FabSwingers.com forum: Do your Farts Smell

By *nytimeade OP Man
over a year ago

Skegness

Mine Do this morning ...Jesus ..

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By *amslam1000Man
over a year ago

willenhall

beer and red meat make mine whiff the next day

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington

thankfully not often (cos I fart a lot these days - the older I get, the more I fart)....but when they do whiff they can be real hum-dingers

I'm quite sure everyone does stinky farts some times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No Smell Not Well!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"thankfully not often (cos I fart a lot these days - the older I get, the more I fart)....but when they do whiff they can be real hum-dingers

I'm quite sure everyone does stinky farts some times

ur lucky uve got great big boobs or i may of just gone off ya

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By *histler21Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

Why is only your own farts smell good?

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By *nytimeade OP Man
over a year ago

Skegness

Ooooowww .my god , . another , Crabs and Guinness ,dont mix ,me thinks .. even Meg's gone out in the rain .lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"thankfully not often (cos I fart a lot these days - the older I get, the more I fart)....but when they do whiff they can be real hum-dingers

I'm quite sure everyone does stinky farts some times

So thats what the occasional smell is in Warrington when I go to work!

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By *ornyHorwichCpl aka HHCCouple
over a year ago

horwich

For God's sake ....Someone open a window !!!

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

what a bloody subject

can think of things better to discuss

lol

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By *nytimeade OP Man
over a year ago

Skegness

"what a bloody subject

can think of things better to discuss

lol"

LOL, i like to share ...

i'm not at all selfish ...he he

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"what a bloody subject

can think of things better to discuss

lol

LOL, i like to share ...

i'm not at all selfish ...he he

or should that be shellfish

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By *nytimeade OP Man
over a year ago

Skegness

"what a bloody subject

can think of things better to discuss

lol

LOL, i like to share ...

i'm not at all selfish ...he he

or should that be shellfish

lol, you just spoilt my punch line ,

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By *nytimeade OP Man
over a year ago

Skegness

"For God's sake ....Someone open a window !!!

I think it's safe to close ya window now ...

Mebbies

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By *ornyHorwichCpl aka HHCCouple
over a year ago

horwich

Maybe in your house fella !

Scarlett can't blame the dog...We haven't got one !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...and lo, it came to pass that upon this day, the Professor realised that the forum topics had run their course and there was nothing else left to discuss

..and he wept.

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington

"...and lo, it came to pass that upon this day, the Professor realised that the forum topics had run their course and there was nothing else left to discuss

..and he wept."

nah...there have been loads of fart threads over the years.....and they are usually good for a giggle

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By *nytimeade OP Man
over a year ago

Skegness

"...and lo, it came to pass that upon this day, the Professor realised that the forum topics had run their course and there was nothing else left to discuss

..and he wept.

nah...there have been loads of fart threads over the years.....and they are usually good for a giggle

Duth tho comparest me to a fart ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smell..No

Moist..Often

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"nah...there have been loads of fart threads over the years.....and they are usually good for a giggle

Its a sure fire bet in a pub: Bet anyone to say one word that will raise a smile. 'Fart' wins every time...

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By *nytimeade OP Man
over a year ago

Skegness

HA HA , i just remembered ,my mate with his petrol lighter trying to set fire to his farts ...lol, bet some of you guys have tried it too..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"HA HA , i just remembered ,my mate with his petrol lighter trying to set fire to his farts ...lol, bet some of you guys have tried it too..

I'll go find a really funny YouTube link ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

SMELLY FARTS are like quality street....Made for Sharing

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By *nytimeade OP Man
over a year ago

Skegness

Women are very crafty when they Fart i have noticed , they do a little cough to hide the noise , and some cross their legs , and start chatting about some thing very random .lol..

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington

"Women are very crafty when they Fart i have noticed , they do a little cough to hide the noise , and some cross their legs , and start chatting about some thing very random .lol..

I don't....I say "pardon me" and then either blush, laugh or both

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By *nytimeade OP Man
over a year ago

Skegness

"Women are very crafty when they Fart i have noticed , they do a little cough to hide the noise , and some cross their legs , and start chatting about some thing very random .lol..

I don't....I say "pardon me" and then either blush, laugh or both

Thats cos your a Lady ... i can tell

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington

"Women are very crafty when they Fart i have noticed , they do a little cough to hide the noise , and some cross their legs , and start chatting about some thing very random .lol..

I don't....I say "pardon me" and then either blush, laugh or both

Thats cos your a Lady ... i can tell

pfffffffffft...nah, not me. Don't you know the saying.....

a lady who says no means maybe, a lady who says maybe means yes and a lady who says yes is no lady

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By *nytimeade OP Man
over a year ago

Skegness

"Women are very crafty when they Fart i have noticed , they do a little cough to hide the noise , and some cross their legs , and start chatting about some thing very random .lol..

I don't....I say "pardon me" and then either blush, laugh or both

Thats cos your a Lady ... i can tell

pfffffffffft...nah, not me. Don't you know the saying.....

a lady who says no means maybe, a lady who says maybe means yes and a lady who says yes is no lady

As i said , i ca tell....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"pfffffffffft...nah, not me. Don't you know the saying.....

a lady who says no means maybe, a lady who says maybe means yes and a lady who says yes is no lady

So the answer is yes you aren't a lady ..?

Which I doubt.

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By *nytimeade OP Man
over a year ago

Skegness

"pfffffffffft...nah, not me. Don't you know the saying.....

a lady who says no means maybe, a lady who says maybe means yes and a lady who says yes is no lady

So the answer is yes you aren't a lady ..?

Which I doubt.

Ermmm, Charlie do one .. i'm working here ..

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By *nytimeade OP Man
over a year ago

Skegness

"Women are very crafty when they Fart i have noticed , they do a little cough to hide the noise , and some cross their legs , and start chatting about some thing very random .lol..

I don't....I say "pardon me" and then either blush, laugh or both

Thats cos your a Lady ... i can tell

pfffffffffft...nah, not me. Don't you know the saying.....

a lady who says no means maybe, a lady who says maybe means yes and a lady who says yes is no lady

I bet yours smell of Roses ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine smell of roses and violets

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By *nytimeade OP Man
over a year ago

Skegness

"Mine smell of roses and violets"

God what a mixture ,( been waiting for this ) well my aunty Rose's smelt terrible , But her sister Violet was known as 'VIOLENT VIOLET' .and could clear a room with her farts .

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So you must be a right Stinker ..

Bum Bum ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mine are all year round sprout farts lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

would be very unfair to the hard of hearing for a fart not to smell or how would they have the pleasure of knowing you had just droped one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Farts smell for the benefit of the deaf.

Although I once heard of a blind skunk who fell in love with a fart.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

MY FARTS DO NOT SMELL .

having said that i cant smell anything i wonder if theres summit wrong wi me nose lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been told my farts smell like a sunday roast dinner. I had a whiff once to check (held my head under the duvet after a good old rip), and it kinda did but in a more concentrated variety.

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By *nytimeade OP Man
over a year ago

Skegness

My daughter got me a bottle of that Guinness flavoured brown sauce , i used to rely on baked beans to liven up a sweet smelling evening , but now i can brew up a stinker on command after splashing on the Guinness sauce ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Christmas day, boxing day, New years day or when I've had to many Guinness the night before lol.

*Sits On Coffin *

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

could be a new blockbuster programme ... "How smelly is my fart?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a shit forum post.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On a second meet I farted when I laughed, just a little one but non the less a fart in front of an almost stranger.

Lucky we r still friends and lovers but he now follows me to the bathroom for a pee so he can catch me again

I think he enjoys watching my blushes

I still die on the inside when he mentions it,

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