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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

If you got a fanny like a mop bucket

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Margarine tub at least

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, but I've got a mop bucket like a ......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This isnt going to go well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont have one at all. Disappeared in 2019 not see it since. Ive put ‘lost fanny’ posters up everywhere theres a 30p reward.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No but I’ve got a good hoover

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This isnt going to go well"
or is it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I dont have one at all. Disappeared in 2019 not see it since. Ive put ‘lost fanny’ posters up everywhere theres a 30p reward. "

I found it

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

I was going to put my hand up, but it's currently lost in my mop bucket fanny.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I dont have one at all. Disappeared in 2019 not see it since. Ive put ‘lost fanny’ posters up everywhere theres a 30p reward. "
thats a good deal tesco soft spread is 69p

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was going to put my hand up, but it's currently lost in my mop bucket fanny. "
anyone seen a rolex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I dont have one at all. Disappeared in 2019 not see it since. Ive put ‘lost fanny’ posters up everywhere theres a 30p reward. "

Happy to look for it. Don't worry about the 30p, success will be reward enough

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By *zQTWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere

I prefer the term brazier

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Mines more like one of those machines they clean shop floors with.

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

I have a mop bucket like a fanny.

I rarely touch it and prefer to use a sponge and vacuum.

Kicking 2020 off classy.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"I was going to put my hand up, but it's currently lost in my mop bucket fanny. anyone seen a rolex"

Casio

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mines more like one of those machines they clean shop floors with."
perfect for the msn who wants a shiney penis

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Mines more like one of those machines they clean shop floors with.perfect for the msn who wants a shiney penis "

I call it the buff muff or knob polisher.

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By *igfatshaft200Man
over a year ago

Hot and sticky


"I was going to put my hand up, but it's currently lost in my mop bucket fanny. "
haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was going to put my hand up, but it's currently lost in my mop bucket fanny. anyone seen a rolex

Casio "
usually drinks usually dance usually bubble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mines more like one of those machines they clean shop floors with.perfect for the msn who wants a shiney penis

I call it the buff muff or knob polisher."
so kind of like them ball shiners at 10 pin bowling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't think I have...but how would I know... My mops a bit filfy so don't fancy shoving it up to find out

Belle

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mines more like one of those machines they clean shop floors with.perfect for the msn who wants a shiney penis

I call it the buff muff or knob polisher."
top buffing

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don't think I have...but how would I know... My mops a bit filfy so don't fancy shoving it up to find out

Belle "
double dare ya

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Mines more like one of those machines they clean shop floors with.perfect for the msn who wants a shiney penis

I call it the buff muff or knob polisher.so kind of like them ball shiners at 10 pin bowling "

Exactly but frothier!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't think I have...but how would I know... My mops a bit filfy so don't fancy shoving it up to find out

Belle double dare ya"

Can I wait till I have a new mop head?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Who said cleaning cant he fun

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don't think I have...but how would I know... My mops a bit filfy so don't fancy shoving it up to find out

Belle double dare ya

Can I wait till I have a new mop head? "
dont forget to wear a helmet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't think I have...but how would I know... My mops a bit filfy so don't fancy shoving it up to find out

Belle double dare ya

Can I wait till I have a new mop head? dont forget to wear a helmet"

On my head? Or the mops head?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don't think I have...but how would I know... My mops a bit filfy so don't fancy shoving it up to find out

Belle double dare ya

Can I wait till I have a new mop head? dont forget to wear a helmet

On my head? Or the mops head? "
brum brum think about it put the wine down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't think I have...but how would I know... My mops a bit filfy so don't fancy shoving it up to find out

Belle double dare ya

Can I wait till I have a new mop head? dont forget to wear a helmet

On my head? Or the mops head? brum brum think about it put the wine down "

Nope not getting it...think I'm too far gone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its all good....

until your nob resembles a gearstick in a 1974 austin allegro.

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I've got a mop bucket

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By *ilks xXxWoman
over a year ago

East Mids

:-0

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


":-0"
is that the bucket?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've got a mop bucket "
ya mucky bugger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fanny that can fit the bucket and the mop

Hanging like a wizards sleeve

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chunder chuff !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like smashing a sausage in to oxford street even if you hand brake turn it it ain’t touching the sides ! Beautiful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone remember that advert where they named the baby “fanny” what was it for .... sorry just reminded me off that.

As you were.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Anyone remember that advert where they named the baby “fanny” what was it for .... sorry just reminded me off that.

As you were. "
ya mams a fanny

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Anyone remember that advert where they named the baby “fanny” what was it for .... sorry just reminded me off that.

As you were. "
anyone remeber the one about accrington stanley too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone remember that advert where they named the baby “fanny” what was it for .... sorry just reminded me off that.

As you were. ya mams a fanny "

Yeah that one, was it tizer?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone remember that advert where they named the baby “fanny” what was it for .... sorry just reminded me off that.

As you were. anyone remeber the one about accrington stanley too "

Milk . My lad used to play for them as well.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Anyone remember that advert where they named the baby “fanny” what was it for .... sorry just reminded me off that.

As you were. anyone remeber the one about accrington stanley too

Milk . My lad used to play for them as well. "
no fricken way

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"Anyone remember that advert where they named the baby “fanny” what was it for .... sorry just reminded me off that.

As you were. ya mams a fanny

Yeah that one, was it tizer? "

It was Irn Bru. "she comes from a long line of Fannies"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone remember that advert where they named the baby “fanny” what was it for .... sorry just reminded me off that.

As you were. ya mams a fanny

Yeah that one, was it tizer?

It was Irn Bru. "she comes from a long line of Fannies" "

Yeah ... class advert always made me smile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A mop bucket implies wetness so yeah guilty ....

Proud owner of a fanny like a mop bucket.

I think I should start the FLAMB appreciation society

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A mop bucket implies wetness so yeah guilty ....

Proud owner of a fanny like a mop bucket.

I think I should start the FLAMB appreciation society "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Anymore buckets or margerine tubs about i dont believe thats it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Need more buckets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Need more buckets"

I’ve got some beach buckets ..and a gnome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Need more buckets

I’ve got some beach buckets ..and a gnome "

Oooooops thought this was orgy thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Need more buckets

I’ve got some beach buckets ..and a gnome

Oooooops thought this was orgy thread "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Get ya buckets here

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

I’ve seen some that look like a butchers dustbin

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I’ve seen some that look like a butchers dustbin "

I don't remember showing you!

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City


"I’ve seen some that look like a butchers dustbin

I don't remember showing you!"

Shhhhhh!! It’s mediocre so I didn’t want to brag about it

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I’ve seen some that look like a butchers dustbin

I don't remember showing you!

Shhhhhh!! It’s mediocre so I didn’t want to brag about it "

Fair!

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