FabSwingers.com forum: Cake.

By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Now that's a subject I like.

Everything else is going over my head this evening.

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By *adeiteWoman
over a year ago

Staffordshire

Carrot cake mmmmmm

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

I don’t like cake.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"I don’t like cake. "

I'm not too keen either, I'd rather have some doritos.

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Carrot cake mmmmmm"

One of my favourites

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"I don’t like cake. "

What about a bun

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"I don’t like cake.

I'm not too keen either, I'd rather have some doritos. "

Tut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lemon drizzle...mmmmmmmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheesecake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Swiss roll.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"I don’t like cake.

I'm not too keen either, I'd rather have some doritos.

Tut

Sorry, you can have my share of the cake

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

"I don’t like cake. "

You're a strange one, you girl.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cherry bakewell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just cake!!

Though if I have to choose it would have to be chocolate

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Cheesecake

blurgh

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

I have a Mac signature coconut sponge here. It's a day old but I think it tastes better that way. Want a fork?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thats a good call to cherry bakewell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No! No more cake! I need to shift some of this festive timber!

Well, alright - maybe just a *small* slice...

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"I have a Mac signature coconut sponge here. It's a day old but I think it tastes better that way. Want a fork?"

I have 4 chocolate orange buns left

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Still have Christmas cake here. I'm also going to make a dog friendly birtday cake for our hound.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Mmm cake!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Damn diet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love cake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And pies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cheesecake

blurgh

Give me one of your cock cakes then please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love cake. Lemon cake or carrot cake is my fave.

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

Just taken a cherry genoa out of the oven. Yum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And pies"

Nahhhh don’t like pies , only ones I would really like is ham and mushroom ,

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By *r.J-Miss.BCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

Ginger

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By *uffnmuffCouple
over a year ago

London

Chocolate cake mmmm

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Cheesecake

blurgh

Give me one of your cock cakes then please

You got one yesterday

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By *r.J-Miss.BCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

And although I think it's stretching the definition of 'cake' I do an awesome Baileys cheesecake (mr)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheesecake

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

Homemade carrot cake....love it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Carrot cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just taken a cherry genoa out of the oven. Yum."

Share share share!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cheesecake

blurgh

Give me one of your cock cakes then please

You got one yesterday

I’ll have another look at it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are Jaffa cakes, cakes or biscuits?

Asking the hard questions over here

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"Are Jaffa cakes, cakes or biscuits?

Asking the hard questions over here

Cakes!

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

Love all cake apart from carrot, that’s just not right

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By *ushy 99Man
over a year ago

somewhere nearby

"Carrot cake mmmmmm"

Carrot cake is the best cake!

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

Red velvet cake!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don’t like cake.

I'm not too keen either, I'd rather have some doritos. "

What flavour though ?

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

"Mmm cake!"

Ok Homer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Love all cake apart from carrot, that’s just not right"

Oh I love carrot cake nice and moist ( hate that word) loads of walnuts and spices.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are Jaffa cakes, cakes or biscuits?

Asking the hard questions over here

Biscuit but never to be dunked EVER

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

New York cheesecake with honey drizzle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"New York cheesecake with honey drizzle

I make the best ever baked cheesecake with cherries or mandarin,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lemon Drizzle cake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I made lotus biscuit muffins this evening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rainbow cake!!

Or lemon and poppy seed cake

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

"I made lotus biscuit muffins this evening

Oh I bet you love a good muffin...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

6 New York cheesecakes tomorrow morning x

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By *inn_the_humanMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Are Jaffa cakes, cakes or biscuits?

Asking the hard questions over here

Boring factual answer - they're cakes. The makers went to court to prove it as cakes don't carry VAT but biscuits do.

Their arguement was that cakes go hard when left out in the open. Biscuits go soft. They won their case and so jaffa cakes are cakes.

Now that ive turned the whole of Fab on with my VAT chat, I'm assuming the number of meets tonight will be abnormally high. You can all thank me later.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I made lotus biscuit muffins this evening

Oh I bet you love a good muffin...

I prefer jam roly poly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chocolate biscuit cake

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Are Jaffa cakes, cakes or biscuits?

Asking the hard questions over here

Boring factual answer - they're cakes. The makers went to court to prove it as cakes don't carry VAT but biscuits do.

Their arguement was that cakes go hard when left out in the open. Biscuits go soft. They won their case and so jaffa cakes are cakes.

Now that ive turned the whole of Fab on with my VAT chat, I'm assuming the number of meets tonight will be abnormally high. You can all thank me later.

Gosh Finn, I had no idea you were so knowledgeable about all things cake. My partner's penis thanks you in advance.

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

"I made lotus biscuit muffins this evening

Oh I bet you love a good muffin...

I prefer jam roly poly "

Perhaps a weekend away for a Swiss roll?

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By *inn_the_humanMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Are Jaffa cakes, cakes or biscuits?

Asking the hard questions over here

Boring factual answer - they're cakes. The makers went to court to prove it as cakes don't carry VAT but biscuits do.

Their arguement was that cakes go hard when left out in the open. Biscuits go soft. They won their case and so jaffa cakes are cakes.

Now that ive turned the whole of Fab on with my VAT chat, I'm assuming the number of meets tonight will be abnormally high. You can all thank me later.

Gosh Finn, I had no idea you were so knowledgeable about all things cake. My partner's penis thanks you in advance."

Just show him this - he will undoubtedly loose control and the two of you can really make a weekend of it. I take no responsibility for any friction burns though.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Are Jaffa cakes, cakes or biscuits?

Asking the hard questions over here

Boring factual answer - they're cakes. The makers went to court to prove it as cakes don't carry VAT but biscuits do.

Their arguement was that cakes go hard when left out in the open. Biscuits go soft. They won their case and so jaffa cakes are cakes.

Now that ive turned the whole of Fab on with my VAT chat, I'm assuming the number of meets tonight will be abnormally high. You can all thank me later.

Ooft. Tax law

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By *inn_the_humanMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Are Jaffa cakes, cakes or biscuits?

Asking the hard questions over here

Boring factual answer - they're cakes. The makers went to court to prove it as cakes don't carry VAT but biscuits do.

Their arguement was that cakes go hard when left out in the open. Biscuits go soft. They won their case and so jaffa cakes are cakes.

Now that ive turned the whole of Fab on with my VAT chat, I'm assuming the number of meets tonight will be abnormally high. You can all thank me later.

Ooft. Tax law

Just don't get me started on dual entry accounting - it'll cause a frenzy on here...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Butterscotch and walnut cake... dreamy

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Are Jaffa cakes, cakes or biscuits?

Asking the hard questions over here

Boring factual answer - they're cakes. The makers went to court to prove it as cakes don't carry VAT but biscuits do.

Their arguement was that cakes go hard when left out in the open. Biscuits go soft. They won their case and so jaffa cakes are cakes.

Now that ive turned the whole of Fab on with my VAT chat, I'm assuming the number of meets tonight will be abnormally high. You can all thank me later.

Ooft. Tax law

Just don't get me started on dual entry accounting - it'll cause a frenzy on here..."

Is it getting hot in here?

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

"New York cheesecake with honey drizzle

I make the best ever baked cheesecake with cherries or mandarin, "

Ooh yum I like mandarin as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did someone say cake?

Oh yes please! Add strawberries and I'm anybodys!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did someone say cake?

Oh yes please! Add strawberries and I'm anybodys! "

If you bring the squirty cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are Jaffa cakes, cakes or biscuits?

Asking the hard questions over here

Boring factual answer - they're cakes. The makers went to court to prove it as cakes don't carry VAT but biscuits do.

Their arguement was that cakes go hard when left out in the open. Biscuits go soft. They won their case and so jaffa cakes are cakes.

Now that ive turned the whole of Fab on with my VAT chat, I'm assuming the number of meets tonight will be abnormally high. You can all thank me later.

Why don’t cake carry VAT?

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By *inn_the_humanMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Are Jaffa cakes, cakes or biscuits?

Asking the hard questions over here

Boring factual answer - they're cakes. The makers went to court to prove it as cakes don't carry VAT but biscuits do.

Their arguement was that cakes go hard when left out in the open. Biscuits go soft. They won their case and so jaffa cakes are cakes.

Now that ive turned the whole of Fab on with my VAT chat, I'm assuming the number of meets tonight will be abnormally high. You can all thank me later.

Why don’t cake carry VAT?"

Sadly, I know the answer to this as well....

Vat doesn't apply to "essential" items. Cakes aren't considered a luxury item, but a necessity, so zero vat. The same is true of plain biscuits. For some reason, chocolate covered biscuits were considered a luxury when vat was introduced, and it's never been changed.

I can only imagine the fervour my chat is causing throughout the nation. Please remember to be safe folks, I don't want a huge rise in October babies....

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After a 5 mile walk today I had the most scrummiest slice of victoria sponge, yum, yum

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