FabSwingers.com forum: Room 101

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What do you think should go into Room 101?

I’ll start:

People who talk loudly on phones on public transport. Selfish wankers

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By *zQTWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere

People who litter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The TV licence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr Gorgeous lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Potholes

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By *alking HeadMan
over a year ago

Bolton

All tabloid headline words. Slammed, shocker, romp etc.

Nobody has ever talked like that. Nobody, hopefully, ever will.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"People who litter

Absolutely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who litter

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By *heekyFlirtyCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Stockport

"People who litter

People who think throwing away fag butts in the street isn’t littering

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"All tabloid headline words. Slammed, shocker, romp etc.

Nobody has ever talked like that. Nobody, hopefully, ever will.

Click bait should definitely go into Room 101

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

People who deliberately manipulate others.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most people - they can all stay together and be unaware of anyone but themselves together

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

The noisy people from upstairs in room 201...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Walking unless it’s to get to somewhere specific.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Noisy eaters

I will maim you and make it look like a bloody accident

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

People who spit

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By *zQTWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"Noisy eaters

I will maim you and make it look like a bloody accident

People who eat with their mouth open!!

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Poor spelling and grammar! We have autocorrect now - shouldn’t happen!

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By *BWandhusbandCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Smoking and vaping.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Noisy eaters

I will maim you and make it look like a bloody accident

I hate this ! Grinds on me and i have to move otherwise i say "do you really have too ? Out loud ha "

Rude people who just wanna take the piss out of people behind their back but wont say it tk their face....drop kicked into room 101

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who put their empty sweet wrappers back into the box/ sweet container

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"People who put their empty sweet wrappers back into the box/ sweet container

And those who take the last sweet/chocolate and leave the empty box rather than put it the bin. Lazy fuckers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who put their empty sweet wrappers back into the box/ sweet container

And those who take the last sweet/chocolate and leave the empty box rather than put it the bin. Lazy fuckers

And those who put empty wrappers back in the tin

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

"All tabloid headline words. Slammed, shocker, romp etc.

Nobody has ever talked like that. Nobody, hopefully, ever will.

Just tabloids, then we've sorted two problems in one.

Also- 'Influencers'...aka, workshy bastards that think posting bollocks online is a job and they deserve a world of freebies to go with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crocs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dolls that belonged to gran. Burn the creepy things.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Glitter.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Glitter. "

Can I keep my glittery eyeshadow?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Glitter.

Can I keep my glittery eyeshadow? "

Yes. Sorry, I meant the pots that come in craft sets that my daughter likes to spread around the house.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

People playing music or loud stuff without earphones...pisses me off. particularly on the bus where there is no escape

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Noisy eaters

I will maim you and make it look like a bloody accident

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

People that always smell like B.O.

People who put their dog shit in poo bags but then launch it into the nearest tree, so in autumn when the leaves fall off it's all just hanging there.

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By *ristol HellfireMan
over a year ago

Bristol

HRH Prince Andrew.

After he has been interviewed by the FBI.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chavs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chavs"

Snobs

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

People who stand chatting in supermarket aisles

People who stand chatting in the swimming pool

People who stand chatting on public transport

People who stand chatting in the library

People who stand chatting in the middle of the pavement

People who stand chatting in church

People who stand chatting at the bar

People who stand chatting at the bus stop

People who stand chatting in the dole

People who stand chatting in the cinema

People who stand chatting at a parents evening

People who stand chatting in a cafe queue

People who stand chatting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All the fake timewasters on fab

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Middle lane drivers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Simon Cowell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fussy eaters! (Yes that's and F not a P)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Old people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who continue to run their car engines whilst parked in streets or even worse around schools, they do not think what those fumes do to young and developing lungs, it's disgusting.....

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"Chavs"

Yes, together with all Sports Direct and Asda stores

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

Oh, and Stephen Mulhurn please - such an annoying cock

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

Dog clothes

Noisy eaters

Processed food

Jobsworths

High winds

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Aniseed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

put all the world politicians in there

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

Binbags which rip, hangovers and nasal hair.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Aniseed"

Get out of this thread now

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"Aniseed

Get out of this thread now

It’s the devil!!

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

People who use their phones in the cinema.

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

People full stop .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh, and Stephen Mulhurn please - such an annoying cock"

You can't put Stephen Mulhurn in room 101, he makes me belly laugh. Send him to mine instead.

Outrageous

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

People who don’t pick up their dog’s shit. And people that do pick it up and put it in a bag but then hang the bag in a tree or hedge!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Microwaves.

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By *uttyandbeeCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Half and Half scarfs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Microwaves."

No.

They’re useful things.

Your request has been denied

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slack jawed mouth breathers who walk round with their hands in their tracksuit pants.

Had a few run ins when I tell people to stop as they look like nonces as their are kids around

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Rugby.

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By *allyandJonCouple
over a year ago

manchester

People that drive on a Saturday afternoon......They get in the way

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

People who park their cars up over the pavement, forcing kids and old people to walk out on the road.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Daily Mail

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All the fakes and timewasters on fab

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By *arah_kieran_ukCouple
over a year ago

Greater London

Introductory Messages that simply say “I’d fuck you everywhere and I’m free tonight, wanna meet?”

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By *armar61Man
over a year ago

redditch

Vegans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Microwaves.

No.

They’re useful things.

Your request has been denied

Theyre wreckers of baked beans, soup & custard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who talk in the cinema

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"People who talk in the cinema

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like the twats who whispered almost all the way through the most recent star wars film

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

People who send first messages about (redacted because it'll get me banned. You know it's bad if even mentioning the type of thing will get me banned)

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By *att2298Man
over a year ago

Oldham

People who eat with their mouths open

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

"Half and Half scarfs"

Most definitely.....blasphemous heathens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rugby."

I've never been there myself, is it really that bad?

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"People who send first messages about (redacted because it'll get me banned. You know it's bad if even mentioning the type of thing will get me banned) "

Oh dear lol

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

"People who talk in the cinema

People with big slab heads sitting in front of me in the cinema

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

religion

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

People that eat cheese and onion crisps on the train

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"People who stand chatting in supermarket aisles

People who stand chatting in the swimming pool

People who stand chatting on public transport

People who stand chatting in the library

People who stand chatting in the middle of the pavement

People who stand chatting in church

People who stand chatting at the bar

People who stand chatting at the bus stop

People who stand chatting in the dole

People who stand chatting in the cinema

People who stand chatting at a parents evening

People who stand chatting in a cafe queue

People who stand chatting. "

I'd have stopped to chat but....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please stick the crazy wild weather that is killing so many people and animals in the world in the box and leave it there forever.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who stop in the middle of the pavement.

And football.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"religion"

And that.

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

Those baggy grey badly fitting loose jogging bottoms. Pet hate of mine. Saw someone wearing them in a restaurant tonight. Why...just why.

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Cock wombles who want to ruin my pussy

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By *ristol HellfireMan
over a year ago

Bristol

1. People that randomly stop, often with a shopping trolley, to effectively block a doorway or exit route.

No-one else exists in their little world.

2.People (generally women, and that's an observation not my being sexist) in supermarkets that faff around whilst putting things in bags, and then act as if it's a complete surprise to have to pay for everything and then have to hunt for their purse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Colds!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Most people - they can all stay together and be unaware of anyone but themselves together

Most definitely this

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By *uttyandbeeCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

The premier league and VAR

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Politicians

Brussel Sprouts

Coronation street

Katie Fucking Price

Arrogance

Ignorance

And people who go Jogging at 7am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Liverpool FC

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By *UNCHBOXMan
over a year ago

folkestone

The people who post those Facebook posts that include ‘I want 6 of my friends to share this ... I know those who will’.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Half and Half scarfs

Most definitely.....blasphemous heathens

What the deuce is a half and half scarf?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who take picture of there in Restaurant before eating

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

Shop check out staff who have a conversation with the customer while other people are in the queue or people that queue at a food counter or a drive though without knowing what they want.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Glitter. "

This gets my vote

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