FabSwingers.com forum: Net Worth

By *roticGoddessXX OP Woman
over a year ago

Richmond

not that I'll judge you for it, but supposedly we're supposed to have saved a certain amount of money by each decade of life.

SO.

Is your net worth OVER, UNDER or relatively near £5?

I'm a bit over.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh definitely worth more than a fiver

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

About £3.60

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By *urple-roseWoman
over a year ago

Stoke

Less that £0

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By *uscularLoveMan
over a year ago

london

I'm definatly over £5. My investments make more than that an hour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Less that £0"

same!

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By *appytochatMan
over a year ago

Deep in the New Forest

Maybe if I count up the loose change.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

5 shillings

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

£49 should hit 50 quid by October

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By *uscularLoveMan
over a year ago

london

FYI.

If you guys want financial freedom you should also invest in cryptocurrencies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Over - but it's been a ball ache. Most of us could probably find ourselves worth a fiver.

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

Over. I don’t know how to put this but I’m kind of a big deal.

I’m very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.

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By *roticGoddessXX OP Woman
over a year ago

Richmond

"I'm definatly over £5. My investments make more than that an hour. "

More than that an HOUR?? When's the party, and more importantly--WHERE.

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

Around £4.65.

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By *roticGoddessXX OP Woman
over a year ago

Richmond

"Over. I don’t know how to put this but I’m kind of a big deal.

I’m very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany."

Do you live in a mortuary?

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By *ourayloversCouple
over a year ago

chesterfield

2 bob and 6

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

£4.99

Worth more dead than alive!

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By *uscularLoveMan
over a year ago

london

"I'm definatly over £5. My investments make more than that an hour.

More than that an HOUR?? When's the party, and more importantly--WHERE."

Yes the crypto market is incredibly volatile and can rise or fall upto 100 an hour.

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

"Over. I don’t know how to put this but I’m kind of a big deal.

I’m very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.

Do you live in a mortuary?"

No San Diego. Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina. I'm sorry, I was trying to impress you. I don't know what it means. I'll be honest, I don't think anyone knows what it means anymore.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hang on, let be check down the side of the sofa.

Nope, nothing

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"Over. I don’t know how to put this but I’m kind of a big deal.

I’m very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.

Do you live in a mortuary?

Doesn't it mean Saint Diego

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hang on I’m just going to check down the back of the sofa, might find a stray 2p x

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By *ellsuitedMan
over a year ago

Elstree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was £6.. But then I bought silver member on fab.. So I'm skint again

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Over £5. I have a Sterling Silver jewellery empire that I have amassed from years of Ebay purchases that must be worth gazillions *cough* at least (hopefully)

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

"Over. I don’t know how to put this but I’m kind of a big deal.

I’m very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.

Do you live in a mortuary?

Doesn't it mean Saint Diego

Real recognises real

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh dear, nobody told me that. I'm somewhat under

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Over. I don’t know how to put this but I’m kind of a big deal.

I’m very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.

Do you live in a mortuary?

I read that in Ron’s voice and everything

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

"Over. I don’t know how to put this but I’m kind of a big deal.

I’m very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.

Do you live in a mortuary?

I read that in Ron’s voice and everything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

£3.56 a heroes wrapper and a paper clip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm probably worth about 30p at present

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

On a minus

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Mines all in a jar! Not so how much is in there, £100 maybe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doesn't matter how much you got.

If you are good with me I couldn't careless.

I know we all need money but don't chase it too much. Take time to dream and live a little.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Anyone who's a friend of mine knows I'm priceless. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone who's a friend of mine knows I'm priceless. Lol

Heard it all now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"£3.56 a heroes wrapper and a paper clip

Bargain! I'll take it!! Call me an Uber! Bag it up, ship it out

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Anyone who's a friend of mine knows I'm priceless. Lol

Ha ha very true!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a heart of gold.. So how much is that worth?

A sticky quality street toffee from Christmas and a 2 bar kitkat..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"£3.56 a heroes wrapper and a paper clip

Bargain! I'll take it!! Call me an Uber! Bag it up, ship it out

I have sausage ! Real one lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My net worth is about £3.67 and half a fun sized mars bar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"£3.56 a heroes wrapper and a paper clip

Bargain! I'll take it!! Call me an Uber! Bag it up, ship it out

I have sausage ! Real one lol

What's the provenance? Is it locally sourced?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's funny how some people get the irony and play up to the obvious joke, whereas other people, especially men, just miss it entirely and try to tell us they're minted.

£4.89 for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My kid has more cash in his penny jar than I do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm worth a lot dead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's funny how some people get the irony and play up to the obvious joke, whereas other people, especially men, just miss it entirely and try to tell us they're minted.

£4.89 for me "

I just thinking the exact thing as I read through the forum.

I had a dig down the back of the sofa. I’m up to £1.87 and a half eaten Oreo

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By *atelotmanMan
over a year ago

Chatham

Nothing to do with anyone what Im worthing,an most of all the tax man

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By *ooking4othersMan
over a year ago

Here ...

I'm rich ... or at least I will be when that Nigerian Prince pays me back a zillion quid for the £10K I gave him ... which reminds me I've not heard from him in a while

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's funny how some people get the irony and play up to the obvious joke, whereas other people, especially men, just miss it entirely and try to tell us they're minted.

£4.89 for me "

Stop being such a flash show off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tuppence

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By *xtrafun4youMan
over a year ago

Dunstable

Under

been married for 16 years

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tuppence "

Yes you certainly have one x

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I can busk, to get it over a fiver

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Half a crown

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's funny how some people get the irony and play up to the obvious joke, whereas other people, especially men, just miss it entirely and try to tell us they're minted.

£4.89 for me "

Hahah same - so many dudes flexing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"£3.56 a heroes wrapper and a paper clip

Bargain! I'll take it!! Call me an Uber! Bag it up, ship it out

I have sausage ! Real one lol

What's the provenance? Is it locally sourced?

It ain’t vegan sauce on request lol

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I have 62p in my purse right now and a M&S voucher for £5 off if you spend £35, winning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's funny how some people get the irony and play up to the obvious joke, whereas other people, especially men, just miss it entirely and try to tell us they're minted.

£4.89 for me

Hahah same - so many dudes flexing."

I had half a chewed Everton mint the dog spat out I left that off tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do love putting a handful of smash on the counter in the corner shop tho

20 of your finest cigarettes and fill ya boots on this lot lol

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By *evil_u_knowMan
over a year ago

city

over 5, but only cause I spent less on christmas presents than cash gifts i got.

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

Does an Amazon voucher for £25 count

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was it a gift voucher ?

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By *on_mclaneMan
over a year ago

manchester

Whisky ?? bottle half full of 1p 2p 5p, thrown a few gold coins in there as a nice surprise when I count it, also got about 8 euros in change

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

"Was it a gift voucher ? "

Mine is yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was it a gift voucher ?

Mine is yes"

Oooh tuff one that !

Have you spent it yet ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I swap you for some toast dripping in butter lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I swap you for some toast dripping in butter lol x "

Shall we refer back to the stolen toast thread?

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

"I swap you for some toast dripping in butter lol x "

Only if you make it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll check the sofa and come back to you ref my net worth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I swap you for some toast dripping in butter lol x

Only if you make it"

Check your box x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Off to check the bells whiskey bottle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m totally broke now due to Christmas and he New Year.

Are there any easy banks to rob? I have bad luck so won’t be winning the lottery.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m totally broke now due to Christmas and he New Year.

Are there any easy banks to rob? I have bad luck so won’t be winning the lottery. I will assist in robbing the bank I'm skint

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"I’ll check the sofa and come back to you ref my net worth

Too late, I already raided it!

I'm now worth £1.37 and a toffo

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Just checked under the sink,but theres no empty bottles so I'm skint

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By *uciferLingerieMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Todays balance is £4.98 so I just missed the cut...although my lingerie value is around £17,269 ...does that put me in op credit??

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By *unny ValentineCouple
over a year ago

Crewe

So I'm just a little over. Thinking if I combine my net worth with someone else's we my get to 69?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll check the sofa and come back to you ref my net worth

Too late, I already raided it!

I'm now worth £1.37 and a toffo

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How much for the Toffo and is it still wrapped?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well obviously being in my 10th decade I should be a bit over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What is this money you speak of ?

Can I get it easily ??

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"I’ll check the sofa and come back to you ref my net worth

Too late, I already raided it!

I'm now worth £1.37 and a toffo

How much for the Toffo and is it still wrapped?

Strawberry flavoured no less and yup still wrapped!! Make me an offer I can't refuse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm worth about 90,000....Indonesian Rupiah

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