carpet. I'm not sure what they expect you to do in the circumstances but I'm guessing that the warning against using public loos is to cover their back because frankly I'd rather you did it in the loo than the hospital car park . As if it's not stressful enough already. " Thanks. Your right about it being stressful. Lots of thoughts going through my mind. But being optimistic and hoping not to be arrested at the same time. | |||
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"I am sure when I had to give a sample ( to ensure that there were none of the little blighters there anymore) it was longer than 2 hours. As stated above, I would explain. 1 hour is a little unreasonable. I’m sure I had 2 or 3. 1 hour is not unreasonable for fertility testing. After an hour you can get inaccurate results. Post snip it isn’t as important as there should be any swimmers there. As for sample collection make sure you fill the label on the pot in and just put the sample container at your head before you produce. Not the most fancy wank but very do able. I will be doing this method for sure. I just wish the pot was a bit bigger than a test tube you know " NHS cutbacks | |||
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"I am sure when I had to give a sample ( to ensure that there were none of the little blighters there anymore) it was longer than 2 hours. As stated above, I would explain. 1 hour is a little unreasonable. I’m sure I had 2 or 3. 1 hour is not unreasonable for fertility testing. After an hour you can get inaccurate results. Post snip it isn’t as important as there should be any swimmers there. As for sample collection make sure you fill the label on the pot in and just put the sample container at your head before you produce. Not the most fancy wank but very do able. I will be doing this method for sure. I just wish the pot was a bit bigger than a test tube you know NHS cutbacks " Something like that ha ha | |||
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"Get your Mrs to spit it into a pot while are driving up there" As good an idea as this is. Wouldn’t it affect the sample quality? | |||
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"Appreciate all the contributions thus far. Thanks for the support. X" How did it go did you have to knock one out in the car park or was there a room set aside? | |||
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"Appreciate all the contributions thus far. Thanks for the support. X How did it go did you have to knock one out in the car park or was there a room set aside?" It’s tomorrow morning so I will let you know | |||
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"Put out a meet request for someone local to the clinic or wherever it is to help you! " Ha ha I will do that. Are you offering to travel lol? | |||
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