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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Mines sound loving life sary, dads took mum on big old airplane so im on farming duty... everyone in the village knows this is a disaster.

-ive run over a gate in tractor a sheeps clocked it and done one.

-went tesco for some scran - whiskey and jammy dodgers in said tractor with muc spreader hooked up and got told off by tesco for trapesing cow poo in the car park.

-neighbouring crankys that hate me moaned to the dibble because ive woke them up at 5am the past 3 morning starting the harley up to go for a raz to the farm.

-village dibble told me i couldnt have a rave in the cow shed some scallywag leaked the details so that sucks because its a tradition when they go away.

Hows urs been?

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

that brings back fun memories

Putting the Fordson sideways down a ditch was not one of my best moments

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" that brings back fun memories

Putting the Fordson sideways down a ditch was not one of my best moments "

Been there pal dad was not happy not one bit. Got my own tractor now fitted a mint stereo in it, got subwoofers and everything

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

God help the farm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How lovely

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"God help the farm "

Its fucking mayhem my mate came up earlier to help fetch the bails ...

We drank whisky made a big fire and jumped it on the quad bike

The bails are still in the field.

Ive not fed his pet ostrich either.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"God help the farm

Its fucking mayhem my mate came up earlier to help fetch the bails ...

We drank whisky made a big fire and jumped it on the quad bike

The bails are still in the field.

Ive not fed his pet ostrich either. "

that poor ostrich you big meanie!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"God help the farm

Its fucking mayhem my mate came up earlier to help fetch the bails ...

We drank whisky made a big fire and jumped it on the quad bike

The bails are still in the field.

Ive not fed his pet ostrich either.

that poor ostrich you big meanie! "

Ive just fed it. Its a right grumpy thing.

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