FabSwingers.com forum: Blatant Self Thread!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Why not, who cares, this is a self thread, aren't we all really this?

What are you looking for?

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

A man to ruin me sexually, on a fairly regular basis.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A woman who's not too fussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A woman to let me ruin them on a fairly regular basis ... lol

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By *urvyandCurious999Woman
over a year ago

Hiding from twats

My one true love

Failing that, fun and friendships

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone to use me happy regularly respectfully.

Fun and friendships.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A woman dressed as a pelican to feed me ben and jerrys phish food and hoola hoops.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I’m not sure

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

Fun and friendships for me too

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

"A man to ruin me sexually, on a fairly regular basis.

Define regular?

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

One regular, non needy person for sexy time and nights out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I came for the bacon! All I get is sausages!!

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By *hromosexualsCouple
over a year ago

Near Abercynon

Excitement

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By *uscularLoveMan
over a year ago

london

People who are like-minded to have fun conversations.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A man to ruin me sexually, on a fairly regular basis.

With all due respect you don't ruining, you need a man to please and give you everything you need!

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"A man to ruin me sexually, on a fairly regular basis.

I can ruin sex on a fairly regular basis. Does that count?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One local naughty sexy filth bag suits you sir

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Someone to use me happy regularly respectfully.

Fun and friendships. "

Where do I apply?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I came for the bacon! All I get is sausages!!

No vegans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I came for the bacon! All I get is sausages!!

What about bacon wrapped around a sausage

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

A caravan with wheels

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

A FWB .... rather than just a FB!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A man to ruin me sexually, on a fairly regular basis.

I can ruin sex on a fairly regular basis. Does that count? "

Does it include rocking in a corner and/or crying?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone to use me happy regularly respectfully.

Fun and friendships. "

Do you do the cleaning as well ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A caravan with wheels

I can be a caravan with wheels if that’s what you’re into

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A nice penis.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My one true love

Failing that, fun and friendships

Love to have a friendship with you x

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

"A man to ruin me sexually, on a fairly regular basis.

Define regular?

Monthly would do it right now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A man who can cook and do the sex thing well!

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

"A nice penis. "

Prepare to receive an avalanche of dick pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kin hell this thread turned into eBay for crumpet /I liking a lot

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

"A man to ruin me sexually, on a fairly regular basis.

Define regular?

Monthly would do it right now

Do you meet in the middle or do I have to drive all that bloody way?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I came for the bacon! All I get is sausages!!

No vegans

Absolutely not! No vegans!!! I am a vegan free zone....

What am I? Not vegan free that's what!

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"A man to ruin me sexually, on a fairly regular basis.

I can ruin sex on a fairly regular basis. Does that count?

Does it include rocking in a corner and/or crying? "

It does indeed. While also looking out of a window.

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By *ustme34Man
over a year ago

Bingley

"I came for the bacon! All I get is sausages!!

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what if I wrap the sausage in bacon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A man who can cook and do the sex thing well!"

Does I run a restaraunt Michelin trained count ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A caravan with wheels

With cushions in periwinkle blue???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A nice penis. "

Plenty of pricks on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I came for the bacon! All I get is sausages!!

what if I wrap the sausage in bacon

Like a pig in blanket! Heck

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By *ustme34Man
over a year ago

Bingley

"A man who can cook and do the sex thing well!"
pssst ...over here * waving*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A man to ruin me sexually, on a fairly regular basis.

I can ruin sex on a fairly regular basis. Does that count?

Does it include rocking in a corner and/or crying?

It does indeed. While also looking out of a window. "

Celine dion playing in the background?

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"A man to ruin me sexually, on a fairly regular basis.

Yes yes yes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My marbles.

Anyone seen them?

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"A man to ruin me sexually, on a fairly regular basis.

I can ruin sex on a fairly regular basis. Does that count?

Does it include rocking in a corner and/or crying?

It does indeed. While also looking out of a window.

Celine dion playing in the background? "
yes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I came for the bacon! All I get is sausages!!

No vegans

Absolutely not! No vegans!!! I am a vegan free zone....

What am I? Not vegan free that's what!

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A man who can cook and do the sex thing well!"

I can cook well and do the sex thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A man to ruin me sexually, on a fairly regular basis.

I can ruin sex on a fairly regular basis. Does that count?

Does it include rocking in a corner and/or crying?

It does indeed. While also looking out of a window.

Celine dion playing in the background? yes! "

Sign me up good sir.. Exactly what I'm looking for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just a meet to get friggin verified!! ??

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

"A man to ruin me sexually, on a fairly regular basis.

Define regular?

Monthly would do it right now

Do you meet in the middle or do I have to drive all that bloody way?

Depends how long you take, only I gotta get back for the School run

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bookmarking

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"A man to ruin me sexually, on a fairly regular basis.

I can ruin sex on a fairly regular basis. Does that count?

Does it include rocking in a corner and/or crying?

It does indeed. While also looking out of a window.

Celine dion playing in the background? yes!

Sign me up good sir.. Exactly what I'm looking for

Deal!

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

"A man to ruin me sexually, on a fairly regular basis.

Define regular?

Monthly would do it right now

Do you meet in the middle or do I have to drive all that bloody way?

Depends how long you take, only I gotta get back for the School run

Be the best two minutes of your life.

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

"A woman dressed as a pelican to feed me ben and jerrys phish food and hoola hoops."

At the same time??

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By *etamourMan
over a year ago

York

I'm looking for a lady who can suck an orange through a garden hose

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"I'm looking for a lady who can suck an orange through a garden hose

I can suck a watermelon through a McDonald's paper straw without breaking the straw!

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

"I'm looking for a lady who can suck an orange through a garden hose

I can suck a watermelon through a McDonald's paper straw without breaking the straw! "

That’s a good talent. I can hardly suck a milkshake through those paper fuckers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haribo tangfastics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm looking for a lady who can suck an orange through a garden hose

I can suck a watermelon through a McDonald's paper straw without breaking the straw! "

I can eat through a water melon without coming up for air

If that doesn't get the ladies going nothing will

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

"A caravan with wheels

I can be a caravan with wheels if that’s what you’re into "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I came for the bacon! All I get is sausages!!

No vegans

Absolutely not! No vegans!!! I am a vegan free zone....

What am I? Not vegan free that's what!

This

We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender!!

They took our Greggs! But they will never take our bacon!!

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By *ustme34Man
over a year ago

Bingley

"I came for the bacon! All I get is sausages!!

No vegans

Absolutely not! No vegans!!! I am a vegan free zone....

What am I? Not vegan free that's what!

This

We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender!!

They took our Greggs! But they will never take our bacon!!

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

I'm looking for someone to laugh at my jokes, call me out when I'm being a pain in the arse, catch me when I topple and shag me senseless.

Never quite managed to find anyone who can do all 4 simultaneously.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I'm looking for someone to laugh at my jokes, call me out when I'm being a pain in the arse, catch me when I topple and shag me senseless.

Never quite managed to find anyone who can do all 4 simultaneously."
I can only promise 1 of those 4 things. The other 3 are situational.

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By *ustme34Man
over a year ago

Bingley

"I'm looking for someone to laugh at my jokes, call me out when I'm being a pain in the arse, catch me when I topple and shag me senseless.

Never quite managed to find anyone who can do all 4 simultaneously.I can only promise 1 of those 4 things. The other 3 are situational. "
so your just going to call her a pain in the arse

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I'm looking for someone to laugh at my jokes, call me out when I'm being a pain in the arse, catch me when I topple and shag me senseless.

Never quite managed to find anyone who can do all 4 simultaneously.I can only promise 1 of those 4 things. The other 3 are situational. so your just going to call her a pain in the arse

Indeed I am

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

A FWB who enjoys traveling as much as I do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone to use me happy regularly respectfully.

Fun and friendships.

Do you do the cleaning as well ?

Nope, that's what I'd have my own subs for

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