FabSwingers.com forum: You are a god

By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Travelling

Not so shamelessly stealing a question that a certain forumite presented to me.

Do I put the question to you.

If you were a deity from an ancient mythology, what would you be and why?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Satan

Cos he's badass

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Gaia

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

I'm sure most will say Aphrodite, but I'd prefer the wisdom of Athena

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know i am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Poseidon, who doesn't want a badass trident?

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

I'd probably have a go at being the god of the Bible. I could do everything, be an utter shit and still have people worship me, especially those Americans. Could be interesting. Luke

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Travelling

"I'm sure most will say Aphrodite, but I'd prefer the wisdom of Athena

Honestly, I am actually expecting it to be filled with the standard predictable

answers.

Good answer

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Isis - the all seeing Eye

Queen to Osiris - healer, protector with magical powers. Yes, I’d love to be her

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

Blodeuwedd was a woman made out of flowers and often associated as the goddess of spring in welsh mythology

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Clementia - Roman goddess of forgiveness, mercy and humanity

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I'm sure most will say Aphrodite, but I'd prefer the wisdom of Athena

Definitely Athena. Wisdom, a warrior, keeper of justice, defying the expected role of women (story of the origin of Athenians). And olives!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr gorgeous. For obvious reasons

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

Até - Goddess of mischief

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there a Goddess of gin? If so I’m that one

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"I'm sure most will say Aphrodite, but I'd prefer the wisdom of Athena

Definitely Athena. Wisdom, a warrior, keeper of justice, defying the expected role of women (story of the origin of Athenians). And olives! "

That's me

(and I'm not racist - both black and green olives!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loki, mainly because I'm a trouble maker

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"I'm sure most will say Aphrodite, but I'd prefer the wisdom of Athena

Honestly, I am actually expecting it to be filled with the standard predictable

answers.

Good answer"

Thank you kindly

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

David Beckham

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"Is there a Goddess of gin? If so I’m that one "

Dionysus was the goddess of wine making will that do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is there a Goddess of gin? If so I’m that one

Dionysus was the goddess of wine making will that do? "

I’ll take that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loki god if mischief. Sounds like a fun way to spend your day

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

Freya, Norse Goddess of love and War innit

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

Skadi Godess of winter. Ruler of mountains, damage, revenge, winter, wilderness, justice and independence

(My arm sleeve is going to be the armour of skadi)

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Pazuzu

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yes, i am a god i'll be starting a purge soon, this population has gone totally wrong

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

[Removed by poster at 04/01/20 21:06:21]

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Pazuzu "

"The sow is mine!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buddha... and it's nothing to do with my bald head and large belly

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Travelling

"Buddha... and it's nothing to do with my bald head and large belly "

The dude is a baller!

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

Ame-no-Uzume-no-Mikoto, The Great Persuader, Shinto goddess of dawn, mirth and revelry.

She was clever, funny, playful and sensual. Her symbols are aged wines and cheese, things that get better over time and she is believed to generate a long happy life for her followers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely Apollo for me

give me sun and music

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Blodeuwedd was a woman made out of flowers and often associated as the goddess of spring in welsh mythology"

Such a lovely answer and not the expected usual ones. Well suited to you as well.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Has to be mighty Zeus; He had a voice like Brian Blessed to I’ll bet

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Travelling

"Has to be mighty Zeus; He had a voice like Brian Blessed to I’ll bet

He was also an almighty irredeemable twunt (he was real!) just like most gods to be honest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hard question this could say thor cos i had lightning in a bottle like hammers and fights

Or poseidon who was in love with aphrodite the most beautiful of them all

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

Lilith without a doubt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thor

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By *itsAndTangentsCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth

Hecate, badass gorgeous witchy girl!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd probably have a go at being the god of the Bible. I could do everything, be an utter shit and still have people worship me, especially those Americans. Could be interesting. Luke "

You'd also be the God of the Torah and Qu'ran.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I took this way too seriously and found and did a quiz. I am Hera, queen of all the gods. Queen of fucking everything mwahahah

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"I took this way too seriously and found and did a quiz. I am Hera, queen of all the gods. Queen of fucking everything mwahahah "

Haha love you did that

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

Apollo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I took this way too seriously and found and did a quiz. I am Hera, queen of all the gods. Queen of fucking everything mwahahah

Haha love you did that

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Artemis for sure

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Travelling

It's quite comical actually. Most people pick a god based on 1 or 2 things.

Ares,god of war. Loki God of mischief etc

Then you actually look in to each god a bit more and find they are gods of many things. Like apollo, God of music, poetry, arts, oracles, archery, herds and flocks, diseases, healing, light, sun, knowledge and protection of young. That's a pretty broad list of things.

Then on top of that, the stories of these gods are far from godlike. Most of them were (again they were real!) top of the pile, grade a twunts and far from nice beings.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"It's quite comical actually. Most people pick a god based on 1 or 2 things.

Ares,god of war. Loki God of mischief etc

Then on top of that, the stories of these gods are far from godlike. Most of them were (again they were real!) top of the pile, grade a twunts and far from nice beings. "

The Greek idea (it's the one I know) of fame, or being a hero, wasn't just about doing great things. It was about doing things that were remarkable, whether good or bad.

The idea that gods should be admirable rather than petty dictators that need placating is one that's taken hold in the west through Christianity.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

... And sure, most gods did a few things. Poseidon, god of the sea, earthquakes, and horses. For example

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

thor duh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Kelpie - a scottish shape shifting water spirit it can take human forms.

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By *ants cockWoman
over a year ago

lincoln

Meduca

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By *ants cockWoman
over a year ago

lincoln

Medusa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why? I forgot to add. I'd like to use the disguises to be cheeky and naughty and spy on folks I know.

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

Mars

Cos I’ d never be out of work!

Sadly

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"It's quite comical actually. Most people pick a god based on 1 or 2 things.

Ares,god of war. Loki God of mischief etc

Then on top of that, the stories of these gods are far from godlike. Most of them were (again they were real!) top of the pile, grade a twunts and far from nice beings. "

Isn't it the point that the gods of mythology aren't very holier than thou? They all had very interesting and human foibles compared to the monotheism religions, which is why we know their stories. They're far more rounded characters as none of them are perfect

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Travelling

"It's quite comical actually. Most people pick a god based on 1 or 2 things.

Ares,god of war. Loki God of mischief etc

Then on top of that, the stories of these gods are far from godlike. Most of them were (again they were real!) top of the pile, grade a twunts and far from nice beings.

It is. But for those that don't really know much beyond that they are the "gods" and the front and center ones like Zeus, Ares, Athena, Odin, Thor, Loki etc I do wonder if they would align themselves with their chosen God.

That's just a general observation, not formed from what is on this thread, only enforced and enhanced by it.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Not all those who've chosen central members of the Greek/Roman/Graeco-Roman pantheon are doing so from a position of relative ignorance...

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

"It's quite comical actually. Most people pick a god based on 1 or 2 things.

Ares,god of war. Loki God of mischief etc

Then on top of that, the stories of these gods are far from godlike. Most of them were (again they were real!) top of the pile, grade a twunts and far from nice beings. "

The reason I loved classics was that they were such knobbers at times. They were petty and vindictive, squabbling like children.

The biggest takeaway from A level classics (other than the fact that Xerxes' mother was Atossa, a fact that will never not make me laugh) is that no human woman should ever fuck Zeus. It won't end well for her.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"It's quite comical actually. Most people pick a god based on 1 or 2 things.

Ares,god of war. Loki God of mischief etc

Then on top of that, the stories of these gods are far from godlike. Most of them were (again they were real!) top of the pile, grade a twunts and far from nice beings.

The reason I loved classics was that they were such knobbers at times. They were petty and vindictive, squabbling like children.

I wouldn't fuck any Greek god. Oy.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I'm more of a Loki.

Fun and mischief. Oh yeah.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends on which of me is at surface.giai for sure with a hint of Loki and a little Mercury..the winged messenger..as my core strength is my use of words oh and am fleet upon my feet..lolol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gotta say the more i watch lucifer the more i see myself

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

"I'd probably have a go at being the god of the Bible. I could do everything, be an utter shit and still have people worship me, especially those Americans. Could be interesting. Luke "

I thought about that but I think I'd have to draw the line at giving little kids cancer and shit like that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chronos - then I can fuck with time

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By *lint-EverhardMan
over a year ago

Perpignan and cap

Samuel- Hebrew name of God.

So yes I am God.

God- French for dildo.

Hmmm

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By *eliciousladyWoman
over a year ago

Sometimes U.K

Venus

Goddess of Love and sex but also had wine festivals dedicated to her.

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

"I'd probably have a go at being the god of the Bible. I could do everything, be an utter shit and still have people worship me, especially those Americans. Could be interesting. Luke

I thought about that but I think I'd have to draw the line at giving little kids cancer and shit like that."

I lost more than one “Gody” friend when ours had the big C.

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