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"A man to ruin me sexually, on a fairly regular basis. " Define regular? | |||
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"A man to ruin me sexually, on a fairly regular basis. " I can ruin sex on a fairly regular basis. Does that count? | |||
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"Someone to use me happy regularly respectfully. Fun and friendships. " Where do I apply? | |||
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"I came for the bacon! All I get is sausages!! " No vegans | |||
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"I came for the bacon! All I get is sausages!! " What about bacon wrapped around a sausage | |||
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"A man to ruin me sexually, on a fairly regular basis. I can ruin sex on a fairly regular basis. Does that count? " Does it include rocking in a corner and/or crying? | |||
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"Someone to use me happy regularly respectfully. Fun and friendships. " Do you do the cleaning as well ? | |||
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"A caravan with wheels " I can be a caravan with wheels if that’s what you’re into | |||
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"My one true love Failing that, fun and friendships " Love to have a friendship with you x | |||
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"A man to ruin me sexually, on a fairly regular basis. Define regular? " Monthly would do it right now | |||
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"A nice penis. " Prepare to receive an avalanche of dick pics | |||
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"A man to ruin me sexually, on a fairly regular basis. Define regular? Monthly would do it right now " Do you meet in the middle or do I have to drive all that bloody way? | |||
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"I came for the bacon! All I get is sausages!! No vegans " Absolutely not! No vegans!!! I am a vegan free zone.... What am I? Not vegan free that's what! | |||
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"A man to ruin me sexually, on a fairly regular basis. I can ruin sex on a fairly regular basis. Does that count? Does it include rocking in a corner and/or crying? " It does indeed. While also looking out of a window. | |||
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"I came for the bacon! All I get is sausages!! " what if I wrap the sausage in bacon | |||
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"A man who can cook and do the sex thing well!" Does I run a restaraunt Michelin trained count ? | |||
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"A caravan with wheels " With cushions in periwinkle blue??? | |||
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"I came for the bacon! All I get is sausages!! what if I wrap the sausage in bacon " Like a pig in blanket! Heck | |||
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"A man who can cook and do the sex thing well!" pssst ...over here * waving* | |||
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"A man to ruin me sexually, on a fairly regular basis. I can ruin sex on a fairly regular basis. Does that count? Does it include rocking in a corner and/or crying? It does indeed. While also looking out of a window. " Celine dion playing in the background? | |||
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"A man to ruin me sexually, on a fairly regular basis. " Yes yes yes! | |||
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"A man to ruin me sexually, on a fairly regular basis. I can ruin sex on a fairly regular basis. Does that count? Does it include rocking in a corner and/or crying? It does indeed. While also looking out of a window. Celine dion playing in the background? " yes! | |||
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"I came for the bacon! All I get is sausages!! No vegans Absolutely not! No vegans!!! I am a vegan free zone.... What am I? Not vegan free that's what! " This | |||
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"A man who can cook and do the sex thing well!" I can cook well and do the sex thing | |||
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"A man to ruin me sexually, on a fairly regular basis. I can ruin sex on a fairly regular basis. Does that count? Does it include rocking in a corner and/or crying? It does indeed. While also looking out of a window. Celine dion playing in the background? yes! " Sign me up good sir.. Exactly what I'm looking for | |||
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"A man to ruin me sexually, on a fairly regular basis. Define regular? Monthly would do it right now Do you meet in the middle or do I have to drive all that bloody way? " Depends how long you take, only I gotta get back for the School run | |||
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"A man to ruin me sexually, on a fairly regular basis. I can ruin sex on a fairly regular basis. Does that count? Does it include rocking in a corner and/or crying? It does indeed. While also looking out of a window. Celine dion playing in the background? yes! Sign me up good sir.. Exactly what I'm looking for " Deal! | |||
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"A man to ruin me sexually, on a fairly regular basis. Define regular? Monthly would do it right now Do you meet in the middle or do I have to drive all that bloody way? Depends how long you take, only I gotta get back for the School run " Be the best two minutes of your life. | |||
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"A woman dressed as a pelican to feed me ben and jerrys phish food and hoola hoops." At the same time?? | |||
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"I'm looking for a lady who can suck an orange through a garden hose " I can suck a watermelon through a McDonald's paper straw without breaking the straw! | |||
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"I'm looking for a lady who can suck an orange through a garden hose I can suck a watermelon through a McDonald's paper straw without breaking the straw! " That’s a good talent. I can hardly suck a milkshake through those paper fuckers! | |||
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"I'm looking for a lady who can suck an orange through a garden hose I can suck a watermelon through a McDonald's paper straw without breaking the straw! " I can eat through a water melon without coming up for air If that doesn't get the ladies going nothing will | |||
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"A caravan with wheels I can be a caravan with wheels if that’s what you’re into " | |||
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"I came for the bacon! All I get is sausages!! No vegans Absolutely not! No vegans!!! I am a vegan free zone.... What am I? Not vegan free that's what! This " We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender!! They took our Greggs! But they will never take our bacon!! | |||
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"I came for the bacon! All I get is sausages!! No vegans Absolutely not! No vegans!!! I am a vegan free zone.... What am I? Not vegan free that's what! This We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender!! They took our Greggs! But they will never take our bacon!! " | |||
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"I'm looking for someone to laugh at my jokes, call me out when I'm being a pain in the arse, catch me when I topple and shag me senseless. Never quite managed to find anyone who can do all 4 simultaneously." I can only promise 1 of those 4 things. The other 3 are situational. | |||
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"I'm looking for someone to laugh at my jokes, call me out when I'm being a pain in the arse, catch me when I topple and shag me senseless. Never quite managed to find anyone who can do all 4 simultaneously.I can only promise 1 of those 4 things. The other 3 are situational. " so your just going to call her a pain in the arse | |||
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"I'm looking for someone to laugh at my jokes, call me out when I'm being a pain in the arse, catch me when I topple and shag me senseless. Never quite managed to find anyone who can do all 4 simultaneously.I can only promise 1 of those 4 things. The other 3 are situational. so your just going to call her a pain in the arse " Indeed I am | |||
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"Someone to use me happy regularly respectfully. Fun and friendships. Do you do the cleaning as well ? " Nope, that's what I'd have my own subs for | |||
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