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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Are sneaky bugger you dont know you've got them. Until it's to late

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are sneaky bugger you dont know you've got them. Until it's to late "

Same with the clap

Being an avid bare backer is a nightmare

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

You shouldn't cruel around on the carpet pp

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By *ildjianMan
over a year ago

London

Always keep a tube of Acriflex in the cupboard...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been there my friend (carpet burns, but the clap )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Been there my friend (carpet burns, but the clap )"

Two types of people on the world, those that have had clap, and those that lie about it

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"You shouldn't cruel around on the carpet pp "

I suppose walking on it all day doesn't help

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Always keep a tube of Acriflex in the cupboard... "

Noted

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk


"You shouldn't cruel around on the carpet pp

I suppose walking on it all day doesn't help "

No you get blisters

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Random experience. As a kid in my infinite wisdom I decided to try and do a power slide on carpet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Been there my friend (carpet burns, but the clap )

Two types of people on the world, those that have had clap, and those that lie about it"

You’ll be rescinded your offer then

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"You shouldn't cruel around on the carpet pp

I suppose walking on it all day doesn't help

No you get blisters "

You're doing it too fast, if you have blisters

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham


"Are sneaky bugger you dont know you've got them. Until it's to late "

You need to practice the plank !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh ffs autocorrect

That should obv have said ‘not’ the clap and rescinding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dear me, how did you get them

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Are sneaky bugger you dont know you've got them. Until it's to late

You need to practice the plank ! "

Would that be a bit difficult when you're doing it doggy style

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk


"You shouldn't cruel around on the carpet pp

I suppose walking on it all day doesn't help

No you get blisters

You're doing it too fast, if you have blisters "

I'll have to do it slower no fun in that

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Well done "

You're so kind thank you

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Dear me, how did you get them "

I'm not showing you a diagram

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I got terrible carpet burns after shagging one of my first bfs, I couldn't walk properly for days

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"You shouldn't cruel around on the carpet pp

I suppose walking on it all day doesn't help

No you get blisters

You're doing it too fast, if you have blisters

I'll have to do it slower no fun in that "

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"I got terrible carpet burns after shagging one of my first bfs, I couldn't walk properly for days "

How do you get carpet burns there

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere


"I got terrible carpet burns after shagging one of my first bfs, I couldn't walk properly for days

How do you get carpet burns there "

Where do you think they were?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dear me, how did you get them

I'm not showing you a diagram "

Why not you show me everything else

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"I got terrible carpet burns after shagging one of my first bfs, I couldn't walk properly for days

How do you get carpet burns there

Where do you think they were? "

If I have to explain the the humour is lost in translation

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Dear me, how did you get them

I'm not showing you a diagram

Why not you show me everything else "

Do not

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere


"I got terrible carpet burns after shagging one of my first bfs, I couldn't walk properly for days

How do you get carpet burns there

Where do you think they were?

If I have to explain the the humour is lost in translation "

Yes obviously it's lost!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Been there my friend (carpet burns, but the clap )

Two types of people on the world, those that have had clap, and those that lie about it

You’ll be rescinded your offer then "

No, I dont mind sharing std

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

Why carpet burns I got them off the bed. And I've had them on my elbows. Getting friction burn somewhere is not good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dear me, how did you get them

I'm not showing you a diagram

Why not you show me everything else

Do not "

Yes you do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Been there my friend (carpet burns, but the clap )

Two types of people on the world, those that have had clap, and those that lie about it

You’ll be rescinded your offer then

No, I dont mind sharing std "

Is that a sandwich

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Worth the pain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Been there my friend (carpet burns, but the clap )

Two types of people on the world, those that have had clap, and those that lie about it

You’ll be rescinded your offer then

No, I dont mind sharing std "

Sharing is caring

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Been there my friend (carpet burns, but the clap )

Two types of people on the world, those that have had clap, and those that lie about it

You’ll be rescinded your offer then

No, I dont mind sharing std

Sharing is caring "

I'd do ya

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Dear me, how did you get them

I'm not showing you a diagram

Why not you show me everything else

Do not

Yes you do "

You like my cake pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Been there my friend (carpet burns, but the clap )

Two types of people on the world, those that have had clap, and those that lie about it

You’ll be rescinded your offer then

No, I dont mind sharing std

Is that a sandwich "

Could be if you play your cards right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Been there my friend (carpet burns, but the clap )

Two types of people on the world, those that have had clap, and those that lie about it

You’ll be rescinded your offer then

No, I dont mind sharing std

Sharing is caring "

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Been there my friend (carpet burns, but the clap )

Two types of people on the world, those that have had clap, and those that lie about it

You’ll be rescinded your offer then

No, I dont mind sharing std

Sharing is caring

"

Wheres the shake your head emoji when you need it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Been there my friend (carpet burns, but the clap )

Two types of people on the world, those that have had clap, and those that lie about it

You’ll be rescinded your offer then

No, I dont mind sharing std

Sharing is caring

Wheres the shake your head emoji when you need it. "

GUM clinic receiving some bad news

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good job I have no carpets

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Good job I have no carpets"

Splinters are worse

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Many years ago I had a rather energetic fuck hanging off the edge of a table, after a lot of energetic thrusting by my fb at the time my lower back was covered in friction burns, bloomin hurt for days it did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fun getting them though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Been there my friend (carpet burns, but the clap )

Two types of people on the world, those that have had clap, and those that lie about it

You’ll be rescinded your offer then

No, I dont mind sharing std

Sharing is caring

I'd do ya "

What, POF? I’ll watch

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Been there my friend (carpet burns, but the clap )

Two types of people on the world, those that have had clap, and those that lie about it

You’ll be rescinded your offer then

No, I dont mind sharing std

Sharing is caring

I'd do ya

What, POF? I’ll watch "

God no not POF

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got them on my shoulder blades once.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ball bag carpet burns are not the one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

got scars on my back from them

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

Ah I used to live on a holiday camp with cheap cord carpet. I once spent 2 weeks give or take with carpet burns on my nose and forehead

I can laugh about it now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ah I used to live on a holiday camp with cheap cord carpet. I once spent 2 weeks give or take with carpet burns on my nose and forehead

I can laugh about it now

"

nose and fore head lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a permanent scar from a carpet burn, on the top of my foot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Been there my friend (carpet burns, but the clap )

Two types of people on the world, those that have had clap, and those that lie about it

You’ll be rescinded your offer then

No, I dont mind sharing std

Sharing is caring

I'd do ya

What, POF? I’ll watch

God no not POF "

Wow, ok, dont sugar coat it or anything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Been there my friend (carpet burns, but the clap )

Two types of people on the world, those that have had clap, and those that lie about it

You’ll be rescinded your offer then

No, I dont mind sharing std

Sharing is caring

I'd do ya

What, POF? I’ll watch

God no not POF

Wow, ok, dont sugar coat it or anything"

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Been there my friend (carpet burns, but the clap )

Two types of people on the world, those that have had clap, and those that lie about it

You’ll be rescinded your offer then

No, I dont mind sharing std

Sharing is caring

I'd do ya

What, POF? I’ll watch

God no not POF

Wow, ok, dont sugar coat it or anything"

Sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Been there my friend (carpet burns, but the clap )

Two types of people on the world, those that have had clap, and those that lie about it

You’ll be rescinded your offer then

No, I dont mind sharing std

Is that a sandwich

Could be if you play your cards right"

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