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By *atalie.. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Bolton

The difference between the woman's criteria and the man's.

The woman criteria

Over 6ft

Six pack

Facially stable

model material

Nice eyes

Cute bum

Gsoh

At least 9 Inches

Girthy

Shaven

No facial hair

Big arms

Nice car

Professional

Must accommodate

Single

Free whenever I want him to be

Please me first

Stamina

Last longer than 10 minutes

Repeat cummer

The man

Over 18

Must have a pussy

And they say us men are complicated

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

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'Must have a pussy'

Is optional for a lot of men

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By *nto My ArmsMan
over a year ago

Herts/London

Facially stable?

No twitches, then.

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

Can you (or your friend) clarify what 'Facially stable' is, please?

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By *atalie.. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Bolton


"Facially stable?

No twitches, then. "

Bugger just noticed that typo, Frigging hell fire

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis


"Facially stable?

No twitches, then. "

Beat me to it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I most certainly don’t have all them demands.

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By *hezuMan
over a year ago

London

If you make her giggle, she'll be happy with your pickle

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria


"Facially stable?

No twitches, then.

Bugger just noticed that typo, Frigging hell fire "

Faecally stable... there, fixed it for you.

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By *atalie.. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Bolton


"Facially stable?

No twitches, then.

Bugger just noticed that typo, Frigging hell fire

Faecally stable... there, fixed it for you. "

I'm actually laughing my arse off.

These forum posts are blooming hard work.

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

Your friend also lists:

Stamina

Last longer than 10 minutes

They seem to be quite contradictory to one another

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By *atalie.. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Bolton


"Your friend also lists:

Stamina

Last longer than 10 minutes

They seem to be quite contradictory to one another "

He's a man.. give him a break fgs

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South

Why have they got to have a nice car?

I’d prefer a nice bike

Not that I’d be riding the bike ....

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis


"Your friend also lists:

Stamina

Last longer than 10 minutes

They seem to be quite contradictory to one another

He's a man.. give him a break fgs "

I see...now the whole stamina/10 minute comparison makes perfect sense

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