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"I read the title with a "oooo" Then read the opening post with a "oh!" "That sums up my sex life! | |||
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That sums up my sex life! "At least you have one! I forgot what one of them is!  | |||
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What happens next will shock you."Ohhhhh really, I’m watching Dracula should I be scared  | |||
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"I read the title with a "oooo" Then read the opening post with a "oh!"
That sums up my sex life!
At least you have one! I forgot what one of them is! "Illet me rephrase it. That summed up my sex life before it went in to retirement  | |||
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"For the love of god... at least dance for me.. "I don't dance! | |||
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"For the love of god... at least dance for me..
I don't dance! "Ffs... just take your clothes off sexily then.. that’ll do... | |||
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"I read the title with a "oooo" Then read the opening post with a "oh!"
That sums up my sex life!
At least you have one! I forgot what one of them is!
Illet me rephrase it. That summed up my sex life before it went in to retirement "After how many years of active service? Should have a salute! | |||
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"For the love of god... at least dance for me..
I don't dance!
Ffs... just take your clothes off sexily then.. that’ll do... "I guess I could do that | |||
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"I read the title with a "oooo" Then read the opening post with a "oh!"
That sums up my sex life!
At least you have one! I forgot what one of them is!
Illet me rephrase it. That summed up my sex life before it went in to retirement
After how many years of active service? Should have a salute!
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"For the love of god... at least dance for me..
I don't dance!
Ffs... just take your clothes off sexily then.. that’ll do... I guess I could do that"Do it! Do it! Do it! *fetches snacks* | |||
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"I read the title with a "oooo" Then read the opening post with a "oh!"
That sums up my sex life!
At least you have one! I forgot what one of them is!
Illet me rephrase it. That summed up my sex life before it went in to retirement
After how many years of active service? Should have a salute!
19 long hard... Years of service. "That's a long time to have an erection. | |||
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The ones in no way relating to the title
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"For the love of god... at least dance for me..
I don't dance!
Ffs... just take your clothes off sexily then.. that’ll do... I guess I could do that
Do it! Do it! Do it!
*fetches snacks*"It would be a muppets version of Magic Mike. | |||
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"I read the title with a "oooo" Then read the opening post with a "oh!"
That sums up my sex life!
At least you have one! I forgot what one of them is!
Illet me rephrase it. That summed up my sex life before it went in to retirement
After how many years of active service? Should have a salute!
19 long hard... Years of service.
That's a long time to have an erection."That is just how I roll | |||
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"I read the title with a "oooo" Then read the opening post with a "oh!" "Not the first time I've heard a woman say that | |||
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"For the love of god... at least dance for me..
I don't dance!
Ffs... just take your clothes off sexily then.. that’ll do... I guess I could do that
Do it! Do it! Do it!
*fetches snacks*
It would be a muppets version of Magic Mike. "Slow news day... go on... get em off.... | |||
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"I read the title with a "oooo" Then read the opening post with a "oh!"
That sums up my sex life!
At least you have one! I forgot what one of them is!
Illet me rephrase it. That summed up my sex life before it went in to retirement
After how many years of active service? Should have a salute!
19 long hard... Years of service. "I9 gun salute then! Know of any soldiers who could stand to attention?  | |||
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The ones in no way relating to the title
I do wish my fingers were slightly skinnier "Oh no! You have sausage fingers?
I agree, I also like catching people off guard with a surprise from what was expected. | |||
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"For the love of god... at least dance for me..
I don't dance!
Ffs... just take your clothes off sexily then.. that’ll do... I guess I could do that
Do it! Do it! Do it!
*fetches snacks*
It would be a muppets version of Magic Mike. "I'd still watch it | |||
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"For the love of god... at least dance for me..
I don't dance!
Ffs... just take your clothes off sexily then.. that’ll do... I guess I could do that
Do it! Do it! Do it!
*fetches snacks*
It would be a muppets version of Magic Mike.
I'd still watch it "OK... So me, kermit, gonzo, fozzy bear, animal... And we can have a special guest appearance from R2D2 | |||
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"For the love of god... at least dance for me..
I don't dance!
Ffs... just take your clothes off sexily then.. that’ll do... I guess I could do that
Do it! Do it! Do it!
*fetches snacks*
It would be a muppets version of Magic Mike.
Slow news day... go on... get em off.... "So demanding! | |||
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"I read the title with a "oooo" Then read the opening post with a "oh!"
That sums up my sex life!
At least you have one! I forgot what one of them is!
Illet me rephrase it. That summed up my sex life before it went in to retirement
After how many years of active service? Should have a salute!
19 long hard... Years of service.
I9 gun salute then! Know of any soldiers who could stand to attention? "I know a few! | |||
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"For the love of god... at least dance for me..
I don't dance!
Ffs... just take your clothes off sexily then.. that’ll do... I guess I could do that
Do it! Do it! Do it!
*fetches snacks*
It would be a muppets version of Magic Mike.
I'd still watch it
OK... So me, kermit, gonzo, fozzy bear, animal... And we can have a special guest appearance from R2D2" | |||
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"I read the title with a "oooo" Then read the opening post with a "oh!"
That sums up my sex life!
At least you have one! I forgot what one of them is!
Illet me rephrase it. That summed up my sex life before it went in to retirement
After how many years of active service? Should have a salute!
19 long hard... Years of service.
I9 gun salute then! Know of any soldiers who could stand to attention?
I know a few! "Wheel 'em out and I'll get the buffet going! | |||
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"I read the title with a "oooo" Then read the opening post with a "oh!"
That sums up my sex life!
At least you have one! I forgot what one of them is!
Illet me rephrase it. That summed up my sex life before it went in to retirement
After how many years of active service? Should have a salute!
19 long hard... Years of service.
I9 gun salute then! Know of any soldiers who could stand to attention?
I know a few!
Wheel 'em out and I'll get the buffet going!"What's on the menu? | |||
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"I read the title with a "oooo" Then read the opening post with a "oh!"
That sums up my sex life!
At least you have one! I forgot what one of them is!
Illet me rephrase it. That summed up my sex life before it went in to retirement
After how many years of active service? Should have a salute!
19 long hard... Years of service.
I9 gun salute then! Know of any soldiers who could stand to attention?
I know a few!
Wheel 'em out and I'll get the buffet going!
What's on the menu? "Sausages that no vegans were harmed in the making of! And vol au vents And quiche... Bacon. Might even stretch to those posh sandwiches cut into triangles with the crusts cut off | |||
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"What's on the menu? Sausages that no vegans were harmed in the making of! And vol au vents And quiche... Bacon. Might even stretch to those posh sandwiches cut into triangles with the crusts cut off" Triangles do taste better | |||
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"I read the title with a "oooo" Then read the opening post with a "oh!"
That sums up my sex life!
At least you have one! I forgot what one of them is!
Illet me rephrase it. That summed up my sex life before it went in to retirement
After how many years of active service? Should have a salute!
19 long hard... Years of service.
I9 gun salute then! Know of any soldiers who could stand to attention?
I know a few!
Wheel 'em out and I'll get the buffet going!
What's on the menu?
Sausages that no vegans were harmed in the making of!
And vol au vents
And quiche...
Bacon.
Might even stretch to those posh sandwiches cut into triangles with the crusts cut off"Vegans | |||
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"What's on the menu? Sausages that no vegans were harmed in the making of! And vol au vents And quiche... Bacon. Might even stretch to those posh sandwiches cut into triangles with the crusts cut off Triangles do taste better" Spam ones? Fish finger ones? Cheese and onion crisp ones? Pot noodle ones?? Whatever you like! | |||
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"Are you on the menu OP?" Have to ask MissDreavus. She is doing the buffet. | |||
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"What's on the menu? Sausages that no vegans were harmed in the making of! And vol au vents And quiche... Bacon. Might even stretch to those posh sandwiches cut into triangles with the crusts cut off Triangles do taste better" Toast tastes so much better in triangles | |||
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"What's on the menu? Sausages that no vegans were harmed in the making of! And vol au vents And quiche... Bacon. Might even stretch to those posh sandwiches cut into triangles with the crusts cut off Triangles do taste better Toast tastes so much better in triangles "This is true! | |||
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"What's on the menu? Sausages that no vegans were harmed in the making of! And vol au vents And quiche... Bacon. Might even stretch to those posh sandwiches cut into triangles with the crusts cut off Triangles do taste better Spam ones? Fish finger ones? Cheese and onion crisp ones? Pot noodle ones?? Whatever you like!" Cheese and onion crisp with dairy milk! | |||
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"Are you on the menu OP? Have to ask MissDreavus. She is doing the buffet. " Yep! Hims be stripped nekkid, basted with lard stuffed and with an apple in your trap! And served on a bed of lettuce! | |||
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"What's on the menu? Sausages that no vegans were harmed in the making of! And vol au vents And quiche... Bacon. Might even stretch to those posh sandwiches cut into triangles with the crusts cut off Triangles do taste better Spam ones? Fish finger ones? Cheese and onion crisp ones? Pot noodle ones?? Whatever you like! Cheese and onion crisp with dairy milk! "Oooh fancy that! | |||
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"Are you on the menu OP? Have to ask MissDreavus. She is doing the buffet. Yep! Hims be stripped nekkid, basted with lard stuffed and with an apple in your trap! And served on a bed of lettuce! "I didn't agree to that! | |||
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"What's on the menu? Sausages that no vegans were harmed in the making of! And vol au vents And quiche... Bacon. Might even stretch to those posh sandwiches cut into triangles with the crusts cut off Triangles do taste better Spam ones? Fish finger ones? Cheese and onion crisp ones? Pot noodle ones?? Whatever you like! Cheese and onion crisp with dairy milk!
Oooh fancy that!"It is so good. | |||
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"Are you on the menu OP? Have to ask MissDreavus. She is doing the buffet. Yep! Hims be stripped nekkid, basted with lard stuffed and with an apple in your trap! And served on a bed of lettuce!
I didn't agree to that! "Aw bugger!! There was me thinking I could pickle you in whiskey first! | |||
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"Are you on the menu OP? Have to ask MissDreavus. She is doing the buffet. Yep! Hims be stripped nekkid, basted with lard stuffed and with an apple in your trap! And served on a bed of lettuce!
I didn't agree to that!
Aw bugger!! There was me thinking I could pickle you in whiskey first! "Go on then. Since it is you. | |||
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"What in the jive turkey is going on here? "Subjects of high controversy | |||
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"Are you on the menu OP? Have to ask MissDreavus. She is doing the buffet. Yep! Hims be stripped nekkid, basted with lard stuffed and with an apple in your trap! And served on a bed of lettuce!
I didn't agree to that!
Aw bugger!! There was me thinking I could pickle you in whiskey first!
Go on then. Since it is you. "You are a good egg  | |||
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