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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Write my profile. Or at least a few lines

Thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m too acerbic for it

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Hi, Here is a little about me. I am utterly adorable with a capital A.

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

Genuine discrete proffesional gentleman looking for nawty fun.

God, just writing that out made my knickers drop. You'll be grand.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

[Removed by poster at 05/01/20 13:59:19]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anal virgin looking for a VWE to destroy my bum hole.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fill in later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You don't need a profile, OP. You're doing well

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You don't need a profile, OP. You're doing well "

Bless you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You’re gorgeous, I really like your profile and I like more that you are fun in the forums and can laugh at yourself .... change not needed my Prince

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 05/01/20 14:20:41]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“I don’t know how to put this, but I’m kind of a big deal.”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where’s it gone? I particularly love the day my name 3 times thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Write my profile. Or at least a few lines

Thanks "
i love myself so that means I'm easy to love doesn't it, you gotta love yourself before others can love you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 05/01/20 14:20:41]"

Totally off subject .... you have a lovely bottom x

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Meet me and I'll make a thread for you - you'll be as infamous as the rest of 'em.

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"Write my profile. Or at least a few lines

Thanks "

Will fill in latter....

These you go op.

The best profile ever.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Meet me and I'll make a thread for you - you'll be as infamous as the rest of 'em."

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

I don’t need a safe word

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like long walks in the country

A summer breeze

The feeling you get before you sneeze

I’m my own man

I’m super sweet and sensitive

just ask my nan

I’m not afraid to cry

I’m not afraid to laugh

Don’t kneel down there

I’ve got some thing that’ll poke you in your eye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gotta put your awards on surely. It will be like Tom Hanks’ wkikpaedia

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

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Hello there, my name's Harry the Hamster. I'm about 8cm tall, a little bit chubby, and a little bit hairy. And i'm looking for a female...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Where’s it gone? I particularly love the day my name 3 times thing "

I deleted while in a strop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where’s it gone? I particularly love the day my name 3 times thing

I deleted while in a strop "

Oh that’s a shame, I did that to my whole profile ..... I liked your profile even though you always make me beg for your attention lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Where’s it gone? I particularly love the day my name 3 times thing

I deleted while in a strop

Oh that’s a shame, I did that to my whole profile ..... I liked your profile even though you always make me beg for your attention lol "

All you have to do is pm me and I'll slip a finger in you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've seen it all now, the ultimate in Lazy

Surely if someone else writes your profile, it won't be accurate.

Your profile should be about you, and only you know who you are.

Asking complete strangers to write it for you is going to be as effective as leaving it blank.

I'm guessing you're of the thinking that if someone else does it, you'll have greater sucess in getting a meet? Maybe, but when that person meets you and finds out that you're nothing like you claim to be in your profile, then what?

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip


"I've seen it all now, the ultimate in Lazy

Surely if someone else writes your profile, it won't be accurate.

Your profile should be about you, and only you know who you are.

Asking complete strangers to write it for you is going to be as effective as leaving it blank.

I'm guessing you're of the thinking that if someone else does it, you'll have greater sucess in getting a meet? Maybe, but when that person meets you and finds out that you're nothing like you claim to be in your profile, then what?"

I think he's joking. He's well-known around these parts.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've seen it all now, the ultimate in Lazy

Surely if someone else writes your profile, it won't be accurate.

Your profile should be about you, and only you know who you are.

Asking complete strangers to write it for you is going to be as effective as leaving it blank.

I'm guessing you're of the thinking that if someone else does it, you'll have greater sucess in getting a meet? Maybe, but when that person meets you and finds out that you're nothing like you claim to be in your profile, then what?"

I'm lazy? You couldn't even be bothered to get dressed for most of your photos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've seen it all now, the ultimate in Lazy

Surely if someone else writes your profile, it won't be accurate.

Your profile should be about you, and only you know who you are.

Asking complete strangers to write it for you is going to be as effective as leaving it blank.

I'm guessing you're of the thinking that if someone else does it, you'll have greater sucess in getting a meet? Maybe, but when that person meets you and finds out that you're nothing like you claim to be in your profile, then what?

I'm lazy? You couldn't even be bothered to get dressed for most of your photos "

Touche!

You've got me there.

Sorry fella, had a headache when I read the forum this morning so brain wasn't properly functioning, so not properly tuned in to humour, lol

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By *uietlykinkymeWoman
over a year ago

kinky land


"I've seen it all now, the ultimate in Lazy

Surely if someone else writes your profile, it won't be accurate.

Your profile should be about you, and only you know who you are.

Asking complete strangers to write it for you is going to be as effective as leaving it blank.

I'm guessing you're of the thinking that if someone else does it, you'll have greater sucess in getting a meet? Maybe, but when that person meets you and finds out that you're nothing like you claim to be in your profile, then what?"

That made me chuckle

Not very catchy though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

now this is a story all about how

my life got flipped turned upside down

and I'd like to take a minute just sit right there

I'll tell you how I become the prince of a forum called Fab Swingers

in sunny Donny born and raised

on the forum is where I spent most of my days

chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool

and pervin some sexy photos of you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"now this is a story all about how

my life got flipped turned upside down

and I'd like to take a minute just sit right there

I'll tell you how I become the prince of a forum called Fab Swingers

in sunny Donny born and raised

on the forum is where I spent most of my days

chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool

and pervin some sexy photos of you

"

Well that's that song stuck in my head for the rest of the night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahh my job is done

Hey i am getting so many sweet messages about your copycat photo... Everyone loves it.. Someone wanted to fuck my hairy chest .. So that may have been meant for you?? xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my hair is black

and ive come back

please dont give me any flack

i think I'm pretty good int sack

I'm into ropes and restraints

and I'm definitely not a saint

my figures great so guys say

please don't message with just 'hey'

write a sentence with some wit

then you may get to touch my tits

or not as the case may be

ce la vie

the red ribbon was just for Christmas

but know this about this lass

I'm looking for the upper class

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Done.

Thanks everyone.

Best profile ever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Done.

Thanks everyone.

Best profile ever"

Brilliant!

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You really dont want me to write it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not sure your profile is any better than before! Especially with the copy and paste forum posts!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not sure your profile is any better than before! Especially with the copy and paste forum posts! "

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"Genuine discrete proffesional gentleman looking for nawty fun.

God, just writing that out made my knickers drop. You'll be grand."

You're in there OP

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Not sure your profile is any better than before! Especially with the copy and paste forum posts! "

That was the whole point.

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

**Written for me by the weirdos in the forum**

Cool! I haven't even contributed but still get recognition!!

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

All you need now is one more public pic of an erection next to something manly and sexy like a can of WD40 or perhaps a pack of bacon??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"All you need now is one more public pic of an erection next to something manly and sexy like a can of WD40 or perhaps a pack of bacon?? "

Bitches love bacon

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"**Written for me by the weirdos in the forum**

Cool! I haven't even contributed but still get recognition!! "

Glad I could help

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire


"**Written for me by the weirdos in the forum**

Cool! I haven't even contributed but still get recognition!!

Glad I could help "

I need all the help I can get

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ob you are now hidden! What did i miss!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ob you are now hidden! What did i miss! "

Dont know why that happened

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