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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

During a social recently my safety person text me to check I was safe and OK.

The message said...

Have you been chained to a tree, stripped naked and flogged? Do I need to rescue you? x

I had to try so hard not to burst out laughing! If I had done it could have really made the guy uncomfortable. Spent the next few mins trying not to smile or laugh at the thought of it. Wasn't easy.

I showed him eventually which got a laugh.

Anyone else had similiar?

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By *heLaserGuyMan
over a year ago

Coventry

I guess it'll be the ladies responding, I always ask after ten mins or so if they want to txt anyone for that reason

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"I guess it'll be the ladies responding, I always ask after ten mins or so if they want to txt anyone for that reason "

That's really thoughtful of you; what a good idea. Thank you.

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By *heLaserGuyMan
over a year ago

Coventry


"I guess it'll be the ladies responding, I always ask after ten mins or so if they want to txt anyone for that reason

That's really thoughtful of you; what a good idea. Thank you."

There must be an element of fear going to a guys house for the first time, the lady not wanting to appear rude texting on a 'date', it just shows I'm as concerned for their well being as their safety person x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My safety person always sends me videos of animals fucking or Danny Devito doing various lewd things.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Have you been chained to a tree, stripped naked and flogged? Do I need to rescue you? x

"

I consider this basic foreplay.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"

Have you been chained to a tree, stripped naked and flogged? Do I need to rescue you? x

I consider this basic foreplay."

A very good point indeed.

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By *ourayloversCouple
over a year ago

chesterfield

I was the safety call for a female friend of mine who use to be into swinging.

I remember texting her on one of her meets asking if she was ok her response was "the guys about 10 stone on a good day....I'm going to destroy him " I text back and said "hand your phone to him as it sound like he needs a safety call"

She ended up married to him as well

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By *vcarolTV/TS
over a year ago

kilmarnockish

I was being wing(person) for my bestie on here.

Luckily she was ok as I fell asleep! I’m quite useless at times...... on this particular occasion tho..... it was the guy that needed the help.....

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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

get this a lot on photoshoots especially with models we haven't shot with before will say do you need to call in or send a pic to a friend its for your safety. many coverit as a behind the scenes selfie . what does surprise me tho is the amount that don't bother

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I had a text buddy for a while and when she was going to a guys house she’s text me code words

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I guess it'll be the ladies responding, I always ask after ten mins or so if they want to txt anyone for that reason "

That's really good!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My safety person always sends me videos of animals fucking or Danny Devito doing various lewd things.

"

That's hilarious, brilliant

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was the safety call for a female friend of mine who use to be into swinging.

I remember texting her on one of her meets asking if she was ok her response was "the guys about 10 stone on a good day....I'm going to destroy him " I text back and said "hand your phone to him as it sound like he needs a safety call"

She ended up married to him as well "

Brilliant!

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By *ourayloversCouple
over a year ago

chesterfield

(Lou) on my first date with Ray I had a safety person who I pinged my location to everytime we moved from the pub so she knew exactly where I was

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

Dont need a safety person if you remember to pre drill air holes into the box.

Once had a vanilla date check my car when we met up. However in fairness when I suggested the date she asked me to surprise her. Me being me replied "What, like with cable ties and duck tape?" Awkward as the date was a long country walk to a pub..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As a couple, we don't have a safety person, per se. But if I'm meeting for a social, I do tend to get texts from Tom to check I'm ok. But I only meet ladies, and in public places.

xN

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m a safety person for a lady on here

I’ll send pics of the dogs testicles in various poses

The odd cock shot

Worst I’ve done is slap my cock in a hot dog roll with hi hunni I’m home I’ve made your dinner love xx

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By *ourayloversCouple
over a year ago

chesterfield


"(Lou) on my first date with Ray I had a safety person who I pinged my location to everytime we moved from the pub so she knew exactly where I was"

And look where we are now xxx

Ray

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

I've never had a safety person, I might ask mr gorgeous if he wants the job.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in a group chat with loads of girl friends. So I just get 50 ‘you dead?’ messages after 20 mins or so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"During a social recently my safety person text me to check I was safe and OK.

The message said...

Have you been chained to a tree, stripped naked and flogged? Do I need to rescue you? x

I had to try so hard not to burst out laughing! If I had done it could have really made the guy uncomfortable. Spent the next few mins trying not to smile or laugh at the thought of it. Wasn't easy.

I showed him eventually which got a laugh.

Anyone else had similiar?

"

So women don't like being stripped naked, chained to a tree and flogged

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"

Worst I’ve done is slap my cock in a hot dog roll with hi hunni I’m home I’ve made your dinner love xx "

Now that is an acceptable cock pic! I would of split my sides laughing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I guess it'll be the ladies responding, I always ask after ten mins or so if they want to txt anyone for that reason "

Yummy dom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve never had one. Also keeping tabs on my phone during a meet is bad form in my book.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ve never had one. Also keeping tabs on my phone during a meet is bad form in my book."

Some people with kids have to though

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