FabSwingers.com forum: Estate Agent Style

By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

i.e embellished..

WE WRITE: When I arrived I was warmly greeted at the door.

WE MEAN: His sweaty palms were up my foof while i was still coming through the gate !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The write up = We finally made this womans fantasy come true, a blindfold, a submissive woman who dresses to please and a top bloke.

The real meaning = Her husband plied her with brandy and babychams all night, stuck a bag on her head and ripped her a hole in her tights so fat Malc the local bin man could hang out the back of her while her husband had a quick wank watching somebody do what he's crap at. She still thinks it was George Clooney that scuttled her over the arm of the settee!

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By *amslam1000Man
over a year ago

willenhall

The loverly lady made me welcome, she was realy into the whole deal amd we had fun would love to see here again

means

I havent had any for a while and the minger let me. i'll be nice on here and then I'l have some anytime i want.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

We Write: My God ladies you should see his cock and he knows what to do with it.

We Mean : You SHOULD see it , it's hilarious. He knew I wasn't going to touch it so he finished himself off.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Oh I thought you meant something like this....

Has retained a number of period features and is a doer-upper for someone looking for a project involving some structural work and a lot of cosmetics. South facing entry suffers from damp.

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

LMAO .. that is so funny.. keep going

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

WE WRITE: A friendly and polite man.

WE MEAN: You'll notice I am not mentioning his looks.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

WE WRITE: Look after him ladies.

WE MEAN: You have him, I won't want him back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh I thought you meant something like this....

Has retained a number of period features and is a doer-upper for someone looking for a project involving some structural work and a lot of cosmetics. South facing entry suffers from damp."

Quality ...as always

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

WE WRITE: I lost count how many times he made me cum.

WE MEAN: I fell asleep from the tedium and monotony.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

WE WRITE: Does what it says on the tin.

WE MEAN: Touch dry in under an hour. Best before end of June 2010

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

WE WRITE: His kissing alone made me so wet.

WE MEAN: Drooler alert! It was like snogging a soaked sponge.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

WE WRITE: ......... and he smelt great!

WE MEAN: He brought chips.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

WE WRITE: Yet again an amazing night. What can I say but WOW. Everything from soft and sensual to hard full on lust. We were up all night laughing, kissing, having great conversations and lots and lots of steamy sex.

WE MEAN: It wasn't anything special, but I am trying to make myself look good here to widen my options so I don't have to keep going back to this clingy munter.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I'm not doing anymore if no one else is trying

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

We Write: This woman sucks like a Dyson.

We Mean: This woman sucks.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

WE WRITE: A very enjoyable evening.

WE MEAN: Good job they left the telly on or I would have missed Eastenders.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

WE WRITE: He made sure I was completely relaxed.

WE MEAN: Spiked my drink.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

WE WRITE: We talked for hours and he's very experienced

WE MEAN: He bored me into a semi-coma going on and on about what he use to do with his ex.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

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WE WRITE: Helped my gangbang go with a swing.

WE MEAN: He sat in the corner wanking and left when I had my eyes shut.

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

WE WRITE: Im not going to kiss and tell

WE MEAN: I cannot think of anything positive to say

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

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WE WRITE: This quiet but genuine guy has hidden depths.

WE MEAN: He didn't say a word!

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

WE WRITE: This guy was really cute

WE MEAN: This guy is a midget

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

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WE WRITE: VWE and knows how to use it!!

WE MEAN: Fucked me like a jackhammer and now I can't walk.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

WE WRITE: Wow Wow Wow!

WE MEAN: Fat bastard stood on my foot.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

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WE WRITE: Nice pleasant guy

WE MEAN: Boring

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By *ewels74Woman
over a year ago

Dundee/Angus/Blackpool

haha all these had me giggling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Way too funny, I'm keeping an eye out to see if there's a trend of 'we mean' verifications lol

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

WE WRITE : Punctual and Reliable

WE MEAN : On my doorstep every night when I got in from work.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

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WE WRITE: Knows how to use his tongue and fingers

WE MEAN: Doesn't know how to use his cock

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"WE WRITE: Knows how to use his tongue and fingers

WE MEAN: Doesn't know how to use his cock"

That really made me laugh

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

WE WRITE : Very trustworthy.

WE MEAN : Didn't nick too much.

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"Way too funny, I'm keeping an eye out to see if there's a trend of 'we mean' verifications lol"

I'm taking notes......

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

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WE WRITE: Was the life and soul of the party!

WE MEAN: Can't remember him at all!

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

WE WRITE: Knows how to use his tongue and fingers.

WE MEAN: Didn't know how to use cutlery when we ordered food in the bar.

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

"I'm not doing anymore if no one else is trying

Please dont stop I find it really funny

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

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WE WRITE: Amazing body!

WE MEAN: Face would frighten children.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

WE WRITE: He taught me a thing or two.

WE MEAN: Like not to believe what people wrote in his verifications.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a glossary in this thread somewhere lol

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

WE WRITE: Unbelievable oral skills.

WE MEAN: I still can't believe anyone could talk so much bollox.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

WE WRITE: He really can lick a pussy for hours.

WE MEAN: I had time for a nap.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

WE WRITE: His pics don't do him justice.

WE MEAN: Should be locked up .

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

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WE WRITE: I've met this guy several times

WE MEAN: Because no-one else will meet me

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

WE WRITE: He loved the way I sucked him and made him cum so hard

WE MEAN: He was a crap shag but Ill take the opportunity to blow my own trumpet. All publicity is good publicity...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

..... I'm wetting myself here.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

WE WRITE: Had me coming in no time!

WE MEAN: Put new batteries in my lecky toothbrush.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

WE WRITE: Can't wait for round 2.

WE MEAN: May be I'll get a chance to knock one out next time.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

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WE WRITE: Friendly and welcoming

WE MEAN: She'll do anyone

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

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"WE WRITE: Can't wait for round 2.

WE MEAN: May be I'll get a chance to knock one out next time."

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

WE WRITE: Waiting on all fours how could I resist.

WE MEAN: When I couldn't see her face and pretended she was someone pretty.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

WE WRITE: She has a wicked streak and certainly suprised me.

We MEAN: She held a switch to my throat and let six bikers in.

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

WE WRITE: Hes very adventurous

WE MEAN: One day he might actually find the right hole

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"WE WRITE: Unbelievable oral skills.

WE MEAN: I still can't believe anyone could talk so much bollox."

I'm saving that one for Timbers

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

We write. Great figure with plenty of curves

We mean we had to hide the pies

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"WE WRITE: She has a wicked streak and certainly suprised me.

We MEAN: She held a switch to my throat and let six bikers in."

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

WE WRITE: Cant wait to try new things with him

WE MEAN: Next time Ill wear a blindfold then I dont have to look

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

WE WRITE: He certainly knows a trick or two.

WE MEAN: Stuck me with the bar bill and I still fucked him.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

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WE WRITE: She surprised me with a blowjob

WE MEAN: She's a biter!

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

WE WRITE: An incredibly interesting man who kept me mesmerised for the entire evening.

WE MEAN: An utter head the ball who needs watching.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

WE WRITE: Don't turn this woman down!

WE MEAN: Especially if you have pets and she knows where you live!

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

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WE WRITE: She's very vocal.

WE MEAN: The neighbours complained.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

WE WRITE: An incredibly creative mind.

WE MEAN: Woke up with an Elmer Fudd tat round each nipple

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

WE WRITE: Honest and genuine

WE MEAN: I thought they were joking when they said they were nothing special.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

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WE WRITE: Entertaining and funny.

WE MEAN: My wife laughed when his pants came off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

HE WRITES: I look like Brad Pitt

HE MEANS: As he was in The Curious Case of Benjamin Button

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

WE WRITE: He said he'd bring a friend and he did.

WE MEAN: I nearly shit when I saw his alsatian.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

WE WRITE: We have bumped into eachother at a few socials and I'm looking forward to some sext times.

WE MEAN: Gullible and easy to butter-up. Will be keeping as a fall back if I can't get a hottie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WE WRITE: VERY responsive.

WE MEAN: Came in 10 seconds.

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

WE WRITE: I just keep going back for more

WE MEAN: He's convenient and I cant be arsed looking elsewhere at the moment

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By *weet DevilMan
over a year ago

dukinfield

we write shes got a pussy like a mouse

we mean she got a pussy like a hipopotumus

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

WE WRITE: A very 'special' person.

WE MEAN: FFS how feckin stupid can one person be.

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

WE WRITE: Unfortunately our meet was very brief

WE MEAN: I gave him 15 minutes before Corrie started

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

WE WRITE: Unfortunately our meet was very brief

WE MEAN: Cock out, jizzed, job done.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WE WRITE; A real man.

WE MEAN; Stank like a baboons arse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WE WRITE: Treat this woman like a princess.

WE MEAN: This woman wholeheartedly believes she is royalty and there will be drama if you suggest otherwise.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

WE WRITE: Unfortunately our meet was a very brief lunchtime natter which ended with a bit of fun in the carpark.

WE MEAN: Not my type but copped a feel of her tits and got a blow job to make the most of a wasted lunch hour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread is great!

I wish I could come up with something.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WE WRITE; As his profile states, he loves oral.

WE MEAN; Just wanted a blow job.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

WE WRITE: Time stood still when we met.

WE MEAN: I couldn't wait to get the fuck out of there!

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

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WE WRITE: Unfortunately our meet was very brief

WE MEAN: I can't believe how quickly he came!

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

WE WRITE: Best sex I've had in a long time

WE MEAN: I haven't had a shag since 2007

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WE WRITE; Met for a quick coffee and hello.

WE MEAN; Total freak, I couldn't get away fast enough!

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

WE WRITE: Best sex ever!

WE MEAN: I was a virgin

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

WE WRITE: Love this guy to bits.

WE MEAN: Preferably 6 bits in bin liners ready to feed to the pigs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WE WRITE; Photo's do not do him justice.

WE MEAN; His photo's are 20 yrs old, we thought his Dad came instead!

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"WE WRITE; As his profile states, he loves oral.

WE MEAN; Just wanted a blow job."

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

WE WRITE: Very sexy woman.

WE MEAN: I really can fuck anything with a pulse.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

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WE WRITE: Its taken several months but we finally got together

WE MEAN: He stood me up the 6 other times we arranged a meet.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

WE WRITE: Its taken several months but we finally got together

WE MEAN: I ran out of options.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WE WRITE; He knows a few tricks.

WE MEAN; Tried to ram a marrow up my fanny!!

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

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WE WRITE: Knows his way round a womans body

WE MEAN: Couldn't find a clitoris with a map

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WE WRITE: She's chatty and easy going.

WE MEAN: She talked until 2:30 am while consuming her own weight in vodka then fell asleep in the hallway.

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

WE WRITE: I'm keeping this guy to myself

WE MEAN: He's chained up in my outhouse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WE WRITE; Met this guy a while ago.

WE MEAN; He's been pestering me for a verification and the sex was so dull I can't remember a thing about it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WE WRITE; Arrived with wine.

WE MEAN; He knew I'd have to be pissed to fuck him.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

WE WRITE: He knows a few tricks.

WE MEAN: Mainly how to make things disappear... like my booze and £20 out of my purse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WE WRITE: I've never had a blowjob quite like it.

WE MEAN: Its been 2 weeks and those teeth marks down there aren't healing. Help!

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

WE WRITE: Attentive and giving

WE MEAN: Desperate to make sure you come back.

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

WE WRITE: Would love to meet again sometime

WE MEAN: Keep my options open incase I dont get a better offer

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

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WE WRITE: Interesting style

WE MEAN: Dressed like a tramp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WE WRITE; Met for a drink, unfortunately I had a family emergency and had to leave.

WE MEAN; Thank God for the fake call button on my mobile.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

WE WRITE: Back for seconds and it just gets better every time.

WE MEAN: Not been having much luck meeting other people. At least I didn't have to go through all the pre-shag bollox this time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WE WRITE; Very knowledgable on many subjects.

WE MEAN; Bored the shit out of me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WE WRITE; Ladies, this man is AMAZING! Not to be missed.

WE MEAN; Please, for the love of God, someone take this munter off my hands.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

WE WRITE: A little shy at first.

WE MEAN: Needs to get pissed off her tits before she puts out.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

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"WE WRITE: A little shy at first.

WE MEAN: Needs to get pissed off her tits before she puts out."

Dammit, you read one of mine!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WE WRITE; Has some interesting piercings.

WE MEAN; Make sure you have some extra thick condoms!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WE WRITE; He loves a bit of kink.

WE MEAN; He begged to be spanked and have my 10" dildo up his arse.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

WE WRITE: Really easy to get along with.

WE MEAN: With self-confidence that low she wouldn’t complain if you wiped your arse with the shower curtains.

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

WE WRITE A very handsome guy

We MEAN yes he might of been 25 years ago

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

WE WRITE This is one women not to be missed

WE MEAN Please take this bunny boiler off our hands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the sex was good.

didnt really like him or fancy him though.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

WE WRITE: First met this couple many years ago on a different site and have stayed in touch ever since.

WE MEAN: We go to the same herpes support group.

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By *eicsCouple
over a year ago

leicester

WE WRITE; We met for a quickie.

WE MEAN; Lasted 10 secs and left!

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By *eicsCouple
over a year ago

leicester

WE WRITE; Was very nervous

WE MEAN; Could not get a hard on !

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

WE WRITE was a last minute meet

WE MEAN had a cancelation and needed a shag from anyone

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

WE WRITE: He went out of his way to make me feel at home

WE MEAN: There was a weeks worth of dirty dishes and he farted all night

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

WE WRITE: What can I say about this lady....

WE MEAN: Just how much of this bollox do I have to make up before some of the lookers take me seriously?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WE WRITE: A guy who knows how to keep himself clean...

WE MEAN: My curtains need washing...

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

WE WRITE: She couldn't wait to get my cock in her mouth.

WE MEAN: Judging by the size of her, it's the first bit of meat she's sucked on which wasn't deep fried and covered in batter.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

WE WRITE: She's a star!

WE MEAN: All her pictures are photoshop'd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WE WRITE; This bear of a man certainly knows what he wants.

WE MEAN; PANDA ALERT! Eats, shoots and leaves...

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

WE WRITE: She's a real gem!

WE MEAN: She was being dug-out by dirty blokes before I was born!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"WE WRITE was a last minute meet

WE MEAN had a cancelation and needed a shag from anyone"
We've been there!

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By *YLINDERCouple
over a year ago

CARDIFF

well this is the funniest thing i ve read ever nearly wet myself laughing xx

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

WE WRITE: He's really well endowed and thick too

WE MEAN: As two short planks

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By *obinhood-maidmarionCouple
over a year ago

Yorkshire area

we write :this women has a healthy appetite

we mean: the fat bitch ate all the pizza

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By *obinhood-maidmarionCouple
over a year ago

Yorkshire area

we write, excellent personality

we mean : ugly as fuck

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By *obinhood-maidmarionCouple
over a year ago

Yorkshire area

we write, she has curves in all the right places

we mean : she sat on my cock and her tits dropped to my balls

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By *obinhood-maidmarionCouple
over a year ago

Yorkshire area

we write :this guy can fuck for england

we mean: he couldnt come for yugoslavia

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By *obinhood-maidmarionCouple
over a year ago

Yorkshire area

we write : this girl got soooo wet

we mean :the daft bitch spilt vodka all over

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By *obinhood-maidmarionCouple
over a year ago

Yorkshire area

we write, :this couple instantly made us feel relaxed

we mean :they put chloroform on a hankey and drugged us

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By *obinhood-maidmarionCouple
over a year ago

Yorkshire area

we write : dont let this guy slip through your fingers

we mean : his cock is tiny.....be carefull

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By *obinhood-maidmarionCouple
over a year ago

Yorkshire area

we write : dont miss this guy

we mean : no really....dont miss this guy cos he comes as soon as you touch his cock

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By *obinhood-maidmarionCouple
over a year ago

Yorkshire area

we write : we played for hours

We mean : i was dry as a bone

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By *obinhood-maidmarionCouple
over a year ago

Yorkshire area

we write : this lady is a complete animal!

we mean : she is a complete animal, elephant is the best description

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By *ewels74Woman
over a year ago

Dundee/Angus/Blackpool

gotta say hehe - how to make people feel paranoid after that lol

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

WE WRITE: Met for a drink and I really struggled to keep my hands off of him.

WE MEAN: How much did I want to slap the twat!

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By *obinhood-maidmarionCouple
over a year ago

Yorkshire area

we write : my hands were all over him

we mean : the fat cunt squashed me and I couldnt get him off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WE WRITE - wow! What can we say about this couple..

WE MEAN - Fucking wierdo's, leg it!!

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

WE WRITE: Don’t let that innocent look fool you.

WE MEAN: She really is that feckin' stupid.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WE WRITE - She has boobs to die for and a body to match, he is a true gent and very laid back

WE MEAN - She was a right fat knacker and if she gets on top you're gonna go through the bed springs like chips! He only tried to grab my cock once and hid under the bed and said 'pretend I'm not here!'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"go through the bed springs like chips!"

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

WE WRITE: Wow she didn’t stop and has an insatiable appetite.

WE MEAN: She emptied my fridge in under an hour.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

WE WRITE: This guy had me on my knees begging for more.

WE MEAN: I needed a lot more drinks to fuck this guy, but the mini-bar under the dressing table was empty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WE WRITE - This couple know how to party!!

WE MEAN - When we got to their place they having a plate throwing contest and were smashed Casini and White Storm cider, we just drove passed as the police tried to seperate them with pepper spray and the police dogs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WE WRITE - Don't miss this class act, a wonderful couple

WE MEAN - Thought I'd fell into a threesome with the Chuckle Brothers, her 'tache was bigger than his and they kept bickering and tutting and giving each other evils.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

WE WRITE: Boy this man sure knows how to get a woman wet!

WE MEAN: Slobbers like a bulldog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We Write: My God ladies you should see his cock and he knows what to do with it.

We Mean : You SHOULD see it , it's hilarious. He knew I wasn't going to touch it so he finished himself off."

Lmao!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about ...

WE WRITE: She has a totally smooth pussy!

WE MEAN: She has an arse crack as hairy as a builders.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we wrote: she has an amazing slim figure.

We mean: it's amazing she didn't snap like a twig, I've seen more curves on a pencil.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WE WRITE - Met this woman for a coffee, we all had a lovely time.

WE MEAN - She bought her mum and dad to starbucks and they fleeced me of 50 quids worth of coffee and cakes then pissed off home.

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WE WRITE: She has gorgeous curves!

WE MEAN: She has the fattest arse you have ever seen!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

WE WRITE- hes good with toys and sure knows how to use em

WE MEAN- he cant get an erection

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WE WRITE: He turned up on time

WE MEAN: He didn’t cum in his pants and turn round.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WE WRITE - This lady know all the tricks.

WE MEAN - As soon as you walk in she give a price list starting at a tenner.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WE WRITE: Fantastic boobs!

WE MEAN: The face wasn’t so good!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

WE WRITE- this lady is good with her mouth

WE MEAN- her fanny was a wellie top

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By *eicsCouple
over a year ago

leicester

WE WRITE; We played with this lovely couple in the hot tub ..

WE MEAN: They needed a bath before we went near them !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WE WRITE: They are genuine and friendly!

WE MEAN: A catty aggressive couple who talk about people behind their back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"WE WRITE - This lady know all the tricks.

WE MEAN - As soon as you walk in she give a price list starting at a tenner. "

Ummmmm.. I've had this said about me a few times! Does that mean I can charge now? Oooooooooooooooooo

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By *eicsCouple
over a year ago

leicester

WE WRITE : This lady was smoking hot !

WE MEAN; She smoked like a beagle !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"WE WRITE : This lady was smoking hot !

WE MEAN; She smoked like a beagle !"

Love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WE WRITE: I was on cloud 9!

WE MEAN: He farted so much I was partially asphyxiated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"WE WRITE - Don't miss this class act, a wonderful couple

WE MEAN - Thought I'd fell into a threesome with the Chuckle Brothers, her 'tache was bigger than his and they kept bickering and tutting and giving each other evils. "
To me, to you...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WE WRITE: Wow stunning they just don’t look their age!

WE MEAN: Must be 10 years older than their profile says.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WE WRITE: There pictures don’t do them justice!

WE MEAN: My god they look bad in the flesh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WE WRITE - This man is an ANIMAL in the bedroom!

WE MEAN - He poo'd in the corner of our bedroom, dragged arse all over our duvet and spent the rest of the night trying to lick his own bollox!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"WE WRITE - This man is an ANIMAL in the bedroom!

WE MEAN - He poo'd in the corner of our bedroom, dragged arse all over our duvet and spent the rest of the night trying to lick his own bollox! "

A contortionist if you can lick your own balls!

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By *i de BiCouple
over a year ago

Leicester

WE WRITE; This woman oozed sex appeal

WE MEAN; I was last at a bukkake party !

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

WE WRITE: We were all understandably nervous at first but then things picked up and a great time was had by all.

WE MEAN: Hated all of them. Didn't want to speak or fuck them so hit the vodka hard and nothing was too much trouble after that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WE WRITE- Fantastic people well worth meeting!

WE MEAN- An interesting meet buy won’t be seeing them again!

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

WE WRITE: Lovely woman I was totally at ease with her.

WE MEAN: I swallowed the rohipnol by mistake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WE WRITE: Take a towel you will need it!

WE MEAN: Watch out poor bladder control!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WE WRITE: She has fantastic eyes!

WE MEAN: Just don’t look at her smile she has teeth as yellow as custard.

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