FabSwingers.com forum: vibrators proof of god?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

so, do you consider the vibrator proof of god's existence or proof that there is no god!

either way, mine is my best friend and gives me endless pleasure, just saying!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't see the connection???

Although I will admit that as a man it's sure handy having a vibrator in the house as Siren can have some fun and leave me in peace while the football is on.

Maybe there is a god after all.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I consider the vibrator solid proof that there is no God or that God is a mysoginist.

A female God would invent a dildo with the qualities of spray foam that found the nooks n crannies of every fanny and she wouldn't make it BUZZ ! so that everybody in a three mile radius knows what's going on!

Im patenting it....... Perfect Fit No Buzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can it out a shelf up though?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can it out a shelf up though?

Or change a plug?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I don't see the connection???

Although I will admit that as a man it's sure handy having a vibrator in the house as Siren can have some fun and leave me in peace while the football is on.

Maybe there is a god after all.

No connection ? I can hear the O.P screaming THANK GOD ! in orgasm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can it out a shelf up though?

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pmsl

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I consider the vibrator solid proof that there is no God or that God is a mysoginist.

Im patenting it....... Perfect Fit No Buzz , Puts up shelves and changes plugs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

as a firm non-believer it does make me wonder why I spend alot of time talking to god during sex! very confusing!!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

You have some classy meets !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I definitely have at least one yes!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I have come to conclusion that if he does exist he is impotent..... so yeah, makes sense

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I definitely have at least one yes!!! "

Tis written Thou shalt have no other God so .... one is about right!

Hang on .... The father , the son , the holy ghost....... is that a foursome.

Let's not go there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I definitely have at least one yes!!!

Tis written Thou shalt have no other God so .... one is about right!

Hang on .... The father , the son , the holy ghost....... is that a foursome.

Let's not go there."

The Holy Ghost will put the willies up you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well, no man has ever caused me to utter 'oh God' when nearing orgasm but a vibrator has so, yes, it's unequivocal proof

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Well I have come to conclusion that if he does exist he is impotent..... so yeah, makes sense

If you are religious he's very impotent!

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