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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

You like marmite

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Er......I don’t?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Laughing......

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"You like marmite

Well I wont suck your cock if you're into Bisto Gravy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Er......I don’t?!

Do you have a fanny

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

How dissapointing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you haven’t watched GOT!

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"You like marmite

Well I wont suck your cock if you're into Bisto Gravy

What about a nice curry sauce

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Er......I don’t?!

Do you have a fanny

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no! And I don’t like marmite neither!

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"You like marmite

Well I wont suck your cock if you're into Bisto Gravy

What about a nice curry sauce

Indian yes, Chinese no.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about Brandy cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know I can smell what I've eaten sometimes when I have a wee, I'm guessing you can taste marmite from a fandango pp? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Er......I don’t?!

Do you have a fanny

Might be American, for some reason that's what they call their ass lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How about Brandy cream

If you put that on it I'll lick it

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"How about Brandy cream

So long as it doesn't feel like a brandy snap

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"You like marmite

How on earth is she eating it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s a full on bush

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Thank fuck for that. I’m an oral hater

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

I've had a kebab, with extra chilli.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s a full on bush "

I’ve just made some brandy cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s a full on bush

I’ve just made some brandy cream

Don’t like that either lol

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"It’s a full on bush

I’ve just made some brandy cream

Don’t like that either lol "

This is why we’re a tag team. I’ll take this one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s a full on bush

I’ve just made some brandy cream

Don’t like that either lol "

Ffs what do you like..I’ll fill it with pink gin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thank fuck for that. I’m an oral hater"

I'd just snog your face off then

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"It’s a full on bush "

Prickly pine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s a full on bush

I’ve just made some brandy cream

Don’t like that either lol

Ffs what do you like..I’ll fill it with pink gin

Include some berries and I’ll think about it

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"It’s a full on bush

I’ve just made some brandy cream

Don’t like that either lol

Ffs what do you like..I’ll fill it with pink gin

Include some berries and I’ll think about it

Cocktail umbrella

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"You like marmite

Thank goodness I hate Marmite!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You don't let me do it while pouring prosecco on it whole I do

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"It’s a full on bush

I’ve just made some brandy cream

Don’t like that either lol

Ffs what do you like..I’ll fill it with pink gin

Chocolate orange cupcakes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know that's not where they usually spread it.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"You like marmite

Thank goodness I hate Marmite!

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let’s not like it together

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Er......I don’t?!

Do you have a fanny

no! And I don’t like marmite neither! "

*Grammar police arrive and spot a double negative.......

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By *ourayloversCouple
over a year ago

chesterfield

(Lou) if it smells

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"You like marmite

Thank goodness I hate Marmite!

Good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s a full on bush

I’ve just made some brandy cream

Don’t like that either lol

Ffs what do you like..I’ll fill it with pink gin

Chocolate orange cupcakes

I don’t like cake either

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Er......I don’t?!

Do you have a fanny

no! And I don’t like marmite neither!

*Grammar police arrive and spot a double negative.......

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I don’t not disagree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s a full on bush

I’ve just made some brandy cream

Don’t like that either lol

Ffs what do you like..I’ll fill it with pink gin

Include some berries and I’ll think about it

Cocktail umbrella

Ouch!

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"It’s a full on bush

I’ve just made some brandy cream

Don’t like that either lol

Ffs what do you like..I’ll fill it with pink gin

Include some berries and I’ll think about it

Cocktail umbrella

Ouch!"

I thought it was kinder than a sparkler in there

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"It’s a full on bush

I’ve just made some brandy cream

Don’t like that either lol

Ffs what do you like..I’ll fill it with pink gin

Chocolate orange cupcakes

I don’t like cake either "

I'll get my coat then.

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By *ubsteffTV/TS
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Changing the subject slightly, I sucked the cock of a smoker and was sure his cock tasted a bit smokey, which wasn’t great

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s a full on bush

I’ve just made some brandy cream

Don’t like that either lol

Ffs what do you like..I’ll fill it with pink gin

Include some berries and I’ll think about it

Cocktail umbrella

Ouch!

I thought it was kinder than a sparkler in there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s a full on bush

I’ve just made some brandy cream

Don’t like that either lol

Ffs what do you like..I’ll fill it with pink gin

Include some berries and I’ll think about it

Ok just putting them in now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s a full on bush

I’ve just made some brandy cream

Don’t like that either lol

Ffs what do you like..I’ll fill it with pink gin

Include some berries and I’ll think about it

Ok just putting them in now

I require proof

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s a full on bush

I’ve just made some brandy cream

Don’t like that either lol

Ffs what do you like..I’ll fill it with pink gin

Chocolate orange cockcakes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s a full on bush

I’ve just made some brandy cream

Don’t like that either lol

Ffs what do you like..I’ll fill it with pink gin

Include some berries and I’ll think about it

Ok just putting them in now

I require proof

When I’ve stopped laughing

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

It echoed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s a full on bush

I’ve just made some brandy cream

Don’t like that either lol

Ffs what do you like..I’ll fill it with pink gin

Include some berries and I’ll think about it

Ok just putting them in now

I require proof

When I’ve stopped laughing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Marmite is DISGUSTING!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Marmite is DISGUSTING!

Food of the devil!

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

"You like marmite

A marmite coved fanny, I've licked a bit of whip cream off or drip champagne over it as I did, but marmite a little sticky.

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"It’s a full on bush

I’ve just made some brandy cream

Don’t like that either lol

Ffs what do you like..I’ll fill it with pink gin

Include some berries and I’ll think about it

Ok just putting them in now

I require proof

When I’ve stopped laughing

When you laugh does it fire the berries out like the woman in Thailand can do with a ping pong ball?

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"It’s a full on bush

I’ve just made some brandy cream

Don’t like that either lol

Ffs what do you like..I’ll fill it with pink gin

Chocolate orange cockcakes

Cheeky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You like marmite

Well I wont suck your cock if you're into Bisto Gravy

What about a nice curry sauce

Indian yes, Chinese no.

Generally agree but chinese chips dipped in chinese curry sauce is delicious though.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Er......I don’t?!

Do you have a fanny

no! And I don’t like marmite neither!

*Grammar police arrive and spot a double negative.......

I don’t not disagree

Congratulations, you win a lifetime's free supply of Marmite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s a full on bush

I’ve just made some brandy cream

Don’t like that either lol

Ffs what do you like..I’ll fill it with pink gin

Chocolate orange cockcakes

Cheeky

Oooh there’s an idea. We can make cock cakes and use cocks a mould. All different sizes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love marmite.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love marmite.

Weirdo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s a full on bush

I’ve just made some brandy cream

Don’t like that either lol

Ffs what do you like..I’ll fill it with pink gin

Chocolate orange cockcakes

Cheeky

Yes, I’m here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s a full on bush

I’ve just made some brandy cream

Don’t like that either lol

Ffs what do you like..I’ll fill it with pink gin

Chocolate orange cockcakes

Cheeky

Oooh there’s an idea. We can make cock cakes and use cocks a mould. All different sizes

There’s a niche in the market for that plan

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"It’s a full on bush

I’ve just made some brandy cream

Don’t like that either lol

Ffs what do you like..I’ll fill it with pink gin

Chocolate orange cockcakes

Cheeky

Oooh there’s an idea. We can make cock cakes and use cocks a mould. All different sizes

There’s a niche in the market for that plan

Oi I want in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it resembles grimsby on a hot day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If it resembles grimsby on a hot day."

Or Grimsby on any day, then I'd be licking a shit hole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s a full on bush

I’ve just made some brandy cream

Don’t like that either lol

Ffs what do you like..I’ll fill it with pink gin

Chocolate orange cockcakes

Cheeky

Oooh there’s an idea. We can make cock cakes and use cocks a mould. All different sizes

There’s a niche in the market for that plan

Oi I want in

You can definitely be in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love marmite.

Weirdo

Yeah..... but I’m kinda hot

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"I love marmite.

Weirdo

Yeah..... but I’m kinda hot

I came here to tip-ex out the ‘kinda’ xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You like marmite

Thank fuck I don't have a fanny,I do have a penis though PP

I love marmite.

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love marmite.

Weirdo

Yeah..... but I’m kinda hot

Yes you are, I'll let you off this time. Can I lick your fanny

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Changing the subject slightly, I sucked the cock of a smoker and was sure his cock tasted a bit smokey, which wasn’t great

Smoked meat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love marmite.

Weirdo

Yeah..... but I’m kinda hot

I came here to tip-ex out the ‘kinda’ xx"

It’s a quote from the advert with the zombie. Her hand falls off as he kisses her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id love to nibble on your brussels tho

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"You like marmite

To be fair, you probably would

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"You like marmite

To be fair, you probably would

Shush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wanna lick a marmite fanny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmm marmite well I'd lick it

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By *tonmessyMan
over a year ago

Bournemouth

...there’s a mouse in the house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If it resembles grimsby on a hot day.

Or Grimsby on any day, then I'd be licking a shit hole

If its like grimsby im sure the sphincter would resemble my silage spreader at full chat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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