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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Sitting here at 4.45am eating crumpets and drinking coffee

Off to the airport soon for a week in Prague

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

I do love hot buttery crumpets!

Hope you have a safe flight, and a great week away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sitting here at 4.45am eating crumpets and drinking coffee

Off to the airport soon for a week in Prague "

Crumpets? You tease x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This mornings breakfast choice was scrambled eggs with cheese, onion & coriander on top of a slice of toast

Enjoy Prague !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sitting here at 4.45am eating crumpets and drinking coffee

Off to the airport soon for a week in Prague

Crumpets? You tease x"

Warburtons giant crumpets at that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sitting here at 4.45am eating crumpets and drinking coffee

Off to the airport soon for a week in Prague

Crumpets? You tease x

Warburtons giant crumpets at that "

Utter filth.

How am I going g to get back to sleep with that image in my head?

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"Sitting here at 4.45am eating crumpets and drinking coffee

Off to the airport soon for a week in Prague

Crumpets? You tease x

Warburtons giant crumpets at that "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sitting here at 4.45am eating crumpets and drinking coffee

Off to the airport soon for a week in Prague

Crumpets? You tease x

Warburtons giant crumpets at that

Utter filth.

How am I going g to get back to sleep with that image in my head?"

They’re seriously amazing. Never had them before but not sure I can go back to just regular crumpets ever again

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

Oh I've fancied hot buttery crumpets for days but I just can't find them in Missouri!!

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By *ihimbiherCouple
over a year ago

lightwater

Ooooo how the other half live!

Enjoy sexy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sitting here at 4.45am eating crumpets and drinking coffee

Off to the airport soon for a week in Prague

Crumpets? You tease x

Warburtons giant crumpets at that

Utter filth.

How am I going g to get back to sleep with that image in my head?

They’re seriously amazing. Never had them before but not sure I can go back to just regular crumpets ever again "

Look, can you stop with the food porn? It's unfair. The best I got in the house is leftover xmas twiglets. I feel deprived

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"Sitting here at 4.45am eating crumpets and drinking coffee

Off to the airport soon for a week in Prague

Crumpets? You tease x

Warburtons giant crumpets at that

Utter filth.

How am I going g to get back to sleep with that image in my head?"

Agreed.

Where are the Forum Mods when you need them?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sitting here at 4.45am eating crumpets and drinking coffee

Off to the airport soon for a week in Prague

Crumpets? You tease x

Warburtons giant crumpets at that

Utter filth.

How am I going g to get back to sleep with that image in my head?

They’re seriously amazing. Never had them before but not sure I can go back to just regular crumpets ever again

Look, can you stop with the food porn? It's unfair. The best I got in the house is leftover xmas twiglets. I feel deprived"

I think my daughter is trying to make up for the semi raw potato dish she served me last night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sitting here at 4.45am eating crumpets and drinking coffee

Off to the airport soon for a week in Prague

Crumpets? You tease x

Warburtons giant crumpets at that

Utter filth.

How am I going g to get back to sleep with that image in my head?

Agreed.

Where are the Forum Mods when you need them? "

Probably distracted my the smell of toasting crumpets

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sitting here at 4.45am eating crumpets and drinking coffee

Off to the airport soon for a week in Prague

Crumpets? You tease x

Warburtons giant crumpets at that

Utter filth.

How am I going g to get back to sleep with that image in my head?

Agreed.

Where are the Forum Mods when you need them?

Probably distracted my the smell of toasting crumpets "

They’re all here with me eating crumpets

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"Sitting here at 4.45am eating crumpets and drinking coffee

Off to the airport soon for a week in Prague

Crumpets? You tease x

Warburtons giant crumpets at that

Utter filth.

How am I going g to get back to sleep with that image in my head?

Agreed.

Where are the Forum Mods when you need them?

Probably distracted my the smell of toasting crumpets "

#ModsLikeCrumpet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sitting here at 4.45am eating crumpets and drinking coffee

Off to the airport soon for a week in Prague

Crumpets? You tease x

Warburtons giant crumpets at that

Utter filth.

How am I going g to get back to sleep with that image in my head?

They’re seriously amazing. Never had them before but not sure I can go back to just regular crumpets ever again

Look, can you stop with the food porn? It's unfair. The best I got in the house is leftover xmas twiglets. I feel deprived

I think my daughter is trying to make up for the semi raw potato dish she served me last night "

Semi raw? Isn't that illegal?

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"Sitting here at 4.45am eating crumpets and drinking coffee

Off to the airport soon for a week in Prague

Crumpets? You tease x

Warburtons giant crumpets at that

Utter filth.

How am I going g to get back to sleep with that image in my head?

They’re seriously amazing. Never had them before but not sure I can go back to just regular crumpets ever again

Look, can you stop with the food porn? It's unfair. The best I got in the house is leftover xmas twiglets. I feel deprived

I think my daughter is trying to make up for the semi raw potato dish she served me last night

Semi raw? Isn't that illegal?"

I think that the OP is trying to distract us away from her crumpet torture.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sitting here at 4.45am eating crumpets and drinking coffee

Off to the airport soon for a week in Prague

Crumpets? You tease x

Warburtons giant crumpets at that

Utter filth.

How am I going g to get back to sleep with that image in my head?

They’re seriously amazing. Never had them before but not sure I can go back to just regular crumpets ever again

Look, can you stop with the food porn? It's unfair. The best I got in the house is leftover xmas twiglets. I feel deprived

I think my daughter is trying to make up for the semi raw potato dish she served me last night

Semi raw? Isn't that illegal?"

It bloody shoulda been. Potatoes definitely shouldn’t crunch when you’re eating them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sitting here at 4.45am eating crumpets and drinking coffee

Off to the airport soon for a week in Prague

Crumpets? You tease x

Warburtons giant crumpets at that

Utter filth.

How am I going g to get back to sleep with that image in my head?

They’re seriously amazing. Never had them before but not sure I can go back to just regular crumpets ever again

Look, can you stop with the food porn? It's unfair. The best I got in the house is leftover xmas twiglets. I feel deprived

I think my daughter is trying to make up for the semi raw potato dish she served me last night

Semi raw? Isn't that illegal?

It bloody shoulda been. Potatoes definitely shouldn’t crunch when you’re eating them "

I am calling the police!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sitting here at 4.45am eating crumpets and drinking coffee

Off to the airport soon for a week in Prague

Crumpets? You tease x

Warburtons giant crumpets at that

Utter filth.

How am I going g to get back to sleep with that image in my head?

They’re seriously amazing. Never had them before but not sure I can go back to just regular crumpets ever again

Look, can you stop with the food porn? It's unfair. The best I got in the house is leftover xmas twiglets. I feel deprived

I think my daughter is trying to make up for the semi raw potato dish she served me last night

Semi raw? Isn't that illegal?

It bloody shoulda been. Potatoes definitely shouldn’t crunch when you’re eating them

I am calling the police!"

I tried that. Not sure why they weren’t very interested

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My semi gets raw after a good session...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My semi gets raw after a good session... "

You might wanna get that checked out. Doesn’t sound good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Safe trip. Enjoy

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"My semi gets raw after a good session... "

Please focus on the thread topic...we are discussing how awful it is to read about huge, hot, buttery crumpets being consumed, with butter running down the chin...

Sorry, I got carried away..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My semi gets raw after a good session...

Please focus on the thread topic...we are discussing how awful it is to read about huge, hot, buttery crumpets being consumed, with butter running down the chin...

Sorry, I got carried away.. "

There is nothing dribbling down my chin, I’m always very careful not to let anything spill out of my mouth

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"My semi gets raw after a good session...

Please focus on the thread topic...we are discussing how awful it is to read about huge, hot, buttery crumpets being consumed, with butter running down the chin...

Sorry, I got carried away..

There is nothing dribbling down my chin, I’m always very careful not to let anything spill out of my mouth "

Skillz...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My semi gets raw after a good session...

Please focus on the thread topic...we are discussing how awful it is to read about huge, hot, buttery crumpets being consumed, with butter running down the chin...

Sorry, I got carried away..

There is nothing dribbling down my chin, I’m always very careful not to let anything spill out of my mouth

Skillz... "

I’ve practiced lots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im eating crumpets too. Christmas tree shaped ones with lashings of kerry gold

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"My semi gets raw after a good session...

Please focus on the thread topic...we are discussing how awful it is to read about huge, hot, buttery crumpets being consumed, with butter running down the chin...

Sorry, I got carried away..

There is nothing dribbling down my chin, I’m always very careful not to let anything spill out of my mouth

Skillz...

I’ve practiced lots "

You do realise that you will be the cause of a national crumpet shortage, right?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My semi gets raw after a good session...

Please focus on the thread topic...we are discussing how awful it is to read about huge, hot, buttery crumpets being consumed, with butter running down the chin...

Sorry, I got carried away..

There is nothing dribbling down my chin, I’m always very careful not to let anything spill out of my mouth

Skillz...

I’ve practiced lots

You do realise that you will be the cause of a national crumpet shortage, right?"

Not guilty miss

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"My semi gets raw after a good session...

Please focus on the thread topic...we are discussing how awful it is to read about huge, hot, buttery crumpets being consumed, with butter running down the chin...

Sorry, I got carried away..

There is nothing dribbling down my chin, I’m always very careful not to let anything spill out of my mouth

Skillz...

I’ve practiced lots

You do realise that you will be the cause of a national crumpet shortage, right?

Not guilty miss "

Err..I think you are guilty of a lot of things!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My semi gets raw after a good session...

Please focus on the thread topic...we are discussing how awful it is to read about huge, hot, buttery crumpets being consumed, with butter running down the chin...

Sorry, I got carried away..

There is nothing dribbling down my chin, I’m always very careful not to let anything spill out of my mouth

Skillz...

I’ve practiced lots

You do realise that you will be the cause of a national crumpet shortage, right?

Not guilty miss

Err..I think you are guilty of a lot of things!"

I’m innocent I tell ya

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"My semi gets raw after a good session...

Please focus on the thread topic...we are discussing how awful it is to read about huge, hot, buttery crumpets being consumed, with butter running down the chin...

Sorry, I got carried away..

There is nothing dribbling down my chin, I’m always very careful not to let anything spill out of my mouth

Skillz...

I’ve practiced lots

You do realise that you will be the cause of a national crumpet shortage, right?

Not guilty miss

Err..I think you are guilty of a lot of things!

I’m innocent I tell ya "

Can I please remind you of your original post?..

I rest my case.

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By *atinocoupleCouple
over a year ago

SF, NY, London (in that order)


"Sitting here at 4.45am eating crumpets and drinking coffee

Off to the airport soon for a week in Prague "

9pm in California. Napa White wine and crumpets here. Dinner of the gods

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sitting here at 4.45am eating crumpets and drinking coffee

Off to the airport soon for a week in Prague

9pm in California. Napa White wine and crumpets here. Dinner of the gods"

Ssshhhhh, don’t mention you have crumpets.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never had one, I just put a request to my hotels kitchen for Crumpets.

They look like toast with holes in

I Googled them lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Never had one, I just put a request to my hotels kitchen for Crumpets.

They look like toast with holes in

I Googled them lol"

Oh you’re gonna love them. Nothing like bread.

So soft and crunchy at the same time if they’re cooked properly

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"

They look like toast with holes in

"

Crumpets are much, much more than 'toast with holes in'.

Wash your mouth out..

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By *atinocoupleCouple
over a year ago

SF, NY, London (in that order)


"Sitting here at 4.45am eating crumpets and drinking coffee

Off to the airport soon for a week in Prague

9pm in California. Napa White wine and crumpets here. Dinner of the gods

Ssshhhhh, don’t mention you have crumpets. "

CRUMPETS FOR THE WIN!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sitting here at 4.45am eating crumpets and drinking coffee

Off to the airport soon for a week in Prague

9pm in California. Napa White wine and crumpets here. Dinner of the gods

Ssshhhhh, don’t mention you have crumpets.

CRUMPETS FOR THE WIN!"

Crumpets lovers unite

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By *atinocoupleCouple
over a year ago

SF, NY, London (in that order)


"Sitting here at 4.45am eating crumpets and drinking coffee

Off to the airport soon for a week in Prague

9pm in California. Napa White wine and crumpets here. Dinner of the gods

Ssshhhhh, don’t mention you have crumpets.

CRUMPETS FOR THE WIN!

Crumpets lovers unite "

Crumpet sex. I'm calling it, it's a thing

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sitting here at 4.45am eating crumpets and drinking coffee

Off to the airport soon for a week in Prague

9pm in California. Napa White wine and crumpets here. Dinner of the gods

Ssshhhhh, don’t mention you have crumpets.

CRUMPETS FOR THE WIN!

Crumpets lovers unite

Crumpet sex. I'm calling it, it's a thing "

Is that having sex with a crumpet? Or lying on a bed of crumpets?

I think I need more information

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By *atinocoupleCouple
over a year ago

SF, NY, London (in that order)


"Sitting here at 4.45am eating crumpets and drinking coffee

Off to the airport soon for a week in Prague

9pm in California. Napa White wine and crumpets here. Dinner of the gods

Ssshhhhh, don’t mention you have crumpets.

CRUMPETS FOR THE WIN!

Crumpets lovers unite

Crumpet sex. I'm calling it, it's a thing

Is that having sex with a crumpet? Or lying on a bed of crumpets?

I think I need more information "

I'm going with bed of crumpets, having sex whilst eating crumpets.

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

Have a great time

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By *esse1972Man
over a year ago

Rugeley

Enjoy xx

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"Sitting here at 4.45am eating crumpets and drinking coffee

Off to the airport soon for a week in Prague "

Sounds good, visit the Karluv Most for me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Thanks all, we just landed and waiting for luggage now lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sitting here at 4.45am eating crumpets and drinking coffee

Off to the airport soon for a week in Prague

Crumpets? You tease x

Warburtons giant crumpets at that

"

Stop teasing. I want a lovely warm, moist crumpet to munch on!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Enjoy your holiday tbh I don't like the giant crumpets xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thanks all, we just landed and waiting for luggage now lol"
Always the fun part. Travelled with a colleague a months a go. As I grabbed her bag for I couldn’t help but notice her vibrator was buzzing away. In front of everyone she opened her case to turn it off. I had to laugh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thanks all, we just landed and waiting for luggage now lol"

Have fun x

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