FabSwingers.com forum: Kicked in the dick vs childbirth

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Was having a discussion last night (with a man) about childbirth and he said being kicked in the dick must be worse than childbirth because no guy would go through that pain and then much later on say oh let’s kick me in the dick again. That was in reference to women who go on to have other births.

Frustrates me so much!!

Like exactly how long does the pain last from a hurt willy and I’m sure of having your dick kicked was the only way you could have a child then obviously men would have to endure it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's not even a comparison..childbirth is way worse in soooooooo many ways

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By *ourayloversCouple
over a year ago

chesterfield

Kicked in the dick at least with child birth you get something out of that at the end

Ray

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By *uietlykinkymeWoman
over a year ago

kinky land

I thought child birth was like passing gall stones for men.

I know a number of men that love being smacked in the nuts

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

It's a silly argument. You don't end up with anything after a kick in the nadgers. To get anything like comparable you'd have to be kicked for about nine hours and end up with something like a lifetime subscription to Sky Sports.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As a man I can’t imagine how much childbirth hurts. From my ex wife she was in agony with our first, but after the fact she forgot about the pain, strange how the mind works.

Being kicked in the dick as you put it or balls as the most painful thing a man can remember the pain and would rather not have it done again.

To compare the two is not possible.

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By *ed_LaFontaineMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Have you ever had kidney stones blocking your entire pluming? Now thats proper pain, can last for 5-10 hours and at some stage you just start asking people around you to do the humane thing and put you down

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just find it a bit rude to have what I went through lessened by some guy who can never understand the pain.

You literally feel like your body is being ripped in half and it’s hours and hours of it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kick in the dick doesn't hurt anymore than a leg, kick in the balls on the other hand...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kick in the dick doesn't hurt anymore than a leg, kick in the balls on the other hand...

Yeah, kinda agree, but it's still nothing like childbirth

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Childbirth is a pain that women are able to see beyond in order to have more children. I’m not sure a lot of men would have that ability even if they were physically able to give birth

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"Just find it a bit rude to have what I went through lessened by some guy who can never understand the pain.

You literally feel like your body is being ripped in half and it’s hours and hours of it! "

Totally agree with you, broke my coccyx giving birth. I was was in pain for months after. I didn't forget the pain was terrified going into labour a second time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it was getting your balls kicked, the peak of the pain may be comparable, even though it may not last as long.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"Have you ever had kidney stones blocking your entire pluming? Now thats proper pain, can last for 5-10 hours and at some stage you just start asking people around you to do the humane thing and put you down

This I can relate to but with gall stones. When I was suffering with the pain of that, at it’s worst I would rather have given birth again 10 times (and I gave birth oh natural with no pain relief) than experience gall bladder stones again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If the only way to have babies was by getting kicked in the balls it wouldn't happen and I love Baba's

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By *zQTWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere

I haven’t experienced either so I couldn’t tell you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also ladies stop being wimps FFS stubbing your toe is probably worse don't get pain relief for that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kicked in the dick would be worse because you wouldn’t have pain relief on standby when it happened whereas with child birth you can have various pain relief.

For me personally, back pain was way more painful than giving birth.

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"Also ladies stop being wimps FFS stubbing your toe is probably worse don't get pain relief for that"

You're not that far away, happy to come over with a hammer to break your coccyx lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wasn't even aware that it was a competition. Pain is a unique experience for everyone and I don't believe comparisons are even possible.

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman
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over a year ago

My Own Little World

"As a man I can’t imagine how much childbirth hurts. From my ex wife she was in agony with our first, but after the fact she forgot about the pain, strange how the mind works.

Being kicked in the dick as you put it or balls as the most painful thing a man can remember the pain and would rather not have it done again.

To compare the two is not possible."

Oh you don't forget the pain, it just becomes unimportant the instant you see the little bugger that caused it all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Also ladies stop being wimps FFS stubbing your toe is probably worse don't get pain relief for that

You're not that far away, happy to come over with a hammer to break your coccyx lol"

Stop flirting frieda this is a serious convo

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"I wasn't even aware that it was a competition. Pain is a unique experience for everyone and I don't believe comparisons are even possible. "

This is actually true tbf, think it's because it's such an emotional time for women too. Giving birth was traumatic for me, I nearly lost my eldest child and I was in an operating theatre for hours after. So I think it's difficult when men are so flippant about it sometimes x

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"Also ladies stop being wimps FFS stubbing your toe is probably worse don't get pain relief for that

You're not that far away, happy to come over with a hammer to break your coccyx lol

Stop flirting frieda this is a serious convo "

Oops you forgot to mention the worst pain though, stepping on an electrical plug!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Also ladies stop being wimps FFS stubbing your toe is probably worse don't get pain relief for that

You're not that far away, happy to come over with a hammer to break your coccyx lol

Stop flirting frieda this is a serious convo

Oops you forgot to mention the worst pain though, stepping on an electrical plug! "

Or when you're trying to rip something and try to hard and your fingertips wreck

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"Also ladies stop being wimps FFS stubbing your toe is probably worse don't get pain relief for that

You're not that far away, happy to come over with a hammer to break your coccyx lol

Stop flirting frieda this is a serious convo

Oops you forgot to mention the worst pain though, stepping on an electrical plug!

Or when you're trying to rip something and try to hard and your fingertips wreck

Told you before to go gently when wanking

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Depends on the woman. I know one who both her labours were short and she said she'd rather have another baby than a filling. On the other hand I've counselled women who were genuinely traumatised by their childbirth experience and are terrified to ever go through it again. Some women die during childbirth and I know a few who came close.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hardly any comparison id imagine

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Depends on the woman. I know one who both her labours were short and she said she'd rather have another baby than a filling. On the other hand I've counselled women who were genuinely traumatised by their childbirth experience and are terrified to ever go through it again. Some women die during childbirth and I know a few who came close."

Yes. Before modern medicine it was the way a lot of women died.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think some blokes miss the point that with that great pain and effort comes immense joy and it's not a case of ever forgetting how arduous the process is, but looking forward to the delivery.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think some blokes miss the point that with that great pain and effort comes immense joy and it's not a case of ever forgetting how arduous the process is, but looking forward to the delivery."

Hmmmm. I've somehow made that sound like cricket commentary.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Yes... I've not given birth, but I've suffered a medical emergency where the pain is compared to childbirth (worse than). The only positive was that they fixed it and I lived. It was a deeply traumatic experience I'll live with for the rest of my life.

If it's something you have to do to welcome a much wanted child... very different.

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By *eeBDMan
over a year ago

Wigston

Get a kick in the dick every few minutes for 36 hours and then maybe it compares

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"I think some blokes miss the point that with that great pain and effort comes immense joy and it's not a case of ever forgetting how arduous the process is, but looking forward to the delivery.

Hmmmm. I've somehow made that sound like cricket commentary."

Well done, that's impressive.

I think childbirth (and all types of pain to be frank) are things that you can't really truly understand unless you've been through it.

Every person has different pain thresholds, every birth story is different. For some, it's a simple, straightforward delivery, for others far more complicated. There's a sort of myth surrounding it that you can have pain relief on tap but that's very far from the truth. Dismissing the impact it can have on a woman (traumatic delivery, emergency assisted delivery even the complications that can ensue following) is daft.

And the poster above who said pain isn't a competition and not comparable? So true.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Child birth is a strange thing. It is most painful things that a human willingly and lovingly inflict upon themselves more than once. After the first time your instinct takes over and suppresses how truely painful it was, that's right it was even more painful than you remember!

Compared to something like getting kicked in the balls, the brain remembers, and instinct reminds us not to do that again, no good comes from it...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think some blokes miss the point that with that great pain and effort comes immense joy and it's not a case of ever forgetting how arduous the process is, but looking forward to the delivery.

Hmmmm. I've somehow made that sound like cricket commentary."

Sounds a lot like a bad case of constipation too

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Cue some men sending messages requesting kicks, thumps, jumps etc to their bollocks.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Cue some men sending messages requesting kicks, thumps, jumps etc to their bollocks. "

Not my thing, to pre empt it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hormones literally make you forget the pain or probably only seriously masochistic women would do it more than once. I got an infection in my uterus and that felt like labour except it lasted longer and I didn’t get any gas and air!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Also ladies stop being wimps FFS stubbing your toe is probably worse don't get pain relief for that"

Kneeling on lego is worse!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One I try to avoid the other is just a bit beyond me....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep and I know exactly what you mean. I would have quite happily been put down towards the end.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

I thought the contractions were bad enough.

And then when people are all chatty chatty to you like it’s nothing and you get the pain rage and cry out “LET ME BREATHE THROUGH THE PAIN IN PEACE YOU KNOBHEAD!!!”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Childbirth pain is horrendous. I literally thought I was gonna die from the pain!!! I am a bit of a wuss though to be fair.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

A kick in the nuts would probably be a bit of a surprise so instant pain.

Whereas at least with labour and childbirth you know you're going to be in agony and have your fanny torn to shreds so can mentally prepare yourself. No one told me about feeling like someone was holding a flame underneath me though so that I can liken to a kick in the balls.

It's like comparing apples and oranges, totally different.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"No one told me about feeling like someone was holding a flame underneath me

This is the only bit I really remember the feeling of someone just having set fire to me and my not so polite words to the midwife, I apologised afterwards.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"No one told me about feeling like someone was holding a flame underneath me

This is the only bit I really remember the feeling of someone just having set fire to me and my not so polite words to the midwife, I apologised afterwards. "

Awful isn't it? I remember my midwife saying 'you've got to pant through this bit', I didn't have the energy to ask what she meant so it's a good job she showed me, lol. When my hubby started doing it I could've punched him in the face......Or kicked him in the balls

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