FabSwingers.com forum: Someone else’s toast

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

With real butter in it......

Can anything else be better tasting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No got to be butter fuck that plastic Shyte

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Got to be cut in triangles though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol posh house

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By *DW1983Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen, Leeds, Sheffield

I can't imagine that someone else would have put enough butter on it for my liking... I'll make my own

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Lol posh house "

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By *aughtyLondonGuyMan
over a year ago

london

unless you’re vegan

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Someone else's chips

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"I can't imagine that someone else would have put enough butter on it for my liking... I'll make my own

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I suspect I would be close. People ask me not to butter theirs if I make it for them because I'm rather generous with it.Has to be salted too and Danish.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"unless you’re vegan "

I’m pescatarian so butter is good with me

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

New potatoes boiled with a sprig of mint, soused in melted butter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a home in France they do a butter there with salt crystals in

Now that’s just fucking wrong I am fuckin addicted to it has to stop lol

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"New potatoes boiled with a sprig of mint, soused in melted butter."

Yes, yes, yes!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can't imagine that someone else would have put enough butter on it for my liking... I'll make my own

I suspect I would be close. People ask me not to butter theirs if I make it for them because I'm rather generous with it.Has to be salted too and Danish."

Can’t say I’ve ever specified as danish but I do drown it in salted butter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it ain’t dripping it ain’t no good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't tease im a celiac so always coveting your toast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just eat the butter

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"I can't imagine that someone else would have put enough butter on it for my liking... I'll make my own

I suspect I would be close. People ask me not to butter theirs if I make it for them because I'm rather generous with it.Has to be salted too and Danish.

Can’t say I’ve ever specified as danish but I do drown it in salted butter.

Not melted though, the toast needs to be cool enough and the butter cold enough so that it stays on top

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toasted crumpets with tonnes of lurpak!

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"I have a home in France they do a butter there with salt crystals in

Now that’s just fucking wrong I am fuckin addicted to it has to stop lol "

Nothing wrong with that!

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

Tiger bread toast and loads of salted butter

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"If it ain’t dripping it ain’t no good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a home in France they do a butter there with salt crystals in

Now that’s just fucking wrong I am fuckin addicted to it has to stop lol

Nothing wrong with that!"

I even took a picture of the packet and sent to all my pals lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got that warburtons tiger sliced alright that is

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Red hot coffee (not instant), thick, buttered toast, maybe a little thick cut, bitter marmalade. Breakfast heaven.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"I have a home in France they do a butter there with salt crystals in

Now that’s just fucking wrong I am fuckin addicted to it has to stop lol

Nothing wrong with that!

I even took a picture of the packet and sent to all my pals lol

I love salt!

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By *attb179Man
over a year ago

London

Gotta love buttered bread

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

I love toast. Butter and jam please.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

This is awful for me because I have to cut back on carbs :wail:

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fick it I crumbled at the toaster now lool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sour dough toast with butter , marmite and poached eggs mmmm !

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"I have a home in France they do a butter there with salt crystals in

Now that’s just fucking wrong I am fuckin addicted to it has to stop lol

Nothing wrong with that!

I even took a picture of the packet and sent to all my pals lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has to be toasted tho not this sun bed bullshit barely tanned ! What’s that about ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now I want toast!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I gave in already I’m toasting lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I gave in already I’m toasting lol "

I’m cosy in bed so resisting the urge!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I gave in already I’m toasting lol

I’m cosy in bed so resisting the urge!"

Want a pic lol x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can't imagine that someone else would have put enough butter on it for my liking... I'll make my own

I suspect I would be close. People ask me not to butter theirs if I make it for them because I'm rather generous with it.Has to be salted too and Danish.

Can’t say I’ve ever specified as danish but I do drown it in salted butter.

Not melted though, the toast needs to be cool enough and the butter cold enough so that it stays on top "

Amateur. If you keep applying enough butter you’ll cool it enough to have saturated the toast and still have an unmelted coating

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"I can't imagine that someone else would have put enough butter on it for my liking... I'll make my own

I suspect I would be close. People ask me not to butter theirs if I make it for them because I'm rather generous with it.Has to be salted too and Danish.

Can’t say I’ve ever specified as danish but I do drown it in salted butter.

Not melted though, the toast needs to be cool enough and the butter cold enough so that it stays on top

Amateur. If you keep applying enough butter you’ll cool it enough to have saturated the toast and still have an unmelted coating

I bow to the mistress of buttering toast

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By *on_mclaneMan
over a year ago

manchester

Grills on and chocolate waffles are going under and will be covered in jam, was so comfy tucked up but after reading the replies I’m starving!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can't imagine that someone else would have put enough butter on it for my liking... I'll make my own

I suspect I would be close. People ask me not to butter theirs if I make it for them because I'm rather generous with it.Has to be salted too and Danish.

Can’t say I’ve ever specified as danish but I do drown it in salted butter.

Not melted though, the toast needs to be cool enough and the butter cold enough so that it stays on top

Amateur. If you keep applying enough butter you’ll cool it enough to have saturated the toast and still have an unmelted coating

I bow to the mistress of buttering toast

I just nick mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just smashed 4 slices with the dog lol

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Grills on and chocolate waffles are going under and will be covered in jam, was so comfy tucked up but after reading the replies I’m starving!! "

Last night we are chocolate churros with cinnamon sugar. We were going to have three each...but we had six each!

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

Thick sliced white bread and real butter oozing out mmmmm hungry now

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By *on_mclaneMan
over a year ago

manchester

"Grills on and chocolate waffles are going under and will be covered in jam, was so comfy tucked up but after reading the replies I’m starving!!

Last night we are chocolate churros with cinnamon sugar. We were going to have three each...but we had six each! "

Lolol I was going to put 4 under but decided for just two, so moorish I can see me going for a 2nd sitting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thick sliced white bread and real butter oozing out mmmmm hungry now"

Haha I lost the Will gave in ages ago dog helped me lol

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

"Thick sliced white bread and real butter oozing out mmmmm hungry now

Haha I lost the Will gave in ages ago dog helped me lol

I’m still fighting the urge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

crumpet...... then we're talking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now I need toast

I like seeded wholemeal that's been left to go cold with lashings of proper butter

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By *ncemoreroundthesunCouple
over a year ago

on the move

Stolen food tastes better for some reason

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love cold toast, but can never leave it long enough before eating it all up. Real butter always or it’s just not worth it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread is making me salivate to a degree I'd never thought possible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lurpak

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I give in- I'm going to make toast now

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By *eviantdeeliteCouple
over a year ago

Cheltenham

"I can't imagine that someone else would have put enough butter on it for my liking... I'll make my own

Same here....and I am polite around food, I never steal nor ask for any because both my mother, and my sister are "stealers" ...hate it with a passion....so rude

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

I need cheese on my toast

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

"I have a home in France they do a butter there with salt crystals in

Now that’s just fucking wrong I am fuckin addicted to it has to stop lol "

That sounds awesome!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lurpak

Kerrygold! Butter from the gods

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By *unsexual MemelordWoman
over a year ago

Midlothian

"Don't tease im a celiac so always coveting your toast

I have coeliac too, the Genius toastie loaf makes really nice toast! It's a good texture, never full of holes or falling apart, and not too dry. It's the tastiest GF bread I've found, I recommend you try it if you haven't already, I sorely missed toast before I discovered it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lurpak

Kerrygold! Butter from the gods "

Ive never heard of this... but will give it a wirl

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By *aekaeWoman
over a year ago

Between a cock and a soft place

"Lurpak

They should be prosecuted under the trades description act.

"Lupak spreadable, straight from the fridge" my ass.

Rips your toast to shreads..

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

The best thing to put on toast is............ BACON.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We can see, oops we mean think of something that can taste better

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Has to be salted too and Danish.

Can’t say I’ve ever specified as danish "

You could try wrapping it in Danish bacon rind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lurpak

They should be prosecuted under the trades description act.

"Lupak spreadable, straight from the fridge" my ass.

Rips your toast to shreads..

Old skool thing called a butter dish works a treat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The best thing to put on toast is............ BACON.

Bbbbbbbaaaaaacccccooooonnnnnnnnnnnn

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