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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Only sensible answers please and definitely no riff-raff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stop begging, it's unbecoming of a gentleman.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've come across the dessert to greet you with a smile

My camel looks so tired it's hardly worth my while !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where would you like me to take you?

I'm going to tesco soon if you fancy it?

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Stop begging, it's unbecoming of a gentleman. "

Makes sense

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By *urple-roseWoman
over a year ago

Stoke

"Only sensible answers please and definitely no riff-raff

What’s your decorating skills like? Asking for a friend

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Only sensible answers please and definitely no riff-raff

What’s your decorating skills like? Asking for a friend

Excellent actually

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"I've come across the dessert to greet you with a smile

My camel looks so tired it's hardly worth my while !"

You should have got the train, so much quicker and less tiring

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Where would you like me to take you?

I'm going to tesco soon if you fancy it? "

You only want me to push the trolley

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By *urple-roseWoman
over a year ago

Stoke

"Only sensible answers please and definitely no riff-raff

What’s your decorating skills like? Asking for a friend

Excellent actually

Well that is good then, no one likes a bad decorator

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

Any good at gardening?? If so come to mine for the weekend

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Only sensible answers please and definitely no riff-raff

What’s your decorating skills like? Asking for a friend

Excellent actually

Well that is good then, no one likes a bad decorator

Reasonable rates and I'll do it naked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where would you like me to take you?

I'm going to tesco soon if you fancy it?

You only want me to push the trolley

And carry the bags

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Any good at gardening?? If so come to mine for the weekend

Lady garden

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Where would you like me to take you?

I'm going to tesco soon if you fancy it?

You only want me to push the trolley

And carry the bags

Only if you get maltesers

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By *urple-roseWoman
over a year ago

Stoke

"Only sensible answers please and definitely no riff-raff

What’s your decorating skills like? Asking for a friend

Excellent actually

Well that is good then, no one likes a bad decorator

Reasonable rates and I'll do it naked

Naked is the only way to decorate, saves on ruining clothes

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By *oodstaminaMan
over a year ago

London

Top gardener me

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

"Any good at gardening?? If so come to mine for the weekend

Lady garden

Real life garden

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really need my guttering cleared out, but I’m too scared to go up a ladder.

I’ll give you a mars bar and a cup of tea for your troubles

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Only sensible answers please and definitely no riff-raff

What’s your decorating skills like? Asking for a friend

Excellent actually

Well that is good then, no one likes a bad decorator

Reasonable rates and I'll do it naked

Naked is the only way to decorate, saves on ruining clothes

Makes splashes easier to wipe off

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By *urple-roseWoman
over a year ago

Stoke

"I really need my guttering cleared out, but I’m too scared to go up a ladder.

I’ll give you a mars bar and a cup of tea for your troubles "

2 mars bars and maybe I’ll think about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I really need my guttering cleared out, but I’m too scared to go up a ladder.

I’ll give you a mars bar and a cup of tea for your troubles

2 mars bars and maybe I’ll think about it

Deal!

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"I really need my guttering cleared out, but I’m too scared to go up a ladder.

I’ll give you a mars bar and a cup of tea for your troubles

2 mars bars and maybe I’ll think about it

Deal!

That's cheap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What are the T&Cs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Riff raff... That's me out then

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Riff raff... That's me out then

Why?

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"What are the T&Cs? "

This isn't ToT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I really need my guttering cleared out, but I’m too scared to go up a ladder.

I’ll give you a mars bar and a cup of tea for your troubles

2 mars bars and maybe I’ll think about it

Deal!

That's cheap

Ssssh. I’m about to get myself a bargain here

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

"Only sensible answers please and definitely no riff-raff

Can you lay turf?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only sensible answers please and definitely no riff-raff

What’s your decorating skills like? Asking for a friend

Excellent actually

Well that is good then, no one likes a bad decorator

Reasonable rates and I'll do it naked

Naked is the only way to decorate, saves on ruining clothes

Makes splashes easier to wipe off

Not gloss though. I talk from experience of....... Getting it on my naked hands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need to sort my lingerie out .... I can take you to the draw and you can help sift the good from the bad ?

I’d reward you with some lemon drizzle and hot tea

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"I need to sort my lingerie out .... I can take you to the draw and you can help sift the good from the bad ?

I’d reward you with some lemon drizzle and hot tea "

I'll even bring my own lemon drizzle

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Only sensible answers please and definitely no riff-raff

What’s your decorating skills like? Asking for a friend

Excellent actually

Well that is good then, no one likes a bad decorator

Reasonable rates and I'll do it naked

Naked is the only way to decorate, saves on ruining clothes

Makes splashes easier to wipe off

Not gloss though. I talk from experience of....... Getting it on my naked hands

Oh you still on about decorating

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh alright I’ll take you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

(Sybil Fawlty voice) Fancy putting no riff-raff!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh alright I’ll take you

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hey thanks

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

you can naked bake for me and I will supply the lack of apron

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

Can I not .. I don't need any more stuff!

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Oh alright I’ll take you

You're so kind

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Only sensible answers please and definitely no riff-raff

Oh!

never mind, then. It was really amusing too. Nothing to do with Tesco’s

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"(Sybil Fawlty voice) Fancy putting no riff-raff!

Nowt wrong with that, even us single silver foxes has standards it

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"you can naked bake for me and I will supply the lack of apron"

I can

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only sensible answers please and definitely no riff-raff

What’s your decorating skills like? Asking for a friend

I’m superb with a paint brush....said my friend

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Can I not .. I don't need any more stuff! "

Ok, my diary is looking pretty full at the moment anyway

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