FabSwingers.com forum: Tell us a fact about yourself..

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Which may come as a surprise to many.

So im the class clown i dont take much seriously, bu i absolutely adore classical music, i own and play a grand piano and love nothing more than playing a modern track in a down tempo contempory classic vibe. Ive travelled far and wide to see classical composers

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I’m a pagan.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m a twat ....at least that’s what everyone else says

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

I speak fluent Russian, Mandarin and Darjeeling.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The fastest I can solve a rubiks cube is 1 minute 11 seconds.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I read tarot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a gold medal for England

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

I only have one interesting fact about myself and its all I ever say

think most are bored of me saying it too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got kicked out of school when I was 10

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

I helped stop a war.

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By *ikerdude2017Man
over a year ago

Doncaster

I keep fucking up my relationships. Does that count

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By *urple-roseWoman
over a year ago

Stoke

I have a level 1 in welding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I suck my thumb to fall asleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was a sunglasses model for Liam Gallagher’s clothing range

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think my panties just fell off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm have an a level in accounting and I'm fit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a real skill in remembering random facts/ quotes from books.

The sort of stuff that comes up in a pub quiz, but not useful in every day life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I suck my thumb to fall asleep "

Hmm this could be fun...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I left school when I was 11 and had no further education.

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By *ustyLeRouxWoman
over a year ago

Brecon

When I was 4 or 5 I hit a member of the royal family

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

I took part in the Curry Sark Tallship Race as part of a scholarship.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve been run over twice

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

I was deported from America for landing at a non-entry airport (Wichita, Kansas) in a Russian An-124

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

I hold a county record for 1x10 hurdles

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By *eviantdeeliteCouple
over a year ago

Cheltenham

I had a stroke 4 years ago

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

I met the president of Kazakhstan (and it’s not Borat)

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

I once hitch hiked from Newcastle to Corfu

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Brilliant reading!

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By *urulovesnylonMan
over a year ago

Harrow

I once walked into a job interview with my flies undone and my willy hanging out of my boxers ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had pushy/ stage-type parents and they & put me in a "cutest baby" competition when I was about 11 months old.

-there were about 600-700 entrants & I ended up winning.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"[Removed by poster at 04/01/20 20:44:06]"

I saw that. Very cute

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By *izzy.Woman
over a year ago

Stoke area

I was in a Cuprinol advert on tv. (the wood preservation society)

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

I spend days planning and getting my outfits and dresses for my club nights x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been blown up once by IRA and fought in two gulf war's

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By *inxybWoman
over a year ago

Durham

I was born 45 years ago today!

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

I have, on two occasions, jumped into a flooded river and saved someone from drowning.

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

"I was born 45 years ago today!"

Happy birthday xx

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By *urulovesnylonMan
over a year ago

Harrow

"I was born 45 years ago today!"

Happy birthday! Lovely pics by the way

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By *inxybWoman
over a year ago

Durham

"I was born 45 years ago today!

Happy birthday xx"

Thanks, x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy birthday

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By *xhib12Man
over a year ago

Blyth

I was in Buenos Aires when Argentina invaded the Falklands.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We like going commando than warring underwear

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

I don’t mind peas

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

I have deep-set, serial killer eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can understand Biblical Hebrew.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did graffiti with Banksy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've helped John Barrowman load a TV in his vehicle, I've also met the cast members of being human.

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By *oss and SuzieCouple
over a year ago

Porthmadog

I have a helicopter pilot's license

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have your pinny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went to the 1970 Isle of Wight rock festival at four weeks old in a carry cot

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

I completed Snake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I sometimes come across a car crash compilation video on YouTube and some of the clips have music that's playing in the car in the background, and they crash and I think "you fucking deserved that, playing that shit."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have your pinny

Ill be over for it shortly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a drink with Ant and Dec once and I have a black belt at Karaoke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was once asked to model Frank Usher clothes

I also sing opera

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have spoken to Leo sayer, bucks Fizz, waved to Danny la rue and saw him on stage, I've sung solos, written songs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look younger then my age (38)

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By *atricia ParnelWoman
over a year ago

In a town full of colours

I've raised £30,000 for my school pta

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hold an elected position

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I won a regional story writing competition when I was 13.

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By *latinumkittenWoman
over a year ago

from Home Counties to Middle Earth

I can do spoon bending.

I've danced on stage with Harry Hill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am a qualified sports coach.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have been on television many a time and had a ‘close up’ during Sports Personality of the Year (and I wasn’t sat in the public section).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I saved my best mates life after he decided to see how fire proof our work overalls were. Lets just say they werent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've welded on the CMS camera which at 12000 tons is the second biggest camera on the Hadron Collider.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've spoken to Sean Connery on the telephone.

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By *urvyandCurious999Woman
over a year ago

Hiding from twats

I know a LOT about spider webs. And animals in general.

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By *etamourMan
over a year ago

York

I've climbed Everest!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can do magic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know a LOT about spider webs. And animals in general. "

Tell me one fact that not alot of people know, that would make me look really cool saying in the pub

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do an excellent cartwheel (and Arab spring)

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By *urvyandCurious999Woman
over a year ago

Hiding from twats

"I know a LOT about spider webs. And animals in general.

Tell me one fact that not alot of people know, that would make me look really cool saying in the pub

The largest orb webs are made by Darwin's bark spider across rivers, and the bridge lines can span 25m.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not as unpleasant as people make out.

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By *ltGirl24Woman
over a year ago

Redcar

Shawn Crahan from Slipknot spat in my mouth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have saved over 10 lives.

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By *acktar74Man
over a year ago

leeds

I have a commendation from the Queen for bravery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve worked a lot with celebs but a highlight of my career was an hour on the phone with Brian Blessed. And yes, he shouted GORDONS ALIVE!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know a LOT about spider webs. And animals in general.

Tell me one fact that not alot of people know, that would make me look really cool saying in the pub

The largest orb webs are made by Darwin's bark spider across rivers, and the bridge lines can span 25m."

That's pretty impressive, we walked into a golden orb (I think) spider web in Koh Samui. It was huge, as was the spider

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once gave CPR to a very elderly man who I thought had a heart attack. He had just fainted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I do an excellent cartwheel (and Arab spring)"

Arab Spring? You cause revolutions in the Middle East?

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By *o_eye_deerMan
over a year ago

The South Near That London

I’ve had breakfast with Lemmy

and Dave Brock (Hawkwind)

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By *urvyandCurious999Woman
over a year ago

Hiding from twats

"I know a LOT about spider webs. And animals in general.

Tell me one fact that not alot of people know, that would make me look really cool saying in the pub

The largest orb webs are made by Darwin's bark spider across rivers, and the bridge lines can span 25m.

That's pretty impressive, we walked into a golden orb (I think) spider web in Koh Samui. It was huge, as was the spider

That's pretty cool! I love orb weavers, saw some awesome ones in Uganda when everyone else was off looking at birds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never learned how to ride a bike.

The wheeled ones, anyway....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a commendation from the Queen for bravery "

Amazing.. Well done.. sounds under stated x

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By *acktar74Man
over a year ago

leeds

"I have a commendation from the Queen for bravery

Amazing.. Well done.. sounds under stated x "

Bravery is relative. People have face pics here thats brave. Others just leaving the house is a task but its brave to go out.

I just did a job and others thought i did well. Its like getting a star in McDonald's but thank you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a commendation from the Queen for bravery

Amazing.. Well done.. sounds under stated x

Bravery is relative. People have face pics here thats brave. Others just leaving the house is a task but its brave to go out.

I just did a job and others thought i did well. Its like getting a star in McDonald's but thank you x"

A little bit more, you should be proud. Well done

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By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan
over a year ago

Lincoln

I'm a published poet.

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

"I once gave CPR to a very elderly man who I thought had a heart attack. He had just fainted

Oof!

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

I've written a blues song today.

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By *entleman55Man
over a year ago

S’th West Mc/r

I can make Guinness disappear

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By *_91Man
over a year ago

huds

I’m a mess. More lonely than you could believe and genuinely don’t expect anyone to be interested

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By *ueen of sleezeWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

I am a twitcher

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham, North Yorkshire and can travel

I was once on a TV programme.

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

I was once an indoor cricket champion.

Have played music in the Royal Albert Hall.

Appeared on Television (news and light entertainment).

Met royalty.

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By *_91Man
over a year ago

huds

"I was once an indoor cricket champion.

Have played music in the Royal Albert Hall.

Appeared on Television (news and light entertainment).

Met royalty."

I’ve played at the Albert hall and met royalty too!

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

I can't juggle!

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By *orny IrishMan
over a year ago

Rural Wiltshire

I fancy a Faber above me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've met HM the Queen.. Twice!

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

I’ve a massive shiny bell end. True!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have been set on fire.

I don't recommend it

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

I’m the proud owner of a genuine Circa 1900 mercury witches ball - a beautiful emerald green

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve showered next to someone famous

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By *ihimbiherCouple
over a year ago

lightwater

I had a wee next to Timmy Mallet

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By *izzy.Woman
over a year ago

Stoke area

"I've raised £30,000 for my school pta"

Wow. That's impressive. Well done.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I've had Peter Andre on his knees and have photos to prove it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've had Peter Andre on his knees and have photos to prove it.

Ooerrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My penis is now available

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By *owithflow321Man
over a year ago

Molesey

"I've had Peter Andre on his knees and have photos to prove it.

My ex gf played with him in his car

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Iv been in two car accidents

I'm very intelligent

I'm very caring

I come from a big family

I have a great sense of humour

I'm a good dancer

I'm loyal

Im a good cook and a very good judge of character

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do u know that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've had Peter Andre on his knees and have photos to prove it.

My ex gf played with him in his car"

How do u know that

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I've had Peter Andre on his knees and have photos to prove it.

My ex gf played with him in his car

How do u know that "

It was a dogging site.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to weigh almost 18 stone a few years ago.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I had a stroke 4 years ago "

Are you OK xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've had Peter Andre on his knees and have photos to prove it.

My ex gf played with him in his car

How do u know that

It was a dogging site. "

And is it true

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I used to weigh almost 18 stone a few years ago. "
no way well done you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've performed at the Royal Albert Hall.

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By *exybecs777TV/TS
over a year ago

Weymouth

I have carried beer for the guy that plays Phil Mitchell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I used to weigh almost 18 stone a few years ago. no way well done you x"

Thank you x

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I used to weigh almost 18 stone a few years ago. no way well done you x

Thank you x

xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m a mess. More lonely than you could believe and genuinely don’t expect anyone to be interested "

Go see your GP.

Also, is this the place for you? Attention online can be very disingenuous.

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

I have been a pillion at 165 miles per hr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went on Naked Attraction few weeks ago

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By *ineMan
over a year ago

In cave behind a waterfall on a hill

"I used to weigh almost 18 stone a few years ago. "

Me too

But like you not any more.

I don't ever want to go back there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have been a pillion at 165 miles per hr

See, I knew you could travel 200miles quickly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I went on Naked Attraction few weeks ago

Picker or in the box ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a level 1 in welding

I have a landrover and could really do with learning to weld.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I went on Naked Attraction few weeks ago

You win?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I served breakfast to Samual L Jackson

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

I speak 5 languages

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"[Removed by poster at 05/01/20 00:03:36]"

I got run over once. The car lost. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 05/01/20 00:03:36]"

I have been run over once. Once was enough I learnt from my mistake!

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

I can smell bullshit at a 100 yards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I went on Naked Attraction few weeks ago

You win?"

I came down to the last 2. Dodnt go on the date but she rang me a week later. And I stayed with her for the weekend. Sadly didnt work out but I guess you could say, I won in the end

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I went on Naked Attraction few weeks ago

Which episode? Love that show.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 05/01/20 00:03:36]

I have been run over once. Once was enough I learnt from my mistake!

My mate gone run over once right in front of me..as the car was parked on him, he politely said "excuse me, but do you mind awfully getting this fucking rust bucket off my back" I couldn't help him for laughing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I still sleep with a teddy

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I still sleep with a teddy

Lucky teddy. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I still sleep with a teddy

Me too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I went on Naked Attraction few weeks ago

Which episode? Love that show. "
series 5 episode 4. Did you see it?

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

I'm in the Guinness book of world records for bullshitting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i cant keep away from fab,,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In possession of several engineering qualifications

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I speak 5 languages"

Impressive! I know a few words of Tagalog and some simple Thai.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In possession of several engineering qualifications

And gorgeous too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve owned over 100 cars

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By *avenTinaCouple
over a year ago

Southport

As a child I was on an aeroplane during an attempted highjacking and as as an adult I was court-martialled from theRAF for endangering an aircraft

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve had nibbles with a very well known dictator

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I speak 5 languages

Impressive! I know a few words of Tagalog and some simple Thai."

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"As a child I was on an aeroplane during an attempted highjacking and as as an adult I was court-martialled from theRAF for endangering an aircraft

Was that for distracting the pilot with your boobs?

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By *avenTinaCouple
over a year ago

Southport

"As a child I was on an aeroplane during an attempted highjacking and as as an adult I was court-martialled from theRAF for endangering an aircraft

Was that for distracting the pilot with your boobs?

"
ah you made the very common mistake of assuming the female half of the couple had posted this

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"As a child I was on an aeroplane during an attempted highjacking and as as an adult I was court-martialled from theRAF for endangering an aircraft

Was that for distracting the pilot with your boobs?

ah you made the very common mistake of assuming the female half of the couple had posted this

Or your moobs. Lol

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I’m a mess. More lonely than you could believe and genuinely don’t expect anyone to be interested "

If you need a chat email me anytime xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm boring really. I played County Netball for 10 years, won a ton of medals for various sports and can crack an egg with one hand. Oh and I can speed read and write

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m me normal waiting for my chance to s_ine

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By *avenTinaCouple
over a year ago

Southport

"As a child I was on an aeroplane during an attempted highjacking and as as an adult I was court-martialled from theRAF for endangering an aircraft

Was that for distracting the pilot with your boobs?

ah you made the very common mistake of assuming the female half of the couple had posted this

Or your moobs. Lol"

Haha you can talk ! You looked in the mirror recently?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I’m me normal waiting for my chance to s_ine "

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

"I’ve had breakfast with Lemmy

and Dave Brock (Hawkwind)"

Coincidence - I've had lunch and dinner with Nik Turner (Hawkwind + Space Gypsy) on many occasions over a number of years.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"As a child I was on an aeroplane during an attempted highjacking and as as an adult I was court-martialled from theRAF for endangering an aircraft

Was that for distracting the pilot with your boobs?

ah you made the very common mistake of assuming the female half of the couple had posted this

Or your moobs. Lol

Haha you can talk ! You looked in the mirror recently?"

Oh. Mine are huge.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had letters after my name

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m related to rabbie burns (poet)

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

I can backflip onto my head and then press-up on my right little finger twenty times.

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By *ustme34Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"I can backflip onto my head and then press-up on my right little finger twenty times."
but only after a few drinks ?

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over a year ago

"I can backflip onto my head and then press-up on my right little finger twenty times."

Moonlighting as Dangermouse?

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By *londie8399Couple
over a year ago

blackpool

Female here I play the trumpet

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

I spent an evening having drinks with Kevin Costner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a piss next to Robert Powell at a Jasper Carrott concert.. I said to him "as Jesus you nailed it"

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Brilliant reading!

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By *infonyCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

Data capture threads are quite popular

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By *idnightxBrownCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

I make the best chesse & toast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just drank a 'full fat' coffee and had a sandwich FACT... Off to bed now

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

I’m a penguin.

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By *attb179Man
over a year ago

London

I have a penguin fetish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have an ankle full of metal pins and plates after a break.

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By *exybecs777TV/TS
over a year ago

Weymouth

I have carried beer for the guy that plays Phil Mitchell

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