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Best EVER come-back!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

We've all had messages off some right whoppers on here so..

What's been your very BEST come-back?

I once told a certain individual that.. they couldn't arouse suspicion!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We've all had messages off some right whoppers on here so..

What's been your very BEST come-back?

I once told a certain individual that.. they couldn't arouse suspicion! "

Get away your breath stinks is always a good one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive just been told I am a waste of space But he was obvs a coward as wouldnt wait for my reply. Not quite sure what it would have been yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Harsh !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok, thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A guy once told me I seemed very genuine. I told him that as far as he knew I had a cock that would leave his arsehole looking like the exit wound of an apache helicopters chain gun if I went in dry..and I weren't even gonna spit on it. His response was "maybe... or maybe you're just a woman with a fanny like the stern tube of a t class submarine".... I don't think I stopped laughing for twenty minutes

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By *ustme34Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"Ive just been told I am a waste of space But he was obvs a coward as wouldnt wait for my reply. Not quite sure what it would have been yet "
you could waste my space anytime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Told someone they were thicker than porridge once

Simple but effective insults are the best

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Told someone they were thicker than porridge once

Simple but effective insults are the best"

Have wanted to say this often but im too nice and they wouldn't understand anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A guy once told me I seemed very genuine. I told him that as far as he knew I had a cock that would leave his arsehole looking like the exit wound of an apache helicopters chain gun if I went in dry..and I weren't even gonna spit on it. His response was "maybe... or maybe you're just a woman with a fanny like the stern tube of a t class submarine".... I don't think I stopped laughing for twenty minutes "

This ones the winner pmsl

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By *unny ValentineCouple
over a year ago

Crewe

At a friend and family party. During the nights festivities a documentary about swinging was on the tv in the background - Being interviewed was a PVC clad granny with boobs to her knees.

An intoxicated friend turns to my 13 year old son and says "don't think much of your woman" on the tv in an attempt to embarrass him.

Without skipping a beat he replied "it's ok, I'd never go with your mum" left the friend speechless and us in stitches.

Can't beat a good mum joke and as a parent I was quite proud!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why are you so fat

Coz every time I fuck your mum she gives me a biscuit....

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By *uesdaysfundayCouple
over a year ago

Sandbach


"At a friend and family party. During the nights festivities a documentary about swinging was on the tv in the background - Being interviewed was a PVC clad granny with boobs to her knees.

An intoxicated friend turns to my 13 year old son and says "don't think much of your woman" on the tv in an attempt to embarrass him.

Without skipping a beat he replied "it's ok, I'd never go with your mum" left the friend speechless and us in stitches.

Can't beat a good mum joke and as a parent I was quite proud!

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By *on_mclaneMan
over a year ago

manchester

Funny one I heard in a pub once, some guy trying to intimidate a group of young lads came out with the “do you know who I am ?” line, one of the lads turns to him and replied “no, why have you forgot ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My boyfriend always responds to "I'd like to talk to you about Jesus" with "Why, what's he done now?"

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By *aughty Lovers 69Man
over a year ago

Wallasey

We were told to get some manners!!! Most polite people you will ever meet and always consider others feelings, we got blocked before we could respond..... Gutted!!

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By *adyx4Woman
over a year ago

Durham


"Funny one I heard in a pub once, some guy trying to intimidate a group of young lads came out with the “do you know who I am ?” line, one of the lads turns to him and replied “no, why have you forgot ?

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Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you want my come back it's in your mum's mouth.......

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