FabSwingers.com forum: Would you

By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

Well, would you?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes i would fart in a lift

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok go on, you twisted my arm x

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would risk it for a chocolate biscuit

Actually I would do anything for a chocolate hob nob!;

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

I am going to bed in a minute, do I need to do stuff?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chainsaw my logs for me..??

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *urple-roseWoman
over a year ago

Stoke

"Well, would you? "

Quite possibly

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Nah.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Yes i would fart in a lift "
silent but deadly or loud and proud?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I would risk it for a chocolate biscuit

Actually I would do anything for a chocolate hob nob!;

Cheese and onion crisps and dairy milk?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I am going to bed in a minute, do I need to do stuff?"
just a little

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Chainsaw my logs for me..?? "
What's in it for me?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

"I am going to bed in a minute, do I need to do stuff?

just a little"

Aww man, go on then

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Well, would you?

Quite possibly

"
Oh so there is a chance?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Nah. "

Nobody asked you!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I am going to bed in a minute, do I need to do stuff?

just a little

Aww man, go on then"

Good man!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would risk it for a chocolate biscuit

Actually I would do anything for a chocolate hob nob!;

Cheese and onion crisps and dairy milk? "

And vol au vonts!!

Come on over!! You still need stuffing!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *urple-roseWoman
over a year ago

Stoke

"Well, would you?

Quite possibly

Oh so there is a chance? "

There is

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"Nah.

Nobody asked you! "

Bite me. X

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ushNWWoman
over a year ago

Salford

Abso fooking lutely

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Nah.

Nobody asked you!

Bite me. X"

Where?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I'll do anything for love, but I won't do that.....

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Never answer until know the full question !

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

We could be tempted

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes i would fart in a lift "

Whilst you're in or as you leave, this needs clarified imo?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"Nah.

Nobody asked you!

Bite me. X

Where? "

Can’t have it now. Biatch...

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I'll do anything for love, but I won't do that..... "

What about doing it for a bromance instead?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll do anything for love, but I won't do that..... "

That's not what I've heard!!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Nah.

Nobody asked you!

Bite me. X

Where?

Can’t have it now. Biatch...

"
the Biatch is a bit uncalled for! Hurts my feelings

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

"Well, would you? "

I might if you would

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Never answer until know the full question ! "
shhhhh!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"Nah.

Nobody asked you!

Bite me. X

Where?

Can’t have it now. Biatch...

the Biatch is a bit uncalled for! Hurts my feelings

Well the straps will finish you off then...

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I'll do anything for love, but I won't do that.....

What about doing it for a bromance instead? "

Errrrm. I luv ya mate, but I won't do that either.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

I thought you'd never ask!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would risk it for a chocolate biscuit

Actually I would do anything for a chocolate hob nob!;

Cheese and onion crisps and dairy milk? "

Awe man, I've got to go find these now! I'm needing stuffed.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"We could be tempted "
how about if I throw in a boxset of Brookside signed by Ray Quinn?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will if you will

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Well, would you?

I might if you would "
only if you would!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I thought you'd never ask!"
but did I ask?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Nah.

Nobody asked you!

Bite me. X

Where?

Can’t have it now. Biatch...

the Biatch is a bit uncalled for! Hurts my feelings

Well the straps will finish you off then...

"
what straps?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I will if you will "

Would you?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Already have.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

I will but only if it’s the right ph and hasn’t been used for 6 months or more

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes i would fart in a lift

Whilst you're in or as you leave, this needs clarified imo?

"
little bit of column A and a little column B everyone loves the smell of there own brand

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

"Well, would you?

I might if you would only if you would! "

What are we doing then? When? And how?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I will but only if it’s the right ph and hasn’t been used for 6 months or more "
Damn, 5 and a half months

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"Nah.

Nobody asked you!

Bite me. X

Where?

Can’t have it now. Biatch...

the Biatch is a bit uncalled for! Hurts my feelings

Well the straps will finish you off then...

what straps?

Trust me, you’ll like it.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes i would fart in a lift silent but deadly or loud and proud? "
silent of course its better when its covert watch the blame game

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Well, would you?

I might if you would only if you would!

What are we doing then? When? And how? "
that would ruin the surprise! Couldn't possibly say.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Well, would you?

I might if you would only if you would!

What are we doing then? When? And how? "

And where can I get a ticket to see it?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes i would fart in a lift

Whilst you're in or as you leave, this needs clarified imo?

little bit of column A and a little column B everyone loves the smell of there own brand

Well I did ask!!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I will if you will

Would you? "

Let’s do it

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I will if you will

Would you?

Let’s do it "

Good plan!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I thought you'd never ask! but did I ask? "

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I thought you'd never ask! but did I ask?

No that was a question? Did I ask?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes, you go ahead, I’m right behind you

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Yes, you go ahead, I’m right behind you

OK but no peeking! I'm self conscious about my bum.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes i would fart in a lift

Whilst you're in or as you leave, this needs clarified imo?

little bit of column A and a little column B everyone loves the smell of there own brand

Well I did ask!!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *uietlyKinkyUsCouple
over a year ago

midlands

I'm genuinely giving it lots of consideration

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I'm genuinely giving it lots of consideration

Good. Always best think think things through.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chainsaw my logs for me..?? What's in it for me?"

Satisfaction of helping someone

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Chainsaw my logs for me..?? What's in it for me?

Satisfaction of helping someone"
Oh go on then.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

"We could be tempted how about if I throw in a boxset of Brookside signed by Ray Quinn? "

Ermmmm make it Only Fools and Horses boxset and it's a deal

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"We could be tempted how about if I throw in a boxset of Brookside signed by Ray Quinn?

Ermmmm make it Only Fools and Horses boxset and it's a deal"
deal! Be right back, just off to find Ray.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes, you go ahead, I’m right behind you

OK but no peeking! I'm self conscious about my bum. "

C’mon, you know you’re gorgeous

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ushy 99Man
over a year ago

somewhere nearby

I'm leaning towards, I would..

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Yes, you go ahead, I’m right behind you

OK but no peeking! I'm self conscious about my bum.

C’mon, you know you’re gorgeous

"
I can neither confirm nor deny that statement at this point in time.

But thank you

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I thought you'd never ask! but did I ask?

No that was a question? Did I ask? "

I'm so confused!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I'm leaning towards, I would.. "
if you lean just a little more, just a fraction, I will give you a push.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I thought you'd never ask! but did I ask?

No that was a question? Did I ask?

I'm so confused!"

Oh, sorry. I have a well written essay explaining exactly what it is in my bed, if you would like to come read it, everything will be clear.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chainsaw my logs for me..?? What's in it for me?

Satisfaction of helping someoneOh go on then. "

Your a good egg.. Ta x

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I thought you'd never ask! but did I ask?

No that was a question? Did I ask?

I'm so confused!

Oh, sorry. I have a well written essay explaining exactly what it is in my bed, if you would like to come read it, everything will be clear. "

This sounds like a trap... Well at least you didn't say in your van and offer me sweets.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Chainsaw my logs for me..?? What's in it for me?

Satisfaction of helping someoneOh go on then.

Your a good egg.. Ta x"

Very welcome. Do I have to be an egg though?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So are we doing this or what?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So are we doing this or what? "

Omg we r

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I thought you'd never ask! but did I ask?

No that was a question? Did I ask?

I'm so confused!

Oh, sorry. I have a well written essay explaining exactly what it is in my bed, if you would like to come read it, everything will be clear.

This sounds like a trap... Well at least you didn't say in your van and offer me sweets."

You hurt me with such words!

I don't own a van.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

"So are we doing this or what? "

You will have to wait, he went off to find Ray, but that was a few posts ago so he should be back soon.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"So are we doing this or what? "

Yes. You bring the pineapple.

I will bring the pizza.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ushy 99Man
over a year ago

somewhere nearby

"I'm leaning towards, I would.. if you lean just a little more, just a fraction, I will give you a push. "

Push... please make it a shove!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"So are we doing this or what?

You will have to wait, he went off to find Ray, but that was a few posts ago so he should be back soon."
Ray said he will deliver the signed boxset personally!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So are we doing this or what?

Yes. You bring the pineapple.

I will bring the pizza. "

Hawaiian pizza is my favourite

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"So are we doing this or what?

Yes. You bring the pineapple.

I will bring the pizza.

Hawaiian pizza is my favourite "

The pineapple isn't for the pizza.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would Rob a bank but bank of coutts

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So are we doing this or what?

Yes. You bring the pineapple.

I will bring the pizza.

Hawaiian pizza is my favourite

The pineapple isn't for the pizza.

But will there be pizza?

Op said there would be pizza if there’s not, I’m not coming.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"So are we doing this or what?

Yes. You bring the pineapple.

I will bring the pizza.

Hawaiian pizza is my favourite

The pineapple isn't for the pizza.

But will there be pizza?

Op said there would be pizza if there’s not, I’m not coming. "
there most certainly will be pizza.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kiss a blarney stone

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kiss a blarney stone "

Upside down though or your wish won’t come true

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quite possibly

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

Question still stands!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

"Yes i would fart in a lift "

I have done

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

"Chainsaw my logs for me..?? "

Yes ok

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Like to swing on a star?

Carry moonbeams home in jar?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone once told me that Ronnie Would...

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

"Someone once told me that Ronnie Would..."

Like a man with four planks on his head, Edward Woodward would.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

Post new Message to Thread